You can't afford to be a cat man!

Cat Nika and Little Socks didn't realize that their peaceful and cute growing up life was going to be disrupted by a brainless Tibetan Mastiff, but Li Yan, who received an early warning because he could understand human language, took it seriously, grinding his claws fiercely To the Tibetan mastiff.

As a milk cat destined to be extraordinary, planning ahead is a gifted skill that must be highlighted. Now that he has grasped the opportunity, he must nip the danger in the bud.

After Li Yan overheard the hostess' words, he deliberately ran downstairs to greet the hostess after he went out and returned home.The male protagonist is in his early 30s, good-looking and talented, he looks a bit fierce when he is not smiling, and he is not very talkative when he is bored.

Not to mention Little Socks, even the cat Nika is not very close to him, and Li Yan is not very fond of him - when he sees the male master, he thinks of his infinitely beautiful previous life and this miserable life, the gap is so beautiful , he dare not look.

The male owner has long been used to being surrounded by the three cats in the house. When he saw Pidianpidian cheerfully [pseudo] running over with his short legs to meet his little gloves, he was stunned for a moment, and then he took the briefcase away in surprise and joy. Putting it down, he squatted down and hugged Li Yan: "The little glove has really grown up, and you know that you are here to welcome Dad home?"

He thought too much, he just wanted to attend the symposium of the hostess and hostess, and understand why the Tibetan mastiff was fostered in their home.Li Yan didn't want to talk to him, and the host scratched his neck, and felt that it would be okay to try to talk to him, so he shrank his nails into the meat ball, hugged the host's fingers and continued to rub.

The male host was elated by him, lifted Li Yan high, turned around in the standard "lifting high" game posture played with children, and then put his cheek against Li Yan's furry head between his neck.

——Damn it, what people want is to scratch their fingers, not rub their cheeks. qaq Feeling deeply that he was eaten soft tofu by a wretched middle-aged man, Li Yan quickly licked his paws and wiped off the white fluff that he just touched Once, the man put on his slippers and went upstairs to meet his wife. He was about to have a bite with his arms around the hostess when he noticed that the hostess was staring at his collar solemnly.

The male host was quite puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?"

"..." The hostess pulled out a similar half-length hair from his collar with a blank expression, and shined it on the light, and found that it was a white cat hair. Looking at the innocent-looking hostess Looking at Li Yan who was constantly struggling under the armpit of the male owner, he let out a sigh of relief and threw away the cat fur as if nothing had happened.

Li Yan finally understood why Mao Nika hid far away when she saw the male owner. The posture of this person holding the cat was horrible, and his elbow was stuck so that his belly hurt after eating, and he almost vomited. Milk comes.

When Li Yan was about to spit on the hostess, the hostess picked him up and hugged him in time, and kept calling "Baby" in her arms.

As soon as Li Yan was transferred, he couldn't wait to get into the mistress' arms, and by the way, he wiped the part of his face that was rubbed against the mistress's pajamas vigorously, shaking his furry body, and finally calmed down. He lay down obediently and did not move.

The hostess simply told the hostess about the news that the neighbor’s house will be fostering the Tibetan mastiff for a month. The reason is that Mr. Zhang next door is going on a business trip. trouble them.

The male owner was a little hesitant: "Didn't you say that they have a Tibetan mastiff? Didn't they all say that the Tibetan mastiff is very fierce? The three cats in our family are a female cat who has just given birth and a milk cat that is more than half a month old. is it safe?"

"It's also a milk dog. Xiaowen brought it to our house to play with it three days ago." The hostess laughed when she thought of this, and pointed at Li Yanle and said, "You don't know that Tibetan mastiff was bullied by our little gloves and became a dog. What's up?"

The male host also became interested, nodded and said: "Yes, I remember the video you showed me, it was so funny, the next month will definitely be more interesting."

The topic of the two immediately turned to the discussion of whether or not a camera should be installed in the cat nursery. Li Yan squinted at them for a long time with contemptuous sapphire blue eyes. The body slid all the way to the ground along the hostess' nightgown.

Like sliding down a slide, he had a little fun, rubbing his head against the hostess's slippers, standing on his hind legs, and spreading his front legs to be cute and begging for a hug.

The hostess bent down and hugged him while joking with the host.Li Yan slid down again, smacking his lips for a while, thinking that this sport can be developed into a daily must-have game, and left the master bedroom with a high catwalk and a cold face.

Seeing what the male owner meant, he didn't object to the Tibetan mastiff coming to the house for a month.Now that the matter is a foregone conclusion, he has to find a way to ensure the safety of himself and his stupid mother and brother for the next month.

One of Li Yan's pre-war preparations: Training Little Sock's climbing skills overnight to ensure that he can successfully climb up to the shelter of the cat shelf when fleeing - in order to achieve this training effect, violence and coercion can be used when necessary Inspire the climbing potential of the little socks.

