You can't afford to be a cat man!

Facing the little chubby pounced on him for help, Li Yan pushed him away with his claws expressionlessly, not forgetting to give him a very disgusted little white eye.

——Your feet are hanging out all day long, and you haven’t even worn your shoes a few times. Damn, your acting skills are really exaggerated!

The little one begged for a hug but was ruthlessly rejected. Not only did he not get the gentle touch, but he was pushed away directly. He quit immediately, opened his eyelids with his fingers, grinned and made a face at Li Yan.

Li Yan looked up at him with a blank expression at first, and after thinking for a while, he made a more ferocious expression than he did, and deliberately exploded all the hair on his body, and the nails of his two paws also protruded.

Xiao Budian was obviously shocked, and stared at him with wide eyes, as if he couldn't believe that the hungry cat he was familiar with would turn into this ugly appearance.

He stayed there for a while, carefully poking Li Yan's bulging cheeks with his fingers.Li Yan was puffing his mouth out of breath, but when he poked him, he immediately made a "pop" sound like a balloon leaking.

Damn, as soon as the voice came out, the terrifying and evil atmosphere that was deliberately created disappeared.Li Yan couldn't help but feel very depressed when he saw the little one bursting out laughing. He felt that the sound of "pop" was like a balloon leaking, but he also knew that a certain evil-minded little chubby must be associated with some kind of lethal force emitted by the human body. out of gas.

Xiao Budian was really laughing happily. Seeing the dark brown sauce on his furry chin, he leaned over and stuck out his tongue to lick it. He shivered from the salty sauce and couldn't help sticking out his tongue. , showing pink gums all over his mouth: "Ah——"

—Silly boy, do you think it’s only on my chin?You also have quite a few on your chin.Li Yan took the meat ball and rubbed his chin, feeling that it was too dirty, so he took the napkin on the table and wiped it for him.

The hostess ate three skewers of the delicious mutton skewers that had just arrived while the two of them were messing around, and shook her head regretfully at Li Yan, who was completely unaware: "Condom, don't quarrel with your brother." If you don’t come to eat, I will eat up all the mutton skewers.”

The sky and the earth are not as big as food, so Li Yan put down the little one without saying a word, turned his head and pounced on the plate, and stretched out his paws to pick up a bunch.

It's a pity that the iron skewers used for mutton kebabs are two circles thinner than the squid wooden skewers. There are still gaps between Li Yan's fingernails, and it is impossible to fix it and pick it up.

He tried several times but ended in failure, so he had to give up this method, and instead used his two front paws to pick it up awkwardly, let the two meat balls hold the stick, carefully moved his head over, and bit off a large piece of mutton.

Li Yan squinted his eyes and was still reminiscing happily, and the little big head next to him came over: "Ah——"

Oh shit, do you have teeth to eat this?Li Yan pulled a piece of mutton and stuffed it into his mouth with a blank expression. Seeing him chewing with his mouth bulging in vain, he couldn't help snickering.

The little guy has a few small teeth that look like rice grains, but unfortunately his teeth are not mature enough, and his bite force is not enough, so his cheeks hurt from chewing, and even his temples are twitching, but he still can't kill the piece of mutton .

While Li Yan was struggling in vain, he had already finished the bunch at hand, and got another bunch from the hostess, and ate it happily. Pat on the cheeks with both hands and squeeze hard, trying to provide external help.

"..." I didn't think it before, since this kid showed his mathematical talent, Li Yan often noticed that this guy was really smart in some small details, just like now, looking at these actions is stupid — of course it's kind of stupid — but there's some science to it as well.

Li Yan stared solemnly at the little boy's silly eyes for a long time, but he didn't see the flash of wisdom belonging to a wise man. He deeply felt that he might be purely a suspect throwing an axe. He thought too much. How could this guy Look, it doesn't look like an unborn super genius.

The hostess never had a big appetite, and she was full after just a little bit, but Li Yan ate a lot more than his usual appetite, and at the end there were two skewers left, and the hostess hurriedly took them away, not daring to let him eat too much.

The little guy couldn't eat these, and holding the newly bought baked bananas from the hostess was enough to fill his stomach. He sat side by side with Li Yan on the beach bench and was blissfully basking in his little belly.

The hostess borrowed an air pump from the barbecue stall owner, pumped up the swimming ring and floating sleeves she brought, and carried a one-meter-long surfboard from the trunk of the car, put it on the edge of the beach, and faced Li Yan snapped his fingers.

