This must not be written by me

Lin Chenchu ​​囧囧 followed Zhong Panji down the deep pit, looking at Zhong Panji's footsteps, he had the urge to run away while he was not paying attention.He knew where to find Zheng Xiafu, but he didn't dare to make too much of himself. Zheng Xiafu's medical skills are indeed very good, but no one knows what variables will appear in this urine-like world.Thinking of the unknown medicine that Zhong Panji forcibly fed him, Lin Chenchu ​​still swallowed his saliva and followed.

Zhong Panji had already reached the bottom of the valley with one step, but he was not afraid that Lin Chenchu ​​would not come down, so he sat leisurely on the small rocks and waited for him.

When Lin Chenchu ​​saw Zhong Panji's leisurely and contented appearance from afar, he couldn't get angry, and he didn't know why Zhong Panji poked his anger, but he just saw that he was upset.

He lowered his head and cursed: "There are three kinds of people in the world: one is the person whose conscience has been eaten by dogs, the second is the person whose conscience has not been eaten by dogs, and the third is the person whose conscience has not even been eaten by dogs. Labor and capital have taken care of you for so many years, you A white-eyed wolf even fed me poison, I really don’t know if I’m going to die and fall down and kill myself, will you come and take a look at me.”

As the saying goes, don't talk about ghosts when walking at night, and don't lift your legs when going down the mountain.

When Zhong Panji saw Lin Chenchu ​​come down from afar, he felt a little more settled, but before he was fully settled, he saw that even his own little bird rolled down the mountain like a chicken with a broken leg.The corners of Zhong Panjixin's mouth twitched, and three black lines slid down from the corner of his forehead. He rushed over dumbfounded, raised his face and gnawed on the ground, Lin Chenchu: "What kind of skills are you practicing? It's the first time I've seen the truth of cultivation People go down the mountain by rolling."

Lin Chenchu ​​raised his head in pain, looked at Zhong Panji with hatred, felt his nose itch, lowered his head and wiped it, looked at it, and put his hand on Zhong Panji's face indifferently, as gently as stroking a lover's cheek... He had a nosebleed.

Zhong Panji: ...

Zhong Panji took out a white handkerchief from the bracelet, wiped his face, and calmly pinched Lin Chenchu's nose.

"Fuck! Murder... My nose is broken, broken, broken!"

Zhong Panji kept smiling: "Don't worry, you won't die if your nose is broken. Of course, if you still want to roll around here, I might poke your nostrils and drag you down the mountain. Besides, virgins don't say 'Fuck', if you can't fulfill your promise, you will be laughed at."

Lin Chenchu: ...

"Don't use your eyes to ask me how I saw it. This thing is the same size as yours. Only you know... There are people who have passed it."

Lin Chenchu: ...he must have noticed, what must be!

With tears streaming down his face, Lin Chenchu ​​clutched his wounded heart and his fragile heart, and warned himself deeply: Don't be like a slut, because you can't compare to him; I don't know how good he is...

Zhong Panji shook his head and smiled, helped Lin Chenchu ​​up, put him on a flat stone and sat down, and thoughtfully gifted Lin Chenchu ​​with a stack of his dad's white handkerchief for him to wipe his face.After a few simple instructions, he left alone to look for those two people.

While using his handkerchief, Lin Chenchu ​​secretly scolded him for being a sissy, and secretly ate the sissy to refine a panacea to replenish spiritual power, and only then did he have the spiritual power to stop the blood.The spiritual power surged rapidly, and it operated according to the original "Burning Sun Truth", and soon stopped the blood. Lin Chenchu ​​was slightly relieved, and took out a new handkerchief to wipe the blood on his face.

Suddenly, he looked bitter, and felt a cramping pain in his lower abdomen, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.Half of Zhou Tian's spiritual power was finally transported to the lower dantian and got stuck there. Lin Chenchu ​​quickly jumped off the rock and squatted on the ground, trying his best to relieve the labor pain, while slowly diverting the spiritual power away.

Moxiu runs Daoxiu's skills, either he is insane, or he is unable to move an inch. If he is forced to drive, there are no more than two results: braids and legs.But this kind of situation will never happen, because usually the two most important conditions for turning a Taoist cultivator into a demonic cultivator are, first, the state of mind.Second, exercises.That is to say, if Taoist cultivators want to become demonic cultivators, apart from extremely negative emotions, there are also the formulas of authentic demonic cultivating exercises, which are indispensable.

