You can't afford to be a cat man!

Check-in at the hotel was very smooth. When my little friend said hello, he said that his nephew was coming to stay for two nights, so the lobby manager didn't suspect that little was too young.

This is a quasi-four-star hotel, and there is no fear of public security issues. Teacher Wang followed the little boy to look at the room, and warmly invited him to dinner before leaving.

Tired for a day, the little boy rolled on the bed and wanted to sleep when he returned to the room. He was pressed by Li Yan to take a shower. Then he settled down and said excitedly: "Hungry, we really did it! We arrived at the terminal safely. !"

It’s really good that he didn’t get trafficked on the way. Li Yan was very happy that the driver was reliable. Of course, the driver should also be thankful that he didn’t do anything stupid. The little guy took all the safety measures, and he carried a wolf-proof sprayer with him. , and screaming alarms.

He even touched the back of the car before getting in the car, and put a small locator on it. Once the little one didn't enter the password on the phone every half hour, he would automatically get in touch with the nearest signal tower. The address of the vehicle after positioning is sent to the Public Security Bureau every 5 minutes.

Li Yan was glad that Xiaobudian would not be kidnapped and undergo psychological stimulation, and he was also glad that he did not have to explain the source of these things to the police afterwards.He was also worried all day today, and fell asleep after lying on the bed for a while.

The next day, Xiao Budian didn't wake up until after nine o'clock, ordered breakfast directly from the room, opened the map on the mobile phone to locate, then got in touch with the taxi company he booked, and took Li Yan out for shopping.

It was said to be shopping, but pets were not allowed to enter the supermarket, and the little one refused to hand Li Yan to the driver for a while, fearing that he would abscond with the cat, so he gave up the idea of ​​shopping for all the necessities in the department store and went to the local shopping street for shopping.

The little one bought half of the trunk's snacks in one go, and bought daily necessities according to the list made in advance, so it was a bit troublesome to choose clothes.

He does remember what brand of clothes he was wearing before, and the size is clear, the key is that the clothes the hostess bought before are too obedient, which doesn't quite match the little one's current psychological needs of "I'm happy when I'm in middle school" .

So he likes to go to adult clothing stores, wanting to buy some mature clothes, but unfortunately he is ten years old this year, he is really not tall enough, and the middle-aged female shop assistant laughs and rubs his face and asks "how old are you, kid".

All this deeply hurt the little boy's glass heart. After breaking into several shops in a row, he called 12315 to make a complaint. Unexpectedly, the operator told him softly that they did not accept complaints from minors and asked him to Mom answers the phone.

This incident made Xiao Budian very angry, until he finally finished shopping, he was still angry when he returned to the hotel, he clenched his fists and complained to Li Yan: "There is no need for an adult to complain. According to the acceptance rules, the operator is actually a minor, so I want to file a complaint against him!"

Li Yan figured that people must have regarded Xiao BuDian as a brat making prank calls, but secretly laughed in his heart.It's a pity that I can't say this, because if I say it, it will definitely blow my hair.

He rolled a few times on the little one's newly bought cat mat, a bit regretful that he didn't let the little one bring the old one from home, the newly bought mat was hard to sleep on, not as comfortable as the one he was used to before.

When Li Yan got up, he saw that the little one, who was supposed to be tired after a day of tossing around, was tinkering with things on the computer, and curiously leaned over to take a look, and found that he was shopping for a voice changer online.

"..." My child, you are really sick, and if you go on like this, your situation will be very dangerous, do you know that?Li Yan is somewhat proud of himself. He knows a little more than Xiao Budian. Voice changing is not a technology that can be achieved with a simple software.

The main reason is that yy is not popular yet, and the little one doesn't have this awareness. After choosing the voice changer and ordering the goods, he nodded in satisfaction: "I must report that operator who discriminates against minors!"

You don't even know who their job number is, so how do you report it? Could it be that you asked "that operator who asked me to go home and find my mother"?Thinking about that scene was very cruel. As a kind cat, Li Yan kept silent about it.

After finally waiting for the little one to finish tormenting, I was eagerly looking forward to the early arrival of the voice changer. In order to avenge my revenge today, I was escorted to sleep by Li Yan with a blank face. Tomorrow is the day to officially register for school. The dean's speech and the secretary's speech are not brisk, and it is serious to rest early.

Xiaobudian’s keeping cats in the dormitory was specially approved by the school’s dormitory management committee. Fortunately, there are more than 20 people in their junior class, who enjoy postgraduate treatment, and two people share a dormitory. In the dormitory, the snacks he purchased yesterday filled most of the cupboard.

