You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan lay down on the soft woolen blanket, motionless, melancholy. The floor heater was turned on in the room, and even the cushions were burning warmly. He fell asleep after a while.

He was thinking about the most critical issues in his life with an unprecedented seriousness, but beside him was a hairy head that was rubbing back and forth against his belly.

Li Yan wanted to slap the opponent away and move his forelegs, but found that he could not complete this difficult movement now, so he could only bend his neck and press his head against the opponent's head to push the troublemaker away.

The head slipped up and lay down next to him.Li Yan resisted the urge to roll his eyes and leaned to the side, widening the distance from the other party.

As soon as he was far away, there was a slight cool breeze blowing over his body. He shrank his neck, felt the itching of the tip of his nose, and slowly moved back, hugging the troublemaker to keep warm.

He wondered, how could a five-day-old little furball be so active, wouldn't it be good to just lie down and curl up in one place?

The one lying next to him is his twin brother in this life, named "Little Sock" - Li Yan was his name in his previous life, and his name in this life is "Little Glove".

The source of all tragedies lies in a car accident five days ago. Li Yan was knocked out and flew out. He thought that his next destination would be either a hospital emergency room or a funeral home. Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes again, he found that he was going through a wonderful childbirth. process.

It wasn't that he turned into a woman who was giving birth, he was the one who was being born - after the first three seconds of terrified feeling passed, Li Yan miraculously calmed down in an instant.

——Anyway, tire wear is also a stalk of the bad street. If you encounter it, you will encounter it. A person like him who is destined to be extraordinary will not die just because of a damn drunk driver. It is only natural that he will usher in his second life. .

Li Yan thought so, but what he didn't expect was that God also thought so, and even went further, people thought that tire wear was not suitable for an extraordinary person like him, so they simply made him wear another species with a big wave of his hand.

After half an hour of hard struggle, Li Yan, who finally reappeared in the human world, felt that something was wrong and almost burst into tears. During this half hour, he conceived various plans for the future, and conceived the possible situations that might arise in the face of various situations. The problem—but let alone half an hour, even if he was given another 100 years, he would not have imagined that he would end up where he is today.

A Scottish fold cat mother named "Cat Nika" gave birth to two purebred kittens five days ago, and Li Yan is one of them.He can barely open his eyes now, he can't hear the sound of the outside world, but he can smell the smell around him.

Li Yan continued to lie on the mat and sighed for this cruel fate for a long time. He felt his belly tremble, and kicked the fur mat under him with his hind legs, moving forward inch by inch.

His hind limbs are stronger than his forelimbs, and they can't support his whole body. Li Yan doesn't want to imagine that he is arching like a fat, white silkworm baby. After growing his hair, he let out a sigh of relief.

Finally arrived at the place, for a small ball of hair half the size of a palm, rubbing from the edge of the mat to his mother's side is not a small journey.

Resisting his sense of shame, Li Yan put his mouth on Cat Nika's belly, and after finding the right place, he began to suck slowly.He recalled the touch on his feet when he arched just now, and wondered if he kicked his brother's little socks a few times along the way.

... No wonder it feels extra soft a few times... Forget it, anyway, that guy kicked him a lot these days...

Li Yan got tired after eating a few times, and lazily rested his chin on Mao Nika's belly.He felt that his body should not be as healthy as a normal milk cat, seeing that the little sock, born two days ago and three days old, was eating more vigorously than him.

Q: Is there anything more tragic than being a cat?

Answer: Become a weak and sickly kitten.

Li Yan intends to take a short break and continue eating. He is not full yet, and the cat Nika does not stay in the nest obediently 24 hours a day, so he has to hurry up and eat more while the cat mother is still there. .

In the next second, a fluffy head came over again, rubbing against Cat Nika's body looking for a feeding spot, and after a while, it came over and touched the tip of his nose to get a share.

Q: Is there anything more tragic than being a sickly kitten?

Answer: Compete with another healthy kitten for rations.

Ugly child, it’s really a bad boy, it’s okay to snatch nutrition while in the mother’s womb, anyway, he hadn’t come yet at that time, but now that they are all born, they still have to squeeze the place with him.

