You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan has known for a long time that Xiaobudian has always been in close contact with the group of people on the Mensa China website.

There are all kinds of people on this website, and they can be regarded as using each other to build a huge network of relationships. Whoever needs to say hello, someone with the corresponding ability will respond.

There are even those who recruit workers on it. After all, some specialized talents cannot be recruited through the normal recruitment network.As a rare double-faced talent in mathematics and computers, Xiaobudian often travels to other places to earn extra money.

Li Yan knew that Gui knew, and did not intervene or ask questions about it. The little guy has grown up so much, and he already has a plan in his heart about what to do and what not to do.

But if you give the other party some space, and if you trust the other party's judgment, Li Yan's face turns pale with fright when he sees the extra money in his bank account.

They settled down in city h, and now the little boy is on a business trip in city b. Li Yan took out his mobile phone to call him, but was reminded that he was not in the service area.

Just kidding, there is no place in any corner of city b that is not covered by the signal, if there is a signal jammer, it will be another story.

Li Yan called the hostess and hostess, asked around, and learned that Xiao Budian had called the two of them to report that they were safe when they got off the plane in the morning, but he didn't go to see them.

He laughed and chatted about everything, to ensure that the host and hostess would not be suspicious before he proposed to hang up the phone. After cutting off the call, his face became a little ugly.

The little boy has a habit of calling him and telling him when he finishes his work, and even going to the house of the hostess and hostess.It is already night now, and there is still no news from him and the master and hostess, but it must not be that something happened.

What kind of legal means can be used to get so much money in just one day?Li Yan is no longer worried about Xiaobudian following others to do bad things, he is worried about Xiaobudian's life safety.

When people are worried, they tend to think wildly. Li Yan is now in the stage of thinking wildly. What bad things can the little one do to get money so quickly?

Follow others to rob a bank?People put money in the bag and he goes to give people a lookout?But what kind of psychopath steals money to find accomplices instead of gangsters, and has to go to him, a mathematician who can't breathe after running 800 meters?

That is, someone robbed a bank and he took it as a hostage?Li Yan was so anxious that he pinched his thigh with his hand. You idiot, you have studied statistics. Doesn’t Nima know that the hostage casualty rate is the highest in all previous bank robberies?

After thinking about it, Li Yan felt something was wrong, raised his hand and slapped himself, turned on the computer and began to track down the previous company that made the money, but unfortunately after chasing it, he found that it seemed to be a purse company responsible for money laundering.

His computer skills are certainly not as good as the little guy's, and it is definitely considered high-end among ordinary people. After searching for a long time, Li Yan didn't find anything from this company, so he started to look through the little guy's computer records.

As soon as he called up the document, the computer screen flickered for a moment, and an interface popped up automatically. On it was a wedding photo taken during the wedding between him and Xiao Budian. Both of them were wearing suits, and they were biting the same apple head to head.

There is also a line of big characters below: "February 2, come to me!" At the back is a photo of the little one grinning silly.

Today is the 21st, and tomorrow is the wedding anniversary of the two of them. Because Li Yan's hospital number was 222 when he was in a coma, he booked this day when he first set the date.

Every year on February 2, no matter how busy the two of them are, they will put off all the outside things and stay together for 22 hours before finishing.This year is also the same, although Xiao Budian has something to do in City B today, but before going out, he promised him that he will come back before 24 o'clock in the evening.

Knowing that Xiao BuDian was playing peek-a-boo while hiding from him on purpose, instead of being stabbed to death by someone to silence him, Li Yan felt relieved and sighed helplessly.

He no longer wondered where such a large sum of money in the bank account came from, and asked in detail when he caught the little guy, and started to check the little guy's traces instead.

The airline has a record of Xiaobudian flying to City B in the morning, but considering Xiaobudian has been planning to give him "surprises" all day long, this is probably a smoke bomb he deliberately released.

Li Yan called his high-level acquaintances over there, made an excuse of "my wife quarreled with me and ran away in anger", and asked a friend to help find the video to see if the person who got on the plane was a little kid.

If you want to call up the surveillance video, unless you have a serious matter like a police investigation, you have to issue a formal document.But what Li Yan wanted was not all the videos of a certain period of time. He just wanted to see if the person boarding the plane was his wife. This is not against the company's internal regulations, so you can accommodate it.

His friend readily agreed, and after more than half an hour, he sent him a 2-minute long video, which was the picture of the little one before boarding the plane. The person in the video lowered his head slightly, revealing Half of the face looks very similar to the little one under the blurred pixels.

