You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan, who felt that he had just been domineering, turned his head and looked at the young couple, and saw that they both looked a little dazed, obviously shocked by such a humane behavior of the cat.

Li Yan was very satisfied, and shook his big head back and forth. Out of the corner of his eye, he accidentally caught sight of the paw that he had just touched the young lover.

He seemed to have smeared a ball of BB cream from a little girl. Li Yan put his paw in front of his nose and shuddered when he sniffed it.A cat's sense of smell is much more sensitive than a human's. He was really not flattered by the smell, so he quickly wiped it all on the collar of the male owner.

The male host, who didn't notice the episode just now, and didn't realize that he had suffered an indiscriminate disaster, was still looking around happily, comparing the list made by the hostess, and choosing his favorite New Year's goods.

He obviously has no interest in couplets or blessing characters, but he especially likes to choose firecrackers.Of course, due to the prohibition of setting off fireworks and firecrackers in urban areas in the past few years, coupled with the current situation of air pollution, the hostess chooses small children's toy firecrackers that are allowed within the specified range. long time.

He didn't buy a lot either, and while picking it up, he sighed to the cat hanging on his collar: "We used to like to play with this when we were young, and we could play with it all day long with a pack of these small cannonballs." I can’t bear to finish playing.”

The male host suddenly looked ten years older, and kept talking to Li Yan: "Later, the firecrackers became bigger and bigger, and they became more and more beautiful. On the contrary, I don't think I have as much fun as before."

Are you talking nonsense? How old were you when you were playing cannonball? How old are you now? Happiness is no longer so easy to obtain.Li Yan couldn't help rolling his eyes a little, but he didn't want to disturb his memory of his childhood, so he could only stare at the passers-by by himself in a bored way.

He was still thinking that if he saw the young couple just now, he must have a good chat with them, but after looking for a long time, the young couple disappeared, and he found another interesting thing instead.

"Meow~" Li Yan called out softly. Seeing that the host was still sighing while looking down at the falling cannon, he had to scratch his chin with the tips of his ears, trying to get his attention, and even the voice became louder. "Meow!"

The male owner said hehe: "Buy it back and show it to my wife, maybe she hasn't played with this thing before."

Li Yan yelled several times but failed to wake him up. He showed his paw to gesture, but hesitantly took it back.After all, the host is a rich businessman, so maybe he is a bit taboo, seeing blood is bad luck during Chinese New Year; besides, it is not worth scratching someone for such a trivial matter.

If at home Li Yan never worried that his strikes were not light or heavy, but when he came out and was blown by the cold wind, his paws would be a little stiff. If he accidentally scratched his head too hard, he would have to drag A series of things like vaccination.

He sighed softly, struggled to arch outward from the host's collar, leaned his body forward as far as possible, and finally managed to break free after dawdling for a long time.

When Li Yan fell from the hostess' neckline, he flipped his body in mid-air very nimbly, and landed gently on a pile of firecrackers.

He walked along the small stalls of various vendors placed end to end, raised his front paws and landed on his hind limbs, swayed like a duckling to imitate the posture of Qinggong floating on water, and ran past the stalls.

Li Yan finally stopped at a small stall ten meters away, and the stall owner was holding two bunches of cloth peppers and yelling: "It's booming, good luck, and only 25 for a bunch!"

"..." Li Yan just remembered that it seems that he needs to pay for the purchase, so he hurriedly floated back with the duck version of the light kung fu, took out the wallet from the host's trouser pocket, took out a 50 yuan wallet, and stuffed it in for him. Going back, by the way, cast a contemptuous white eye at the host.

——Brother, you didn’t react at all when you lost your wallet. This nerve line is really thick enough.

He quickly ran back to the small stall with the money in his mouth, took two strings of cloth peppers from the stall owner's hand and put them in his mouth, then patted 50 yuan into the opponent's hand, turned his head and ran away.

The stall owner was stunned. He looked down at the cloth pepper that was missing in his left hand and at the extra 50 yuan in his right hand. Just as he was about to rub his eyes, he saw that quirky little white cat running back again. .

——Sorry, one string is off-line, I'll change it.Li Yan gave him one of the bunches of cloth peppers and put them back on the stall, picked and picked among a pile of cloth products, picked out a bunch of undamaged ones, wrapped both bunches of peppers around his neck, turned around and walked towards the host run.

