You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan kicked the big tortoise into the air and refused to give up. A carp jumped up, wiped the water off its belly, jumped on it without saying a word, and slapped the big tortoise on the head with its paw.

The big tortoise was hit hard, and shrank its head back very alertly. After a pause, it felt that the outside was calm, so it couldn't help but poke its head to look.

Li Yan took the opportunity to wave his paw again, wanting to hit him again, but the other party retracted extremely quickly, and his paw hit the table heavily.

...Damn it, it hurts so much! qaq With tears in his eyes, Li Yan blew on the aching meat ball several times. Seeing the big tortoise pretending to be dead inside, he turned around and came to the edge of the guinea pig's cage.

Guinea pigs are famous for their big stomachs, and when they are awake, their mouths are basically non-stop. When Li Yan rushed over, the plump fat man was holding a piece of romaine lettuce in its mouth, moving its jaw regularly and rhythmically. Roll the leaves into your mouth little by little, chew, chew, chew.

He was eating in an orderly manner, but he didn't expect the guy who looked like his relative to rush over ferociously, bared his teeth and claws at the cage, and beat his cage with the fifth leg drawn from the back of his buttocks.

After seeing the long tail behind Li Yan's ass, the guinea pig was sure that this guy was not of the same breed as him. There was a beautiful little hairball behind his butt, so it wasn't such a long and strange thing. .

But the other party was really a bit fierce, the guinea pig was timid, and blinked his black peas-like eyes twice, seeing Li Yan pointing his paw at his mouth, as if signaling him to hand over the food.

His thinking was as clumsy as his body, and the guinea pig didn't stop chewing when he was thinking. It took him a while to realize that this guy was here to collect protection money.

——Hey, lettuce leaves are people's favorite food, so I don't want to give them to you!Unable to hold back, he accelerated the speed and curled a large part of the lettuce into his mouth. Seeing that the other party seemed very unfriendly, he finally stuffed the other end of the lettuce out of the gap in the cage unwillingly.

When Li Yan ran over, he saw that this lettuce leaf was as long as an adult's palm, but now it was only the length of a palm, and it took only a dozen seconds before and after. He really admired the guinea pig's eating speed.

Especially after the guinea pig handed in the lettuce leaves, he pulled a round sliced ​​carrot out of the food box and ate it happily. Li Yan babbled, thinking that he must blackmail the hostess for a good meal when he went back.

He took the plundered lettuce leaf to the side of the big turtle, and stuffed the leaf stalk into the gap in the head of the turtle's shell. He felt that it reached the top, and he might have touched the turtle's retracted head. It can force the big turtle out.

It's a pity that the other party is obviously better than him, and with a crisp "crack", Li Yan felt a lightness in his hand, and quickly pulled out the lettuce leaf to see that a large part of it had been bitten off by the big turtle.

"..." He stared at the sharp bite mark for a moment, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion that the opponent seemed to have easily crushed him in terms of IQ.

At this time, the host and Dr. Zhang have already cleaned up the cat Nika. The two looked at each other and felt that before the third fierce battle, they should recharge their batteries and restore their vitality.

The host didn't take out the last little sock for the time being, instead, he walked around the doctor's office and saw Li Yan who was angrily beating the tortoise's shell with a lettuce leaf. Are you happy, do you want to raise a turtle brother?"

This person's eyes are really not good, does he look like he is playing happily?Li Yan couldn't help but gave him a blank look, feeling that the male master's brain circuit was really weird.

It's fine to find three cats as sisters and brothers for your own son, but you still want to stuff a fierce turtle as a younger brother?Even if Xiaobudian is a boy and not the soft and cute girl you want, you can't treat him so cruelly.

The male host didn't notice his reaction, he looked ahead and couldn't hide his worry and said: "Your mother's vacation is coming to an end, she wants to go back to work, I thought, let her stay at home all the time."

Li Yan vaguely understood that this is the rhythm of wanting the hostess to be a full-time wife.In fact, he also felt that the living standard and quality of the hostess had been greatly improved when the hostess was at home, but it also depended on her own opinion. Although the hostess was not considered a strong woman type, she was certainly not willing to be supported by a man alone.

The family is definitely not short of money. It doesn't matter how much money they make, the key is to have a sense of social identity.Li Yan saw that the host was really worried about this, so he rolled his eyes at him again.

He wanted to imitate the appearance of an expert in the TV series. The old god raised his front paw on the ground and shook his finger to indicate that this road would not work. However, Li Yan once again realized that he was too fat. Just three seconds after leaving the ground, he couldn't hold on and fell.

