You can't afford to be a cat man!

When Dasha saw a group of the same kind, he didn't feel nervous at all, and he didn't even have the slightest sense of "dogs in the world belong to the same family. I'll beat that cat together with you", so he rushed to the confronting Alfred and Husky In the meantime, he grinned at the husky and issued a low warning sound.

When such a large dog rushed over, not only did the husky, who was directly threatened, turn around and run away with a limp "owwow", but even a bunch of cute puppies following Alfred's butt scattered and fled in all directions.

Alfred, who was abandoned by all the puppies in an instant, had a slightly tangled expression, and used his rich facial nerves to tell an extremely tortuous story to his wife and two sons who came running.

The last time he saw his youngest son training a Tibetan mastiff to be extremely obedient, he also thought of finding a dog to play with.Of course, Alfred was not stupid enough to use his cat body to directly challenge the sharp teeth of the Tibetan mastiff. He started fighting step by step, starting with small dogs, and finally upgraded to Start teasing the big dog.

He has been eyeing this husky three days ago, but he has no choice but to follow the owner every day without moving away. Alfred is very wise to send out the beautiful little bitch under his command, perfectly combining the beauty dog ​​trick + the dog away from the mountain trick , finally lured the huskies over.

——It took so much effort and before he had time to convince him, the favorite candidate was scared away by the youngest son's brother, not to mention, even the other brothers were so unreliable.

The gap from many crowds to lonely people is a bit big. When Al said it, his expression was quite tangled. He sighed a long time, cheered up and stretched out to lick each other with Nika the cat.

You see, even though the puppies have abandoned you, at least your wife came to look for you. Li Yan reckoned that if Al knew how to speak, he must be thinking about "being frustrated in the battlefield and being proud in love".

Seeing that his father and mother were so happy to see each other, he didn't rush to take Nika the cat back. He asked Dasha to lie down two meters away from them, and then he lay down on Dasha's head. , I made up my mind to stop it if I saw Nika the cat scratching in the dirt or touching other cats and dogs.

Facts have proved that Cat Nika is far less boring than he thought. She has Alfred, and she can't kiss enough. She doesn't even pay attention to her two sons. Dogs and cats with Toxoplasma gondii.

Li Yan waited for the two of them to pass the time when they were very bored, so he had to clap hands with the little sock next to him, but then he felt bored, so he used his paws to pluck the hair off the tail of the little sock Play.

After finally surviving the heat, Li Yan estimated that the time was almost up, and if he didn’t go back, the hostess might be angry, so he directed Dasha to come to the couple of cats and cats, and pulled the cat Nika’s tail Tried to pull her up.

But Nika the cat was holding on to Alfred and not letting go of her claws. Li Yan couldn't even pull up the little socks, let alone these two big cats. He couldn't move them after pulling for a long time. He didn't even try to help, so Li Yan had no choice but to explain the facts to Al, and made a face of the fluffy cat, making serious gestures and said: "Meow~meow~meow~"

Although Al is superior in intelligence among cats, it is not easy to understand "I am afraid that my mother will be infected with Toxoplasma gondii and pass it on to the baby" and "the baby will have trouble after infection".

Li Yan was racking his brains trying to make his father understand the seriousness of the matter. The little sock next to him heard him "meow" non-stop, and happily responded to his boss, singing along: "Meow~"

Li Yan turned pale with shock, and patted his paw on the back of the head to signal him to shut up, but the cat Nika had already been stepped on to the point of excitement, and opened her voice to "meow" side by side with Al.

Little Sock was looking at him tearfully, clutching the back of his head that had been sore from being pumped, when suddenly he heard his parents singing.Consciously finding a backer, he jumped off Dasha's back with a "swipe", squeezed between Catnica and Alfred, raised his chin high and cried happily.

"..." Li Yan stared at the front with a wooden face for a long time amidst the meowing of cats one after another, and finally heaved a long sigh - he told himself that if he had time, he must teach Dasha the instructions to carry things , once he gave the order, Dasha rushed forward and grabbed the cat Nika, and the picture of forcibly taking away was not too good.

...In fact, thinking about it carefully, the style of painting is quite dangerous. If Dasha's jaw force is not well controlled, the scene will be very bloody.Li Yan pondered for a while with a serious face, and felt that this kidnapping method was not feasible, so he let it go.

He couldn't hide his regret and looked at the beat [Li Yan: Bah, there's a fart beat, and the singing is out of tune one by one! 】Dancing Alfred——Li Yan originally stamped his own father as the smartest cat in the world, but now it seems that he has a little bit of language talent, and his brain circuit is also quite weird.

What kind of troubled world is this? Why is it so difficult to find a cat that is not a snake spirit?Li Yan slapped Dasha's head vigorously in grief and anger, and even got into his mane, enduring the magic sound piercing his brain and took a nap.

Falling asleep listening to light music will improve the quality of sleep. Li Yan started to have nightmares from the moment he closed his eyes. He dreamed that he was holding a solitary tail. From the black fluff on the tip of the tail, it can be inferred that the tail belonged to the cat Nika. The scene of flipping the head and limbs in the silly mouth is too bloody for a milk cat.

