You can't afford to be a cat man!

The distance between city b and city q is not very far. The hostess has prepared a lot of things to bring there, and they can fill the trunk and half of the back seat.She discussed it with the male host and decided to go there by car, which would be more convenient to go back and forth.

Because of this inappropriate decision, Li Yan lay listlessly on the back seat of the car the next day, feeling the ups and downs in his stomach, and scolded himself over and over in his heart for being stupid—it’s not that he didn’t know the hostess Car skills, before getting into the car, he ate a big bowl of fried pork liver without any sense of crisis, it was like dying.

Now there are only the hostess in the car, he and the little one who is tied to the baby travel chair next to him. Originally, the little socks could also come along, but unfortunately, when he saw the hostess' car, he seemed to be evoked many painful emotions. Recalling that he was so noisy that he screamed and ran under the sofa and couldn't get out. After being pulled out by Li Yan, he squatted down to pee.

The other party was really scared by his god-like driving skills, which made the hostess feel embarrassed. Seeing that Little Sock refused to get in the car, she entrusted both Little Sock and Cat Nika to her in-laws to take care of them. Yue, took Li Yan and Xiao BuDian and set off.

Li Yan is sitting in the back seat of the car now, and he regrets why he came with him. As the saying goes, "a fool who thinks a lot will gain something." Although Little Sock is stupid, he made the right decision this time. Foresight, the hostess's driving skills are really unflattering.

Fortunately, Li Yan had a lot of fun holding the toy car during this time, and his resistance to the simple version of the roller coaster was greatly enhanced, so he barely vomited it out.

Although the hostess drives like hell, Li Yan is still very grateful to her. The other party decided to drive to Q City instead of taking the train. It is obvious that pets are not allowed on the train. He dared to take the risk because he wanted to go out with him. Life is in danger. Competing with the steering wheel.

The little guy next to him was in good spirits from the start, and he urinated twice at the rest stop, and now his eyes are still wide open, staring at the trees flying past outside the window.

Li Yan looked at him with his head tilted in a strange way. He didn't expect this person to go on a long-distance trip for the first time. It's just that he doesn't get motion sickness.

"Ahhh!" Xiao Budian turned his head and saw him tilting his head and staring at him, smiling at Li Yan with a silly expression, puffing his cheeks and pointing out the window to count, "Snake, snake, snake, snake!" He said that he counted several "ten"s in the number of trees outside.

Li Yan nodded, after thinking about it, he turned his head and got into the handbag next to him, turned out the learning machine, and put it on the little one's lap.

He didn't click on any Chinese words for the little one to learn this time. After all, in the car - no matter how smooth the highway is, it can't resist the stream of consciousness of the hostess driving - it is easy to get dizzy and it is not good for the eyes.

Li Yan has been researching this fairly high-end learning machine for a while, and at this time tapped a few times to bring up the reading function.He spread out several cards that could be read aloud for the little ones to look at one by one, thinking that the good children he had worked so hard to teach|taught, would see himself as the incarnation of truth, kindness and beauty every day when he opened his eyes. Too high.

The little one met his expectant eyes, tilted his head and waved his chubby hands, scanning the pictures of the beautiful Snow White, the little princess squatting on the pea, and the mermaid melting into foam, and finally firmly Get out a card of the fox crouching under the trellis.

He pointed to the red fox that was drooling with its head up, then pointed to Li Yan, and said affirmatively: "Hungry meow~" After finishing speaking, the little one felt something was wrong, and pulled a hair off Li Yan's chin, Covering the fox's face with white fur means that the hungry cat in his mind is white.

"..." Li Yan patted the fox's long mouth helplessly, then touched his cute three-petal mouth, shook his head with a serious face, "Meow!"

The little guy didn't care about his objections, and continued to pick and choose. After searching for a long time, he was very happy to find a picture of Chang'e flying to the moon. He pointed to the jade rabbit on it and nodded to Li Yan: "Hungry meow!"

Li Yan probed to look at the chubby rabbit, and had to admit that except for the pair of long ears, it really looked like him, especially this rabbit was also fat.

He unconsciously rubbed the little fat on his belly with his paws, and sighed long and distressed.

Losing weight is an urgent matter, he must take care of it, it's summer, it's the season to wear a swimsuit, even as a cat, he also has the beauty of the bikini season.

