You can't afford to be a cat man!

Mao Nika ran away happily, and Li Yan was dumbfounded for three seconds. Then he thought that when the host came back and saw Mao Nika running out again, he might get mad and send them all away.

The consequences are really serious, and he still has a good impression of the family. Besides, if Mao Nika really brought the germs back, she would die and infect the hostess, then she would be too sorry for the hostess and hostess.

Li Yan nodded Dasha with his tail, climbed up the back of his obediently squatting summoned beast, and sat on top of his head. After waiting for a long time, Dasha still squatted on the ground motionless, not at all. There is no intention of chasing after the cat Nika.

Li Yan: "..."

He usually simply used Dasha as a sleeping mat, and all he trained was the command to sit down and stand up, and he never taught Shagou how to run.

If you don't work hard at ordinary times, the boss will be sad.Li Yan sighed in his heart, remembering that hanging a radish in front of the donkey would make the donkey drag him for a whole day.

Considering that Dasha's IQ is not higher than that of a donkey, Li Yan felt that it was a good idea to follow suit. He stretched his tail in front of Dasha's eyes, and did not forget to touch his own head, praising himself for being too smart up.

Dasha raised his head and looked at his tail writhing in front of his eyes. He didn't understand what the stupid brother meant. The tail behind his buttocks followed Li Yan's tail and swung from side to side.

How could a dog be so stupid? Li Yan rolled his eyes contemptuously, and poked the tip of Dasha's nose hard with the tip of his tail.

"Wow!" The little Tibetan Mastiff was itchy from the tip of his tail, and was about to sneeze out loud, when the damned tail poked him again.

Dasha stared ferociously at the tail swinging in front of him. He wanted to bite on it, but he opened his mouth but found that he couldn't hook it, so he took a step forward with his neck raised.

The tail moved forward with him, but Dasha took several bites but failed to bite. Angrily, he spread his legs and ran forward desperately.Li Yan, who had fulfilled his wish and allowed the summoned beast to learn the skill [Run], nodded in satisfaction, and began to think about taking time to develop a new way of using Dasha.

Mom and brother were gone, even the big black guy ran away.Little Sock, who just got rid of the dizzy effect of catnip, crawled up from the floor, shook his head, and looked at the empty room with a dazed expression.

He turned around the living room, saw the small door in the open state, got out along it, and came outdoors.The north wind in the winter was blowing, and he was blown backward by a particularly strong cold wind and fell back to the house.

Little Sock has been living in a heated greenhouse since he was born. When he grew up so big, he went out once when he went to the pet hospital for a physical examination. It was also put in a travel bag and took a private car.

He was a little frightened by the cold wind, and cautiously approached the small door, feeling that the chilly things were still pouring in from the small door, he hurriedly backed away tremblingly, shivering inside the sofa.

——qaq is so scary, mom and brother come and save me!Something strange has entered our door!

Just before the little sock was about to be frightened by his brain, he smelled a familiar smell in the cold wind blowing in, timidly poked out half of his head from under the sofa, and sent a weak distress signal: "Meow Meow~meow~" Brother, save me!

Li Yan remembered that he had pulled off the little sock halfway through the run.He didn't really want to drag his brother on the uneasy and tortuous journey of finding his mother, and the little socks could only get in the way.

Li Yan thought that the door was open, if he managed to find Mao Nika and came back to find that his brother had run away, it would be quite a tragedy.

When he got home, he realized that he was really worrying too much. The little sock had the guts to be bigger than the tip of a needle, not to mention running out and running around, hiding under the sofa and still shaking non-stop.

As for my mother, she is already stupid enough. My brother is not only stupid but also timid.Li Yan deeply felt that he must have been blind when he was reincarnated in the previous life, so he compared the meat ball in the middle of his right paw to the little sock to show his contempt.

But after thinking about it, Li Yan still got off Dasha's body and threw the puppet fish with catnip into the little sock under the sofa. He believed that this would ensure that his stupid brother would not run out, so he directed Dasha set off again.

There was a gust of cold wind outside, and the smell of cat Nika had been blown away long ago. Fortunately, there was a little snow in the morning, and a thin layer was still accumulated on the ground, and there were still footprints in the shape of plum blossoms on the path.

