You can't afford to be a cat man!

The hostess retched for a long time before she felt better. When she looked back, she found that half of the bag of seafood she bought was gone, and the black Tibetan Mastiff was rubbing its mouth in the fresh-keeping bag. Waterdrop, lying happily on the wooden floor with his head up to bask his belly, his little paws patted on his stomach one after another to listen to the sound.

He stared at Li Yan with wet eyes, feeling deeply embarrassed—the second brother opened the strange thing and took out the delicious food inside for him to eat, but he ate it all and forgot all about it. I'm so sorry to save some for my second brother!

Li Yanzheng pointed his ass to the fresh-keeping bag, telling himself to resolutely resist the temptation of seafood and cherish the hard-won cat's life.He has only just emerged for a month now, and he is not yet old enough to eat seafood, but the host and hostess are discussing whether to give him and the little socks liquid food in the next few days.

Although it's inedible, but it's really delicious qaq He raised his two front paws and licked the fluff on his face. He smelled the smell of clams left on the meat ball and couldn't help sticking out his tongue and licking it. The two little ears that had been completely rolled into rose petals were so excited that they stood upright, and couldn't help licking, licking, licking.

He almost burst into tears when he licked it, it was really sweet!A delicacy that cats can't refuse!Li Yan turned around, first glanced at Dasha's bulging belly with envy and hatred, then took a step, jumped to the middle of the scattered clam shells with a "click", and rummaged through them one by one to see if there were any leftover clams. Try it yourself.

Although Dasha is young, he has a really big appetite.At the same time, his eyes are not working well, but his nose is absolutely sensitive.Not to mention the clams that slipped through the dog's mouth by chance, even the shells of the clams were bitten to pieces by him, and Li Yan didn't leave any of them.

Li Yan, whose humble wish of wanting to eat a clam has not been fulfilled, doesn't care if he turned his head away on purpose and let Dasha eat it. He threw himself on Dasha's belly angrily, Jumping up and down on it like a trampoline, stepping, kicking and rolling, there is only one thought in mind - eat me and spit it out!

The little sock that fell from the dog's back during Dasha's run just now walked over shaking his head and stepping on a spacewalk. He blinked his golden vertical pupils, seeing that his younger brother seemed to have gotten #藏磊的108种流行#, and suddenly he was refreshed Feeling refreshed, I felt that the soreness from the bump all over my body disappeared.

"Meow~" He sobbed happily, jumped onto Dasha's belly to imitate Li Yan and wanted to play on the dog skin trampoline together, but it's a pity that Li Yan's invincible berserk state at this time does not have little socks, he just lifted two With only the front paws, the hind legs can't stand firmly on the soft belly.

He tried to use external force to maintain his balance, grabbed Li Yan's tail with his paw, and fell forward in the next second because his head was too heavy, knocking Li Yan down with his head, and the two cats jumped from Dasha's belly " Gululu" rolled down.

Dasha has been very happy to let them play wild on his belly since just now. In his understanding, this is the necessary play and slapstick for dogs to grow up!Although he vaguely remembered that the stupid younger brothers used to like to bite him with their teeth when they quarreled with him, but this seems to be good, just treat it as a free belly massage.

The little Tibetan mastiff rubbed its paws on its itchy belly, and belched loudly.

Li Yan's heart would be broken when he heard his hiccup - if he had eaten even one clam just now, maybe this full hiccup would not have come out, right? qaq people just want to eat one clam, one is enough!

He kicked away the little sock that fell on him. Li Yan was trying to rush into the fresh-keeping bag to find if there was any seafood left. Practice holding your breath, but you can't suffocate in it. The minimum goal is five seconds.

When the hostess came out of the toilet, she saw that the little glove took a deep breath, not to mention his belly swelled up, and even his cheeks were swollen. He buried himself two steps forward, paused for a while, and leaked air again. Like a balloon, he let out a long breath, and his whole furry body collapsed in an instant.

Repeated this three times, each time the air leaked within two seconds, the little guy rubbed away step by step from a few steps away from the fresh-keeping bag, but when he reached it, he spun his feet and turned his head back [Li Yan: No, the time to hold your breath is too long. It's short, it's not enough to go in and find the clam king's treasure qaq].

Rao the hostess was so dizzy from retching, she couldn't help laughing "puchi" when she saw this, she stepped forward and scooped up the little guy, leaning over to kiss his newly swollen cheeks, smelling him There was a slight fishy smell on his body, and he felt his stomach tumbling after he stopped moving.