Li Yan jumped off the plastic seat of the barbecue stand, and then caught the little one who jumped off, and each of them ran towards the beach with their limbs crawling.

The beach is covered with soft fine sand, and Li Yan pokes it with his meat ball, feeling very comfortable.However, the little girl's brows were tightly wrinkled, and her mouth shriveled uncomfortably: "Special!"

pain?Li Yan turned his head to take a look, and saw that his little arms and legs were kneeling on the beach, probably not lightly worn, after all, no matter how soft the sand is, it is composed of small particles, which cannot be compared with a smooth wooden floor.

Li Yan had a headache, stopped and wagged his tail at him.Xiao BuDian consciously grabbed his back with two arms, straightened up with difficulty, put half of his body on his body, and pointed forward with a fat hand: "Qi!"

This commanded him to move forward, Li Yan rolled his eyes, and walked forward slowly, Xiao Budian moved his hind legs a little bit.

When he was walking, he kept his eyes on the hostess walking up and down on the beach. At the beginning, he was still supported by Li Yan, with his hind legs resting softly on the beach. Later, he was already consciously imitating the hostess. It looks like its master, and it steps forward and backward awkwardly.

The little one's hind legs hadn't mastered the stepping skills yet, and he was staggering, so heavy that Li Yan, who was supporting him and walking in front, couldn't control his body by swaying left and right, and accidentally didn't retract his hind legs in time.

The little one's right leg got entangled with his right hind leg, and one person and one cat both fell down. They rolled around on the beach, and finally stopped with the little one's head resting on Li Yan's belly.

Xiao BuDian thought it was very interesting, put his arms around his waist and giggled a few times, then stopped getting up and rolled around on the beach, kicking his little fat legs randomly, kicking up a large cloud of sand.

Li Yan got up with a dark face, and rushed over to lift the ball he made to vent his dissatisfaction. In fact, he didn't make any effort at all, but the little one was like a ball, rolling towards the beach following his movements, rolling, rolling .

Even though most of this short road was rolled and rolled by the little one, the hostess was both surprised and delighted to see him staggering and supporting Li Yan's back to complete the first half of the road, and kept giving him Clap your hands and cheer up.

Li Yan is also a little excited. The little one has always walked with his forelimbs like a reptile, and he has been walking upright for a long time, which makes him anxious. Now it is finally effective, which is really very happy. of.

The little one quickly rolled to the feet of the hostess. This part of the sand will be washed by the waves when the tide is high, so it is wet and darker than the dry sand.

The little boy lowered his head, sniffed curiously, picked up a little sand with his index finger and thumb, opened his mouth and stuffed it in.

Li Yan rushed over and slapped him open, Xiaobudian continued to stuff it into his mouth with the other hand, as if he wanted to taste it.

Li Yan rolled his eyes, and simply ignored him. Sure enough, the little guy ate a little sand, and the reaction was so big that he spit it all out with a "peh peh".

At this time, a larger wave rushed over, and the cool sea water submerged the area, Li Yan's four paws were all wet, he subconsciously jumped back, and put the wet meat ball on the little one's butt Take a pat, leaving a beautiful paw print of two plum petals.

The hostess patted herself on the forehead hard, only then remembered that she forgot to change the child's swimsuit, and hurried back to the car to get it.

Li Yan looked at her back, and shook his head with great regret. With the level of parents, she looked like a novice at first glance. Fortunately, he, a full-time nanny, came with her, so there was no need to worry about accidents.

He decided to find a way to get the hostess to sign up for a good mother's cram school after he went back. It is not good to always be so reckless and unreliable to watch the children. Children are abducted every day all over the country.

Li Yan always felt that the little one's intelligence was very urgent, so he had to make the people around him more reliable, and nip all dangers in their cradle.

When Li Yan thought of this, a cold light flashed in his sapphire blue cat eyes. He straightened up very imposingly, with sharp nails exposed on his right paw, and drew a long arc in the air, and finally rested on his chest. On the chin, there is a proud attitude of looking down on the world.

The hostess ran back quickly with the smallest swimming trunks, looked at him in surprise, and tentatively asked, "Did you eat the condom?"

The first thing she thought of was epilepsy, maybe the mutton on the stall was not clean, otherwise how could her cat twitch and make such a hideous expression?

"..." Damn it, I stood upright for more than five seconds with such a fat body, just to fulfill the pretense of this moment, you actually said such words to break my fantasy?Li Yan couldn't help giving her a blank look, and resentfully dropped his heavy front paws on the ground, and snorted uncontrollably.