"Do you think raising a few more pets can trap her?" The male owner murmured, and before he could think about it, he heard Doctor Zhang next to him say: "Don't think wildly, your three cats are so stupid." A milk baby is enough to worry your wife."

The male host replied with a deep face: "My wife is in charge of cooking and washing, and taking care of the children has always been done by small gloves."

This sentence is a bit exaggerated, but it is basically true. Little Lu Xingyuan is now closer to Li Yan than to both of them.

After a pause, he added: "It's because my wife thinks that the child is fine without her, so she wants to go back to work early."

Doctor Zhang looked at Li Yan who was still smoking the turtle shell with a lettuce leaf in surprise, and moved his lips: "He can still look after the child?"

"Of course, it's great to play with my son. When my son cries, he won't cry when he sees him, and he can be hugged as a pillow." Both of them had almost rested, so they took the little socks out of the travel bag.

Even if Little Sock didn't figure out what was going on at first, he heard cat Nika's ghostly crying and wolf howling just now, thinking that his younger brother and mother had suffered accidents one after another, so he was left squatting alone in this strange pocket, really a lonely family There is only one widowed cat, and it is estimated that it will be his turn next qaq.

He was thinking about it in the dark travel bag, and he felt bad, and he felt a burst of urination. If the host hadn't carried him out in time, he might have urinated on the spot.

But after Little Sock was carried out, he realized that the situation was not as bad as he had imagined. Neither his mother nor younger brother were eaten by the white monster, and both were intact.

Especially seeing that Li Yan is squatting and bouncing on a strange shell, he doesn't look like an oppressed and exploited migrant worker at all, which makes Little Socks breathe a sigh of relief.

Cat Nika was lying listlessly on her side on the desk at this time. She intentionally pressed her shaved buttocks against the desk, trying to prevent others from seeing her miserable state.

Comparing patience with a tortoise really has little chance of winning. After making troubles on the tortoise shell for a long time, there is no response from the other party. Li Yan has lost interest in the big tortoise. He jumped off the tortoise shell and saw that his mother is really in such pain. With a miserable look, he deliberately made a detour to comfort her.

Cat Nika saw her youngest son running over happily, raised her paws in disbelief and rubbed her eyes. She even lifted Jingui's butt from the table and stretched her neck to look at the other side of Li Yan butt.

——Yeah, obviously he was also shaved and bald, how could he be so happy?Mao Nika thought about this question solemnly for a long time, then glanced at the smiling Li Yan quietly: "Meow~"

Li Yan is actually not in a very good mood, but he still tries his best to put on a cheerful appearance, hoping to make her happy too. He even turned around and pointed to Mao Nika's bald buttocks, shaking it indifferently. Shake your head.

Mao Nika and her two sons could not communicate smoothly through language. She also understood Li Yan's actions, and understood that the youngest son didn't care about running around naked with his buttocks exposed, showing a sudden realization and thoughtfulness. look.

It was really difficult for Li Yan to see the "thoughtful" expression on his mother's face, which represented advanced wisdom. He was surprised and a little proud.

——It must be my noble character of being humble and knowing that inner beauty is the most important thing that has influenced Mao Nika, making her ignorant and chaotic brain burst out with the light of wisdom.

Just as he was thinking about it, he felt a pain in the other side of his buttocks. Before he could understand what had happened, his buttocks started to hurt one after another.

Li Yan glared at Nika the cat as if he had seen a ghost. The latter didn't care what he thought, and happily pulled the hair from his ass with all his strength. When both paws were covered with Li Yan's hair, she licked it. After licking and sticking to his bald ass.

Li Yan: "..." qaq bad guy, how could he bully his son like this? !

Cat Nika: "Meow~" That's great, since my son doesn't mind being naked at all, it's just a good time to use his hairy waste!I'm so smart!

Damn, it's fine if you pull once or twice, but you keep pulling!Li Yan glared at her angrily, who doesn't like his own hair, the bald butt is already ugly enough, this guy actually wants to squeeze himself out!

——Take a step back, even if he doesn't mind the appearance, it will hurt to be plucked, okay?Li Yan warned several times, but seeing that Mao Nika had no intention of stopping at all, he finally couldn't hold back his anger.

Considering that he really can't beat his own mother, he can only use the old method of diverting trouble to the east.He turned around and ran to the little sock whose ears were being pinched by Dr. Zhang to check for infection. He tore off a handful of hair from the back of the other's buttocks, and slapped Mao Nika's bald buttocks, reminding the other party that there was another one. Guys who haven't shaved their asses can supply her.