Li Yan directed Dasha to run forward along the footprints, turned a few times, and found the cat Nika who was fighting with a big golden cat at the gate of a villa next to the gate of the community.

"..." Li Yan was stunned for a moment, and first thought about it habitually, "It turns out that my own mother ran out to find a little boyfriend." He wanted to smile, but then he realized that = mouth = face carefully looked at this new one The big golden cat that appeared.

…Well, this cat’s ears are also in the shape of folded ear petals, and he mentioned that the three cats in the house are all purebred folded eared cats when he heard the hostess brag to the neighbor next door...

Li Yan found out that the other party was probably not the stepfather that Mao Nika found for him and Little Socks, but the real father who was just a replacement, and his face suddenly turned into a dish.

When he was thinking about it, his tail was still habitually hanging in front of Dasha's eyes, so when Li Yan was hesitating whether to go forward, Dasha had already run nearby.

Li Yan had no choice but to put his tail back and prepare to get out of the car. In order to give his father a good impression, he planned to jump off Dasha's back to show his arrogance. Anyway, there was still snow underneath, so he would definitely fall if he landed on his face. It's lighter than hitting the floor.

Just as he was thinking, he saw the two big cats who were playing affectionately were startled by Dasha's sudden appearance. Cat Nika just looked at the chasing eldest son [Dasha Self-proclaimed] and sitting on Dasha's head. Li Yan was in a daze.

As a male cat who is not familiar with Dasha, Jinmao showed full hostility. He reacted very quickly and grabbed the back of the neck of the cat Nika in the same way that the cat Nika usually grabs Li Yan, and pushed her behind him. As soon as he threw it, he stood in front of her, showing a fierce look at Dasha, and the hair all over his body exploded.

At a critical moment, the first thought was to protect his wife or something, and Li Yan was not so resistant to this cheap dad who suddenly appeared.

Dasha usually doesn't care about the cat Nika grinning at him, but seeing the reaction of a strange big cat at this time, his running movement suddenly slowed down, and he stopped a little bit shyly.

Li Yan, who was still scoring the golden cat, immediately patted his paw on the top of his head in dissatisfaction—Brother, did you make a mistake? You are a Tibetan mastiff raised by the legendary invincible cat among cats, and you were unexpectedly killed by a group of cats. Scared of a cat?

But if you take a closer look, Dasha is now half the size of the cat Nika, but compared to the golden cat, it seems to be a circle smaller, and its momentum is much weaker.

Seeing that the golden cat was eager to try, Li Yan obviously wanted to jump up to show Dasha a good look, while his summoned beast backed away slowly and spinelessly, thinking that it would not be good in a real fight, so he used the standard high platform diving posture from above Dasha's head jumped down.

He flipped backwards for two and a half weeks and turned around for one and a half weeks, only to find that he hadn't landed yet, and was thinking about whether to toss for another round, when he fell to the ground with a "slap".

——Damn it, how could it hurt so much even though it was covered with snow! Li Yan, who failed to pretend to be qaq, kept silent for half a minute with the standard action of grabbing the ground with his face, and then secretly wiped away the tears that fell out.

He struggled to get up from the ground, cast a sad glance at Nika the cat who was lying behind the golden cat and didn't come to rescue him, and then brushed the snowflakes on his forehead with his paws, trying to make a friendly gesture. With a smile, he looked up at the golden cat.

Li Yan was not very satisfied with his appearance. Seeing that the golden cat who was barking at Dasha just now seemed to be stupefied, with a horrible expression of "my son can't be so stupid".

Hey, is there any mistake, he just has poor balance ability, so he has nothing to do with stupidity at all, okay? !Li Yan angrily slapped Dasha's paw next to him with the tip of his tail, trying to let him know that he was a knight riding a Tibetan mastiff.

Dasha was carefully staring at the golden cat, still worried that the other party would suddenly pounce on him, but after being poked by Li Yan a few times, his eyes were unconsciously attracted by his tail.

He couldn't help but fell into deep doubts—this tail, especially the tip of the tail, looked so familiar...but where had he seen it?Dasha, who only had a seven-second memory, held his head and thought hard.

After Li Yan became a cat, he was used to being misunderstood by a group of stupid cats and dogs around him, but this time he was shocked to find that the golden cat barely squeezed out the relief of "well, even if you are good" Come.

