You can't afford to be a cat man!

Teacher Xiao Zhang teaches painting, and he was overjoyed when he saw this, thinking that he finally had something Zhang could read, not to mention that the child changed for a day, so he deserves to be praised for his perseverance.

Every week, every class can recommend the five best paintings they drew to hang in the corridor for exhibition. Teacher Xiao Zhang thought that he could definitely order a place for the little one, and also stimulate the enthusiasm of the children.

Xiao Budian was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No, I gave the painting to Hungry Meow yesterday."

Teacher Xiao Zhang looked at the cat squatting at his feet, and Li Yan nodded to her with certainty, expressing that his child was telling the truth.

Look at you, the organization is going to praise you, but you don't even know how to cooperate.Teacher Xiao Zhang thought for a while, then continued to smile and said: "Then teacher, can you borrow it for a day first, and then the teacher will send it back to you after the exhibition is over?"

She paused and stepped up the temptation: "Xingyuan's little gloves are so cute, you want all your classmates to see them too, right?"

If it were for ordinary children, Mr. Zhang would never speak so smoothly, at least the word "knowledge" cannot be said, and it is difficult for children to understand.

But it's no problem at all for Lu Xingyuan. Although this kid doesn't like to talk very much, his language expression ability and cognitive ability are comparable to those of five or six-year-old children.

——What do you know, what should I do if they all come to me to snatch the hungry meow?Not only was Xiao BuDian not tempted at all, but she glanced at her vigilantly, feeling that there was a conspiracy in it, and found a reason to refuse: "But the exhibition is going to put tape on the painting, it doesn't look good."

Teacher Xiao Zhang was confused by his vigilant little eyes, she shed two crocodile tears silently in his heart, and said with a smile on his face, "Okay then."

——Hey, she wants to apply for a salary increase. This child is too difficult to deal with. I really want to show you to stimulate your interest in painting. Teacher halo! QAQ Huh, every bad guy never says he is a bad guy.Xiao BuDian gave her a perfunctory smile, and after Teacher Xiao Zhang left, he knelt down and whispered to Li Yan: "Hungry meow, you hide the painting well, I think the teacher has a conspiracy, be careful that she is not good for us."

This is the sequelae of watching CCTV's new popular spy movie with his parents at night. He looks at everything with suspicion, thinking that Mr. Zhang has either defected to the enemy, or has a reason to be held by the enemy. Threatening her to do bad things.

Even the phone call he said was made by members of the underground G Party and intelligence personnel, basically verbatim—in fact, after he memorized his lines, he wanted to say it for a long time. It was a good opportunity - it was really cool and stylish!

After Xiaobudian finished speaking, he saw the little girl standing in front of him who seemed to have heard the movement and looked over in surprise, and immediately greeted him with a nonchalant expression: "Hi~"

The little girl hadn't spoken a word to him for half a semester, and she was flattered by such a greeting, and immediately forgot the few words she heard just now—it happened that she really couldn't understand—to The little one smiled sweetly: "Hello!"

She felt that she had found a new friend, and she was very interested in continuing the conversation, but it was a pity that Xiao Budian turned her body coldly and turned her butt towards her.The little girl made herself feel bored, so she had to stand alone in a daze and wait for her to be queued.

Seeing that her attention had shifted, Xiao Budian leaned close to Li Yan's ear and said in a softer voice than before: "She heard it, should we kill her to silence her?"

While talking, he raised his chubby hand and put it across his neck, his big eyes were wide open, and he tried to put on a ferocious expression.

"..." Li Yan looked at him with a complicated expression for a long time - he finally understood why every time he put on a similar ferocious expression, he would be misunderstood by the host as constipation.

——You can tell by looking at the little ones, this expression really, really looks like constipation.Li Yan sincerely reflected for a second because he had slandered the male protagonist countless times for his lack of eyesight.

He is really thinking now that it is time to remind the hostess and hostess that their son does have some abnormal tendencies, so he should hurry up and find a doctor for a comprehensive examination while he is still young, and he might not be able to come back. When you get older, the three views have been completely fixed, and it will be over if you want to cure it.

In fact, when Li Yan made his debut at the age of twelve or thirteen, there was a period of time when he thought that everyone in the world was his enemy, and he especially liked to imitate the lines and actions in TV dramas, always feeling that he was hopelessly handsome.

But the symptoms of Xiao Budian appeared a little early. After thinking about it, Li Yan felt that the TV dramas watched by the two adults in the family must be too cruel, and tearing devils with hands is really not conducive to the healthy development of teenagers' physical and mental health.

