You can't afford to be a cat man!

Not long after Li Yan finished putting together the little building blocks, the two-hour time limit passed. Teacher Xiao Zhang appeared at the door with a smile. She thought she would see a group of children happily comparing each other with cute building blocks In fact, what she faced was a group of crying dolls with their mouths wide open.

There was something really wrong with this rhythm, she froze for a moment, picked up a little girl who was crying the most, and asked softly: "Baby, what's the matter, why are you crying, can you tell Teacher Xiao Zhang?"

The little girl was the one who was sitting at the same table with Zhang Le. She was crying with tears in her eyes. She timidly pressed her ear to her ear and said softly, "Mr. Zhang, Lu Xingyuan is crazy!" !"

"..." Teacher Xiao Zhang heheed twice, turned to look at the little one sitting in the corner - the latter was rolling around on the floor with a mushroom stool in his arms, hahaha laughing - the corner of his mouth twitched, and coaxed, "It's okay Son, ah, Xingyuan is just too happy, the teacher will go and talk about him."

After finally coaxing a group of crying little ancestors to stop their tears, Mr. Zhang took a deep breath to calm himself down, and then walked over there, stopped the little one of the COS roller and helped him sit. good.

She still wanted to sort out her wording and ask the little one what was going on, but the other party had already happily showed her off: "Hungry meow made me!"

Teacher Xiao Zhang was really surprised, and looked carefully at the Lego block. It has a nose and eyes—and because Li Yan used the face of a beautiful girl, the eyes are still big, which looks pretty—the shape is similar to that of a human, even if Change it to a seven or eight-year-old child, and follow the little ones as a template, and at most it will be like this.

Isn't it said that a cat's intelligence is equivalent to that of a three- to five-year-old child? This cat is indeed smarter than its kind.Teacher Xiao Zhang touched the little boy's head, and then wanted to touch Li Yan's head, and praised: "Xingyuan, your cat is really amazing!"

A child who is smart and difficult to coax like Xiao Budian needs special dealing skills. She actually discovered it a long time ago. Complimenting him is easy to make people think that you treat him like a child, but if you praise his cat, every time He hit the dart every time and never missed it.

Especially if you praise yourself, he will humbly say "I am not so good, thank you teacher" according to the etiquette. If you praise his cat, he will always say "yes, hungry cat is the best/powerful/smart / Awesome".

Sure enough, this time was no exception, the little one had prickly eyes, and said with a smile, "Yes, Hungry Meow is the most~ the most powerful!"

He was so excited that he spit out his saliva. Teacher Xiao Zhang couldn't laugh or cry, coaxed a few words, called the students together, and announced: "Congratulations to all the students who completed the building blocks on time, and you can all take them home to give to Dad." Mommy."

She even specially smiled and told the little one: "You can take two back."

But she still has to record which building blocks have been taken away, and count the survivors to see if the numbers match.For example, if the little cat puts together a set and can take it away, it is enough to report it. The school is rich and powerful and doesn't care about a set of building blocks, but the school also needs standardized management, and the teaching supplies must be cleaned up.

After checking, she found out that something was wrong. There were [-] children in this class, and [-] sets of building blocks were missing, but only [-] children came to register for her with toys.

Teacher Xiao Zhang counted the children in the classroom again, checked the list again, and asked, "Has anyone seen Zhang Le?"

The children looked at each other, and one of them said, "Li Huanhuan is sitting with him!"

Li Huanhuan—the little girl with braids pointing to the little one: "He scared Lele away!"

A child of this age can't hide his words, so he speaks out naturally when he hears the teacher's question, and there is no such thing as a cheap mouth.

The little one blinked his eyes for a long time with his fingers in his mouth, and said blankly: "I saw Lele running out, but I wasn't scared?"

He really didn't understand what happened, he just said a few words, and the other party ran away in a shit, making it seem like he really bullied him?

The secondary radar in the little guy's mind immediately "buzzed" and he used his own experience of watching Korean dramas with his old mother, plus a series of brain supplements, and felt that he must have encountered the legendary white lotus.

[-]. The other party seems to have been hurt a lot without doing anything.

[-]. Out of nowhere, I ran out crying.

[-]. Everyone thinks you bullied him.

Each of these three items can be perfectly matched with Zhang Le. Xiao Budian curled his lips in disdain. He was not excited or angry that he could meet the divine beast White Lotus. He calmly gave Zhang Le a slap in his heart. Cross, decide to stay away from the other party in the future.

According to what the hostess muttered out of righteous indignation while watching TV, Xiaobudian felt that Bai Lianhua needed someone to play a vicious supporting role to provide him with experience points for upgrading, and it was obvious that as long as he did not cooperate, the other party would not be able to use him to act.

