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Chapter 157 Don't be more serious than funny

Chapter 150 Seven Don't Be Serious With Funny! !

Hearing a soft shout, Zhong Panji pushed his hands hard, and pushed all the trees around the barrier open abruptly. At the moment when the last ray of light was filled, the entire space was expanded to half a room. The room is so big.The trees are still growing wildly, but they are always blocked by Zhong Panji's layer of enchantment from invading this small square inch of land, thus creating a truly isolated space for Lin Chenchu.

Zhong Panji couldn't help laughing, this time he really put Lin Chenchu ​​in a cage, and he didn't know what his reaction would be when he opened his eyes, but if he couldn't wake up... Zhong Panji A few faces flashed across his mind in an instant, and a cold smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

I don't know if he sensed Zhong Panji's killing intent in the dark, Lin Chenchu ​​just felt extremely anxious and wanted to wake up, but his eyes seemed to be stuck by something, and he couldn't open them at all.He anxiously looked inside his dantian, only to find that the gold-red spiritual energy that had just been bounced off by the golden core gathered together again, rushing up again like a persevering scumbag.

At the same time, the black-red spiritual power in Xiadantian, which was isolated by Lin Chenchu, also rushed over, like an ant hit by the plague, all gathered on Jin Hong's spiritual power.Jinhong Lingli's stance was extremely firm, and he let the black and red Lingli stalk him to death, and just concentrated on rushing into the golden core, which scared Lin Chenchu ​​out of his wits.

The destruction of the golden core is not a joke, the golden red spiritual power itself has the ability of vitality, he is not very afraid, but his own black and red spiritual power strangling ability is no less than Zhong Panji's golden spiritual power, if Let it "kill" together with the golden core, then I can only find a corner in the palace of the king of hell and curse the world full of malice.

However, an unexpected scene appeared.

The golden red spiritual power tightly wrapped by the black and red spiritual power once again rushed towards Lin Chenchu's dantian, but this time the golden core was about to bounce it away again, but it was unexpectedly covered by the black and red spiritual power on its surface. He was completely deceived, instead of rejecting him again, he accommodated him very smoothly.

Lin Chenchu ​​almost jumped up, pointing at the black-red spiritual power and yelling at him for his lack of winking and eating inside and out.

It's over, it's dead this time...

He looked up at the starry sky 130 degrees in his heart in despair, tears streaming down his face silently.

The moment Jin Dan devoured the sugar-coated cannonball disguised as black and red spiritual power, all the tiny spiritual power scattered in the meridians all over Lin Chenchu's body was quickly drawn into the dantian from all parts of his body as if attracted by some huge gravitational force Among the golden cores in the center.In an instant, Lin Chenchu ​​only felt severe pain all over his body. The two spiritual powers merged with each other, and they all gave up fighting with each other, but got involved in his small dantian in one go.

Lin Chenchu ​​was unbearable, the pain that almost broke his body made him start to feel frightened involuntarily, but before he could fully experience the feeling of powerlessness, another elixir was stuffed into the air at some point .The warm current transformed by the elixir swam into the golden elixir almost instantly. The black hole that the golden elixir spun out paused, and then stagnated from the center as if it had condensed into ice, and a light green light came from the golden elixir It went out, and within a moment, all the spiritual power that had run amok all over his body was condensed by the power of the medicine, and stopped outside the dantian without moving.

Lin Chenchu ​​immediately understood that Zhong Panji must have discovered his abnormality outside, and fed him another elixir.But looking at the medicinal properties of the elixir, it seems that it should come from poison...

His guess was completely correct. What Zhong Panji fed him was indeed a elixir that coagulates spiritual power, which was the same as the elixir of Elder Huyou, except that the effect was faster and the duration was shorter.This was originally researched by him for a sneak attack, but he didn't expect it to come in handy here today.

He didn't have time to think about other things, so he quickly wanted to mobilize the black and red spiritual power on his body, but before he started to make any movements, the golden red spiritual power that represented vitality and healing broke through the medicinal properties in an instant, and the black and red spiritual power rushed in step by step. After entering the golden core, Lin Chenchu's whole body tensed up, and then the black and red spiritual power also broke through the control of the medicine, rushing into the golden core with his feet.

Zhong Panji only felt a red light flash in front of his eyes, and then a dazzling light burst out from Lin Chenchu's heart. His eyes were burning with severe pain, and he closed his eyes involuntarily. power of the world.

After the light passed, Zhong Panji opened his eyes again, feeling that his eyes could not adapt to the suddenly darkened space, so he quickly closed his eyes to recharge his eyes, and at the same time called out his spiritual sense to see Lin Chenchu's situation.