According to the rules of ZK University, there is a four-week military training at the beginning of the school year. Fortunately, their college has a special situation, and the school is not willing to force them to practice like adults. The military training time is cut in half, and the instructors are all sophomores. Junior national defense students don't dare to control them too strictly.

It's a pity that even the most relaxed military training is also military training. Xiao Budian has experienced such a thing since he was a child.

Not to mention that the school food is also very average, the little one is not used to it, and he has no intention of going out to eat during the military training, every time he makes a little calculation, and falls asleep when he is not hungry.

This situation made Li Yan very distressed, so every time he ran to the snack street outside the school with some change in his mouth to give him extra meals.

After two weeks of military training, all the shopkeepers on the side streets knew him, and they even gave Li Yan a new nickname, "Z Great Cat".

Many female students would squat down and tease Li Yan when they met Li Yan, but they were all ignored by Li Yan's cool skills.There are few girls in science and engineering colleges, and many male students have followed suit and tried to lure him with snacks.

Li Yan didn't take it seriously at all, he just read it as a joke, but the little guy seemed to be so angry after hearing what the instructors and seniors said during the military training, and asked Li Yan to carry anti-wolf spray with him, and if he didn't meet again Spray directly towards the eyes.

These words were really nonsense, he couldn't hold the small round pot with the cat's claw at all, Li Yan strictly rejected the little one's blind proposal.

The hostess insisted on calling her son at 10:30 every day, and the little one answered it every day in a cooperative manner, chatting about the day's affairs, mainly trying to convey the central idea of ​​"Mom's college is so scary, I don't want to go to school".

He said the last time a day, although the little one was not very kind to his parents in the second period of middle school, but his parents were still close to him. During the rest time, it happened to be a weekend, so she decided to come to H City to see her son.

In fact, Li Yan could see that the little one was really homesick and missed his parents. In the past, even if he went out for training, he would mostly be in City B, and even if he went out, he would go home within a week.

Besides, the Mathematical Olympiad training is a ghost, and the military training is simply the nightmare of a little fat guy who didn’t like sports since childhood. Everyone is like this. When they are sad, they are more likely to think of their parents. Hiding under the quilt and crying and calling her name so many times, I was so happy.

He must have disagreed before, but this time the situation was special, the youngest shy a few times, wanted to pretend to be reserved, but was afraid that the hostess would change her mind and not come, so she didn't make any more pretense, pretended to evade a few words, and quickly agreed.

The hostess happily brought her husband to City H, and did not ask her son why he left without saying goodbye and ran away from home—they really need special communication skills, if you ask, maybe they will not answer your phone call No--just asked him how his days were going.

Although I have complained many times on the phone, it is still more enjoyable to complain in front of my parents. The little one chatted non-stop while eating seafood, and did not forget to stuff the grilled squid into Li Yan's mouth.

Everyone enjoyed this meal, and the hostess and hostess were overjoyed to find that their son had gotten closer to him after two weeks of college. The little one improved the food and vented his grievances with his parents. Li Yan sighed: "Mom and Dad are so kind to me!"

Silly boy, you should have noticed this long ago, and now you finally noticed, before it's too late.Li Yan felt that this was the self-regulation of the little boy's secondary disease after it had developed to an advanced stage. Maybe he could use this opportunity to completely get rid of the trouble of secondary disease, so he nodded enthusiastically.

It's a pity that this good situation didn't last for too long, mainly because the hostess was so happy that she got carried away, so she made a long and stinky phone call to Xiao BuDian that night, talking so much that Xiao BuDian dozed off a few times .

Not to mention that there are also taboo words such as "You are here to study, not to enjoy the blessings. Please bear with any inconvenience. Don't the children live in the same way?" He hung up the phone without hesitation, and waved his fist at Li Yan to express that he would never talk to his mother again.

Li Yan, who watched the whole incident, said that the hostess can't speak for this matter, let alone communicate with the second child, even if she talks to adults with sound mental development, this kind of standing and talking will not hurt her back The words are definitely not welcome.

At this time, you should not say coldly, "You should XX, you should see XXX", let alone try to tell him what to do next, you just need to scold the school together with him, so that he can feel at ease It's over.

Li Yan wondered if he had to send an anonymous email to the hostess while the little one was in school, to teach her the correct way to communicate with the second child, so that she would not make such a low-level mistake next time?