This must not be written by me

As the saying goes, when the moon is dark and the wind is high, when Feng Lang and Yun Shu are having an affair... I'm sorry, this last sentence was added by the author, but it just explains Lin Chenchu's embarrassing situation at this moment and the sad reminder of wanting to kill someone Feeling.

Not to mention the decoration of this inn, the hardware alone is enough for the Quality Supervision Bureau to seize it ten times or eight times. Of course, the premise is that there is such a department in this world.Sitting in my room, next door to a pair of mandarin ducks hunting wild food, the sound of ecstasy is almost shocking, but no one cares about it.That's right, bad guys and good things have sons, but if there is no little jj...

Leaving aside the matter of the wild mandarin ducks next door, what Lin Chenchu ​​most wants to complain about is Zhong Panji.He has seen people who like promiscuous sex after drinking, people who turn into a maniac who steals kisses, people who beat people and swear, who can't stop talking silly jokes, but he has never seen a big man like him after drinking. Acting like a baby! !

"Xiaochen...hug..." Zhong Panji buried his head in Lin Chenchu's neck seemingly infinitely wronged, dawdling, hanging on him, refusing to move, breathing with the smell of alcohol The blow made his scalp numb.

Lin Chenchu ​​sternly pushed him: "Don't make trouble, go take a shower quickly! Otherwise, I'll throw you out immediately."

"Don't...hug." A certain person refused, and his hands were wrapped around him like a safety belt. A strong one, like a little daughter-in-law about to be abandoned by her husband, rubbed her hands into Lin Chenchu. In the warm embrace, he snorted comfortably as he touched the smooth skin.

"..." I hug you big-headed ghost!Where are the claws going, you fag.

While cursing all kinds of abnormal Zhong Panji, Lin Chenchu ​​threw him on the bed from behind.

He just felt dizzy, and when he realized it again, he had already been thrown on the bed by him. He opened his eyes in a daze, curled his lips, stretched out his finger and poked Lin Chenchu's stomach, and said, "Xiao Chen, Don't you want me? Do you hate me, sorry..."

Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't help laughing at his poking, and was confused by his illogical words. He didn't think much about it, just thought he was drinking too much and playing crazy.Slapping his hand away, smelling the smell of alcohol all over his body, he frowned and said: "Damn it, how much wine did you drink! How did you get so drunk?"

Zhong Panji was slapped away, still unwilling to reconcile, until he wrapped himself around his thigh slowly, and then said with satisfaction: "Hi, it's only half a pot."

Lin Chenchu ​​blushed: "You're lying! When I saw you, you were soaking in a wine tank. What is this? Are you making tiger bone wine?"

Zhong Panji shook his head in disbelief, and responded to Lin Chenchu ​​with another belch:

"Hiccup~"

Lin Chenchu ​​unbuttoned his coat, and by the way, accidentally took off Zhong Panji who was drunk. He glanced at Zhong Panji's little friend with disdain, and snorted coldly: "Cut, sir!" So what if you get older? Young master is a potential stock, do you believe it when you are older than you at your age?"

Let's not mention this kind of self-deception.

The alcohol on Zhong Panji's body had already dried up long ago, but the residual alcohol smell was very strong. It seemed that he couldn't do without taking a bath.Fortunately, when the storekeeper saw that the person staying in the store was a drunk, he thoughtfully prepared a bucket of hot water and put it in a corner not far from the bed.

Lin Chenchu ​​resigned himself to helping Zhong Panji, walked to the tub with difficulty, and then turned around and threw the steaming tub like trash, ready to happily end the battle.

But Dao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall. Even when he was drunk, Zhong Panji reacted much better than Lin Chenchu. When he was thrown away by Lin Chen, he almost instinctively turned to grab him collar, and then resolutely pulled the other party... into the water with the attitude of living together and dying together.

There was only a "splash", and water splashed everywhere in the room. Both Lin Chenchu ​​and Zhong Panji fell into the water, their faces covered with blue silk, and their clothes were completely wet. The only sound in the room was Zhong Panji's triumphant laughter like a mentally handicapped boy.Lin Chenchu ​​was silent, all he wanted was to push the [-] on the opposite side into the water and give him a good beating.But just as he was about to raise his hand, someone hugged him tightly.

Zhong Panji murmured like he was scared: "Don't leave me, okay? Don't leave me alone."

Lin Chen didn't know that a big man could be so sticky when he first came here. Zhong Panji seemed to be about to collapse at any time. He held on to him tightly and refused to let go. No matter how windy you are, I will stand still.

