You can't afford to be a cat man!

The first class of Xiao Budian's kindergarten career did not start very smoothly, which made Teacher Xiao Zhang very upset, but what she didn't expect was that the class process was unusually smooth. Fatty didn't give her any more trouble.

Contrary to what she expected, once the little one sat down, he was very obedient and obedient, not crying, making noise or even making trouble, which formed a sharp contrast with other older children.

If I had to be nitpicking, the only thing the other party was not so disciplined about was basically equating her and the other creatures in the class with air handlers.

In the first class, she took the children to make a business card. In fact, she asked the children to tell their names, and she helped write their names. They painted graffiti on the four sides of the card and decorated it beautifully.

It was also at this time that Li Yan discovered that there was a very obvious omission in his "Genius Cultivation Plan"-he could only rely on the learning machine to teach, which caused the little one to have no sense of "pen" at all. The watercolor pen in the painting, his face showed a clear look of bewilderment.

——Holy shit, big brother, you must not lose the chain at this critical moment, with so many parents watching outside, you have to fight for my breath!Li Yan felt that he had helped the hostess raise her son for almost two years, and wasn't he planning this moment of showing off his might? Absolutely, absolutely, he must pretend to be successful!

He was a little anxious, and pointed to the little guy on the next table who was scribbling on the paper with a pen and made a gesture, asking him to take a good look at what they were doing, and then just follow the example and follow the gourd.

The little one followed his paws and saw a little girl next to her with braids crookedly drawing a deformed heart shape in the middle of her name.

He twitched the corners of his mouth in disgust, looked over the little girl, and saw a boy with an apple face holding a pen and drawing random symbols on the card, scribbling out ugly circles that made people shudder.

The little one couldn't help but feel even more at a loss. He ran around the small classroom and found that everyone's drawings were different, so it wasn't a loss, but a bewilderment.

Just like he learned addition and subtraction and Chinese characters and English letters, Xiao Budian's cognition of the outside world is very upright, rational and regular.

When he saw the plus sign, he knew in his mind that he had to do addition, but when he saw the ghostly symbols on the children's shoes, he really couldn't understand what kind of signal it conveyed. It was clear that the girl gave the same instruction, why did everyone do it? Are they all different?

The little one knows that there are right and wrong math problems, if two of them draw the same drawing, he will subconsciously determine that this drawing method is the "correct answer", but the key is that every one of these cheating bastards draws the same picture. It's such a maverick!None of them look alike!

He can accurately record the correct answers, but damn whoever he looks at now is wrong!Then look at the girl who gave the order is even more cheating, she walked to everyone's table with a smiling face and kept praising, do you know that if you do the wrong question, you will be slapped!

The little guy feels that his three views are about to be shattered. Could it be that in this place called "school", the rules of the game are different from what they usually play?

He poked Li Yan incredulously: "One plus one equals nine." As a result of this sentence, his chubby hand was lightly poked by Li Yan with a meat ball.

By trying to confirm that if you answer the wrong question, you will be beaten. The little one is even more unable to turn around. He lay face on the table and stared at the watercolor pen in his hand in a daze.

Teacher Xiao Zhang just walked over to this table. Seeing that his card was empty and only the three words "Lu Xingyuan" written by him, he was taken aback for a moment, then squatted down and said very gently: "Xingyuan, the teacher is here to teach you how to draw. OK?"

The little boy was angry that this person had no principles at all, he turned his head angrily, stared at Li Yan and said, "Hungry meow teacher!"

Li Yan thought for a while, stood upright on his hind legs, posed for Xiao Budian to hold the watercolor pen, rubbed his palm on the pen tip, and dyed the fleshy balls with color.

Before the watercolors were dry, he slapped the card vigorously, and paused for a while before removing his paw, and saw a beautiful blue plum blossom print on the card.

Li Yan looked at it with his head, and felt that the paw print was quite beautiful, so he nodded to Xiaobu: "Meow~" Just follow this picture.

Facing the "correct answer" he gave, Xiao Budian breathed a sigh of relief, relaxed all over, grinning and clumsily grasping the pen with five fingers, trying to draw petals on the piece of paper according to Li Yan's paw print.

It's a pity that it's the first time for him to pick up a pen, and he feels that this thing doesn't listen at all, and the things drawn are also crooked.