It's just that as soon as this spiritual consciousness was mobilized, he immediately noticed something was wrong, because what appeared in front of him was not a warm human body, but a blazing human-shaped flame, and in the center of the flame was a golden core of two colors. The most bizarre thing is that Lin Chenchu's whole person's aura has become a little confusing. It can't be said whether it is both good and evil, or neither good nor evil. In short, something unimaginable must have happened to him.

Now guessing what happened to Lin Chenchu ​​is still a trivial matter, the most important thing is to hurry up and see how Lin Chenchu ​​is doing.Thinking about it, he groped and wanted to pat Lin Chenchu's shoulder. The moment he touched the flame, he felt that his hand was extremely warm and slippery, and there was something cool and satin-like passing through his fingertips.

With a move in his heart, he quietly opened his eyes, the vision of both eyes has recovered, the roots and vines seem to no longer grow, and the branches above his head that have been turned from wooden houses have already spent the last bit of life to return to peace, but this time Clock Pan But Ji couldn't calm down at all, and he even felt that something in his chest was about to jump out, it seemed to be his heart, or something else.

I saw Lin Chenchu ​​lying unconscious on the ground, the clothes on his body seemed to have been completely burned by the flames that emanated just now. At this moment, he was not naked, only his satin-like long hair vented on his body, which seemed to be submerged, trying to hide it. .The white body decorated with black hair forms a strong contrast under the twilight of spiritual power. The white is dazzling, and the black is dazzling, like the ultimate calligraphy, so clean that it will not offend the world.

Zhong Panji's hand froze on the young man's perfect and slender chest, and he didn't know whether to move or not. After stopping for a long time, he came back as if he had been electrocuted. Unknowingly, The temperature on his face was actually in agreement with the temperature of the other person's body, which was so hot that it disturbed him.

He coughed harshly, and immediately turned around and sat aside, looking at his eyes and heart, pretending that he didn't see anything, but it took only three seconds for him to realize that Lin Chenchu's body didn't matter. After seeing it, he even touched it more than once. At this time, he is pretending to be serious.

Zhong Panji was severely satirized by his own logic. While despising his inexplicable innocence, he looked back at the past, but when he turned around, his gaze fell on the two light red spots on Lin Chenchu's chest. , and then followed it like a fool, across the lean and flexible waist, as well as two distinct mermaid lines, and finally...

!!!

Zhong Panji felt as if his eyes had been scalded, and suddenly there was a loud buzzing sound in his head, and he turned his head with a swipe, coughing violently to cover up his uneasy conscience, and tore off his clothes Lin Chenchu ​​was completely covered by the head and face cover.

He was wearing a rough mouth, but he couldn't help reminiscing about the scenery he saw just now. His fingertips still remembered the delicate and warm touch, but his eyes were blurred for some reason, as if he had forgotten the temptation unconsciously revealed by the young man. But that feeling was engraved in my heart again and again.

He took two deep breaths, restraining his frantic heart, like a child who stole his father's wine, he couldn't help turning his head secretly, but saw that the white coat on his body covered Lin Chenchu ​​from head to toe. , resembling a corpse about to be encoffined.

Zhong Panji laughed, unable to tell whether he was grateful or disappointed, and finally reached out and pulled Lin Chenchu's head out of the coat, smoothed his hair, and hugged him into his arms.

The aura around Lin Chenchu's body was very stable, and his expression was peaceful and peaceful. It didn't look like he had gone berserk with his spiritual power just now, but it seemed that his spiritual consciousness was too tired and fell into a deep sleep.Zhong Panji took out a lighting talisman and swung it towards the ceiling, instantly illuminating the entire space, and at the same time clearly illuminated Lin Chenchu's overly delicate facial features.

Even a person like him with a heart as cold as water and an old well without waves can't help admiring this face. Lin Chenchu's skin is so beautiful that it doesn't discriminate between genders. I'm afraid it won't violate harmony if it's placed on anyone. , but it is only owned by this person, which really makes people have to sigh the love of God.He lightly brushed a short hair from Lin Chenchu's face, but his fingertips stopped abruptly at the corner of his eyes, unwilling to leave.

Lin Chenchu's eyes are extremely bright, especially the momentary brilliance between a smile seems to be captivating, but no one notices that his clear eyes are actually Danfeng eyes, but only when they are closed, the tails that are raised are slightly brighter. Reveal that fleeting charm blurred.

Lin Chenchu ​​opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was not the clear blue sky, nor the smiling face of an innocent peasant girl, but Zhong Panji's wistful, thoughtful face and the dark surroundings.

