This must not be written by me

Chapter 170 Go away, you annoying banknotes

In recent days, the world of comprehension has experienced ups and downs.

First, many elders of the Demon Sect decided to open the secret realm of the Eastern Emperor to snatch treasures and defeat the cultivators, and then the head of the Xihua School fought with a mysterious master of the Tribulation Period and disappeared mysteriously. Destroyed once there are no bones left, it just corresponds to the famous saying - where there are people, there are rivers and lakes; where there are rivers and lakes, there are troubles;

But things are not as bad as they seem: the only people who can enter the secret realm of the Eastern Emperor cannot be the Demon Sect, and the head of the Xihua Sect mysteriously appeared in Xia Kingdom two days later.As for the attack on the Moondust faction, it is not a bad thing for everyone, and it can even be said to be great news. In comparison, helping the Moondust faction to take revenge on the Demon Sect is no longer a big deal——Zi Ye Teng, the chief disciple of the Xiao faction, led people to dig up the entire collapsed Crescent Moon Mountain. In the end, they found the unburned bodies of Jing Xiwen and Pilu, as well as the hidden treasures of the five sects they carried with them. The space ring - this also makes Ye Teng, who has been reclusive all the year round, once again pushed to the forefront of the cultivation world.

The murderers who killed the five hidden world sects were all consciously retreated on these two people, and the ownership of the treasures in the two rings that Ye Teng found was a matter that affected the hearts of tens of thousands of men in the cultivation world more than a daughter's marriage. big event.

Several veterans in the world of cultivating immortals who can still talk about it disagree with each other. Jin Zhengpai said that the two rings were found by Ye Teng, and they should be given to Jin Zhengpai according to the rules of the world of cultivation. Zixiao faction was the first to stand up and object Opinions, I feel that this thing should not be found by Kim Jong-pai, but the common property of all the fellows who came here - this proposal was naturally praised by most people.

So the two sides conducted a peaceful, friendly, open and fair discussion based on this proposal, and the only result of this discussion was - fuck off!Might as well give it all to Ye Teng.

In the end, when everyone was thinking of giving Ye Teng two rings full of treasures, this idiot was actually arrested by a female soldier from Zhijuguo. The charge seemed to be engaging in sex work without a license...

Finally, when everyone was helpless with two rings, a local tyrant surnamed Su crossed his legs, picked his nostrils, and made an epoch-making proposal——

"Just take the treasures in these two rings as a lottery prize, and award them to the top ten winners of the Heroes Conference, and let the remaining ones be handed over to each other, and the rest will be returned to that kid Ye Teng—anyway. Not much left."

Immediately, the response was strong, and the proposal was passed with almost unanimous votes. Then, under the expectation of everyone, the Heroes Conference was immediately set on the day when the East Emperor’s Secret Realm was closed. At the same time, this conference had another action code name—— Demon Slaying Conference!

By the way, when all the people in the world of cultivating immortals were rejoicing for the treasure, Ye Teng, the hero of the world of cultivating immortals, was successfully escaping from prison.In order to celebrate his own life of dying but not dying, he passed by the ruined Crescent Moon Mountain, and was going to do something that would benefit all people - he insisted on carving a "head" on his little turtle, and after working hard for a After the morning, a tortoise with a cracked tortoise shell on its back and sighing was officially born.Since then, the mountain has been officially renamed - Guitan Mountain - although this "turtle" is not so childlike in the eyes of most people.

This matter has truly benefited all people. Since then, the sex education of girls in Liao Kingdom has been pushed forward by at least five years, making an indelible contribution to population growth.

There is a lot of trouble in the world of cultivating immortals here, but the demon cultivators of the demon sect over there have always maintained a calm and dedicated attitude. It seems that the death of a suzerain in the period of transcending the catastrophe is like a death to them. Losing a hair on the body is as insignificant, but this seemingly mentally retarded and useless behavior reminds this group of people in the cultivation world whether they have any more ulterior plans.

All in all, before the opening of the Eastern Emperor's Secret Realm, the world of comprehension has temporarily fallen into a calm before the storm, but Lin Chenchu, who has returned to Xia Kingdom, is destined to say goodbye to the peace.He and Zhong Panji lost their way on the small mountain outside Linfeng City, and were picked up by Old Master Xu who went out to play.Old Master Xu likes Zhong Panji very much, but seeing the two of them embracing each other is quite stimulating to the old man, although it was only Lin Chenchu ​​who came to fight with Zhong Panji because he went to dig out the bird's nest.