The male owner didn't notice that his cat was lost, so he asked the stall owner to put away the selected firecrackers. Suddenly, a group of red things ran in front of him, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be more than a dozen tangled cloth peppers.

Now he doesn't care about thinking "Oh yes, my wife asked me to buy this for her", instead, he opened his eyes and watched the messy thing stumbled - during which he tripped over a thousand stacked firecrackers once - — rolled towards him.

The male owner felt a little terrified for a while. When the thing ran in and looked carefully, he vaguely saw the black ear tips unique to the little glove from the red lanyard and chili peppers. Cat meowing came.

It took him a lot of effort to rescue his cat from the intricate hanging rope, then he looked at Li Yan and then at the cloth pepper in his hand, wondering: "Where did you get this?"

The male owner looked around for a long time before he saw the small vendor who was staring in a daze from not far away, and hurriedly walked over with cloth pepper: "I'm so sorry, my cat is naughty and took something from your stall, I Would you like to pay the original price?"

"...No, no need, your cat has already paid for it..." The peddler came back from a trance, showed him the 50 yuan in his hand, and muttered to himself about the cat. It's really refined.

The host was a little puzzled. After thanking him, he checked the list carefully and found that the goods were all bought. He checked it again to make sure there was nothing missing. He turned around and left with the cloth pepper.

Li Yan who was left at the stall selling firecrackers: =口=

——Brother, just because "Little Glove" is not on the list, you can't just leave him behind!It will be chilling to treat the hero who has sharp eyes and discovered the hot pepper that the hostess is thinking of!

He opened his voice and howled at the male master, but luckily this time the voice was loud enough, the male master heard the meowing, hurriedly turned around and ran back, picked him up and stuffed him into his collar: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Forgot about you."

"Meow!" Li Yan turned his head away with grief and indignation.

The male host coaxed him all the way, and promised to give him extra meals when the hostess was not paying attention when he returned, which was how he coaxed the little glove into a snicker.

At the end of this frightening shopping trip, the male owner finally sent all the goods back home safely, including his own cat.

Feeling guilty for almost not bringing the cat back, the host specially praised Little Glove for his well-behaved performance when he went out this time, holding the bunch of red peppers and saying that it was bought by Little Glove.

He said that the "buy" refers to the real thing, and it couldn't be more true, including a series of processes of selecting goods, paying, and getting the goods. Yes, just like that, he hugged Li Yan and kissed him hard.

Li Yan didn't think there was anything at first, and it wasn't his money to spend. Besides, he still bought things for his parents, so he thought it was a little fun, but the hostess was so happy that her eyes were red. It is as real as receiving a small Mother's Day greeting card from my son for the first time.

He froze for a moment, feeling a little embarrassing for a while, finally broke free from the hostess' grasp, and hurried to the cat's nest to shrink back.

Went out for a while, and bought gifts for the hostess by borrowing flowers and presenting Buddhas. Li Yan was very happy overall. He lay on the ground for a while and took a little rest. He felt a little flat in his belly, so he wanted to sneak into the kitchen to look for it. There is nothing to eat.

He was still thinking about how the hostess was preventing him from stealing food recently, just like guarding against thieves. It might be a bit difficult to find snacks for extra meals. When passing by the corridor, he heard the hostess downstairs asking: "Hey, you have a fragrant collar on your collar." of?"

The male host didn't take it seriously, took off the tie, and said casually: "Who knows, is it the smell of washing powder?"

"...It's the smell of women's makeup. I didn't rub my face against your collar." The hostess didn't take it seriously at first, but the position was a bit suspicious, so she said softly, "Besides, this is not The smell of cosmetics I'm used to."

The male host was stunned for a moment before he understood what she meant. He looked down at the collar, but he couldn't figure out what was going on.Just at this time, he looked up and saw the little glove running down from the second floor, and showed him the meaty ball of his right paw.

The male host didn't understand what it meant, but the hostess bent down to sniff at his meat ball very cooperatively, and suddenly said: "Didn't you say to put the little glove in the collar, maybe he rubbed it went up."

The male host thought it made sense: "Yeah, he ran down during the period, maybe he bumped into someone accidentally. The street is crowded with people, you don't know how crowded it is, even if he is on my collar , I can touch the people next to me with my paws outstretched."

Li Yan, who almost caused a misunderstanding about catching rape, finally breathed a sigh of relief.