"..." Li Yan was surprised for a moment, he thought he had met the same kind of legendary reborn—could there be a worn cat in the next generation?

Thinking that if he had kittens, any of his compatriots might experience his tragic fate at this time, Li Yan suddenly lost interest in finding a mother cat to give birth to kittens.

He was still sighing to himself. It seemed that he was destined to be a DINK family and could not carry on the family line. Then he saw the big golden cat turned his head to look at Nika the cat.

The big cat didn't bark, but Li Yan seemed to understand the other party's meaning when he saw Nika the cat screaming "Meow Meow Meow". The golden cat will fall in love with a fool like Mao Nika.

Of course he is not the mother who despises him in this life, but in terms of IQ, Mao Nika is really good. Anyway, Li Yan's criteria for finding a girlfriend are definitely not like this. It seems that the little socks that are born are stupid. He Suspected that after becoming a cat, the plummet of intelligence had something to do with genes.

Li Yan was still thinking about it, and when he raised his hair, the cash cat walked towards Dasha, his attitude was much more gentle than before, and he didn't bark loudly, and looked at Dasha calmly.

Li Yan felt that he miraculously saw the meaning of "OK, you boy, how dare you stay at my wife's house for so long and still not get out" from the other person's face.

Dasha yelled "Wow, woof, woof" a few times. Li Yan couldn't understand what he was saying at all, but the golden cat obviously understood, and turned his head to look at Mao Nika again.

Li Yan looked at the golden cat with a self-ashamed = mouth = face, just looked at Dasha and looked at the cat Nika, occasionally conveying "He said he lives in his own home" "She is my wife, not your mother" " What are you talking about, that stupid cat that fell off the dog is really my son" or something like that.

When the golden cat was busy translating a cat and a dog, it didn't forget to turn its head and nod to Li Yan to express its kindness of "Hello, son".

Li Yangao turned his face away with a cold face—don't think I didn't understand what you said just now that I was a "stupid cat".It's too much, within 5 minutes of meeting, this cat hacked his IQ twice, it's really unfriendly.

However, through the observation just now, Li Yan can see that his own father seems to have a magical ability. He can not only understand the meaning of cats, cats and dogs, but also let the other party understand his meaning through subtle expression changes.

Wow, this translation ability is really formidable, so that Li Yan couldn't help but stop being cool, and poked his paws, trying hard but in vain to explain to Dasha, "No, no, actually, I also Not your papa" means the golden cat.

Jinmao was exhausted in reasoning with Dasha. He often tried his best to explain the difference between cats and dogs to Dasha. Before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief, the other party forgot again.

He looked down at Li Yan, with a ferocious expression on his face that was provoked by Dasha's stupidity. After seeing clearly that it was his newly met son, he calmed down quickly: "Meow?"

Li Yan decided to test whether such a smart cat with miraculous skills was a reborn cat, and looked at him expectantly with blinking sapphire blue eyes: "Meow~" Ask for the multiplication formula!

He also came up with this request after careful consideration, considering that the other party may have been illiterate in his previous life, but he should have attended elementary school in response to the national compulsory education call.

What's more, his requirements are not high. Li Yan, who is eager to prove that someone as unlucky as himself has possessed a cat, feels that even if he can say "one one gets one, one two gets two", he can do it. With tears in his eyes, he met his fellow villagers.

However, the golden cat's bewildered and ignorant expression ruthlessly extinguished his flame of hope. Li Yan rushed forward without giving up, and scratched the opponent's paw with his paws: "Meow meow! Meow!"

——Don’t be ignorant, please know! qaqHe racked his brains to think of words that are familiar to humans. First he used table lamps, pancakes and green onions, and then he thought that the other party was probably a foreigner, so he tried to roll his tongue and speak English: "Meow~wuwu~~"

The golden cat was at a loss at first, "You are mentally ill", and then showed a look of shock - Li Yan thought that he understood his vague cat version of "hello", but he didn't expect that the golden cat would say hello in the next second. Cheerfully said "Son, do you know that you are the only cat whose words I can't understand".

After Li Yan found out that the cat could understand the dog language but not the cat version of English, he subtly found that the other party finally looked at him showing some relief as a father and pride for his son.

——The other party didn't seem to think that it was a great thing for him to show off his power while riding a Tibetan mastiff in the posture of a kitten. Instead, he couldn't understand what Li Yan said, and he felt proud of "my son is so powerful".