Now that the little one picked the card, Li Yan put it into the learning machine, clicked the button, and lay down on the seat next to the little one, dozed off with his eyes closed and listened to the electronic voice reading aloud.

After listening to a few stories like this, Li Yan found that the little one was very selective, and all the ones he picked out were animals, and he had to choose animals that looked like him—not that Li Yan was willing to admit that a gray haired The drooling big bad wolf had only a dime of his imagination—the card that resembled it was thrown aside by the little one after a glance.

After listening to the story, Li Yan soon became drowsy. He closed his eyes and fell asleep on the mat. He was still a little kid after listening to a story—in fact, he found that the strange thing that kept barking could not come out. When he made a sound, he patted him awake with his hand.

Li Yan opened his eyes in a daze, moved his head towards him indiscriminately, put his forehead on his chubby legs as a pillow, and soon began to snore happily again.

The play object fell asleep on his own, and the little one was bored and didn't know what to do. He tried to wake him up by biting his tail, but it didn't work for a long time.

He was a little disappointed, he tilted his head and leaned on the baby chair. He wanted to imitate Li Yan and pretended to be asleep with his eyes closed, but he really fell asleep after a while.

The hostess stopped the car again halfway, thinking of waking her son up to eat something before going on the road, and finally woke up the big fat boy. The bear raised his eyelids and glanced to the side. He slept very soundly, without saying a word, closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

The hostess shook him to wake him up several times, but nothing worked. She sighed and finally realized that the order of her wakeup was obviously wrong, and Li Yan should be woken up first.

So she patted Li Yan's waist again, and called softly: "Condom, is the condom up?" Li Yan didn't respond at all, the hostess blinked, and added wittily, "Honey, we're eating!"

Li Yanbao's blue eyes opened in an instant, and he jumped up from the seat with a swift movement that did not match his round body at the moment.

He moved so fast that he felt dizzy and couldn't stand still for a while. He walked on cotton steps as if he was drunk, and kept moving sideways, and his head fell on the little boy's belly.

The hostess looked bitterly at the bear boy who couldn't wake up no matter how much he screamed, and was woken up by Li Yan. He blinked and looked sideways at the furry head on his heavy belly. Following Li Yan's example, he planted his head sideways and stuck out his tongue by the way.

"..." The hostess looked at the two of them blankly for a long time, then decisively untied the little one's seat belt, picked them up one by one in each hand, locked the car door and went to the rest stop.

She hesitated for a moment, put Li Yan on the ground, and ordered: "Taotao, follow mother, be careful that bad guys will kidnap you."

Li Yan squinted at her, feeling that with his IQ, even if she was abducted, nothing would happen to him, so he shook his head confidently and contemptuously.

The hostess walked to the seat in the cafeteria of the rest station, only to realize that there was nothing to eat, and went back to the trunk to get a pack of instant noodles, ham sausage, and instant vegetable paste.

She walked back with the little one in her arms, only to find that Li Yan didn't follow her back obediently at all, but jumped onto a clean empty table very cleverly, and squatted on it with a blank expression, motionless.

When the hostess came back, there were two girls dressed as college students holding up their mobile phones to take pictures of Li Yan, while her little gloves covered her eyes with her paws, turned her head away, and pointed her butt at him.

Many cat owners have a natural possessiveness towards their cats. She coughed lightly, signaling that her real owner was back, and Li Yan turned around in seconds, jumped into her arms.

In particular, Li Yan knew what she was thinking with just a glance of his small eyes. He put his head on her shoulder and rubbed his head against her neck, making the little milk voice "meow meow".

The hostess was elated, but trying not to laugh out loud, she pretended to be calm and nodded to the two girls who followed her, "Hello."

"I said it must be someone's cat, it can't be thrown here and don't want it!" One of them said to the other, staring at Li Yandao with shining eyes, "Your cat is so smart, it went around I even chose the cleanest table to squat on.”

Another asked: "Can we hug for a photo?"

——The magic cat is not what you want to hug, you can hug it if you want.Li Yan rolled his eyes behind him, lifted his chin high, and shook his head at them in a very noble and cold manner.

The hostess spread her hands and pretended to be helpless, but in fact she said coolly: "I'm sorry, my cat is very clingy to the owner, and I don't want others to touch it." With the envious eyes of the two of them, she decided to wait until Q City and give the condom a good boost. Meals can be worthy of the face given by others today.