The hostess was talking to the hostess, when she heard a cat screaming next door, she opened the door suspiciously and looked over, only to see the little glove standing under the cat stand, facing the little cat climbing half way up the cat stand. The sock barked crazily, and when he noticed that the little sock was about to fall off, he would show his teeth and attack others.

The host poked his head over from behind her and asked wonderingly, "What's wrong with the little glove?"

"Rabies?" the hostess guessed.

Bitten by Li Yan a few times—actually, it was just a little sock spit out by his younger brother who only had gums: qaq, I don’t want to play with this tall guy now, I just want to sleep, how can I break it?Please sleep, they just warmed up the bed!

The second of Li Yan's pre-war preparations: establish a revolutionary base area. The base area should be selected with dangerous terrain, easy to defend and difficult to attack. It should choose a place where the enemy's ruling power is weak, and it should also have a good enough mass base.

Nika the cat finished her post-dinner walk, slowly jumped out of the window, stretched gracefully, and planned to go back to her nest to sleep.

When she saw the scene in the cat breeding room, the whole cat was stunned - more than 20 toys in the room disappeared, even the cat mat she had used for two years was gone, except for the eldest son He was thrown on the lowest platform of the cat stand, with a terrified and bewildered expression as if he had been ravaged by a violent storm.

Mao Nika was in a daze. Now she was quite shocked by the nail households who "go out to buy groceries in the morning, and when they come home at noon, the house is gone".

The big cat ran around the room more than ten laps inconceivably without recovering, and she couldn't help but fell into deep thought—she knew all the cats nearby, some were part-time cute, some part-time were stupid, and some were aloof. Snake spirits—could there be a new part-time demolition one?

After figuring out what happened, Mao Nika happily looked around the little sock—the intruder took away her cat mat and toys, but left her son, which is considered a bit of conscience.

Cat Nika saw the imprint of a string of cat meat balls under the cat rack where the little socks were. She didn't realize at all that this was actually a message from an uninvited guest [Mom, I will take all my belongings for wartime transfer first] , you remember to take my brother and escape in time.My brother climbed on the cat rack and couldn't get off. I'm afraid of heights, so I can't get him off. Besides, he's too stupid, and he's not as valuable as a toy mouse. I'll transfer more important strategic materials first!Bring him here, wait for you! by love your condom], I leaned over and sniffed it, but I didn't understand what this ghost character was, so I swept it with my tail and it was messed up.

...Wait, I always feel like I forgot something... What is it?Cat Nika, who was dazed by the blow, continued to circle around the room. This time, it took more than 20 circles before she remembered what she forgot—damn her little son is gone!

She sniffed, followed Li Yan's smell, rushed out of the cat breeding room, walked through the corridor, and rushed into the master bedroom—in the master bedroom, Li Yan was struggling to stuff the cat mat under the bed with his mouth in his mouth.

While picking up her son, she also picked up her old nest. Mao Nika experienced a change of mind from hell to heaven in an instant. Spray on top.

There is nothing better than being licked by your mother!Li Yan happily licked her back, and it took him a while to realize that he pushed Mao Nika's head away with a serious face.

——No, no, now is not the time to curl up in his mother's arms and take a bath. As the only male cat in the family, he is also the only reliable male cat in the family, so he has to shoulder his own responsibilities!He wants to sharpen his claws, babysitter Brother Wei!

Li Yan continued to tuck the cat mat under the bed—Chairman Mao told us that wartime bases must be sufficiently concealed—this action undoubtedly reminded the cat Nika, who picked up the cat mat and wanted to put it back in the cat nursery.

Li Yan was startled, and rushed over to grab the cat mat, trying to stop Mao Nika's actions.He also tried to tell Mao Nika with his eyes: it's better here, the mass base here is much stronger than the cat breeding room, did not see that there are two powerful patron saints next to them, who can instantly reduce the fighting power of a stupid Tibetan mastiff to scum?

Mao Nika and him have never had the so-called mother-child connection skills. She saw Li Yan jumping up and laying his whole body on the cat mat, and she was very happy that she could transport both the cat mat and the youngest son home at the same time. He ran back to the cat nursery with his buttocks in a hurry.

After sending back two big pieces at a time, Nika the cat ran back to the master bedroom and took out the toys that Li Yan stuffed in from under the bed one by one. When she returned to the cat nursery with the toy mouse in her mouth, she saw her own Inexplicably, the youngest son squatted on the ground and choked speechlessly facing the messy paw prints.

Li Yan: That's too much. It's okay to mess up the message someone wrote to you, but even erased the heart shape that someone specially drew with meat balls! qaq's heart is broken!