But this is also the thing that Lin Chenchu ​​doesn't understand the most.

It is definitely not a drug for him to become a magic cultivator, so there is only one way left to go.But although he was really sad and indignant at the time, he himself didn't know how the magic gate skills were.This also caused him to have no way to practice after he became a demon cultivator, because the "Burning Sun Truth" he practiced was too overbearing, and any magic technique would be completely purified within three circles of his body. But using his magic system to operate the Taoist spiritual power is only asking for trouble. Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't help but rubbed his throbbing belly while secretly cursing this pissy world.

He let go of the nose that had just stopped the bleeding, rubbed the bloody handkerchief in his hand, and thought: Forget it, let the boat go straight to the bridge head, labor and management can't figure it out, who knows how many people there are in this pitiful world? If I decipher all the unsolved mysteries, I won’t cultivate immortality, I’ll just avoid that shit karma and destroy Zhong Panji, then commit suicide and go back.

Oops, Dantian hurts again...

"Boy, what are you squatting here for?"

Lin Chenchu ​​said casually, "I've never seen dysmenorrhea before."

"Huh? I've seen it, but I haven't seen a man coming here."

Lin Chenchu ​​was stunned for a moment, and suddenly wanted to die, he squatted on the ground with his head in his arms and put mushrooms on it, hoping that this person would not recognize him, but it seemed that things always backfired.

"Lin Chenchu, what are you looking for on the ground with your head in your arms? When you saw your savior, you didn't bathe and burn incense to comfort me. Instead, you pointed your butt and the back of your head at me. I really don't think there's anything wrong with your two places The charm of all beings."

Lin Chenchu's face was covered in cold sweat immediately, and he looked up, only to see an elegant man in a moonlight gown walking towards him, with a playful face, walked up to him, squatted down carelessly, and a small white red-eyed snake slowly spit out a letter Son, leisurely kneeling on his shoulders.

When Lin Chenchu ​​saw it was him, he couldn't help being taken aback. Although this person had a gentle expression and no spiritual power fluctuations in his body, Lin Chenchu ​​knew that this person was not only very powerful, but also so powerful that it was against the sky. In the original novel, I didn't even know there was such a person in my world!

——Moxiu Ji Wangnan, a powerful figure who can walk up to the Luoxue Peak to see the scenery alone on the days when many Taoist masters gather in the Tianmen sect, and dig himself out of the pit by the way without alarming anyone.The cultivation base is unknown, and the identity is unknown.The only thing we can know is that he is very powerful, even so powerful that he knows his physique but doesn't know how to twist his mind at all... Lin Chenchu's spiritual root may not be necessary for him at all.

Lin Chenchu ​​asked, "Why did you come here?

Ji Wangnan squatted down as if he was constipated, and said with a nostalgic face: "I was playing chess with Ah Zhou in Wanfenggu, but suddenly I felt that there was something wrong with the spiritual consciousness covering here, and after careful inspection, I found out that the mountain had collapsed. Alas, young people nowadays just don't know how to restrain themselves..."

Lin Chenchu ​​was ashamed.

Uncle!If I remember correctly, the one named Ah Zhou is the white snake! !Whose snake can play chess!By the way, your Wan Fenggu is far away in Huaguo, right? It’s more than a thousand miles away from Xiaguo, how far does your spiritual consciousness cover!Also, please don't say that the mountain has collapsed in such an evocative tone as "I saw a woman today"!It's a mountain that collapsed, not your bed that is often overloaded! !Also, your poses and expressions are really wretched!

Lin Chenchu ​​had no expression on his face, and asked, "Dude, I did this because my stomach hurts, what's your motivation for doing this?"

Ji Wangnan stretched out his hand and took out the blood-stained white handkerchief from Lin Chenchu's hand, and suddenly raised his voice: "Oh! It turns out that you really had your period. I thought you were teasing me."

Lin Chenchu: ...Hey, the performance is too exaggerated!

Lin Chenchu ​​ruthlessly shifted the responsibility to Zhong Panji: "This handkerchief is not mine, but someone else's."

Ji Wangnan's expression became more and more unpredictable when he heard the words: "Did the woman give it to you? It still has blood on it. It's bold enough. Can you take it?"

Lin Chenchu's face immediately turned from white to red, but he saw that on the snow-white handkerchief in Ji Wangnan's hand was a smear of fragrant blood, dots like red plums in the snow, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like a bride used by a newlywed in "Pure Love Novel". The piece of cloth!

