This must not be written by me

Chapter 170: Wait until we have money~

Hearing what Zhong Panji said, the shopkeeper of the three-inch shop rolled his eyes, nodded and bowed quickly, and rushed into the back kitchen.

Lin Chenchu's eyes were wide open.

He patted Zhong Panji on the shoulder, as if he had forgotten the shopkeeper's teasing at the beginning, and asked curiously: "Zhong Damiao, you are a thief, I lived in Linfeng City for a year, I never knew there was such a small shop, but you looked it up better than me."

Zhong Panji shrugged his shoulders: "It's nothing, you have been dealing with mortals all the time, and I have been busy with those messy things in the cultivation world, so naturally I know these things very well. But if you ask me which shop in Linfeng City sells muffins The most delicious, I guess I can’t say it.”

Lin Chenchu ​​nodded, but suddenly came to his senses, and scolded with a smile: "Okay, Zhong Panji, you're trying to insinuate that I'm not doing my job properly! ——Actually, I don't know which muffin cake in Linfeng City is delicious, but The wheat flower candy made by Aunt Li’s house opposite Shouzhuozhai is really good, I’ll treat you to it sometime when you’re free.”

Zhong Panji sighed, Lin Chenchu's "I'm free some other day" hides the next sentence that is "I've never been free", and no one knows better than him.

While the two were talking, the owner of the Sancunding shop rushed out twisting the waist of the bucket and jogging, followed by a greasy and fat cook who could put him in it.The cook spoke with a simple and honest accent that is unique to all the people from the west of the Xia Kingdom, and asked with a smile: "Crooked (that), what (what) are you playing? This melon skin (dialect, can be translated into funny) Sa (what) doesn’t understand, you tell Eshe (you tell me), and I will solve it for you.”

"What's the matter, what's the matter." Lin Chenchu ​​waved his hand and said: "Crooked (that)...Eh (I) can (speak) their language? You are so weird in dialect (primary school) ..."

"A good company (says), a good company, crooked (then) you (yourself) do whatever you want."

The fat cook had a pleasant smile on his face, as if he was not angry at Lin Chenchu's teasing. Zhong Panji chuckled twice to signal him to stop making trouble, and then said to the fat cook, "You are the owner of this inn, right? My friend and I To make a deal with you, the room has already been booked with the shopkeeper."

The fat cook hurriedly nodded yes, then suddenly asked: "You two, can you tell me Sisui (who is it), so I can inform the people above." He pointed to the above and whispered: "The above is calm , Little people like us can't stand it."

"That's natural." Zhong Panji smiled and said: "Don't worry, I won't let you take risks. If you don't mind, can you take me upstairs to talk to that person, if my intentions are wrong People, you ambush this inn, and a total of more than a hundred masters, big and small, can take your life in a moment. But if because of you, the person upstairs loses a chance to do big business in vain. As for his getting angry... You can still figure out this account."

The fat cook was skeptical, hesitated for a while, then nodded, and under the watchful eyes of several listless diners, he led Zhong Panji upstairs.

Lin Chenchu ​​looked around, and the three-inch shopkeeper stood awkwardly rubbing his hands, his face was flushed, as if he was holding back the urgency to urinate.He was funny, and asked, "What do you call this shopkeeper?"

When Sancun Ding saw Lin Chenchu ​​talking to him, he quickly stood upright and replied respectfully, "My surname is Wu, and I have a single name, Zhi. Because I am the oldest businessman on this street, everyone calls me Dalang—you call me Shopkeeper Wu will do it."

Lin Chen fell down.I didn't expect to meet Brother Dalang here.

He struggled and asked with a smile: "Then your daughter-in-law is the one whose nickname is changed to Jinlian? My house just lacks a maid who grows flowers. You send her here. I will give her one hundred a month... No, eighty Wen."

Shopkeeper Wu was sweating, you have come here to do business and you are still short of the [-] yuan, but because the identity of the other party is unpredictable, you dare not say anything more, so you can only say: "The villain has no wife, you are afraid that you have heard the rumors You heard me wrong. The woman named Jinlian is my niece from afar, but as far as I know, she doesn't know how to grow flowers."

Lin Chenchu ​​shook his head: "You are wrong. There is a kind of flower in my yard. Only she can raise it by herself. If someone else raises it, the taste will be bad."

"What flower?" Shopkeeper Wu was curious.

"A plum blossom—jin, vase, plum! Have you heard of it?"

"I've never heard of it," Shopkeeper Wu replied honestly, but suddenly remembered something, and said, "But my lord, my niece went to Donghe's hometown a few years ago, and now she is married to a strong and talented woman." Young man Qian, probably won’t be able to come to your place, I still have two nieces, Silver Lotus and Bronze Lotus, but look..."