Silently sighing the fact that even if he is no longer a supporting actor, he still doesn't have a womanhood, he tried to move his body, but suddenly found that his position was rather subtle, if he didn't have any sensory problems, he seemed to be a He was held in Zhong Panji's arms... and he hadn't put on any clothes yet...

Fuck, trough, trough, trough...! !

Lin Chenchu ​​hastily slid out of Zhong Panji's arms with a red face, grabbed his clothes and rolled aside, shouting in a trembling voice, "Zhong Panji! What have you done to me!"

Zhong Panji saw his funny face, all the charm he had managed to maintain was in vain, and asked with his chin in his hand, "What do you think?"

Lin Chenchu ​​pulled his clothes to protect his chest, crying silently in pain, "You bastard!"

Zhong Panji was stunned by him, and sighed expressionlessly: "Okay, stop pretending, you know that I didn't do anything to you, are you going to hold me accountable? In fact, if I really do you You don't need to look at your chest at all, just feel it..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Stop talking! I know!" Lin Chenchu ​​quickly stepped on the brakes and blocked Zhong Panji's mouth. This article is written for pure and good children. If it affects the core values ​​​​of socialism, it is better not to Appeared, otherwise it will be locked again.

Zhong Panji sighed, and suddenly looked up at him: "Lin Chenchu, there seems to be something wrong with me."

Lin Chenchu ​​was stunned for a moment, and looked him up and down. There was nothing wrong with him, so he squinted and said, "When have you ever been satisfied?"

Zhong Panji suddenly grabbed Lin Chenchu, aimed at his mouth and kissed him like a superficial kiss: "I suddenly found out that I like men."

Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly opened his eyes wide, touched his mouth in disbelief, and swallowed hard: "What do you mean?"

Zhong Panji did not answer him, but said directly: "I know you are afraid that I will kill you, but there is a way to ensure that I will never touch you, as long as you promise me."

He didn't say the following words directly, but anyone with normal thinking can know what he meant by saying this, and what he said is a false proposition, even if Lin Chenchu ​​refuses to agree, he will not really hurt Lin Chenchu , just greedy to get more.

However, he ignored someone's urine behavior that must be abnormal at a critical moment.

Lin Chenchu ​​stared straight at him for a long time, and Zhong Panji looked at him with a very thick skin. The two brazen people just stared blankly until the lighting symbols on the roof burned out.The space entered darkness in an instant, the blackness cut off the line of sight, and harbored apprehension, Zhong Panji silently waited for Lin Chenchu's final trial.

In the darkness, the boy sighed softly: "Hey, I see."

Zhong Panji's heart suddenly lifted.

Lin Chenchu's clear voice was full of helplessness: "Although sometimes you are quite unjust, but anyway, it's my fault. I understand your sullen temper best. Let me ask you why you suddenly... that's it, Co-authoring is treating me as the object of your crush, right? I understand and I understand... Tell me, who do you like, and I will help you break him up."

Zhong Panji almost lost his breath when he heard this sentence. This is the most hurtful thing he has ever heard in his 19 years of life, and it beats "Actually, you are a good person"!

The farthest distance in this world is not between life and death, but when you are bent, and the person who bent you is still a straight man...

Of course, Zhong Panji couldn't express his emotions with Pushkin's famous lines, so he fell into a strange silence.

Lin Chenchu ​​felt a bit lost when he said this, knowing that Zhong Panji’s little thoughts were not on himself, and he didn’t know if it was a man’s nature of “what you can’t get is the best” or some other factors. .All in all, after he finished speaking, he also fell into silence. In an instant, there was no sound in the space surrounded by tree roots.

Lin Chenchu ​​thought silently: Why is Zhong Panji so quiet all of a sudden? Could it be that he really has something to hide? Could it be that he likes Su Huaying?Forget it, even if he told me that he likes Lin Cheng, it is better than Su Huaying.By the way, what does he keep pestering me for, do I really have a gay face?Forget it, why didn't any men chase me when I was in Xia Guo?Well, does Su Huaying count?Hey, the biggest similarity between Zhong Panji and Su Huaying is that they are both perverts!Well, what was I thinking about just now...

As the saying goes, don't die in silence, explode in silence.Lin Chenchu's silence is not knowing what to say, the only thing he can do is to continue to remain silent, while Zhong Panji's silence is much more innocent, he is just thinking about an option, whether to tell Lin Chenchu ​​what he wants first and then ooxx, or to ooxx first and then Telling myself that I only like him...

This problem is more difficult to deal with, because he prefers both kinds.

Finally, he finally made up his mind and approached Lin Chenchu ​​quietly.

"Lin Xiaoniao, let me tell you who I like."