Li Yan: "..." He felt that the other party either thought highly of himself and was a super narcissist, or he was mentally ill and had no cure.

"Meow?" Don't you think it's awesome that I can ride on top of a Tibetan mastiff?He asked persistently.

The golden cat's expression became a little subtle, explain to him in detail - it was shocking at first, until you rolled and fell off the dog's head, the key is that you are still on your face...

Damn!This person is really annoying, why don't you just stop talking about such a shameful thing?Li Yan felt that his own father was really annoying like never before. Now that he was sure that he was not a reborn person, he remembered the hatred of being called "stupid" twice before, and turned his head away from him.

After such a short period of time, Dasha had long forgotten the overly esoteric question "Cats and dogs are different" that Jinmao tried to popularize to him just now, and concentrated on playing behind Li Yan and chasing his tail.

Now that the tail was pulled back by Li Yan, Dasha rubbed his cheeks on the ground in disappointment, looking at him with his dark eyes begging——begging for the tail, begging for the tail to come and play with me!

Li Yan looked at him for three seconds, and after understanding what he meant, he refused to make such a stupid move in front of the golden cat.He remembered what he came out for, climbed up Dasha's back, and put his tail in front of Dasha's eyes.

Dasha has already forgotten the revenge of being whipped by his tail, but he had a lot of fun with his tail just now, when he saw that he subconsciously raised his paw to grab it, he was poked on the nose by Li Yanzhao: "Meow!" Obediently, go run!

It didn't work for a while, so Li Yan pumped hard twice, Dasha really stopped staring at his tail silly, bared his teeth and barked at his tail, and then chased his tail forward run.

"Meow~" Mao Nika was on Dasha's forward path, and jumped to the right wisely upon seeing this.

Haha, do you think turning a corner can stump us?On the way here, the cat among cats has already figured out how to turn.Li Yan flicked his tail to the right, Dasha then turned his head and ran to the right.

Mao Nika didn't realize that the two of them were coming towards her from the beginning to the end. She thought that she would be fine if she jumped away, but she was still going to be hit.Originally, the distance was not far away, but when Dasha was furious, he ran as fast as he could, and bumped into a piece in the blink of an eye.

Before Li Yan was about to hit him, he pressed his tail down, and Dasha also lowered his head.

The running speed with the head lowered dropped, and Li Yan took the opportunity to hook the cat's nika's front paw with his tail, and pulled the big cat up along Dasha's lowered head.After he robbed the cat princess, he didn't forget to smile triumphantly at the golden cat, manipulated Dasha with his tail to raise his head, and ran towards his villa.

Mao Nika was inexplicable, but she also felt that the moment just now was very exciting. She had always been full of vigilance towards Dasha and the hostility between natural enemies. This was the first time she climbed on the opponent's head. It's also much wider than usual.

"Meow~" Cat Princess immediately forgot about her knight, and excitedly patted the head of the big devil, praising him for his robbery that took her away.

The golden cat was anxiously running forward to chase her. Seeing her reaction, she stopped in resignation, turned her head and went back to her home.

Li Yan, who announced the success of the great expedition to find his mother for thousands of miles, was very happy. The next second, he found a long variegated hair on his mother's chin. Because the cat Nicole has a snow-white body, this hair looks particularly uncoordinated. .

With a solemn face, he picked out the cat's hair with his paws, and looked at it carefully before his eyes, and saw that the tip of this long hair was black.

Hey, it's strange, it's obvious that my own father is golden, so is this just an adulterer? ——Li Yan, who thought he had misunderstood his father, twitched the corners of his mouth, and looked carefully at the cat Nika, who was lying comfortably between Dasha's temples, and found out another cream-colored fluff that was much shorter .

He put the long and short fur together, and was relieved: yes, the outer layer was black and the inner layer was creamy, and together it seemed to give a golden appearance.

Although he has been deflated several times under his father's paws, Li Yan has to admit that the golden appearance is really too mighty, and his father is tall and burly, so it's not too beautiful!Li Yan looked down at his little paws and calves, and sighed bitterly.

When I see my father again someday, I have to ask him the secret to growing tall. Cats can’t drink milk, so he must have another secret.Li Yan secretly planned to grow taller than his own father no matter what, so that he can only be bullied when he grows up.