Xiao BuDian was very involved in thinking, but Teacher Xiao Zhang became anxious all of a sudden, especially after asking that Zhang Le ran out a long time ago (the child couldn't tell the exact time), and hurried out to find someone.

About 10 minutes later, Mr. Zhang came back holding Zhang Le helplessly. Li Yan saw that Zhang Le was sleeping soundly with the ugly yellow and black rabbit in his arms. A glistening stream of saliva.

Li Yan went over to smell it, and found a strong smell of toilet cleaner on the other party's body, and his expression became a little subtle for a while.

——Is this kid hiding in the toilet and falling asleep?Kindergarten toilets are small cubicles with doors blocking them, but because the toilets are not clean, they are squatting pits - this guy either fell asleep standing on the edge of the squat pit, or lying on the floor of the toilet Fell asleep.

No matter how you think about it, it feels a bit strange. Li Yan's expression was a little subtle for a while, he looked at Zhang Le a few more times, and then poked Teacher Xiao Zhang: "Meow?"

Teacher Xiao Zhang nodded solemnly: "Shh, don't tell other people, I'm worried that if they know about it, they will give Lele the nickname 'Poop Demon King'."

"..." Li Yan felt that if she didn't talk about the devil, other children might not have thought of this—and as a cat, he wanted to say to others with a gossip, "Hey, I told you You, Zhang Le, is a man who can sleep with the toilet in his arms." It seems a little difficult.

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Many people feel that the holidays go by so quickly. In fact, school time goes by too quickly. Half a semester has passed in a blink of an eye, and it’s time to prepare for the final exam.

However, the kindergarten exams are just child's play. Although the test papers are distributed in a row, the exam questions are not difficult at all. Except for arithmetic questions, dictation and English, they are similar to the usual activities in class.

The little boy was not interested in painting, vocal music, or broadcasting exercises at all. He just drew a stick figure, howled twice, waved his arms and moved his legs, and it was over.

He is an ambitious person, and he doesn't care about the exams that don't have standard answers at all. He has worked hard to get full marks in the subjects that have formal test questions.

Two weeks before the final exam, when other children were immersed in the joy of having a holiday soon, the little one was holding a junior high school English dictionary in his arms and reciting.

Zhang Le, who was sitting on the table next to him, heard his chattering birdsong, and looked this way several times curiously. He didn't have the guts to disturb the little one, so he secretly took out a small bag of dried fish from his pocket, and waved at Li Yan: "Meow~meow~"

Zhang Le originally thought that his voice was already low enough. With so many people talking around him, the little chubby who was concentrating on talking nonsense should not be able to hear him.

But who made the little one naturally sensitive to meowing, he raised his head for a moment, looked at him and the dried fish in his hand with hostile eyes: "What are you doing?"

——I don’t want to do anything, I’m not being mean, I want to ask your cat what are you doing?For a moment Zhang Le had the urge to burst into tears again. Last time he cried for a long time while hugging the toilet, he fell asleep when he was so tired, and had diarrhea when he got home.

Zhang Le realized that he also hated himself for being cheap, raised his hand and slapped himself twice, and said with a dry smile, "No, it's nothing, I just suddenly want to learn how to meow..."

The little guy looked at him with more scrutiny and guard - there is no mistake, this is really the legendary white lotus behavior, he beat himself whenever I talked to him, to let outsiders see it, of course Will think I bullied him.

——And this kid just wanted to lure his hungry cat while he was not paying attention, the little one frowned, and sneered: "My hungry cat eats beef brains, lamb tenderloin, and arctic shrimp at home. He doesn't like fish. Even if you eat it, you only eat steamed grouper."

He wanted to warn the other party, don't think that you can lure the hungry meow with just some dried fish bought from the canteen in the kindergarten. My cat won't eat such cheap crap.

Xiaobudian has specially studied Li Yan's recipes. He may not know what he usually eats, but he has written down all the things Li Yan likes to eat.

——Brother, I really don’t understand what you are talking about!Zhang Le hated himself even more for being cheap, and smashed his face on the table a few times with a blank expression, then nodded as if nothing had happened: "Ah, ah..."

In fact, he greeted this magical creature intentionally to get close. During Zhang Le's final exam, he was sitting next to the little one. Although he didn't want to do something as advanced as copying questions with the thighs of a schoolmaster, he just wanted to build a good relationship with the other party. , Let the other party not scare him to tears during the exam.

It's a pity that as soon as the other party opens his mouth, he regrets what he did to strike up a conversation. It's simply masochistic.Zhang Le couldn't hold back and slapped himself twice as a warning to remember this lesson, he gave a dry laugh, turned his head and buried himself in the comic book.