The two of them followed the old man to Shouzhuozhai, and ate the only and last warm dinner when they returned to Linfeng City.Lin Chenchu ​​learned that because he was absent from work for several days, the old man asked him to go to fast every day, otherwise his wages would be deducted... although Old Master Xu never paid him.

The two of them strolled back to Lin's mansion while it was still dark. As expected, Liu Yuran was waiting for Lin Chenchu ​​at his house.

In the center of the entire courtyard, Liu Yuran's whole body was bathed in the evening wind. The wind blew his long hair, making him feel like a strong man who would be put in prison. The attribute of obsession is deeply abhorred.Because she has been staying in Linfeng City to look for Lin Chenchu, Liu Yuran is not so clear about the affairs of the Moondust Sect, but the rumors of the past few days can more or less reach the ears of this gentle, but shrewd young man. Therefore, Lin Chenchu ​​was very troubled about how to explain to him that he suddenly became a Daoist.

However, to everyone's surprise, when seeing Lin Chenchu ​​at first glance, Liu Yuran's biggest reaction was just to raise his eyebrows, and he didn't go any further.It's just that he seems to be very interested in Zhong Panji.

"Mr. Lin, you were not in the mansion a few days ago, and I have been staying here to bother you. I hope you will forgive me."

He saw Zhong Panji holding his injured arm behind Lin Chenchu, and asked casually, "May I ask who this young hero is..."

Although Liu Yuran may not be interested in Zhong Panji's name at all, he really thinks that someone who can talk to him like this in the identity of Du Jieqi is a little cute.In his opinion, if he encountered something like Liu Yuran, the target person let him go, and then turned into a Daoxiu after a few days, and swaggered back with another good-for-nothing—in his eyes Ten Zhong Panji are considered useless - he must chop this kid into minced meat.

Before he could say anything, a tall young man in red came in at the door, with his left arm around a giggling girl, and his right hand picking up a toothpick, like a hooligan giving advice.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw Zhong Panji and Lin Chenchu, and his eyes lit up immediately: "Hehe, who is this? Isn't this Young Master Zhong? What's the matter? Are you injured?"

He let go of the girl, stepped forward quickly, and punched Zhong Panji's wound carelessly, and Zhong Panji took a deep breath immediately in pain.He laughed loudly: "Zhong Panji, so you are really hurt! I thought you were playing a trick to soften this kid's heart!" Zhong Panji raised his head gloomyly, and with a flick of his finger, he slapped a black man. The little thing popped into his mouth.

Lin Chenchu ​​sighed, no wonder Zhong Panji liked to clean up Su Huaying so much, if he had such a bastard by his side, he would have gone crazy long ago.

Su Huaying was frightened by something that Zhong Panji flicked, and quickly covered her mouth: "Zhong Panji, what are you giving me?"

"fly."

"what!"

Su Huaying quickly squatted down and coughed, pressing her throat until she blushed from choking.Zhong Panji didn't even look at him, turned his head to look for Lin Chenchu, only to find that he had already jumped a long way, with the words on his face—someone in trouble appeared, first-level alert!He was also accompanied by Liu Yuran, the two met each other with a smile, and their common psychology made them temporarily establish a short-term alliance.

Zhong Panji walked towards them, made a small salute in front of Liu Yuran, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "Junior Tianmen sect Zhong Panji has met Sect Master Liu."

Obviously, Zhong Panji's conversations with normal people made Liu Yuran, who had been with Su Huaying day and night these days, very fond of Liu Yuran. He smiled and nodded, quite like a big brother: "You are the descendant of the Zhong family, Zhong Pan lonely?"

At this moment, Zhong Panji possessed acting skills, showing a sad smile, which made Lin Chenchu's goosebumps goosebumps. Zhong Panji glanced at Lin Chenchu ​​as if there was nothing there, and said: "What are the descendants of the Zhong family, the Zhong family? It has been broken long ago, and now there is only one Tianmen Sect who has lost the young master's useless disciple Zhong Panji."