Why didn't you say it earlier, Lin Chenchu ​​was frustrated and waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it, don't care, don't care." He squatted down and burst into tears: "Sister Jinlian, you got married so early, why didn't you wait for me... "

Shopkeeper Wu scratched his head: "My lord, you look like a weak crown at most. My niece will be 27 if she doesn't marry again, and I see your appearance..."

Lin Chenchu ​​turned his head to look at Shopkeeper Wu, only to see two layers of blush appearing on his dark face, his stout body twisted and said: "And I think the relationship between you and that little brother should be very different. Really? To be honest, the villain is also a person in this way, and I just saw you two getting along with each other, and I am really envious."

Lin Chen was stunned at the first glance, and then understood what the three-inch penis was referring to, and immediately shouted angrily, "Who is in love with that black-bellied man! If you like it, go yourself! Getting him pregnant will be very labor-intensive." There is a reward!"

Shopkeeper Wu covered his mouth and laughed strangely, his big black eyes suddenly became misty, and he blinked playfully, shyly and angrily and said to Lin Chenchu: "Actually... a villain thinks that the beauty of the buttocks is far away. The joy of shaking the drum stick, um, she is actually pregnant or something..." His face was as rosy as a monkey's stuffed buttocks...

Lin Chenchu ​​stared at the sky at 45 degrees with dead fish eyes: ah, this is a novel for pure girls, is it really necessary to be so unlimited?Who can help me make a mosaic...

At this time, a creaking sound came from upstairs, and the greasy fat man with a smile came down from the upstairs, and laughed and cursed at the shopkeeper Wu: "The melon skin, don't go back." Then he nodded and walked to Lin Chenchu In front of him, the eyes of the smile disappeared, and he said: "Young master, please follow me, the room has been opened, let's go upstairs and talk about it in detail."

Although it took less than a quarter of an hour, Lin Chenchu ​​could still clearly feel the difference. At least at the beginning, the fat man still talked to him straight up. Now the fat cook is even shorter than him. There is more than one head. Looking at his size, Lin Chenchu ​​was really worried that he would hit him headfirst.

The two went up to the second floor one after the other, and the cook led Lin Chenchu ​​to the deepest part of the corridor.From the outside this inn looks like any other inn, and from the inside it looks...in fact the same.The rooms in the realm of comprehension are arranged in the order of "Heaven, Earth, Xuanhuang, Universe, Great Desolation". This store is not marked with Arabic numerals, but the room numbers of each room in it are messed up. Maybe what they just passed by is "Tianzi No. [-]" may pass "Zhouzi No. [-]" next, and the next one may be "Xuanzi No. [-]".

Lin Chenchu ​​walked all the way down, the entire corridor on the second floor was eerily quiet, the sound of the fat man stepping on the wooden floor creaked, Lin Chenchu ​​looked at his back and felt a little scary, so he talked to him: "Well, this cook... ... Shopkeeper, where is my friend?"

The fat cook turned around and smiled at him honestly: "Who are you, that crooked man? It's amazing. You don't need to call me the chef, you can call me Xiaomi."

Lin Chenchu ​​wiped off his sweat, Xiaomi?I feel overwhelmed with rice!

He said: "That man has nothing to do with me. If you want to kill or cut up whatever you want, just leave a piece of skin for me to go home and practice darts. Well, Mi... Shopkeeper, what is your full name, is it? What about Lu Junyi, or what kind of dry land Hulu Zhugui? Do you know Brother Wu Song?"

The fat cook smiled without temper: "I don't even recognize some people. My surname is Mi, and my name is Le Fu. If you don't want to be called Mi Xiaomi, you can call me Le Fu!"

Maitreya Buddha, okay, I have met a big man, let alone this one is called Lefu, I feel that I am underestimating others while calling Lafayette and kowtow, so don't say anything, just sing and conquer.

While they were thinking wildly, the two had already reached the end of the corridor. It was a dark red stone wall without any decorations, and it looked very thick and solid.Lin Chenchu ​​noticed that all the rooms on this floor were arranged chaotically, and there was a small sign hanging on the dusty door. He saw almost all the doors except "Huang" and "Yu", and couldn't help being suspicious. , Could it be that there are no two rooms, Huang and Yu, on this floor?

Fatty Mi stood by the wall, knocked on the wall with a frequency similar to that of a quick code, and knocked it up and down dozens of times, and then said respectfully: "Please push this hard, my lord." facing the wall, the place you are looking for is right in front of the mouth (here)."

Lin Chenchu ​​pushed the door suspiciously, but there was no movement. The fat cook smiled and said, "Have a hard time."

Lin Chenchu ​​was a little embarrassed, so he couldn't help but increase the strength in his hands. This wall is so mysterious, and he didn't respond when he pushed it gently with his hands, but once he added his extraordinary strength, which wall's The center began to loosen a bit—could this wall be like in the "Harry Potter" movie, where the seed of activation can move by itself?Seeing joy in his heart, Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't help but increase his strength, only to hear a "boom"...

