You can't afford to be a cat man!

In the rest room of Kindergarten Class 1B, fourteen colorfully painted cots are divided into three small rows, and each cot lays a fat baby sleeping soundly with eyes closed.

Children at this age are sleepy, not to mention that everyone is crazy about sliding down the slide during the free time in the morning. Except for one child, she sits on a small mushroom stool from beginning to end, writing and drawing with a pen.

Teacher Xiao Zhang couldn't help paying special attention to the little bed on the far side where the little one slept. The chubby child habitually stuffed his thumbs into his mouth while sleeping. Turning around and coming back to see this scene, I used the tip of the tail to break off the thumb for him.

It seems that no matter how maverick the little genius is, the habit of holding his fingers is the same. This child is really cute when he is asleep.Teacher Xiao Zhang smiled, and lay down on a larger single bed at the very door, looked at the time displayed on the screen of the mobile phone, set the vibrating alarm, and closed his eyes.

There was a two-hour lunch break, and it took her almost an hour to put all the children to sleep, and she had to get up early to prepare for the afternoon classes.

Being a kindergarten teacher is really not an easy job. After the morning, she was also very tired. She almost fell asleep as soon as she closed her eyes. She didn't see a chubby white-haired cat creeping away like a thief. out.

Li Yan is very fortunate that the cat's body structure is very strong. No matter how big it is, the pads on its paws can perfectly help him complete the noise reduction work.He slipped out and trotted down the hallway to the kindergarten kitchen, looking for some fruit.

The little one went to kindergarten the next day, and the host stopped picking him up at noon, and had to have lunch with other children.It was the first time he left home to eat, Xiao Budian was obviously not used to it. Although the lunch tasted good, he didn't have an appetite. After a few mouthfuls, he was willing to use the spoon. The biggest chicken leg was even cheaper than Li Yan.

Being young has its disadvantages. Most of the other children are using chopsticks, and they also use their hands to grab them. The thin and long potato sticks and beans are really cruel to eat with a spoon.

Li Yan guessed that the little guy was not good at using a spoon, and felt ashamed to grab it with his hands in front of so many people—at least he saw this kid throw several contemptuous looks at the little girl next to him who was grabbing food with his hands—— I was impatient and simply didn't eat it.

Li Yan himself had unsalted meat specially prepared for him by the hostess before he left in the morning, and put it in a small lunch box for the little one to carry on his back, and it was still hot at noon.

Coupled with the little big chicken legs as foreign aid, he ate until his belly became round, but thinking that his children would have to starve for an hour at most, he also felt distressed.

After all, after two years of raising her, she has cultivated feelings, and finally accumulated this body of fat, what should I do if I want to starve and lose weight again?Li Yan remembered that the little one loved apples, and he ate the half pear provided for lunch with great enthusiasm. He went to the kitchen to see if there was any, and if there was any, he would grab some.

Li Yan sneaked to the door of the kitchen like a thief, saw that the door was ajar and was about to push in, when he heard the rustling sound of cloth rubbing behind him, he pulled out his ears and turned his head to look, =mouth=face found The little boy followed him two decimeters away, looking at him with his head tilted.

Li Yan: "..." Why are you following me, kid? Didn't you fall asleep? Didn't you sleep like an angel? !Damn it, I should have guessed that the brat was pretending to be asleep just like yesterday!

In fact, when they are at home, most of the time they will take a nap, and there is a period of time when they do not sleep in the middle, or when the little ones are just learning arithmetic problems.

At that time, Li Yan didn't think anything was wrong, he just thought that the child was a little excited when he was playing crazy, but compared with this time when he was learning to write and didn't sleep, he felt that he didn't seem to do things well, and would fall into a subtle anxiety State, eating less and sleeping less.

Xiao Budian didn't pretend to be asleep. He was about to fall asleep in a daze, but he woke up when Li Yan helped him remove his fingers.

But this kid is a villain. As soon as he came back to the cage, he felt how hard his butt was. It didn't seem to be his own soft Simmons mattress. He felt something wrong for a moment. The pictures on the safety posters that the hostess usually showed him were all in his mind. After thinking about it again, I wondered if there was a strange sorghum wearing a mask who took him away from home?

That's why he pretended he didn't wake up and remained motionless. Later, he smelled the same lavender scent on Li Yan's body. He used body wash to confirm the identity of the creature next to him. After a while, he didn't hear any movement. Secretly opened his eyes.

He opened his eyes and remembered that he was in the kindergarten. He looked left and then just in time to see Li Yan sneaking out of the lounge, so he climbed down from the crib and chased after him.