The height, hairstyle, and figure all looked impeccable, and even the clothes that the little one wore before going out, Li Yan stared at the video three times, slapped the table hard, and started rummaging through the boxes.

He personally likes a more grand decoration style. The furniture in his home is relatively large, but there are not many places where a big adult like a little one can hide.

Li Yan spent 10 minutes looking through all the places he thought were suspicious, but he couldn't find anyone. He rubbed his chin and muttered in confusion: "Could I be wrong, isn't he actually hiding in the house?"

After Li Yan finished speaking, he picked up the phone and dialed his own phone number: "Hey, Xinxin, would you like to come to my house for dinner?"

He was dumbfounded after receiving the phone call, thinking of Xiao Budian's usual gloomy face, he felt terrified, and refused again and again: "Forget it, forget it, I can't afford to provoke that crazy Lu in your family. "

Li Yan smiled and said: "Today, my family went out and didn't come back at night, and didn't come back all night!"

He was so young that Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, thinking if he said "Your one who doesn't come back all night has something to do with me, it's because he always thinks I'm having an affair with you, and I don't mean to be with you." Have a leg" this sentence outright, will not hurt the friend's glass heart.

He was still hesitating whether to say anything, when he heard a noise on the phone, and a voice that impressed him cut in abruptly: "Hungry meow, wait, who said I won't go back at night, half a minute later I just showed up!"

——Hehe, Li Yan was not surprised that Xiaobudian would suddenly interject. He had already guessed that Xiaobudian would try to grasp what he was doing in order to make the "surprise" perfect.

So there should be a camera in the room, and there must be a bug in his phone.As for how the little one managed to cut in the signal and suddenly made a sound when he was on the phone, Li Yan was not clear about this technical problem. Anyway, the little one has many friends and can do whatever he wants.

He snickered, and heard Xiao Budian humming on the other end of the phone: "Bastard, don't laugh, I can see you curling up the corners of your mouth! You did it on purpose!"

Li Yan didn't know where Xiao Budian had stuffed the pinhole camera, and he couldn't find it when he rummaged through the box just now.So when he smiled, he deliberately smiled at an empty wall. There was nothing in this direction, so he opened a window for ventilation. Didn't expect the little one to be able to see such subtle facial expressions?

Li Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he looked out of the window. He and Xiaobudian lived in a villa. There were no high-rise buildings around, but there was a commercial building one kilometer away.

However, at such a long distance, Xiaobudian is immersed in reading all day long, and his eyesight is not good. Even if he installed eagle eyes for himself, it is impossible for him to see Li Yan's facial expressions.

The little boy said triumphantly: "I also saw you poking around, hehe, do you still want to find out where I put the camera?"

He paused for a moment, and said happily: "Surveillance equipment such as cameras has long been outdated. I now use infrared eavesdropping radar. There is no need to install bugs or other means. I can know through light wave vibration and thermal imagers. Your every move!"

A person with a heart as strong as Li Yan couldn't hold back his shell, and asked in bewilderment, "Even if your friend is awesome, you can't borrow this kind of police and military equipment casually, right?"

Unless his friend is not on the right path at all, this equipment was originally used to do bad things.

"No, this is actually a batch of goods that were eliminated ten years ago. There is at least two generations of technology difference between civilian and military use. My friend just lent me the eliminated goods to play with." The little boy said proudly After finishing, I felt something was wrong again, and hurriedly roared, and said angrily, "Hungry meow, you already knew that I was eavesdropping, so you called Jiang Xin on purpose to force me to come out, right?!"

Jiang Xin is the name of Li Yanfa's child. This name has no special meaning. It was just typed up by the author. If you read chapter 130, the host and hostess don't even have a name, so you should know that the author is incompetent.

Li Yan shook his finger, and calmly said: "How can this be called 'force you', I made a small call with me, who would have thought that you would suddenly intervene?"

Only then did Jiang Xin come to his senses. It turned out that Li Yan deliberately said some ambiguous words to force the little boy to speak.He was overwhelmed by the style of these two people's life spy movies.

As a normal person, Jiang Xin didn't want to be involved in the so-called fights between gods and ghosts. When he heard Xiao Budian ask Li Yan, "How can you tell that the person who took the video on the plane wasn't me?", he hung up decisively. Telephone.

As soon as he hung up the phone, the call was cut off. The little guy just cut into the cell phone signal. He couldn't talk to Li Yan on his own end, so he had to take out his cell phone to call and repeat the question.

