You can't afford to be a cat man!

Although there were bumps and bumps along the way, Xiaobudian quickly adapted to life in the kindergarten. Anyway, he basically didn’t communicate with teachers and classmates. He relied on self-study. For him, going to school was a change of place for Li Yan to continue playing. .

In the next three months, he memorized all the words on a box of English cards bought by the hostess—to be precise, he didn’t memorize them. Li Yan never saw him memorize the spelling like many English beginners , This kid usually holds a card and looks at it for a while, then listens to the pronunciation with the learning machine, reads it a few times, and then puts down the card and replaces it with a new one.

Whenever he came home at night, the hostess would test him on the words he had learned during the day, and he could remember them all. After one test, Li Yan poked his paw in disbelief: "Meow Meow?"

——Brother, do you have any secrets, please share them with everyone.Li Yan had a hard time with English in his previous life. He could read and spell, but the meaning of English words did not match that of Chinese. Every time he took an exam, he looked at the words in the test paper, which were very familiar, but he didn’t know what they meant.

The reason why Li Yan finds it so strange is because he knows that Xiaobudian is not a real genius, and he has never reached the point of having a photographic memory. But why does he memorize words so smoothly? Is he born to eat this bowl of rice?

The little guy looked at Hungry Meow's broken expression, and after thinking about it, he understood what he meant, but he didn't say it immediately, but looked around vigilantly.

The hostess also pricked up her ears curiously. Seeing her son's big eyes blinking and staring at her, she sighed helplessly, shook her head, got up and walked out of the small study, and graciously helped to close the eyes. the door.

She couldn't help sighing in her heart that she was a good Chinese mother, so she put her ear on the door and eavesdropped with peace of mind.

The little boy stretched out his chubby fingers to tap Li Yan's forehead, grabbed a card, pointed to the words on it, and explained to Li Yan: "Each letter represents an item. When you look at a word, you can use They come to make up stories. Once the story is made up, the word will be remembered!"

Li Yan: "...=="

He originally thought that he would work hard to learn English after he got tricks out of his mouth when he was a child. Maybe he could become the first cat to pass the eighth grade of professional English. Now it seems...

Hehe, the principle of this method is very simple, but the key point is that it is too difficult to operate in practice. He feels that his IQ is not up to such a foolish thing, and it is more convenient than memorizing the alphabet order honestly.

The little boy couldn't wait for his answer for a long time after he finished speaking, thinking that he was overwhelmed by his own ingenuity, and said triumphantly: "How about it, isn't this method very simple! You can remember it right away!"

——It's a simple ball, I just figured out this method and I can't use it at all, so you just say this, are you here to blackmail me?Li Yan = dish = face twitched him, and rolled his eyes.

The little one didn't expect that not only did he not get the praise, but he was also beaten. He looked at him with his mouth full of grievances, and the little fat finger pointed, and complained: "Hungry meow is bad!"

Li Yan originally wanted to keep rolling his eyes at him, but considering that today is the little one's second birthday, and the oldest birthday star is the oldest, he considerately took his little white eyes back.

He pretended to grab the tail with his paws, twitched his butt lightly, then looked at the little one, and shrugged his shoulders, indicating that we were even.

In fact, the two of them are not even at all. It is obvious that Li Yan is in love with Xiaoguang. The little one is always easy to coax in front of him, so he immediately turned his anger into joy, smiled at him silly, and stretched out his hand to rub his quilt. After being spanked, he leaned over and puffed his cheeks and blew: "It doesn't hurt to be hungry!"

Li Yan jumped down from the table, and the little boy also climbed down from the chair in cooperation. One cat and one person walked towards the stairs, thinking of going to the first floor to eat a delicious birthday cake.

The hostess found a new job two months ago. She is a certified public accountant, which is quite rare in this era. In addition, she also has several years of work experience in state-owned enterprises. In addition, she is already married and pregnant, so there is no need to consider taking maternity leave in the future. trouble, it didn't take much to settle down.

Returning to work means that she is busy. The two adults are away from home all day long. Li Yan waited for a long time but did not hear the news that they brought back the little socks, and was even taken to Alfred's house to meet the boy Nika, the cat, never mentioned bringing it back.

But today is the little one's birthday, even though it's not the weekend, both the hostess and hostess have asked for leave, planning to have fun with their son for a day.It's a pity that the little boy doesn't have a cold at all, and he wakes up early in the morning to go to kindergarten.