"Damn!! Where did you go! This blood is mine! Don't think too much!"

Ji Wangnan was taken aback, and suddenly returned the handkerchief to Lin Chenchu ​​solemnly, and patted him on the shoulder earnestly, and said, "How could you take out such an important thing, you should take it back quickly.  … , so you really aren't a virgin..."

silence……

don't die in silence...

Perverted in silence...

Therefore, Lin Chenchu ​​continued to keep silent and flip the table amidst the abnormality...

Ahhh! !Why can't I beat this person in front of me!If I could hit him, I really want to tear his mouth off!Labor and management really want to cry up to the sky and shout that labor and management are virgins!Labor and management have always had the title of loving a virgin!Zhong Panji, where have you been? Get out of here and prove to me that I am a virgin!

...Forget it, don't let him come out, I seem to have some unclear things with him...

Ahhh!Why am I so unlucky!Why is it that I am either a pervert or a psychopath around me, why is everyone so worry-free!Please, savior, put your ambiguous eyes back into your ruined brain!And that rolling fox laughing all the time, where the hell did you come from, can you not steal the spotlight! !

wait, fox?

Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly calmed down. Looking sideways, he saw a little fox with green skin and white ears spinning and rolling like a spinning top with an extremely dedicated attitude, less than three steps away from the squatting duo. The face of the overly humanized fox is full of sinister smiles, and along with the fox's weird smile, there is also a brainwashed fox smile that reaches Lin Chenchu's eyes.

Lin Chenchu ​​glanced at the fox indifferently, then turned his head back silently, and asked very calmly.

"There must have been a fox just now."

Ji Wangnan patted the little white snake on his shoulder: "It seems to be."

Lin Chenchu ​​continued calmly: "Is that fox really smiling?"

Ji Wangnan's elegant smile remained unchanged: "It looks like this."

Lin Chenchu ​​still smiled and said indifferently: "Can you let me hit it to see if it hurts?"

Ji Wangnan glanced at the handkerchief in his hand indifferently: "It's not a dream that I can just break your hand and tell you."

Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly burst into tears: "You have learned how to joke, this must be a dream. Let me just say, how can there be a fox in this world who can laugh."

"..."

"Look, it really is a dream, that fox has stopped laughing..."

Ji Wangnan patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "The fox is actually still there, but I was making noise with him just now, so I used my spiritual power to shut him up."

Lin Chenchu ​​paused silently, then slowly turned his head at a speed of 15° per second, and then...

Continuing to cry: "Ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha... I really was dreaming, the fox just now disappeared, replaced by a dead person."

I saw a young man in a green shirt lying on the ground, lying straight on the ground, with an almost materialized earth spirit power covering his face, like a black jar tightly clasped on his head.

Ji Wangnan was speechless, and said silently: "That fox laughing maniacally is that boy, he is not dead, he is just pretending to be dead. Hey, you give me a little bit of moderation, there is also a limit to pretending to be crazy."

Lin Chenchu ​​was stunned for a moment, sniffled his nose, pointed at the motionless young man on the ground with red eyes and said, "Emma, ​​you don't mean that the fox is this person, do you?"

Ji Wangnan couldn't deny it.

Lin Chenchu ​​calmed down, stood up and looked at the boy on the ground, and suddenly remembered that in the book "Revenge" he had written before, there was indeed a fox boy who followed Shen Tuo all the time, and he was the only one from the monster clan that appeared in the whole book Character, one of the most noble monster races in the event-Prince Qianli.

Although he is the prince of the fox family, Qianli is a freak. Unlike other young foxes who have been closely guarded since childhood, for some reason, he has been kept in free range since he was a child, so he also developed this kind of cub. The subsection is cunning and has a temperament like a ghost.And Qianli is a blue nine-tailed fox, and the description of turning into a human form is also similar to the one with the head covered in front of him. In this way, it is really possible that it is the prince Qianli.

However, what he did here, based on his personality, shouldn't be mainly to watch the fun...

I have to say that Lin Chenchu ​​is a jerk when it comes to some things, but when it comes to critical things, he is indeed smarter than many people.

Just as he speculated, the guy lying on the ground with his corpse in front of him is Mr. Qianli with extremely impure purpose.

