You can't afford to be a cat man!

The furious cat Nika, who was locked up in a small black room and scratched her head, has printed her beautiful paw prints on all the furniture that can be scratched at home.

Li Yan even saw Nika the cat spitting at the image of the big cat in the mirror of the master bedroom, and had a fight with the little female cat who was supposed to seduce Alfred.

Not only that, Mao Nika adhered to the highest ideological guidance of turning grief and anger into appetite, and frantically engaged in a shameless act of snatching her son's rations. When she caught Li Yan and Xiao Socks eating, she rushed to them and wiped out all the food.

Little Sock once again looked at the empty food box, and put his chin on his innocent face in a daze—even though all the food was eaten, why did he still feel so hungry?Obviously he remembered the steamed grouper that he ate last time, why didn't he remember that he tasted the delicious aroma of the grouper?

Li Yan was bouncing up from downstairs. When he saw the situation of the cat breeding room clearly, he rushed forward, pushed the little socks away, and looked up, down, left, and right while grabbing the bare food box. After working for a long time, I was sure that there was no food residue left, so I couldn't help but raised my paw and slapped the back of Little Sock's head hard.

Little Sock, who was still thinking about the mysterious disappearance of food, covered the back of his head blankly, and looked at his younger brother with aggrieved eyes: "Meow~" It's not his fault, he's hungry too, okay?

"Meow!" Look at the fart, Li Yan stared back in disgust: it's not your fault, when it was my turn to guard the food yesterday, I left you a fish tail anyway, and you actually let me drink it Northwest wind, simply too much.

However, the little sock was nothing more than an object of anger. Li Yan knew that the one who should be blamed was Mao Nika, who was so insane that she was shameless enough to grab rations from her sons.

——However, looking at the crazy behavior of the cat Nika these days, he really wants to educate the big cat, "You are wrong to do this, spit out what you ate me", Li Yan I also feel a little lacking in courage.

——It is no exaggeration to say that he clearly felt that Mao Nika's golden vertical pupils had been irritated to a faint green light all the time, and it was definitely wise to choose to avoid her.

How to kill your opponent without facing them head-on?Killing with a knife, building bridges and stirring up fire, sowing discord, pretending to be powerful, husbands singing and wives following...

Li Yan looked at the empty food box and meditated for three seconds. 36 ideas of these people's wisdom and painstaking efforts flashed through his mind, and then he was brought back to his senses by the "gurgling" sound of Little Sock's stomach.

He rubbed his own flat belly with his paws, and Li Yan, who felt that he had nowhere to go, let out a long sigh, and decided with difficulty (yu) (kuai) to take the ultimate killer move - to report to the parents .

It was obviously not suitable for a high-end technical stream like him. Li Yan first made a simple plan for himself and decided to shape his image into a little white flower who has been persecuted widely—considering his chubby, ball-like body It didn't fit Xiaobaihua's weak and slender body, so he went to the kitchen for a while.

The hostess made steamed grouper for them at noon, made dumplings for herself, and the flour was still on the chopping board before being put away.Li Yan jumped onto the chopping board along with the stacked vegetable pockets, rolled in the pile of flour, jumped off the floor covered in white powder, and walked around to the master bedroom to look in the mirror.

Without a lovable figure, he had to make up for it with a pale and sickly complexion. Li Yan, who saw himself transforming from a hairball into a pink ball, nodded with satisfaction, and ran downstairs with a food box in his mouth. Went to find the hostess.

The hostess was watching TV when she saw her little gloves walking over trembling as if she had taken too much drugs, leaving a string of suspicious white powder on the floor.She was taken aback, squatted down, picked up her cat and looked at it for a long time, and finally felt relieved after confirming that it was flour and not white powder--that's right, no matter how vicious a person is, they won't be so bored as to intentionally kill cats. A cat was infected with drugs, she was too imaginative.

Li Yan took the opportunity to rub against her arms, put the food box on the hostess's lap, pointed to the empty box, patted his stomach solemnly, pointed to the open mouth and dragged out a soft voice Called: "Meow~meow~~"

The hostess was surprised and delighted at first: "Oh, my condom is so powerful, a cat has eaten all the food in the whole food box?"

After she finished speaking, she realized that something was wrong, and she said distressedly: "Condom, although mom thinks your chubby appearance is cute, but if you go on like this, fatty liver will not be good. From today onwards, we have to control food intake in a planned way, scientific and healthy lost weight."

"..." Li Yan looked at her dejectedly, sighed at the stupidity of this human being, patted his flat stomach, and pretended to be weak and weak, "Meow~meow~~"

——Sister, which cat have you seen stuffed such a large box of food, and its stomach can be so deflated?He didn't have a bite of food tonight, okay? qaq begging for additional meals, begging for justice, begging to punish the evil monopoly capitalist cat Nika!