Li Yan stared at her with wide cat eyes in horror, and stretched his front paws forward, trying to push the hostess' head away—no, no, no, no, no, no!Mom, you are really my own mother, you must not vomit, I am right in front of your mouth!

He stretched out his paws and thought it was wrong—his paws smelled of seafood, so he stopped irritating the hostess, so he quickly retracted them, and he didn't forget to put them to his mouth to lick them, feeling that the clam smell was almost gone Being licked by him, he couldn't help sticking out his tongue regretfully and smacking his lips.

Fortunately, the hostess was very reliable. She took a deep breath and did not retch, but she also put Li Yan down. She walked around the living room. She didn't seem to realize what she was going to do. She paused before going upstairs to the master. lie down.

Li Yan followed her up the stairs step by step. Seeing that the hostess turned out stomach medicine, he jumped up and knocked the medicine box away in her hand with his claws. He solemnly erected a meat ball and put it in his On the tip of the pink nose: "Meow!" Don't be silly, sister, you don't have a stomachache, stomach medicine doesn't help.

Thinking of this, Li Yan became worried. He was also a pure man in his previous life, he didn't even wear cologne, and he didn't pay attention to women's pregnancy matters at all.However, based on his years of experience in studying dog blood TV series, the hostess should be pregnant.

But looking at the situation, not only did this girl not pay attention to women's pregnancy symptoms like him, she didn't even watch TV dramas, and she really lacked basic association skills. She didn't seem to realize that she might be pregnant at all.

The hostess was not annoyed that the medicine box was blown away by him, she smiled dotingly, got up and picked up the stomach medicine again, knelt down to pick up the box and was about to stand up, Li Yan who was thrown over took the box again flew.

"Condom, don't make a fuss, mom feels bad, you have to take medicine to get better." The hostess picked up the box again, was shot flying again, picked it up again, and flew away again.

She blinked her eyes wide and small at Li Yan, and saw that the royal blue cat eyes of the little gloves were glowing faintly red, and she was staring at the medicine box with the hatred and guarded eyes of a robbed toy mouse.

The hostess had no choice but to kick the medicine box out, thinking that the little glove would definitely run out with the new toy, and then she took the opportunity to find a new box of medicine to eat. With a blank stare, he still followed her step by step unmoved.

What on earth does this mean?The hostess had never felt that her cat was so unreasonable, and she was at a loss when she saw Li Yan strenuously propping his hind legs on the ground, freeing his two front paws, patted his belly, and said softly "meow~" to her non-stop.

... Condoms hungry?The hostess's thoughts diverged in all directions, no wonder she seemed to be trying to get into the seafood fresh-keeping bag just now?But this is not right, you should go to Mao Nika when you are hungry, and this mother is an honorary title, regardless of breastfeeding.

Stupid, such a stupid person can still be a human being, why does he have to be reduced to being a cat with such a smart and powerful genius?Li Yan glared at her with resentment, stroked her belly with her left front paw, and tried her best to inhale to make her belly swollen. With her right front paw, she supported her waist in a standard pregnant posture, with a kind and kind face, and her whole body Exuding the golden light of being a happy mother.

Li Yan deeply felt that his role-playing could score at least 99.99 points, no matter how stupid a person is, he should understand - he looked up at the hostess expectantly, and the latter took several steps back in shock, Unconsciously, she stroked her stomach with her hand, and said in a stuttering voice, "I, am I pregnant?"

Girl, you finally understand!I give you a thumbs up!Li Yan gave up the plan of lying on the ground, biting his tail and screaming to imitate the process of giving birth. He nodded heavily in pain, and felt that the movement was too wide and his head was thrown forward, so he quickly supported him with his hands.

The hostess didn't seem surprised, she was frightened patronizingly, her eyes widened for a while before she realized it, she picked up the phone and called the host without saying a word.

Li Yan ran after her heels in relief—very well, although he couldn't understand what the girl was frightened about, but judging from the reaction of calling her husband at the first time, it was obvious that the child was born to the master.

Hostess: "Honey, I retched several times as soon as I got home today, and my cat said I was pregnant!!"

The male owner: "...What? Our cat is talking?... No, no, it's not important, the important thing is that you are pregnant?"

The hostess: "Hey, you agreed not to have children, did you secretly poke the condom behind my back again?"

Li Yan felt an inexplicable chill on his back for a moment, and couldn't help pressing down the cold hair on the back of his neck with his front paws, comforting himself: This condom is not calling you, it's okay, if someone dares to poke you , It is completely possible to close the door and enlarge the foolishness.

The male owner: "... What did you just say, did our cat talk?" It is better not to discuss the latter question for the time being.