But Li Yan soon couldn't care less about these worries. It was already close to eleven o'clock when Mao Nika ran out of the house, and after so much tossing in the middle, it was already past 11:30 and close to twelve o'clock.Before Dasha ran to the door of his house, Li Yan had already seen his own mistress standing side by side with Dasha's mistress at the door, both of them had sad faces.

Too bad, I was caught sneaking out... Li Yan regretted it, if he had known that he would run into his own father and delay until the hostess came back, he would not have gone out at all, and ran away with the two cats The consequences seem to be more serious than cat Nika going out alone.

Dasha didn't understand this at all. Seeing two women standing side by side, each of them seemed familiar, he was stunned for a moment, and he didn't care to run after the tip of the tail in front of him. He stopped, hugged his head and tried hard. Thinking—could he have misremembered again, actually he has two mistresses?

Li Yan has already discovered that Dasha seems to be able to forget everything, but he has a very strong memory of his family - he may not remember the appearance of his family, but he firmly remembers that he has one, one mistress and three. Stupid brother.

Seeing two cats riding a dog running across the snow, the expressions of the two hostesses looked even more silly than Dasha's for a moment.

What surprised Li Yan was that the hostess next door exclaimed "Son" in a shrill voice, rushed over with all her strength, raised Dasha's head, and said in a low voice, "What are you doing?" Let two cats be bullied like this?"

Li Yan liked to hear this sentence, he stretched out his paw triumphantly and licked it, then pointed at the cat Nika and shook his head deeply, indicating that he was the only cat who trained him like this Excellent.

The hostess of his family also came over at this time, Li Yan immediately became honest when he saw her, and shrank his neck to push Mao Nika to the front.

"Meow?" The big cat was rolling slightly on Dasha's body, but his son looked at him blankly and called out in doubt.

What are you looking at, the trouble you caused won't make me top the tank, right?Li Yan looked back and lowered his face righteously, trying to make Mao Nika understand the seriousness of the situation.

Unfortunately, it turns out that Mao Nika and him did not have a tacit understanding with the big golden cat. She didn't see anything from her son's face at all. She poked his forehead with her paws and hugged him to lick him with a smile. lick lick.

Li Yan was so comfortable being licked, he uttered a soft "meow" twice, and then he reacted, escaped from the cat's mouth in a hurry, and hid under the cat's belly to prevent the hostess from getting mad, but the hostess looked calm, Looking at his shrinking appearance, he was still in the mood to smile, pointing at Li Yan and showing off to his friend: "Look, look, how smart he is, he knows that I will be angry, so he hides in his mother's arms Hiding."

After she finished speaking, she stretched out her arm to Nika the cat, and the big cat, who had no sense of crisis at all, happily climbed up her arm, abandoning the second son who was seeking protection.

The abandoned milk cat had a gloomy expression on his face. If he hadn't had to be careful in front of two humans, he would have had the urge to give the cat Nika the middle finger.

The hostess put her arm around Nika the cat, and with a little pride of victory, she lifted Li Yan up with the other hand, and shook it in front of her eyes: "Condom, come and confess to mom, did you secretly pick up the little girl?" The door was opened?"

When she just came back, she saw the anti-theft doors that were caught one after another and the small door that was opened below. She was stunned, and hurriedly opened the door. After searching for a long time, she turned out under the sofa and hugged the puppet. The little sock that the fish slept in, and the other two cats disappeared.

This is when the hostess of the next door came back from shopping and found that her dog was missing. When she went out to look for it, she found the paw prints on the gate of the opposite villa, and the two got together.

The hostess heard that the Tibetan mastiff next door was also lost, and she imagined that the little Tibetan mastiff ran back and smashed the small door, but after a closer look, the small door was still intact. The only explanation was that it was opened from the inside.

She wasn't angry, but was shocked. She rummaged through the living room again and found the cat scratching pole that Li Yan had used and left on the ground.She knew that her little milk cat was smart - he told her about the pregnancy - she didn't expect to be so smart.

No matter how the hostess thinks about it, she feels that this matter is really unreasonable. The length of the cat's grab bar is not enough. Even if the cat Nika is holding it, it is difficult to reach the switch at the same height as the doorknob. But other than this explanation, it is more reliable. It can't be that the aliens used the small door to enter the house and took away the two cats for live experiments, right?

