You can't afford to be a cat man!

The two cat eyes of the little sock were happily narrowed into two thin slits, and it was very comfortable to be rubbed by Li Yan's head, and he kept rubbing against his arms, moaning and chirping non-stop.

Li Yan rubbed him for a long time, and saw that Little Sock's upper and lower eyelids were closed together, and he was about to fall asleep in the next second.Li Yan, who had a good coaxing effect, was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when he saw Little Sock suddenly opened his eyes wide, staring at the cat's eyes and looking around.

"..." After repeating this for three or five times, Li Yan looked at him bitterly, closing his eyes to sleep for a while, and opening his eyes wide open for a while not wanting to sleep.

Brother, why do you say you struggle in vain? Just close your eyes and go to sleep, which is good for everyone.Li Yan felt a little helpless. Seeing that he hadn't put his silly brother to sleep after 10 minutes of coaxing, he simply covered the little sock's eyes with his paws cruelly.

After covering it for three seconds, Li Yan raised his paw tentatively, and saw that Little Sock's eyelids were firmly glued together.Only then did he feel relieved, and slipped out lightly to solve a bladder congestion problem. When he came back again, he found the little sock lying on the cat mat, his limbs kicking desperately.

This state seems to be a nightmare... Li Yansheng was afraid that he would kick him, so he lay on the floor and watched for 3 minutes. Seeing that the running speed of the little sock gradually slowed down and finally stabilized, he carefully climbed up on the mat again.

When he lay down, the tip of his tail brushed against the tail of the little sock, and Li Yan had no choice but to jump down again, watching his brother continue to kick his limbs desperately, racing against the monster in his dream.

Five minutes later, he gave up the fantasy of sleeping on the cat mat, turned around and came to the living room, climbed up the sofa, lay down on the soft sofa cushion, and soon fell asleep.

The next day, Li Yan was woken up by the host who pressed his butt on his tail when he sat down. His tears rolled out uncontrollably, and then he stretched out his claws angrily to hit the host's ass. for a moment.

When the male owner sat down, he really felt that the touch of his butt was not quite right. Before he could react, his butt hurt, and he jumped up reflexively. He turned his head and saw the little glove holding his tail and looking at him with tears and accusations.

He froze for a moment, and said in shock, "Why are you lying on the sofa to sleep?" Moreover, the cat's paws are so sharp, and the buttocks are probably bleeding, and it needs to be vaccinated at the hospital.

Li Yan was also full of bitterness when he mentioned this. He puffed his cheeks and blew his tail for a while. After feeling less pain, he pointed to the ground dragon placed in the living room, and put on a fierce look to dress up as a monster. Little Socks had a nightmare yesterday, lying on his side on the sofa cushion with his eyes closed, desperately kicking his limbs towards the air.

... This gesture is too abstract, what should I do if I don't understand it at all?The male host stared at him for a long time with a solemn face, and exerted his dry imagination, thinking hard: "Uh...you are very interested in the ground dragon, so you want to sleep next to it at night?"

Li Yan: "..."

He stared at the extremely shocked cat face, looked in disbelief at the male master who seemed to be seriously guessing, and forced himself to restrain his urge to express his contempt by pointing his middle finger.

Instead, the hostess brought out the fried eggs from the kitchen, glanced at them casually, and translated with incomparable accuracy: "Socksock is afraid of rolling dragons. At night, I have nightmares about being chased by monsters. Condoms have to go to sleep on the sofa." .”

Li Yan nodded vigorously, supported his heavy head with his forelimbs, and squinted to fully express his disdain for the male master: "Meow~"

The male owner was a little embarrassed, pretended to lower his head and coughed, and complained to his wife: "Your condom scratched my butt, this is a first-degree work-related injury, and I want reimbursement for medical expenses."

The hostess glanced at it, but found nothing on the trousers, took him to the room and took off his trousers for inspection. After searching for a long time, he saw a very shallow and thin red mark on the left buttock, and sighed: " The injury is really serious, I guess you will have to rest for a month before the wound can fully heal."

She remembered that the first date between the two of them was in the library when they were students, and the male owner scratched his hand on the edge of the paper while turning the pages of the book, and he called it "miserable" at that time.

The male host really felt the burning pain in his rear buttocks. Hearing that she was dignified and showing a bit of pain and melancholy, he didn't believe it. He turned his head in shock to see how the injury was, but he couldn't see the wound no matter how hard he turned. , anxiously said: "Do you think you have to call the doctor? They say that there are bacteria on the cat's paws. They need to be disinfected and vaccinated."

The skin is not broken, so fart vaccine, just the ability to bear it, and call the doctor - you dare to get an injection?Not to mention that the roof was overturned.