Speaking of this, Li Yan was really proud, and said with a smile: "The clothes you are wearing today were chosen by the two of us. It has been two years since you bought them, and a piece of clothing fell off your right cuff. The button is another one sewn on, and it doesn't match the other buttons."

Because it happened to be the first time that the little one was missing a button before he gave a lecture at the university. Li Yan took off his button in an emergency and asked someone to sew it on for him.

So he was very impressed by this. He didn't find this suspicious point when he watched the video for the first time, but he already felt that it was wrong the second time, and he was completely sure after watching it for the third time.

Speaking of it, there was also a bit of luck, Xiao Budian was reluctant to lend the clothes he bought together with others to wear, and this showed his flaws.

Li Yan has also figured out the whole situation now, and said with a smile: "You deliberately deposited a large amount of money into the account from the beginning, knowing that with my personality, I would definitely think it was wrong, and then ran to check your computer records, just That interface will pop up, and you can officially start the treasure hunt game you designed, right?"

Wow, hungry meow, you actually said that this is a "treasure hunt". Sure enough, I am the big baby in your mind, right?Xiao Budian was still annoyed that all the steps that he had painstakingly designed for a long time were simply abolished, but after hearing these words, he felt very comfortable and extremely refreshed.

However, he did plan a lot of steps. Originally, when Li Yan checked his air tickets and train tickets at other times, he would find out that he had bought a train ticket to S city.When Li Yan ran to City S, he would find the wedding anniversary gift he had prepared there, and then chased him to City X, where he had edited their video recordings over the years.

Then I went to a few more cities, and finally returned to City H. When the exhausted Li Yan opened the door of his house, he could see himself holding a three-tiered cake and shouting "surprise!" to him.

It’s a good time to be on the road. I plan carefully according to the number of trains and planes departing today, because I chose cities that are relatively close. After making such a round, I should return here at 11:30. I still rent it Hundreds of cars were blocked outside the two streets to create the illusion of a traffic jam, thinking about timing, so that Li Yan got home at exactly twelve o'clock.

He even ordered the cake, and even hired experienced hands to build the champagne tower. Everything was ready, and he only owed Li Yan to go out according to his plan, and started the nine and a half hour search for someone. Unexpectedly, he didn't even leave the house. Four 10 minutes to find him out.

This is really a bit too cruel, Xiao Budian couldn't help asking: "No, even if you know that I didn't get on the plane, how can you be so sure that I'm still in City H, and it's nearby?"

At first, Li Yan guessed that Xiaobudian was hiding at home, but he didn't know that he had such high-end facilities.But he knew that Xiaobudian would definitely stay in a place where he could actually know his reaction and have time to respond.

Imagine if Li Yan didn't go according to Xiaobudian's idea, but took a fork in the road, Xiaobudian must take emergency remedial measures, so it is impossible for the other party to wait for him in a certain city, it is better to stay in city h directly, here The little ones are the real supernatural powers, they have the home field advantage, and they will respond more quickly.

This is a very standard dark problem under the lights, but Li Yan didn't answer—this time, it will be even more difficult to coax people to be smart next time—smiling: "Okay, don't lose your temper, Come home and eat your favorite mango cake, okay?"

The little one snorted, "That's not right, I ordered your favorite chocolate cake, I thought you would come home with the bell at twelve o'clock, and I told people to deliver it after 10:30, it's still early .”

Li Yan couldn't help laughing: "I ordered it, because before you left, you said you would return by plane at 04:30 pm, and I told them it would be delivered at [-] o'clock, and it was almost here."

Xiao BuDian blinked his eyes, his heart was warm, and he was out of breath. He hummed and said, "Okay, next time you play Little Surprise, you have to cooperate with me!"

Bear boy, it’s a little surprise for me to run around all over China. If you really sit for an afternoon and a night for trains and planes, you won’t be able to get up even if you sleep late tomorrow.Li Yan shook his head dumbfounded, and said: "Okay, I will definitely cooperate."

You can't afford to be a cat man!Chapter 129 Extra Story 4

Li Yan was lazily reclining on the sofa watching TV, and it was showing Little Dot—oh, it can’t be called “Little Dot” now, they are all 30-year-old men—giving a 45-minute speech at the icm International Conference of Mathematicians video.

As a family representative, Li Yan could have gone with him, and the International Mathematical Union also sent him an invitation card, but Li Yan declined. It was a concentration camp and a carnival for a bunch of weirdos. (Chang) people should not follow along.