There was no way, the clothes on his body were already soaked, and the heavy and complicated clothes made him breathless. Lin Chenchu ​​mourned for his miserable situation for 3 minutes, and took off all the wet clothes on his body.

Now, the two pure men are facing each other naked at close range. In fact, they also look like this when they take a bath together on weekdays, but Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't help being a little embarrassed by the too close distance and the ambiguous noise from the next door.Zhong Panji didn't care, because he drank too much, and his face was thicker than Lin Chenchu, who was comparable to a city wall.

As if to divert attention, Lin Chenchu, with a reverent and noble attitude, used the pure matter of giving Zhong Panji a bath as a cover, and asked with an extremely impure purpose: "Why did you drink so much wine today?"

Zhong Panji's hands that hugged him suddenly tightened, rubbing his face buried in his neck, as if he had absorbed enough heat, he said in a muffled voice: "...He Fengxin."

Lin Chenchu ​​knew it was bad when he heard this. First love is always the deepest pain in a man's heart.He coughed dryly, and asked tentatively, "What's wrong with He Fengxin?"

Zhong Panji was silent for a long time, just when Lin Chenchu ​​thought he would not continue, he spoke:

"She said that the reason why he treats me well is because she pities me."

Zhong Panji was really drunk, otherwise he would never have said such words so easily.Lin Chenchu ​​knew very well how much He Fengxin's words had hurt Zhong Panji. He regarded her as a treasure, but in the end he only got back her pity.

Immediately, Lin Chenchu ​​became angry. He remembered the encounter in another world. There used to be people who used the name of sympathy for him. He didn't know whether it was hypocrisy or real charity to give him care.Just thinking about it now makes me feel disgusted and disgusted from the bottom of my heart.

There is nothing wrong with sympathizing with others, but why talk about it and sprinkle salt on other people's wounds!After all, the other party did not ask you to give him alms and care, you broke into other people's lonely life on your own initiative, and when you made the other party feel that everything is extremely beautiful, you ruthlessly dropped a sentence: I am because you are pitiful...

This kind of behavior of holding people up to the clouds and then falling down hard is no different from those guys with bad intentions, or even worse.Like is like, hate is hate, what is pity?Push yourself or hurt others?

As a fearless person, a pure person, a person who has escaped from vulgar interests, of course Lin Chenchu ​​would not be affectionate to Zhong Panji, and expressed his condolences to the pity of the two of them.He just hugged the other person's shoulder lightly, and said slowly: "Dude, the third gun is coming next door, are we coming out?"

Finally, when the gongs and drums were beating and the eggs were hurting, and the shit came out, he finally cleaned up the dead man Zhong Panji and threw it on the bed. Both of them had no clothes to wear, and Lin Chenchu ​​rolled onto the bed walking all the way. , quickly covered the quilt.

Sure enough, in the next second a bare chest was pressed against him, Zhong Panji's face was flushed unnaturally, and he rubbed against his hair, in line with the principle of making a fortune with a silent voice, he moved neatly Occupying a favorable terrain, he quickly circled Lin Chenchu ​​under him.

Before Lin Chenchu ​​could react, he was firmly pressed down by someone. Although the two had similar cultivation levels, one was a slender 16-year-old boy, and the other was a little calf. Zhong Panji looked quite thin , but in fact it was not like this, his body muscles were well-proportioned and elastic, and the strength he erupted in an instant was not to be underestimated.

Lin Chenchu ​​was amazed, and pushed him with all his strength, trying to push him off his body, but the tearful result was that he didn't even move

Zhong Pan was drunk and dazed, he greedily took a breath of the warm breath from Lin Chenchu's body, inexplicably, he just felt that if he didn't do something outrageous at this moment, he would be sorry for the atmosphere at this moment.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but gently kissed the side of his neck.

Realizing what the beast lying on his body had done, Lin Chenchu ​​felt as if he had been struck by the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder. The place he had kissed was numb, and he felt a layer of goosebumps all over his body instantly.

In the panic, his nearly dead brain finally came up with two countermeasures: first, back away from Zhong Panji.Second, pretend not to notice.

But in an instant he found that no matter which one he chose, Zhong Panji could easily resolve it as long as he stalked him with a stern face!For a moment, he was completely at a loss as to what to do, and he looked forward to a familiar voice suddenly appearing next to his ear: You have three choices, [-], choose to call for help, [-], ask the audience for help, [-], let me remove a mistake option...

At this moment, I don’t know if it’s because the noise from the next door was too loud, or because he was getting hot from drinking the “tiger bone wine”, or because of some other reason, Zhong Panji quietly raised his head somewhere...