In fact, he saw the yellow cake hat held by the hostess trying to put it on his head. He felt ashamed and didn't want to go out for a day wearing such a childish hat.

So he resolutely clamored to go to school, with a serious expression on his face, reasoned with the hostess, and earnestly warned her that her birthday should not hinder her way of studying.

The hostess had a discussion with the hostess, and they were quite touched by the children's affection for the kindergarten. Ordinary children wake up in the morning crying and shouting that they don't want to go to school, and some even pretend to be sick to avoid going to school. Unexpectedly, my children were not interested in the children's playground and hamburgers they promised. I really couldn't bear to hinder his enthusiasm and enthusiasm for learning, so I agreed without saying a word.

The little one had just been picked up from the kindergarten by the two of them. Although he was hungry, he hesitated when he saw Li Yan walking down, and reached out and grabbed his tail: "Hungry meow, there will be something strange today. Are Shushu and Auntie Wei coming?"

He doesn’t really like celebrating birthdays. The hamburger is okay, but the children’s playground is really chilling. The soft inflatable trampoline that makes the soles of your feet tremble and tremble when you step on it, and the squeaky squeaking sound. The rocking car, the kind of spinning plane that rises into the air and keeps spinning in circles, is simply a nightmare.

Xiaobu is timid, he prefers to be down-to-earth, he has no interest in excitement or tension, and he is a little afraid of heights, so he wants to hide when he sees high-altitude events.

He is now somewhat similar to entering the first stage of youth rebellion, in the delicate state of "I am already an adult!", and is committed to making himself appear completely different from his peers. He must be mature, stable, and intelligent. Get on the bottom of the car and run them over.

So what kind of merry-go-round, rocking car, the little ones feel childish when they see them, and they also stay away from them.

Li Yan was slightly taken aback when he heard his question, and immediately understood—the most annoying thing for children in the second stage of Jufan is almost family dinners. It was pinched again, and the one who was too much even came up to kiss.

Li Yan can understand Xiaobudian's pain very well on this point. Whenever guests come to the house, he and Xiaobudian, the two creatures that the hostess must show off, will be dressed up and carried to the living room. Hand passed to another hand, miserable.

After thinking for a while, he raised his paws and made a "shush" gesture to the little one, and went down to the second floor lightly. He stretched his neck out from the stairway and looked out, just in time to hear the doorbell ringing, and a A familiar voice sounded: "Cissy, it's me, here to give my godson a birthday present!"

This is one of the best friends of the hostess, who once rubbed him with Lushan's claw until more than a dozen hairs fell out, Li Yan shuddered, turned around and ran back to the attic without saying a word, and ran upstairs with his little head .

While running for his life, he did not forget to give the little one a thumbs-up to show his appreciation. I have to say that this kid is smart, and he knows how to find out the truth one step ahead. If they really went on foolishly, it would probably be too late to escape now.

The little guy also heard the sound of the door, but he didn't recognize which godmother it was—in fact, he didn't even know how many godmothers he had. It seemed that a woman who came out of the family called him "godson" , so that he once thought that his real name was "Lu Xingyuan", and his nickname was "Godson".

He blinked his eyes, and at the critical moment, he didn't forget to gossip and chat: "Which godmother?"

Li Yan thought for a while, put his two front paws on his ears, and bared his two front teeth.

—Oh, it turned out to be the one with the rabbit face.Xiao BuDian suddenly realized, stopped talking, and only wanted to run away.

The hostess rushed to open the door and invited the man in. The two women chatted and laughed for a long time, from the stock market to BB cream, the other party remembered why he came here, looked around and asked: "Hey, today's Where is Xiaoshouxing?"

The hostess pointed to the attic, with an indescribable pride and pretended modesty on her face: "Hey, I'm reciting English words, and I can't even scream."

For ordinary people who became parents, showing off their children became instinctive, and she was no exception to be able to improve her proficiency to a high level in just a few years.

The other party suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "I know Xingyuan is smart, let's go up and have a look?" Everyone said that this family hired a cat as a teacher, and she just wanted to see it.

The two came to the door of the small attic, and when they heard the little boy shouting "pineapple, PINE..." at the top of their voices, they stopped in their tracks: "Baby is studying, I won't bother him, let's go down and talk."

This shows that at least until dinner, they will not be treated inhumanely. Li Yan, who listened with ears pricked up in the room, heaved a sigh of relief. That's it.

The little boy nodded vigorously, and continued to shout at the top of his voice, while laughing foolishly at Li Yan while shouting.