The little guy couldn't understand what Li Yan was doing, but the other party's sneaky actions still made him instinctively feel a rush of adventure, and whispered: "Hungry meow, do you want to pee when you come out?"

After a pause, he added again full of doubts: "But, mom said you can defecate wherever you want?"

Li Yan: "..." He subtly found that this guy was a little cuter when he still couldn't speak a complete sentence.

The little one seemed to see something from his constipated face, and his voice was lowered: "Are you going to do something bad?" His mother told him not to go with Wei Shushu. Could it be that Hungry Miao is going to kidnap the little female cat?

"..." Li Yan looked at the little boy with inexplicable anticipation, and felt a lot of pressure for a moment.

He really felt what it means to "study well for ten years and learn badly for three seconds". How could the brat be so happy when he guessed that he came out to do bad things?

Li Yan looked at the kitchen door, which was close at hand, and hesitated for a while. Although he didn't care about going to the kitchen to steal apples to feed the children, after all, he became a cat. He could hypnotize himself. Doing so in front of the face is simply destroying the innocent heart of a minor.

In particular, the little guy is obviously very good at imitating. If I want to bring him in, and a one and a half year old kid as an accomplice, it will definitely set a new Guinness World Record for the "minimum age of crime".

Although Li Yan is sure that the little one will be extraordinary in the future, he is not happy to see a child raised with one paw become famous in this way.He was still squatting at the door and hesitating, when a man with hands full of water and sleeves rolled up came out.

The other party was wearing a chef's clothes with oil stains. It seemed that he had just washed the dishes. He was in his 20s.

The man stared at them for a few seconds, he didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly realized: "Oh, you are the one... Lu Han, the one who brought the cat to school!"

Li Yan didn't expect that in just two days, the little boy's reputation would spread so far—in fact, he ignored that the combination of a one-and-a-half-year-old child and a fat cat is indeed legendary, and even more so. Not to mention that this kid is suspected to be a little genius with a weird temper, who can verbally calculate two-digit addition and subtraction when other children are still learning numbers.

After the man finished speaking, he felt wrong again: "Isn't it still lunch break time? Why did you come here?" And it doesn't match the rumored style of painting, kid, you shouldn't be so lazy that you can't even fight with your classmates Are you squatting in the corner and planting mushrooms? When did you become a monkey?

The little guy didn't understand what Li Yan was here for, but he saw Li Yan standing on his hind legs, rubbing his front paws on his belly.

This action is barely common to all races. Not only did the other party understand it all at once, but even the little one yelled, "I'm hungry too!"

——Silly boy, aren’t your brother and I just fighting for rations for you?Do you think I'm hungry?Li Yan rolled his eyes at him, then raised his head and looked at the man eagerly.

The other party was amused by him, and thought that these two little things are still very smart, they even know to come to the kitchen to beg for food when they are hungry, and said cheerfully: "What do you want to eat, snacks, chicken legs, fruit?"

Snacks are prepared for the children after the first class in the afternoon, but they cannot be distributed every time, and there will be some left over.In fact, they didn't eat all the lunch at noon, and these staff can handle all these.

What's more, this group of children pay a lot of food expenses every day. Naturally, they are full, and they all come to ask for it. If someone else meets here, they will definitely agree.

What to do, these three items seem to be very attractive, the little one babbled and hesitated for a while: "I want to eat snacks, chicken legs and fruit."

When I’m not hungry, I don’t want to eat chicken legs. When I’m hungry, I feel that chicken legs are so attractive QAQ. Xiao Budian raised his head to see the other party, but he was taken aback by himself. He was afraid that the other party would not agree, so he added: “Thank you uncle.”

Children of this age can't tell the age of others at all. They call boys "Uncle" and girls "Auntie".Xiao BuDian is a bit smart, but also limited, and he will never sweetly call others "brother" to please him.

In fact, he is acting so well now because the other party is about to bring him delicious food, otherwise he would be too lazy to talk to a stranger. Mom said that you can't talk to Wei Shushu.

The other party was surprised, but laughed, and happily brought him two small plates, one with two chicken legs, and the other with pears and two pieces of pink snacks.

The little guy first grabbed a chicken leg and put it close to Li Yan's mouth: "Hungry meow, eat it! Eat it!"

——Good boy, even if my stomach is growling, I know to hold on to your brother first!It's really not in vain to hurt you!Li Yan rubbed his belly, which still had a small drum, hesitated for a moment, and opened his mouth without hesitation to bite down on a large piece of chicken.

——The weight and so on, it really is a little worry of happiness! QQ