Lin Chenchu ​​felt cold again.

Liu Yuran didn't respond when she heard the words, she just smiled lightly, and took out a small bead from her bosom: "It's the first time we meet, there is nothing I can give you as a gift, you can use this water-proof bead to play with." .”

Lin Chenchu ​​was dumbfounded. Zhong Panji didn't know exactly what the water-avoiding drops were, but a few words could fool you into paying for the robbery. If Zhong Panji went into pyramid schemes, Yuan Capital would probably be brainwashed by him.Although his identity as a descendant of the Zhong family is at work, but he has been held hostage by Liu Yuran for so long, and he has never seen him send anything to anyone—this guy was definitely softened by Zhong Panji!

! !Is this the legendary gift attribute of the protagonist!Do you want to be so accurate that you will get gifts when you meet some important people?

The men were still polite, but the girl brought in by Su Huaying was a little unhappy. She stretched out her hand and pushed away Su Huaying who was coughing like a red shrimp, and hurriedly walked up to them in a few steps. He opened his mouth to say something, but he pouted his red lips and stood there with his bare hands, looking at them eagerly. Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't help but suspect that Su Huaying owed money for whoring?

Maybe this girl looked at him too often, Lin Chenchu ​​showed a self-conscious gentlemanly smile in embarrassment, and asked softly, "Girl, is there anything I can do for you?"

Seeing that someone was talking to her, Lu Xihe hurriedly nodded with the help of the donkey, staring at Liu Yuran with her big shiny eyes, and didn't care what Lin Chenchu ​​said next, and immediately put on a shy look , blinked nervously and looked at Liu Yuran: "Brother Liu, sister Wen has something to do tonight, so she asked me to come and stay here."

"Here?" Liu Yuran looked at the four tall men around, wondering: "The people living here are all men, it's not very good for you to live here as a girl."

"It's okay, the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes don't care about trifles."

"Uh, Sect Leader Lu seems to be coming back tomorrow. I heard that the lights in Linfeng City are always on at night, Miss Lu might as well go to the street to pick out some gifts for Sect Leader Lu."

"No, my dad doesn't lack anything but face."

"Girl, let's go buy some. Whatever you give as a gift is the best."

"Then I'll give you this purse embroidered by myself, and you must accept it!"

"..."

The little girl's face was full of joy and nervousness that her sweetheart had talked to her. The corners of Lin Chenchu's mouth twitched. It turned out that this girl was the daughter of the Zixiao faction. Fortunately, he didn't suspect that she was a prostitute. Otherwise, even if he can beat her, he can't beat her godfather.How do you say that sentence - Jiangshan has talented people, I have a godfather, did you make it!

These days, the last thing to offend is the father-fighting party.

But ridicule is ridicule, Lin Chenchu ​​really admires Lu Xihe, although he doesn't want to admit it, but he definitely knows how lethal his face is, and Lu Xihe looks at him calmly from beginning to end. Looking at a piece of wood, although it is a bit hurtful to say it, but I have to admit that this state will not appear to anyone except for a woman with deep roots in humanity - Lu Xihe definitely really likes Liu Yuran.

Just let the young couple figure it out on their own, I'm a single dog who doesn't bother to care about your nonsense.

Thinking about it, Lin Chen backed away quietly, and then slipped back to his room while a few people were not paying attention.His house was originally occupied by Tan Rongrong, but the girl disappeared inexplicably later, so he had the opportunity to live back in his warm little lair.

With bumps and turns along the way, and with a sick patient like Zhong Panji to take care of, Lin Chenchu ​​was already exhausted. As soon as he got back to bed, his hands and feet felt a comfortable numbness.He closed his eyes and adjusted his breath secretly, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.This sleep was so dizzy and dark that when he woke up comfortably, what he saw was the morning sun of the next morning... and a pair of beautiful eyes that belonged to a beautiful woman.

Lin Chenchu's peripheral nerves might really be necrotic. He got up calmly, then methodically leaned against the corner of the wall, pulled out a small white shoulder, and suddenly said to Tan Rongrong with tears streaming down his cheeks, "You... you have to be responsible for me. .”

Tan Rongrong knocked down the scum with a pillow.

Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed his head expressionlessly, staring at the dead fish eyes, and said, "Where have you been these past few days? How did you become a catastrophe? What the hell did you use to hit me? How do I feel that I am wise?" It's slowly leaking—you're going to pay me."

"Go away, do you have such a thing as wisdom!"

Tan Rongrong didn't whip me!Lin Chenchu ​​gave a thumbs up for his little wit of pretending to be stupid.

"Then I don't want you to pay me, just answer my first two questions."

Tan Rongrong sat down on his bed, dragged his chin and said sullenly: "This is a long story..."

"Then keep your story short."

Tan Rongrong turned his head and glanced at him: "Then you can ask Wanlingyu yourself... yes, it is Miaoyu."

Lin Chenchu ​​stared at her face with big white eyes. How could he have the guts to ask the head of the Xihua sect, if this aunt is upset, demolition of the house is a trivial matter, and if he demolished himself, who would he cry for?

Tan Rongrong suddenly tilted his head, stared straight at his face, and remained silent.Only then did Lin Chenchu ​​realize that the current atmosphere is actually very good. A peerless beauty sat on his bed and was unhappy, while a big man himself was leaning against the corner with disheveled clothes. Isn't it a bit appropriate for the Japanese announcement?

Wait, Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly broke out in cold sweat, and the sperm in his head were immediately wiped out by the noise outside.Why is there so much noise in his house!

He hurriedly put on his clothes, rushed to the door, and when he opened the door, he saw a group of immortal cultivators sitting in the courtyard, drinking and having fun, and the entire Lin Mansion was packed.From a long distance, he saw Qing Songyue standing slumped against the wall, while Lin Cheng was sitting in front of him, laughing and talking with an old Taoist priest with a gray beard.

Lin Chenchu ​​quickly closed the door, the bloody characters of Eleven and a shocking exclamation mark resounding in his mind:

I must be opening it the wrong way!

He scrambled to the table, poured himself a glass of water, and poured it all in one breath as if shocked.After drinking the water, he saw Zhong Panji sitting in front of him the whole time, holding a cup of tea with a smile on his shoulders.Just now, even if he had a wicked heart, he also had a guts, Tan Rongrong agreed, and there is such a big light bulb on here!

For a moment, all the sadness turned into motivation, Lin Chenchu ​​jumped onto the table and grabbed Zhong Panji's neck, shaking Zhong Panji like a trembling sieve like a convulsion: "Ahhh, this What the hell is going on! Because meow, I woke up so much that Daoxiu was at my house! I still let people live!"

At this time, there was a loud bang from outside the door, Lin Chenchu ​​stopped what he was doing, Zhong Panji took a breath from being caught off guard just now, and then clutched his stomach in pain—he was out of breath.An unpretentious young man outside the door shouted full of grievances: "Su Huaying, you lied to me, it's not fun here, I'm going to a brothel!"

Lin Chenchu ​​broke down, turned around and continued to shake the bell like a straw in autumn.

Zhong Panji quickly took off his hand, coughing and explaining: "Xiaochen, Xiaochen, calm down...it has nothing to do with me. It's all Su Huaying's doing, you can go to him for revenge."

Tan Rongrong sat on the bed and giggled coquettishly.

Panting, Lin Chenchu ​​jumped off the table, opened the door and was about to rush out, when Tan Rongrong behind him laughed and said, "Hey, Lin Chenchu, let me live in your room."

Lin Chenchu's angrily hopping sound came from outside the door: "When I am tortured to death, the whole Lin Mansion will be given to you!"

"Then you have to keep working hard!"

When Lin Chenchu ​​went out, Tan Rongrong restrained the smile on his face, looked at Lin Chenchu's back, and said coldly, "I saw it."

Zhong Panji took a sip of tea, still with that calm expression: "What did you see?"

"You did that to him last night!" Tan Rongrong's voice trembled.

Zhong Panji remained calm: "It turns out that the person was you last night. No wonder, you, a woman, don't know the restlessness of a man seeing his sweetheart lying next to him. Besides, I just want to taste a little bit of it." It's just a sweet treat."

"Fuck you!" Tan Rongrong's face was flushed, he got up and pointed at Zhong Panji and shouted: "Lin Chenchu ​​likes women, you are a man! Why do you think you are qualified to do such a thing!"

"Is it?"