Li Yan originally thought that Xiaobudian was weird enough. Eight years ago, when Xiaobudian went to icm to give a 15-minute speech, he was lucky enough to meet some of the world's top weirdos. Only then did he deeply realize how great he is as Xiaobudian. Lucky.

By the way, the little one's doctoral supervisor—the academician who was able to let him go back to school even though he reported two weeks late, also went with the little one eight years ago.

It is said that imu had invited him a long time ago, but unfortunately the Jingba raised by the old academician failed to pass the exit quarantine inspection. The old man said that he could not sleep without his dog, and he couldn't eat well.

The old academician has no relatives and children, so he raised such a dog. That's why he understood that the little boy went crazy because of a cat.

Although being able to give a 45-minute speech in front of the world's top mathematicians is a breakthrough, but it is just a matter of mentioning a sentence in the evening news, and it took Li Yan a lot to find the foreign radio station that broadcast it live. Less effort.

The speech in English is okay, but the key is that there are a lot of special nouns in it. First, Li Yan can’t understand the language alone, and second, even if he translates it into Chinese, he can’t understand it. He read it for a while with his cheek , and soon couldn't help but yawned.

It's a sin to yawn at such a sacred and solemn moment. Li Yan deeply felt that he was sorry for the little one's hard work for so long, so he sat up straight and shook his head, trying to gather his energy and continue listening.

It's a pity that I couldn't understand it after listening carefully. After a while, Li Yan was lying on the sofa and wanted to go to sleep. He heard the doorbell and walked over to open the door.

He was secretly looking forward to it—would it be the little one who flew back overnight to surprise him—only to open the door to find out that the courier boy appeared.

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, then he patted his forehead and then he was relieved - that's right, the Lord is still speaking to the overwhelming cameras in the United States, how could he appear in City H at the same time?

After Xiaobudian received a doctorate degree from ZK University, they still stayed and settled in City H, because Xiaobudian went to the Chinese Academy of Sciences to continue his studies after graduation.

The courier delivered the spicy duck neck that Li Yan ordered online three days ago, and the box was full.Li Yan used to have a greedy mouth when he was a cat. At that time, he still worried that being too fat would be bad for his health. Later, he consciously controlled his food intake.

But there is no need to worry about it now, one of the great benefits of having a humanoid body is that you won’t get fat no matter how much you eat.Li Yan is very satisfied with this, but it's a pity that Xiaobudian still controls not to let him eat too much junk food, and the daily recipes are formulated according to the health book.

Although the other party didn't say anything, Li Yan could see clearly that Xiaobudian was obviously afraid that he would "leave" early. The death of Little Glove had brought him a psychological shadow for more than ten years, and he couldn't easily bring it up now.

He is also quite guilty about this, considering that his real body is almost ten years older than Xiao Budian, he probably has to leave earlier, and if he can stay with him for one more year, Li Yan also cooperates to curb his appetite.

But after suffering for so many years, he can't eat salty or spicy food, he can't bear it anymore, thinking that it doesn't matter if he eats a little bit, and thinking about eating meat while the little one is away.

Li Yan took the courier slip and was about to sign for it, when he caught sight of a car parked steadily on the opposite street, the tall man who pushed the door and walked down looked very familiar.

The little one seemed to be gnashing his teeth in anger. After striding over, he couldn't help but glared at the courier viciously, deliberately pushed him away with his body, and then smiled at Li Yan: "Hungry meow, I'm back!" La!"

After he finished speaking, he glared at the courier again, raised his eyebrows and asked disdainfully, "Who is he?"

"Why are you back at this time?" Li Yan quickly signed the form in his hand, handed it back to the courier brother, and smiled apologetically at the bewildered courier brother, "I have caused you trouble."

The little brother was looking up and down the little one with weird eyes, and felt that this person seemed a little out of order. After getting back the courier list, he nodded to Li Yan as if he was amnesty, and quickly got into his car and drove away.

Li Yan moved the courier box behind him calmly, and asked nonchalantly, "Aren't you supposed to be holding a meeting at this time? Why did you come back so soon?"

"Because I lied to you from the very beginning, whether it is the date of the invitation you got or the live TV program you found, in fact, I have tampered with it. The meeting ended yesterday, and I came back to tell you You're in for a pleasant surprise!" The little boy snorted angrily.

He is thirty years old, and like before, he tends to lose his temper and make troubles, but it is harmless, Li Yan thinks this is a special way of acting like a spoiled child.