In recent days, Shen Tuo learned from Maochen's cipher text that the Demon Gate was going to open the secret realm of the Eastern Emperor. He originally wanted to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, but Qianli dragged him over.Shen Tuo originally thought that Qianli was for the mysterious treasures in the secret realm of the East Emperor, but in fact, Qianli didn't care about those treasures there at all.In fact, his understanding of this mysterious place is second only to the Demon Sect Master who can open the secret realm of the East Emperor in this world.

And his purpose has never changed, he wants to find a person, the "Nirvana person" that his father Yaohuang said.

Lin Chenchu's disappearance, according to Shen Tuo's speculation, is very likely to be hidden by Zhong Panji. For Qian Li, finding Zhong Panji's weakness in exchange for Lin Chenchu ​​is the most important thing in the world.

And now the most likely thing to write about Zhong Panji is the goddess Wang Ding.

In this world, there is no one who knows where the Godmother Wang Ding is than anyone else.But now the only way to get the Goddess Wang Ding is to go through the secret realm of the Eastern Emperor.The goddess Wang Ding belonged to the Zhong family a long time ago. As a descendant of the Zhong family who is now in full swing, it is impossible for Zhong Panji to give up this treasure that belongs to his ancestors.So in order to find Lin Chenchu ​​who Shen Tuo said was born from the ashes and was probably related to "Nirvana", he had to find something that could blackmail Zhong Panji.

As for the lives of Maochen other than Shen Tuo, I'm sorry, it has nothing to do with me.

But if you don't be hypocritical, fate will be sorry for the lowly recipient.So on such a sunny morning, Shen Tuo was invited away by the people from the Demon Sect, Qian Li went out for a walk in the back mountain, and met two women fighting, and then ran to watch the fun When they were together, they met Zhong Panji and others who also wanted to watch the excitement.

In the end, he didn't see the person he was trying to plot against, but directly met the target person, Lin Chenchu.What's even more tragic is that he didn't even know that the teaser next to him was Lin Chenchu, whom he dreamed of day and night.

There are only two words to describe the so-called destiny - alpaca.

Hearing that Ji Wangnan had pierced him, Qianli stopped pretending to be dead, and instantly turned into a little blue fox. After shaking his body, he drilled his slender head out of the jar made of earth spiritual power.

Lin Chenchu ​​broke into a cold sweat: This game should be able to get out...

Fox Qianli stared at Ji Wangnan and then at Lin Chenchu ​​with his dark eyes. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he rushed towards Lin Chenchu ​​joyfully, bouncing around several times.Just when Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't figure out whether the bitch fox in front of him was really the prince, Qianli suddenly turned into a huge fluffy fox, and pinned Lin Chenchu ​​who was caught off guard under him.

Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't dodge it in time, he just felt a burst of hot air blowing towards his face, followed by a slender tongue licking it up.

But I heard the big fox's youthful clear voice: "You are so good-looking, you haven't promised others... Forget it, it doesn't matter even if you promised, you can give this prince the concubine!"

Lin Chenchu ​​had a single song looping in his head: "Give me the prince's concubine..."

... Sunny, sky, thunder, thunder, ah!

In fact, once the lower limit of a person is punctured, the reaction will become very strange.

Lin Chenchu ​​was calm at the time, as expected I was dreaming... You see, the man and the snake who were standing there just now were no longer there, and I was lying under a tree in Nancheng and dreaming (Nanke Yimeng), ah, or Wake up quickly, Zhong Panji wake me up quickly...

So, as soon as Zhong Panji went back to look for Lin Chenchu ​​in the distance, he saw his little bird pinned to the ground in a daze, and a fox with a happy face like it had stolen a chicken was lying on top of him. He licked his face vigorously, and then said the unforgivable words:

Give it to the prince and concubine...

□Concubine...

Concubine love...

Zhong Panji was suddenly furious, and suddenly three talismans flew out of his hand and shouted:

"Well, you are a bold monster! Go to hell!"

The author has something to say: I was a little frustrated yesterday, and everyone should have heard some troubles. Here, Shushu promises that no matter whether this article can continue to learn, this platform that brings happiness to everyone is still there. They will finish the article without hesitation.If the website is not allowed to be used, it will be a hard disk party, and I swear that I will not disappoint everyone's expectations!

Well, there are a lot of funny things these days. The mouse is a person who neglects self-management. As a result, he is always taken to school to participate in such performances. Such competitions cannot be pushed away.

☆, 149 The most frightening thing to do is to be honest...