Zhong Panji suddenly closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his eyes were full of coldness.It's hard to describe that kind of gaze in words, just like a superior looking at an ignorant child, the kind of indifference that regards life as worthless is absolutely unimaginable for Tan Rongrong, who is going through the tribulation period.She had to admit that she was shocked, the person in front of her was definitely not Zhong Panji!At least, he is not the Zhong Panji he knew before.

……

Panting, Lin Chenchu ​​rushed to the door, and bumped into a handsome young man head-on, it was Su Huaying who was full of anxiety.He grabbed Su Huaying by the neck and dragged him to the back of the room: "What are you doing, boy! Do you want my life with so many Daoist cultivators!"

With an apologetic smile on his face, Su Huaying turned his head and pointed at a very enchanting man in purple who was sitting in the crowd holding a big knife and smiling, and said, "Did you see that person? He found all these people. He heard that I don't need to live here If you spend money, you will call everyone over for tea, and you can talk to him."

Lin Chenchu ​​grabbed Su Huaying's neck like crazy and shook it: "How much do you hate me, boy? That person is your old man Su Ye! If I dare to ask him for money, I will definitely be knocked out of my pants by him." You don’t even have to wear it! If he knocks me, it’s like you knock me, you’re so clear about your calculations!”

In fact, he doesn't care much about the money, but the key is that he doesn't have money in his hands. It's hard for a young master like Su Huaying who aims to get himself sick every day to understand that there are many spirit stones but all of them must be kept. The first thread of pain for formation.If possible, he would also like to lie on the money every day, and say with a weak voice: "Go away, you damn money, go away, don't bother me."

The author has something to say: get it done!

Zhong Panji is still that Zhong Panji, but not that Zhong Panji~ Do you understand~ Whether you understand it or not, I don’t understand~

Here are the responses to the comments from our readers:

Chapter 160, Mr. Wangcheng said to me: "Hey!!!! Zhongpanji's subordinates or separate body????

Huge, your description of the giant cannibalism scene is more sincere than the attacking giant...has a lot more sense of the image...and also succeeded in making me feel sick =皮="

After reading the next chapter, you should also know that that guy is Pilu. In fact, I just want everyone to know that Zhong Panji is not a powerful and unparalleled character, although he has indeed established a powerful and unparalleled character since this chapter. Base……

In addition, someone left a message in the comment area a few days ago, saying that the two protagonists I wrote basically didn't seem to do anything except complain.In fact, I am quite innocent. To be honest, this is the first time I write novels, and I am somewhat unskilled, and because the positioning of the whole article belongs to two protagonists who have witnessed a huge conspiracy or something, so it is more or less It will be a little monotonous in the early stage... I have been working hard to change it, and now I have realized that all the original wonderful parts are gathered in the back... Let me die, there is still a lot to write... If you can't wait, continue Wait until it's over, I'll fix it as a whole after it's over, and I won't leave any regrets for myself~

Long-winded, next one.

Last time I asked someone to help me charge the battery, sister Xuan did it this way - the charging was completed.

In this regard, I will say a word: "whyareyousodiao!"

The last time the brothers Shen Tuo and Shen Kuo showed their lower limit, there was a call downstairs to let them be together... Well, there were only five people who left messages in that chapter, but nearly half of the people (two people) said that they should be together Together, for example, students like Cheng’s comments: Brain hole………………………………

Well, I personally think that since I have a brain hole, I can write a small theater and learn from it~ (Take care of him, typical blackmail!)

In addition, regarding Zhong Panji, Big V Wangcheng said this: What legend?

I think the chicken in the middle is not kind, are you going to bully others or protect them...

Begging for torture==

One or two punctuation marks are enough for my heart: ==

Tell me, how much did you borrow from Zhong Panji!

In addition, he suddenly asked: who kidnapped Lin Xiaoniao?In fact, I now hope that you will save the manuscript first, and then post it after a certain chapter.

In fact, I have always been curious about when Lin Chenchu ​​was kidnapped...why don't I remember...

Cheng has a deep obsession with Zhong Panji's name, so he gave him a nickname - stealing birds and stealing chickens

...Why are you so obscene...

Alright, so much for now, I will go to the capital next week. When Xi Jinping was young, he really looked like Professor Du...worship...