When Lin Chenchu ​​was still engrossed in the last question, a certain animal whose thinking part had been transferred to the lower body quietly started to move.Almost instantly, Lin Chenchu ​​only felt itchy on his smooth thighs, and a fluffy thing that could not be called hard or soft was rubbing over, rubbing past...

If you meet a female classmate, a handsome guy lies on top of you, rubbing against you with shameless parts with a flushed face, maybe you will half push and half agree, so it is said that the guy who has not succeeded in hugging the girl to the bed , you can only blame yourself for not looking good.Keke, digressed.

If this kind of behavior comes across a woman, it's naked harassment, but if it's a man, it can't be too hypocritical.Lin Chenchu ​​pushed Zhong Panji with embarrassment, and asked stammeringly, "Well...are you uncomfortable?"

Zhong Panji hummed, his breathing gradually became heavy, and puffs of hot air passed his cheeks, he turned his head awkwardly, and stretched out his right hand: "In this case, don't use other people's thighs, use this."

Zhong Panji looked at Lin Chenchu's evenly white hand with misty eyes, nodded half-understood, then decisively grabbed his hand, and placed it on his little friend's head.

Immediately under his soft snort, Lin Chenchu ​​successfully blew his hair, and shouted with a flushed face: "Ah! I asked you to use your own hands, not mine! The man has reached the age of long hair , If you encounter any problem, you should solve it by yourself!!"

It has to be said that after a series of growls, it successfully stopped... the groaning sound from the next door, not long after, a chuckling female voice came out: "...so cute."

"Cute egg!"

Zhong Panji stared at Lin Chenchu's side face dimly. He only felt that when this person was angry, his amber eyes were very beautiful, like gems that would glow at night.Looking down, Lin Chenchu's lips were slightly parted because of the roar just now, and his white teeth looked even more radiant under the candlelight in the room. Under the white teeth was a tongue that looked extraordinarily soft...

Lin Chenchu ​​was about to continue complaining, when suddenly his eyes went dark, and he stared blankly at the handsome face that was rapidly zooming in front of him, and those amber eyes that were out of focus.He only felt that his mouth was sucked gently by another pair of lips, and then a slightly cool tongue took advantage of the gap and gently scratched his palate. He had no choice but to use his tongue like a conditioned reflex. Licking it up, it unexpectedly met Zhong Panji's tongue where he had been long ago.

Zhong Panji looked at Lin Chenchu's stupid look, only thought it was fun, smiled lightly, closed his eyes tightly, and poked lightly under his body, the arrogant little Zhong Panji saw Xiao Lin Chenchu, who was aggrieved and sleeping in the nest, immediately bumped into him provocatively.

Lin Chenchu ​​saw that the beautiful light-colored eyes in front of him were closed, and the slender eyelashes slid across his cheeks. The brain with only a 25omb cache was completely frozen, and only one sentence was left floating in his head: This must not be what I wrote. It must not be the protagonist I wrote.This must not be my article, this...

Lin Chenchu's little friend was hit by a strange object, and woke up leisurely. Seeing that it was an enthusiastic companion, he immediately shrank back into the nest in disgust.Zhong Panji chuckled, let go of Lin Chenchu's mouth, and whispered in his ear: "Lin Xiaoniao..."

Lin Chenchu ​​woke up suddenly, and while resisting, he retorted habitually: "You damn Zhong Dameow! You are the little bird!" But when he heard the next three words from Zhong Panji, he instantly She calmed down, and couldn't bear to push him away anymore.These three words are——

"Don't leave me..." (Hey? Wait! Isn't that four words! Author, what are you talking about?)

Zhong Panji felt a burning pain in his heart, as if he had foreseen the near future through the present Lin Chenchu, the heartbreaking eyes he looked at himself.As if by accident, he thought of what the Great Elder had done to Zhou Qiming, and Zhou Qiming's forbidden love for the Great Elder.

There is a voice in his ear bewitching him: as long as he does this, Lin Chenchu ​​will never leave him again, no matter what he does, he will eventually return to his side, as long as...

Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly felt that there was something wrong with Zhong Panji's eyes, but before he could realize what the eyes meant, Zhong Panji moved his legs neatly and wrapped them around his waist, and then...

"Ah... um..." A pair of slightly cool lips suppressed his screams in time, followed by bursts of irresistible aggression- Lin Chenchu ​​felt that the sky was about to fall!Who taught him that the pure male protagonist is going to attack there when he sleeps with a man!

The night is as cool as water, remembering the past, rumors of regret, nowhere to find someone to talk to.A song of Yingge, the shadows are messy, the stars and the moon are full of dust, only Chunmeng is gone without a trace.