The hostess turned out the iodine and wiped it perfunctorily for him with a sullen face, and pouted lightly: "Here, it's done."

The male owner only felt the coolness of his buttocks, but he didn't feel the pain during the disinfection, and wondered, "Is this all right?"

The hostess looked at the wound solemnly again, nodded and said, "That's right, you wait." She casually took the ice pack on the bedside to remove dark circles and blew on the host's ass, calmly said, "Cold compress first, I'll call 120 for first aid. If the virus has spread to the whole body by the time the ambulance arrives, it will be a bad thing."

When the hostess came here, he realized that he was being tricked. He tore off the ice pack, and stretched out his hand to grab her to teach her a lesson. Seeing that the hostess held back her smile and ran away, he didn't care about the fight anymore, and hurriedly shouted: "Slow down!" , be careful with the baby in your belly—"

Li Yan lay on the sofa and listened to the laughing and joking of the couple, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and blocked his ears with meat balls—it's annoying, they still have to sleep.

The hostess made enough jokes, she came down from upstairs, looked at Li Yan who was still lying on her stomach, turned to the host and said: "You can't see such a big lump on the sofa, should I have your eyesight checked? ?”

The leather cover of the sofa is beige, and the contrast with Li Yan's fur is really not very good, but the fat in the little gloves makes him look like a huge ball, why can't this person sit on it without seeing it? ?

The male host was embarrassed, and rubbed the soft flesh on the back of Li Yan's neck as an apology. He looked at the clock and found that he was delayed by too much time due to the episode, and went out to work after a hasty breakfast.

Li Yan fell asleep again and found that the hostess had put away the ground dragon and was looking at him thoughtfully.

Almost reflexively, the hair on his back was all blown up, Li Yan stood up from the sofa cover, stared at her with extreme vigilance, and secretly warned himself not to relax carelessly, and to put all the other party's plots to rest. Killed in the cradle.

The hostess smiled and said: "Condom, since socks are afraid of rolling dragons, then let's change the training program, shall we?"

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand to catch the milk cat, but when she saw that Li Yan dodged it with an agility that didn't match her chubby body at the moment, she blinked and smiled, "Don't be afraid, Mom just wants to take you Exercise more, lose weight."

To be honest, Li Yan has also been a little worried about his out-of-control weight problem recently, and the growth rate of fat on his body makes him a little scared-now he can barely stretch his neck to see his hind legs, but if the weight gain trend If it is not effectively restrained, it will take another week at most, and he will not even be able to turn his neck.

He was caught by the hostess and took him to the gym in a cooperative manner. At this time, Cat Nika was already walking on the treadmill with familiarity and grace. The key to a good figure.

The hostess waited patiently for Mao Nika to finish her morning exercise, then turned the treadmill to the slowest gear, gently put Li Yan on the conveyor belt, and watched nervously, lest he would not get used to throwing a dog to eat shit.

Fortunately, the little gloves moved their limbs very smoothly and walked slowly on the conveyor belt. The hostess waited for 5 minutes and tentatively increased the speed by one gear.

She slowly increased her speed like this, Li Yan went from slow to fast walk and then to jogging, and gradually he couldn't breathe anymore. He let out a low "hum huh huh" sound from his mouth. After persisting for 10 minutes, he simply collapsed. Lie flat on all fours onto the conveyor belt.

The hostess hurriedly knelt down and took him into her arms at the very edge of the conveyor belt, gave him a thumbs up, and praised him a few times. Seeing Li Yan raised his head and kept beating his flat belly, he hurriedly and carefully put him on the sofa. I ran to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for the cat.

Rest and sleep are needed after strenuous exercise. Li Yan soon fell asleep and wanted to sleep. He was still thinking about the breakfast he didn't eat, when he felt a furry thing pounce on him. .

He barely opened his eyelids, and seemed to see the black nose tip of the little sock in a trance, and fell asleep completely in the next second.

Li Yan fell asleep for more than an hour, and was awakened by his groaning belly. When he turned his head, he found that he had been put back into the cat's nest. Stick out your tongue to give him a drool bath.

Little Sock lay on the other side of Cat Nika, sleeping soundly in her mother's arms.

At this time, Li Yan felt that their quality of life had dropped a lot after Mao Nika went mad during this period, and couldn't help but lean into the big cat's arms, holding his right front paw meat ball in his mouth to show off his cuteness: "Woo ~"Mom, don't abandon your sons for male votes, we really need you! qaq "Meow~" Cat Nicart lovingly licked Fan several times, shoved his son into his arms for a moment, got up and dragged the food box by the door over, holding a small piece of meat in his mouth Feed him bit by bit.