Xiao BuDian looked at the ghost painting talisman he drew, and then at the plum blossom printed by Li Yan, but he didn't lose his temper.

He doesn't do things right in life. For example, imitating Li Yan's middle finger, he will easily become irritable and angry, but it is not in this range when doing problems. Xiaobudian is very patient when playing this kind of game with Li Yan. He Know that even if you don't do well at the beginning, you can learn well after a long time.

I think when he first learned arithmetic problems, he didn't even know what "[-]+[-]" was. Now he is secretly memorizing multiplication formulas. It is said that this kind of calculation is more advanced than addition and subtraction.

The reason for "secretly" is that he only dared to take out the learning cards about multiplication when Li Yan went out for a walk every day. He thought that after he had fully learned this new calculation, Find a chance to give Hungry Meow a big surprise.

So Xiao Budian was not in a hurry from the beginning to the end, and patiently drew the plum blossom seal over and over again. The teacher Xiao Zhang next to him was left alone for a long time, and he was completely stunned.

Now she found that this cat was really gifted, with strange bones, and seemed to be much smarter than ordinary cats.Seeing that the little one was drawing vigorously, he got up to observe other children.

The first class is over soon, and she should put away each child's card, and the staff will take it away and put a simple frame on it for them to take home to show their parents today.

There is a reason for the high fees. Almost every day, the children can bring back small gifts to their parents, which not only makes the parents happy, but also gives the children a sense of accomplishment and is more motivated to go to kindergarten.

It went smoothly when receiving cards from other children. The younger the student, the greater the awe of the teacher. Even if they dare to play rough with their parents at home, they will be obedient at school.

Teacher Xiao Zhang came to the side of Xiao BuDian, and made a gesture to get his card: "Xingyuan, can you give the homework for this class to the teacher?"

"Not good." Xiao Budian's hands were sore after drawing a class, and he could only draw crookedly. He was very unhappy at first, but when he saw that someone wanted to grab his card, he refused coldly.

He thought for a while, and by the way, he closed the cap of the water-resistant watercolor pen in his hand and stuffed it into the other party's hand, and picked a new blue pen from the box in her other hand to continue painting.

Teacher Xiao Zhang stared ahead for a while, then subconsciously looked at Li Yan, who shrugged his shoulders at her, jumped from the three desks, and jumped onto the small podium where she put the teaching supplies.

There was a thick stack of cut-out blank cards on it, and Li Yan tore out five or six cards, probably enough for the little one to draw for a day.

The little one was worrying that the card was full, and there was no room for him to splash ink. In a blink of an eye, Hungry Meow brought him new paper, overjoyed, and threw the card away without hesitation.

"..." Teacher Xiao Zhang silently put away the card that was abandoned by the owner, sighed, and didn't know what to say, walked back to the podium, clapped his hands, "Okay, the first class is over Now, everyone can rest, and wait for the bell to ring before going to the second class."

After she finished speaking, many people cheered, jumped up and ran out the door, and several parents who stayed here squatted down happily to praise their children.

Teacher Xiao Zhang came out and saw that the hostess was guarding the door and was eagerly waiting for the child to run out to reunite with him. When he turned around, he found that the little chubby man was still painting contentedly, not thinking about his mother at all. Emotions are there.

Seeing the young female teacher looking at her, the hostess smiled and said, "Teacher, my cat is very obedient. If you don't mind, let him listen in from now on, okay?"

Teacher Xiao Zhang also had to admit that Li Yan was really good. The family's cat was a hundred times more obedient than the family's children.That little chubby guy was weird, and he didn't look like the kind of kid who would be obedient.

This realization gave her a terrible headache. Thinking about it, without the help of the cat, she would have to worry so much that her hair would fall out in the first class today, and she would have to struggle with this brat for three years.

Three years, this number is simply chilling. Teacher Xiao Zhang was so tired that he really couldn't cheer up, so he nodded his head and agreed to the hostess's proposal for the time being.

She thought for a while, and then said: "But after one class, I still can't see anything. I have to wait until today. I still have to submit an application to the dean of teaching. It depends on the meaning of the upper management."

The rules of private schools are sometimes very strict and sometimes very loose, mainly because the upper class has the final say.The hostess thought that it would not be a problem for her husband to say hello to others, so she quickly thanked her.