The hostess was even more distressed, she held her chin and shook her head and said, "No, even if you are not full, you can't eat any more. If this continues, it will be terrible."

Li Yan gave her a white look, broke free from her arms to the floor in disgust, and ran to the cat nursery on the second floor, only to see Little Socks with a pained expression on his face, lying on his back on the cat mat with his limbs spread out, staring at the ceiling in a daze.

Little Sock was still immersed in the grief of "there is no food, even the food box", when he felt a pain in his tail, he looked up and saw that his younger brother was pulling his tail and walking forward, "Meow With a sound, he decisively drew his tail back.

He first "meowed" twice, then touched his belly, and shook his head resolutely—the two "meows" indicated that he begged to play. After doing this series of actions, he could translate into being hungry and refusing to play.After Little Sock fully expressed his wishes, he dragged his tail and walked back feebly, wanting to lie back on the cat mat to mourn his lost food and food box.

Whoever played with you, this is business!Li Yan pounced on him persistently, pulled his tail and continued to pull it down.

Pull the little sock, Li Yanla.Pull the little sock again, Li Yan pulls again.The two cats played a game of tug-of-war with the tail of the little sock in the cat nursery. They were a little impatient at first, but then they became more and more energetic, and they simply rolled into a ball and rolled all over the floor.

Little Sock was stronger and stronger than his brothers from the womb. He could have defeated Li Yan by virtue of his length, but Li Yan's fighting skills or shamelessness are far superior to him. The little sock fell to the ground.

The two brothers were panting from the beating, and finally reached a temporary truce agreement amidst the protests of their stomachs. Li Yan lay on the little sock's head, touched his belly, and gave up the fight by wrapping his brother's tail around his neck. Thinking of the bow tie, looking at the little sock grinning at him, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

——I always feel that his focus seems to be off the mark. What on earth is he going upstairs to find the little socks?Li Yan scratched his ears with his paws, and after thinking for half a minute, he suddenly understood. He picked up the little sock, which was completely exhausted, and dragged it downstairs.

He was not as tall as Little Sock, and he was not proficient at picking up cats. Li Yan seemed to hear several dull "dong dong" sounds all the way down the stairs, which sounded like the sound of a cat's head hitting the edge of the stairs.

"..." Li Yan's claws stretched out in the air stopped guiltily. After thinking about it, he felt that he was worrying too much - if he was really hit, the little sock would definitely howl [Little sock: qaq is just a stomach I'm so hungry!Bad and lewd! ], and was relieved, and continued to walk downstairs with great effort.

After finally moving the burden heavier than his own weight downstairs, Li Yan threw the little sock, which was as motionless as a dead pig, to the hostess, and brought the food box in front of him.

When Little Sock saw the food box, his cat's eyes were shining, and he jumped up from the floor all of a sudden, and rushed forward to hold the food box tightly without letting go.He put his head in it full of anticipation, and licked it back and forth for a week, but he didn't lick any food, but his face was covered with flour that fell from Li Yan's body.

The extras [food box] and the important props [socks] have been successfully placed in place. Li Yan poked the hostess's toes to signal her to focus on himself, pointing to continue licking the little socks in the food box, Blowing away the long fur all over his body to make himself look more like Nika the cat, he pounced fiercely and tore the food box from under the sock's claws.

The little sock dragged on sadly and angrily, and called out sharply, and held on to the food box without hesitation, but Li Yan brutally broke off his two paws one finger at a time.He could only lie helplessly on the floor, watching in vain that the food box that had been lost and recovered for less than half a minute was getting farther and farther away from him.

Li Yan put his head into the food box pretendingly, puffed up his cheeks and pouted his mouth, pretending to be eating, and then walked out of the living room with cat steps and a cold face.But in the next second, he relaxed the long hair that exploded on his body, indicating that the first round of performances was over, and he was playing himself at this time, throwing himself to the side of the food box in grief, looking at the empty food box, Painful face and little sock hugging each other and crying.

Hmph, I don't want to hug you, the bad meow who snatched the food box twice!Without saying a word, Little Sock pulled his head out of the opponent's arms, and moved his butt to the side lazily.

The hostess couldn't stop laughing. Seeing Li Yan looking at her anxiously, she nodded cooperatively: "Oh, I understand. It was Mao Nika who took all your food away, right?"

Li Yan was not very satisfied with this statement. How could an understatement of "everything was snatched away" show their tragic experience that made those who saw it sad and those who heard it shed tears.He put the food box in the hand of the hostess, raised a finger and placed it on the tip of his pink nose: "Meow——"

——Let's go, cats among cats exclusive to the special summoned beast [Mistress], punish her on behalf of the God of Food!