He thought for a while: "I also saw the news broadcast about this matter tonight. Did you even tamper with the evening news?"

Li Yan instantly imagined a very horrifying scene. The little guy with transparent stockings on his head stuck a switchblade on the necks of two news anchors, threatening them to record a news broadcast for him alone. He couldn't hold back. The son laughed.

The little guy said proudly: "That's not it. Anyway, you don't usually watch the evening news. I fiddled with our TV to replace yesterday's broadcast video on a regular basis, and also changed the time. I used the previous two If you don’t pay attention to the editing of the anchor’s recording, you won’t be able to tell that it was spliced.”

Li Yan slapped him several times with admiration, and then humbly asked, "Is today a special day? You put so much effort just to give me a little surprise?"

Xiao Budian was stunned for a moment, then shook his head blankly: "I...I just want to give you a surprise, today is not a special day!"

Li Yan didn't know whether it was helplessness or he sighed heartily. He just wanted to praise him a few words for how well he did it, how well he was—so touched, when he heard Xiao Budian complain: "I didn't expect that when I came back, I saw you cheating on Hongxing!"

My child, I understand that you specialize in Mathematics Olympiad at the age of eight, and your language level is quite average, but this idiom is really not used in this way.Li Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and shook his head: "That's the little brother who delivers the courier."

He was still wondering why the little boy was full of hostility towards others as soon as he appeared. It turned out that he was jealous—but you have to be a more reliable person if you are jealous, you can't just start jealous when you see a living person on the street.

In fact, Li Yan talked with Xiaobudian more than ten years ago, because he is no longer a cat but a person, it is impossible to hang around Xiaobudian all day like before, and it is impossible to ignore everyone except Xiaobudian .

Xiaobudian has adapted to this very well, except that he still has a strong hostility towards him, and basically behaves normally, but I don't know why he is suddenly jealous again.

The little girl fell into his arms, and whispered: "Because you looked guilty when you saw me just now!"

——Because I’m holding a box of duck necks that you classify as junk food, and I’m strictly forbidden to touch them.Li Yan secretly sighed, "I just wanted to steal it once, but I was caught." He silently raised the box that had been hidden behind him to the little one, and said guiltily: "I just bought it, and I haven't eaten it yet." ..."

Seeing that what the man secretly stuffed into Li Yan was not the rose and diamond ring chocolates that he imagined, but a box of duck necks, he was stunned for a moment, and said with a heavy face, "Hungry meow, I won't let you eat this rubbish. The food is for your own good, you can't take revenge on me by cheating on me just because of this!"

——I didn't cheat, brother!Li Yan was also helpless, pinched his face, and said in great bewilderment: "I just can't figure it out, it's been so long since we've been healed—25 years, half of our lives have passed, why is there a data packet in our brain? Are you still at the primary stage where I will abandon you at any time?"

Xiao Budian has been very possessive since he was a child, but Li Yan later found out that it was not because he was possessive, but because he had no sense of security and a little low self-esteem in his heart, so he stuck to him no matter when and where. The International Mathematical Conference lasted for three days , just because Li Yan didn't go with him, he had to run back two days in advance.

Li Yan can understand it if he wants to be another person, but he can't understand it if he puts Xiaobudian on him. Xiaobudian has lived a smooth life in this life. It can be considered that he only won the second prize in the cmo winter camp.

——What do you think you have to be ashamed of? You won the Hua Luogeng Mathematics Prize two years ago, and you were predicted to win the Fields Medal, the highest award in the field of mathematics, before the age of 40. The word "Tom Su" is for you And born, you are such an awesome person as a partner, I, an old man ten years older than you, don't have such a strong sense of insecurity like you!

Xiao BuDian continued to rub against his arms, humming and saying, "You can't blame me?"

"Don't blame you, who do you blame?" Li Yan squeezed his little chubby hands with a smile. The little guy has lost weight now, but his hands and face are still chubby. He likes to pinch and play when he has nothing to do, teasing , "Blame me, the courier brother, the duck neck?"

"It's all your fault. If only I didn't like you so much, who would be jealous of you then?" Xiao Budian said.

After he finished speaking, he deliberately raised his head to take a look. Sure enough, Li Yan's face was filled with indescribable emotion.

——This is the method of picking up girls that he learned from the French guy next door when he participated in the conference. Hey, I didn't expect the effect to be so good. If I knew it, I wouldn't be in such a hurry to come back. I must learn more in the next conference A few tricks.