Why the fuck did I get reduced to this point?Li Yan burst into tears silently in his heart, but still put his two weak front paws softly on Cat Nika's belly, blocking the big head protruding from the little sock.

——Even if he becomes a cat, he must be a cat with dignity. He must defend his territory and be responsible for his purring stomach.

The little sock worked hard for a long time, but did not touch the mother's nipple. Instead, his forehead kept rubbing against the pink soft meat ball of his brother's forelimb. a position.

The two pure white milk cats settled down separately. Li Yan worked up his strength and took a few more breaths. Feeling almost done, he lay down again to recover his strength.

The cat Nika was disturbed by their quiet lunch break, and stretched out her head to lick the short hair on the back of Li Yan's neck with her tongue.

But all cats like to be touched by people. This piece of soft meat is stacked together. Li Yan snorted comfortably, and felt that his life was not so bad for a moment.

He happily turned over, exposing his belly for the sun.Mao Nika scratched him, stretched his neck to see that the other son had almost eaten, stood up slowly and gracefully, removed Li Yan and the little sock, and walked away lightly from the mat , ran to another room to drink milk.

Li Yan waited for her to leave before realizing what he was doing just now, and slammed his head on the mat with a ferocious expression on his face.

——He wanted to be a cool and invincible master in his previous life, so he should be able to become a cool and invincible cat among cats in this life.

——People who lick their hair and scratch their stomachs don't want it!Damn feline physiology! qaq———————————————————————————————————————————

Li Yan was able to fully open his eyes when he was born on the tenth day. His hair was longer than before, and his hearing was complete. subtle movements.

It's a pity that the process of learning to walk was not very ideal. He found that coordinating his limbs to move in the same direction is really not a small difficulty.

Once again, the two front paws were facing left and the other was right, and the two hind paws crossed and tripped him. Li Yan spread out on the ground in a large font, raised his eyelids and looked resentfully at the cheap brother's little socks twisting and twisting on the ground. Climb over the mat.

Little Sock's walking posture is ridiculous. His left front paw is always longer than his right front paw. Every time he takes a step, his buttocks will poke to the left, and a small tail will swing to the left.

Li Yan didn't have the heart to laugh at him, he knew that his posture must be more ridiculous than the little socks. The cat is learning to walk.

Every time the hostess holds her face in her hands and praises, "The little sock is really like a ball of wool rolling slowly on the ground when walking", "It's so cute", etc., every word is on Li Yan's little heart that is already riddled with holes. He stabbed fiercely with a knife.

Since his rebirth, Li Yan, who wanted to cry countless times without tears, has maintained a posture of grabbing the ground with his head. He really wants to solemnly declare to these two stupid humans that the only words that can be used to describe him are "dazzling", "cool", and "handsome". Pulling", words like "cute" and "cute" are simply slander.

Recently, he was considering whether he should change his image. When he saw a kitten waving its front limbs with its teeth and claws—it would inevitably lose its balance and hit its head on the ground because of the excessive movement—it seemed that no one would feel that he wanted to. To express the meaning of threat warning.

It's really not easy to look high and realistic with a fluffy cat face, Li Yan knows that he is hopelessly farther and farther away from his domineering life goal.

The feeling of regressing all the time, anytime, anywhere is really terrible. Li Yan puffed out his cheeks and let out a sigh of relief. The edge of the fabric is trying to crawl down.

He first slowly moved his right leg down and hung it in mid-air. When he felt that the nails couldn't exert any strength, he stretched his foreleg forward and stuck his elbow on the edge instead.

Now it is much more stable, Li Yan checked the height of the mat visually - it is less than five centimeters, even if it falls from this distance, it should be fine.

He was much more relaxed, and began to try to move his left leg down again—the next second his little toe tripped over the edge of the raised mat, Li Yan lost his balance, and fell onto the floor with his face on the ground without any mistakes.

"..." Li Yan remained silent while maintaining his corpse-holding posture.

——Damn it, I definitely want to complain to the Travelers Rights Protection Association!

——Even if he is destined to become a cat, can't he make his head smaller, his limbs are light-headed and uncoordinated, and his [Want to Cry Without Tears] skill is almost at full level in just ten days, okay? !