Li Yan's heart sank. He thought it was over, but the hostess would definitely ask "Do you think you are a monster" in the next second. The corner of his eyes caught the faint hesitation on the hostess's face, he breathed a sigh of relief, and held his fingers Tilting his head to look at her, trying to imitate Little Sock's daily silly, white and sweet expression.

Fortunately, the hostess didn't think about it after struggling for a while. The two cats came back intact. She also breathed a sigh of relief. Cat Nika went out to play every day and didn't check out Toxoplasma gondii. She should be fine this time. right.

She wasn't too nervous, but thinking about the health of the baby in her womb, she still told them very seriously: "You can't run out again. If your father finds out next time, he will definitely send you all away."

Considering the children, it is indeed impossible to be too careful. Li Yan also felt that they did something wrong this time. While thanking the hostess for being good-tempered, he poked the tail of the cat Nika: "Meow~" I heard it No, be more honest from now on.

Cat Nika heard it, but obviously couldn't understand it. She walked from one shoulder of the hostess around the neck to the other shoulder, and was having fun.

——How to make a cat understand that because of the little master who has never met, it will not be able to go out for the next eight months?This task was really difficult, and the hostess didn't expect to make sense with her, so she sighed, said goodbye to the hostess next door, and went home with two cats.

Li Yan was also thinking about this matter. If the hostess is not angry, it doesn't mean they did the right thing about going out and running around. He thought he should call the big golden cat and ask his own father to translate it to his mother.

As soon as he entered the house, he saw the stupid brother running over, grabbing the hostess's trouser legs and calling out "meow meow", his golden vertical pupils stared brightly at the relatives who had finally returned.

Li Yan was put on the floor by the hostess, and he was baptized by his brother's saliva in the next second. Fortunately, Little Sock missed Mao Nika more than he missed him, so he quickly let him go and hugged his brother instead. Mother licking non-stop——, mother, you are bad, and I have been asking for help for so long, but you didn't come out to save me! The hostess of qaq regained her strength at this moment, touched Mao Nika's back and was still in the mood to tease her: "Did you run to see Al?"

Oh, it turns out that my father's name is "Al".Li Yan smacked his lips, and then squinted at the hostess for not making a sound. He couldn't figure it out. Whether it was Al or Cat Nika, they were both stylish and worthy, so why did he and the stupid brother have to What are they called gloves and socks?

He didn't know who named Cat Nika, but he and Little Sock must have been named by the hostess and hostess. The two people's naming skills are really good.Reminiscent of the nickname "Condom" given to him by the hostess, as a cat planning for a rainy day, he must first light a candle for his future little master.

What Li Yan didn't expect was that the hostess, who usually didn't go home for lunch, came back today - he was afraid to see his parents when he did something wrong, and parents usually appeared very quickly at such a time.

As a brat who originally thought that there would be a fierce battle to be fought at night, Li Yan, who was still biting and playing with Little Sock in the cat nursery, dropped his kiss when he heard the voice of the male master downstairs. Brother hid under the cat shelf.

Little Sock lost his playmate, so he chased under the cat stand in disappointment and tried to pull his younger brother out. Li Yan pawed the floor tightly to express that he was not going anywhere.

"Meow ~" Little Sock was lying face to face with him, trying to blink his big eyes expectantly and innocently, trying to make him change his mind in a pitiful state.

Just kidding, Li Yan deeply felt that with Bai Lianhua's dress-up skills, he turned into a cat and he was at the top of the cliff, so he pushed the little sock's head away with his paws with a firm heart.

Cat Nika has been trying to join them since just now but failed. Seeing this, she rushed up and bared her teeth at the little sock—it's okay, baby, you see, mom has teeth too, mom plays with you!

Looking at the fangs in his mother's mouth, Little Socks didn't realize the strength of his opponent at all, and he went into battle with arrogance, and after three seconds, he was defeated and threw up his armor, and jumped under the cat stand to hide in a group with Li Yan went.

Get out, don't take the place with me, my enemy is stronger than you, okay?Li Yan felt that the space became crowded all of a sudden, his right paw was stretched outside, and he tried to withdraw the little sock in dissatisfaction.