When I came home from school that day, after dinner, the hostess happily poured out a large bucket of freshly popped popcorn from the machine, carried her to the sofa and sat down, picked up the remote control to turn on the TV.

She now has time to watch TV at night. The TV station has not changed for a long time, and she just watches that TV series. When she first turns it on, she doesn't need to tune the channel. It is directly the scene of the army fighting on the battlefield with guns.

The little one sat down in a corner away from her with a square sofa cushion, showing a very interested expression.

Yesterday, this TV series happened to be at a critical moment when the spy was about to be discovered by the enemy. To be honest, watching spy war movies more or less requires a bit of brains to be able to understand the plot smoothly.

The relationship between the characters is too complicated, he didn't really understand it, he could only guess roughly, and vaguely know what happened, but it didn't prevent him from watching it with gusto.

——Besides, he didn't read this for the purpose of learning some thick and dark things, but more because he wanted to hear more pretentious lines and keep them firmly in his mind, so that he can use them when the second stroke occurs in the future. Open your mouth and come.

The one big and one small were waiting for the wonderful plot to unfold. Li Yan jumped onto the sofa with a blank expression, grabbed the remote control from the hostess, and changed the channel without saying anything.

It is said that children's cognition of the outside world is formed through osmosis. Li Yan secretly blamed himself for not thinking of this earlier, and by the way, gave the hostess who spoiled the children a look.

He chose the program for a long time with a cold face, and finally found the children's channel, and found that it happened to be "Tom and Jerry".Li Yan's eyes lit up. This cartoon is definitely a classic. Even if he watches it again at his age, it is still interesting.

The hostess was wondering why he changed the channel when he was so good, but after seeing this cartoon, she didn't pursue it any further, and said, "Remember to remind me tomorrow that I have to watch the rerun when I have lunch." There is a chain of links, and if there are several episodes in the middle that are not coherent, it will be too tortured.

The Tom cat on the TV kept killing, the hostess "hahaha", Li Yan "meow meow", each person and the cat couldn't help laughing.

After the short episode ended, Li Yan remembered that he didn't seem to hear the laughter next to him. He turned his head to look, only to find that Xiao BuDian seemed to have seen the funny cartoon as an ethical film, and his face was flushed. The little fist was also clenched tightly, looking like he was holding his breath.

Li Yan looked at him rather puzzled, and poked him with his paw: "Cat whining~" What made you so angry?

"The mouse is bad!" Xiao Budian waved his fist vigorously, filled with righteous indignation, "Bully Meow! Hit him, hit him!"

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that if he stood in a neutral position, he would just watch the excitement, of course he would find it funny, but the little one obviously brought Tom's perspective from the very beginning, watching him being beaten by the little mouse Jerry was bullied, so he naturally felt aggrieved.

Silly boy, why do you say you are doing this, it is meaningless to be serious, we are not angry, we are not angry.Li Yan hastily touched his small chest, which was constantly heaving with anger, with his paw, and signaled the hostess to quickly change the channel with the remote control.

The local children's TV show "Pokemon", the Rockets chanted "What a disgusting feeling", turned into three shooting stars in the sky, and the cat elf Meow was caught between two funny teammates In the meantime, the screams were extremely tragic.

The hostess took a peek at her son's gloomy face, and hurriedly continued to change channels. This time, she finally found "Doraemon", watching Doraemon who was spanking and chatting with Nobita and often took out magical props from his pocket. Laameng, Xiaobudian became a little happy, hugging Li Yan proudly said: "Hungry Meow is stronger than him!"

This is really incomparable, Li Yan shook his head modestly, expressing that he really doesn't have such a great ability, if he had a treasure bag, he wouldn't be tossing around in a cat's shell.

The little guy reached out to touch his belly, but he didn't feel the treasure bag like Doraemon, but he touched the soft fat, so he rubbed it, and said seriously: "Knowledge is power, hungry Meow has a good brain."

Li Yan shook his head again, pointed to Nobita on TV, and moved his left paw to a low height, then pointed to Xiao Budian, and placed his right paw to a position above the left paw.

——If there is one thing he is better than Doraemon, it is that the little boy he taught is obviously better than Nobita. At least the little boy is not afraid of being bullied by Fat Tiger. Kindergarten children are a little afraid of him.

The little boy was elated watching him do this action, and the unhappiness of watching two cartoons that he regarded as "bullying hungry cats" disappeared in an instant. stop.