He opened his eyes very depressed, and saw three cats playing the classic game of "the cat's paw must be on top" very affectionately, and Little Sock was squatting between his parents.

At the beginning of playing, Mao Nika and Al's pace was still very neat, and Little Sock could keep up with the rhythm, but gradually, Mao Nika was half a beat faster, and it was obvious that Little Sock's IQ was not enough to support him to divide. Concentrating on manipulating the two battlefields, he concentrated on overlapping his front paws with Nika the cat, while Al on the other side took the opportunity to "slap" his paws on the head of his eldest son.

Li Yan didn't know whether he should despise his wicked taste of bullying even his own son, or should cast aside his insanity that even the mentally retarded and disabled cat would not let go.

However, he happily jumped off Dasha's head, dropped his handsome face a little, got up quickly, and squatted next to the little sock to watch him being beaten up close.

After the little sock was hit a few times, I actually felt strange. Why did I even feel a headache when I played games with my mother?This feeling is like the last time I fought with my brother and was kicked painfully. Could it be that there is something wrong with his head? qaq——Don't yell, he doesn't want to have a headache for no reason in the future!Little Sock was a little frightened by his guess, and tremblingly turned his head to look to the side.

Al reacted very quickly and stopped his hands, and showed him a kind and doting smile exuding light-yellow paternal brilliance: "Meow~"

Little Sock never thought that his own father would hit him just now, and he smiled foolishly when he saw this, and was pleasantly surprised to find that his head didn't hurt anymore.

——Could it be that laughing with Dad has a special therapeutic effect?Little Sock blinked his eyes, turned around and continued playing with Cat Nika, and felt his head hurt again.

He looked at Al again, and Al smiled at him.

Li Yan couldn't bear to watch it anymore, covered his eyes with his paws with a horrible face, and calmed down his heart full of complaints, before he came forward and poked the tail of the little sock: "Meow!"

Little Sock never understood what he meant, but she was also afraid that he would kick herself again when she got angry, so she subconsciously stopped playing with Mao Nika, walked obediently to stand behind Li Yan with her head down.

Li Yan continued to explain the problem of Toxoplasma gondii to Al with great difficulty. Al seemed to understand, and his complexion became serious. He nodded slightly to him, and then turned to explain to Mao Nika.

Al didn't go too deep with his wife at all - he couldn't understand anything, and she certainly couldn't understand it - he just happily said that it was time for lunch, and your master prepared a delicious small dried fish waiting for you.

Li Yan looked at the cat Nika happily saying goodbye to Al with a delicate expression, then turned away with a little sock in her mouth.He was silent for a while, wondering why he didn't think of such a simple and convenient solution?Could it be that his IQ has fallen to the point of being crushed by Al now?

Al patted him on the shoulder with a vague sense of superiority that "the wife is so obedient, but the younger son's intelligence is beaten".

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Li Yan rode Dasha back to the garden where he parted ways with the hostess, but found no one. Thinking that they might have gone home directly, he took a Dasha brand ride back to the villa, and left the family ruthlessly at the door of the house. The hostess next door has been waiting for a long time.

He jumped in through the half-opened window amid Dasha's whining call, and saw the hostess was cooking lunch for the three cats, and the fragrant smell wafted from the kitchen.

Li Yan has become a master connoisseur of cat food since he ate himself into a ball, and he knew it was fried mutton as soon as he smelled it.

He walked into the kitchen, and sure enough, he saw Mao Nika and Little Socks sitting side by side, both looking up at the stove expectantly, but the hostess stood by the stove without moving.

When Li Yan walked in, he found that she was clutching her belly in deep thought. He was still wondering what was going on. The hostess just saw him when she turned her head. She relaxed and said slowly: "Confession, mother My stomach hurts."

As soon as this sentence was said, Li Yan almost gave her knees, ran out of the kitchen in a hurry, jumped up the coffee table in the living room, picked up the phone from the small table with two short front paws, Standing upright on his legs, he ran all the way back to the kitchen with his stunt of crossing the river with a reed.

He anxiously shook the phone in front of the hostess, seeing that the hostess did not show anything other than a very dignified face, so he simply used his paw to dial her.

Of course, it would be too conspicuous if he directly dialed 120 emergency number. Li Yan didn't want to be killed as a cat monster, so he just patted his paw on the "1" button.

This shop has set up a shortcut number, long pressing the number 1 button will automatically dial to the host's mobile phone, Li Yan heard two "beeps" in the handset, and then the host picked it up.

From the voice, the other party is also very anxious. Usually at this time, the hostess will take care of the three cats for dinner, and then read two fairy tales to the children in her belly. She just takes a nap like this, and rarely calls him at this time.

Thinking that according to the prediction, the baby will be born in half a month, the male host made up a lot of brains in an instant, and asked repeatedly as soon as he pressed the answer button: "Is your stomach hurting? The child is messing with you, or do you still feel unwell?"

The hostess pulled the phone away from under his paws, pondered for a long time into the receiver, and said in a low voice: "When I called you, it was just a stomachache, and now I feel like I peed my pants... Maybe the amniotic fluid broke... "

"..." The male host stammered a bit before he found his voice, "Lie down on the sofa and don't move, I'll go back right away!"