Just as the little sock couldn't drag him out who was pawing the floor, Li Yan also couldn't pull out the little sock who was holding on to the floor.When he was thinking about setting up another revolutionary base to hide in, he heard the male host ask: "What's wrong with the door of our house, there are paw prints everywhere?"

Li Yan didn't care about the crowd, and hurriedly pricked up his ears to listen to what the hostess had to say.

"Hey, Dazhi has lived in our house for too long. He regards this place as his own home. He is not used to it after being taken away by Xiaowen. Today he slipped out of the house somehow and ran to scratch the door." The hostess She laughed and said, "Xiaowen is also a big madman. When I came back from shopping, I found that my dog ​​was lost. I came here to look for it. No, it wasn't long after I took Dazhi away."

She was also worried that her husband would get angry and take all the cats away, and downplayed the middle things, but when she thought about it, she felt sorry for her husband, and she was too polite to pinch his shoulders and hold water for him.

This is inexplicable, the male master made her flatter a little hairy, thought for a while and said: "Oh, I'm not angry, I just ask someone to change the door, just because I thought I had a baby and chose a prettier one, the solid wood door looks too Getting old."

The hostess continued to pour tea for him.

The male host got even more pissed, thinking that this kind of hospitality was really unbearable, so he simply raised his hands in surrender and asked, "What do you want, can you just tell me?"

The hostess was taken aback for a moment, she really had nothing to say, she just wanted to be nice to the hostess with a guilty conscience.But if it weren’t for the fact that the male owner was more anxious, she simply made a nonsense: “Oh, I just thought, our cat Nika is too lonely living alone, you can borrow Al when you have time, and let them separate See you at the window?"

"It's not difficult to borrow Fredo, just so he can see Little Sock and Little Glove. It's been two months since he was born, and the child's father hasn't seen his son yet." The host now talks about the father and child The related topic is full of tenderness, and I couldn't help touching the hostess' belly again, "Is it bigger than yesterday?"

It has grown so big in ten months, and it would be strange to feel the daily changes.The hostess couldn't bear to hit him again, so she said vaguely, "You think so."

Li Yan was quite puzzled when he heard this. The hostess is called the golden cat "Al" and the host is called "Fredo". "?

I made a big mistake, does a cat have the nerve to call such a domineering name?He was already called "Little Glove", so why didn't his father be called "Little Hat"? Besides, who would have thought that they were father and son?Li Yan became even more unbalanced, pulling the tail of the little sock and pumping the floor to vent his dissatisfaction.

Little Sock watched his tail go up and down, and soon became dizzy, shook his head, pulled his tail back and held it in his arms, and waved his paw at Li Yan in protest: "Meow!" Scoundrel!

It's too stingy, isn't it just twitching your tail, and it doesn't hurt.Li Yan rolled his eyes and had no choice but to grab his own tail to whip it. After a while, he became sleepy, yawned, crawled out from under the cat stand, jumped onto the cat mat and lay down.

He had a dream. He dreamed that he had grown into a mighty white cat. He stomped down the idiot who he made look like a bean worm. He lived in the Nine Dragons Town Gate carved with Ai Ye Qingshi. In the castle, go out to ride Chiwen and Bifangla's speeding car.The hostess also gave him a new name, called "Stephen Isaac Albert Charles Thomas Sklodowska".

This sweet dream full of Mary Su colors made Li Yan wake up from the sneezing of the little sock, and after wiping off the saliva around his mouth, Li Yan angrily decided to permanently blacklist his brother.

——Too much, even dreamed of sitting at the dining table and preparing to eat a big meal, can't you wait for him to take a bite and taste the taste before waking up?

——Before the hostess really finds out and changes his name and serves Kirby cat food, he will never play games where the cat's paw must be on top with this stupid cat again!

Li Yan kicked the little sock before lying down on the mat. Instead of trying to fall asleep again, he leaned against the cat mat and burst into tears.

He was only angry when his sweet dream was disturbed, and he shed tears because he had just realized that his Mary Su Mei dream was not a dream of becoming a human, but a big white cat, and even the food was not sea cucumber and abalone, but the world Top cat food.

——This is not science. He has only been a cat for a month and a half, and he will forget his human identity qaq.Li Yan, who discovered this tragic fact, held two lasagna tears and felt that he could lose sleep for three months.