Lin Chenchu, who was in a state of natural stupor, raised his head reflexively and said, "Who is the little..."

He actually said the last word, but it was swallowed by another person.

Zhong Panji's lips were still a little cool, he kissed lightly, without making any movements, just the two simple lips leaning together, sucking leisurely, the slow movements were similar to those of last night Compared with them, they are quite different, but it is obvious that the nervousness has disappeared, and the progress is as great as a girl who turned into a woman overnight.

In contrast, Lin Chenchu ​​was short-circuited in disappointment. He stayed there and let Zhong Panji gently hug him. It could not be said that he was resisting or enjoying. The light came from the side, and a young man's voice came from the gap where the vine root was opened:

"Haha, it really is here. I said that I will remember correctly. If a good wooden house hadn't turned into a tree ball, I wouldn't have to run so far. By the way, the two wild mandarin ducks should have left last night." Well, hey, ask the world what love is, and the sage said: Waste."

What is a wild mandarin duck!It's all about what you said about the trash, you'd be shameless if you put yourself in the name of a saint!In other words, it can be seen that you have nothing to do with the saint at all, just by seeing the wrong place and running so far!

When Lin Chenchu ​​heard the young man's voice, he rolled his eyes and complained, and hurriedly pushed Zhong Panji away, only to find that the only piece of clothing on his body was gone.

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at Zhong Panji's face, and inexplicably and indifferently remembered a sentence: I've already taken off my pants, just show me this!

Before the young man had time to enter the house, an extremely sharp sword glow shot out from the hole, instantly snatching a strand of long hair from his temples.The young man was speechless inwardly, the one inside was really ruthless, if he hadn't been able to hide quickly, the corpse would probably be separated in the next second.He stepped into the space with his head poking around, and saw a delicate-looking young man with a flushed face pulling the hem of his clothes, and most of the clothes seemed to have fallen into the hands of the handsome young man who was lying on him. The white-clothed young man obviously He also untied his clothes, revealing a large area of ​​muscle, and it was basically self-evident what happened next.

The young man swallowed his saliva, thinking that he would not die if he did not want to die. He immediately made amends, put on a confused expression, and said to himself: "Oh, why is this place so empty, my package must not be there Here, I'd better go down and look for it."

Lin Chenchu ​​snatched the clothes from Zhong Panji's hand and put them on his body, rolled to the corner to install mushrooms in resentment, and complained listlessly: "This man is doomed, he will never end well. He can't even pretend to be blind." , He deserves to meet Zhong Panji, the snake spirit... Ah, Zhong Panji, go and destroy the world, and Shun also add yourself, take it easy."

Zhong Panji watched the young man leave with a murderous look, walked up to Lin Chenchu, and threw him a suit of clothes. Lin Chenchu ​​looked up eagerly at his ruthless scumbag, and listened to him casually say: " Don't think too much, put on your clothes and follow me, you still have to hurry."

The author has something to say: Unlucky little Gong, who managed to be innocent for the first time, ended up being forced to blacken Lin Chenchu.

Well, let me analyze it. I don’t know if everyone can understand what I wrote. In fact, Zhong Panji was not innocent at first, but because he was a little embarrassed to see such bloody scenes like Xiaoshou lying on the ground (this is not true) Is it just pure love!) As for why he didn’t turn into an idiot, I can only say that the most fundamental difference between this guy and Su Huaying is that he doesn’t mess around with women (this has nothing to do with the question you want to ask!) Zhong In fact, Pan Ji simply didn't want to take advantage of others' danger, it's as simple as that.

In addition, Lin Chenchu's collection is a little natural. You can understand him as the author's thinking when using a mobile phone to code is not as good as using a computer (is this really comparable! You don't think with your brain but with Intel. Processor!) Let’s just make do with it, the internet disconnection is the most annoying thing.

I don’t know if anyone has noticed that today’s talk is all about myself complaining about myself... In fact, I really want to complain about this chapter today, but in order to maintain the beautiful context of Zhong Panji’s innocence and Lin Chenchu’s natural innocence, I Endure it... (What the hell are you putting up with! You've said all about girls turning into women, what are you going to complain about today!)

In addition, I suddenly remembered my classmate Mengsheng. He hadn't appeared for a long time, and when he appeared, he dropped a lot of mines, a grenade, and a rocket launcher, which made me confused. (What is a lot of mines! What on earth are you Have you counted the landmines seriously! You should be so grateful that you can get so many landmines with such a cold man! Go to cut seppuku!)

Well, I admit that I forgot that yesterday was the college entrance examination... Sure enough, I am a person who lives in isolation...

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