The wall collapsed.

Looking at the bricks and scum all over the floor and the little workers rushing up to pile up the walls with a small shovel of paste, his dreams were shattered, and he couldn't help uttering two words:

"Fuck."

The fat man walked in cheerfully, and the group of small workers carried bricks and worked selflessly behind him: "Young master, please come in quickly, or the wall will be sealed soon."

Lin Chenchu ​​stepped in, and as soon as he entered the world inside the wall, he was horrified—this is a large-scale hall, like a well-designed bunker, large enough to cover the entire street, no wonder he came to When I came to this inn, I always felt that it was sparsely populated. It turned out that Maochen, who is rich and powerful, was in the world—this street was contracted by me!

The layout of this dark castle is quite luxurious, with a high red dome, built-in carved beams and painted buildings that shine like daytime, and rockery and real trees are intertwined among them. Lin Chenchu ​​even saw the ice cubes placed in the corners to adjust the indoor temperature, which were also carved with exquisite patterns, very elegant .He followed the fat cook down the steps and walked up to the white and clean velvet blanket. Underneath the blanket was a layer of soft, white fine sand. Two beauties in red with smiling faces greeted him, and the fat cook was slightly blessed. Fu, the fat cook waved his hand: "The quota will be handed over to you (here), treat yourself well, and you can go back."

After the fat man delivered Lin Chenchu, he ran back quickly. Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly remembered something, and shouted to the running fat man, "Maitreya Buddha, send my greetings to your boss Sakyamuni!"

The fat man dexterously jumped out of the wall—the wall was already half-built.

Lin Chenchu ​​smiled at the two beauties like a spring breeze, and said gently, "You two, please."

In a solid room in the deepest part of the dark castle, there are two young men with excellent looks sitting, one with a friendly and handsome smile, and the other half leaning on a soft seat with lowered brows.Zhong Panji sniffed the tea in his hand, smiled at the sickly handsome man, and said, "Female kiss tea, picked on the night of the full moon, is made by a virgin beauty kissing the tea tree lightly, and collecting tea leaves stained with new dew. Concentrate on it, the fragrance can linger for seven days, it is a good tea that is hard to find."

Shen Kuo put his head sideways and put a sip of tea into his mouth, and said lightly: "I didn't expect...I really didn't expect it."

Zhong Panji asked, "Didn't expect anything?"

Shen Kuo suddenly showed a faint smile, and said softly: "What I didn't expect was that the 'Nine' who had been strategizing all this time turned out to be a descendant of the famous Zhong family, and what I didn't even expect was that you, Zhong Panji—— Still a person who knows tea."

Zhong Panji raised the cup in his hand, not caring at all that the cup contained dripping tea, which was hard to find, and fell to the ground with all his hands: "Then you are wrong, I am not a person who understands tea. Speaking of it, tea water is the same as ordinary water, even worse than white water—chopping off a tree in order to taste the slightly bitter water, no matter whether the person who pinches the tree is an old woman or a virgin, it can't arouse my interest."

Shen Kuo suddenly stood up and laughed: "Sure enough, he is an interesting person. From your point of view, my pot of tea can only be regarded as tasteless—whether the tea picker is an old woman or a girl. Then do you think this tea still exists in the world?" Is it necessary? If not, why not cancel them all."

Zhong Panji raised his eyes to look at Shen Kuo, and smiled with some ambiguous meaning: "People like to drink tea for the purpose of digesting food and invigorating the spleen, but for some people who don't need to digest food at all, tea leaves are just worms. Hay." He picked up the teapot at hand and poured a cup into Shen Kuo's cup: "Similar to arty people like me, keeping tea is a waste, why don't you leave it for someone who really understands him, or keep it For those who need to use it to digest the delicacies in their stomachs—Master Shen, you might as well take out the mung bean pancakes in your arms and enjoy them slowly, I'm leaving."

He got up and walked towards the door. When he reached the gate, he was about to push the door, but he stood still and said slowly: "Tea exists only because someone needs it. Since there is such an expensive tea as Nvkiss tea, Of course, there are also people who spend a lot of money to buy and taste it because of its beautiful legend. Master Shen, I wish us a happy cooperation."

After all, push the door and go out.

Shen Tuo looked at his back when he was going out, and was stunned for a while, then he lowered his head and couldn't help laughing, the laughter became louder and louder, and finally the third young master, who always showed his weakness to others, sat on the chair carelessly, two He rested his feet on the table carelessly, and murmured while eating mung bean cakes: "We are happy to cooperate."

Zhong Panji went out the door, with a light sweep of his spiritual sense, he detected Lin Chenchu's location, and walked over quickly.Lin Chenchu's transaction has been completed. Except for a few gifts that seem to be useful, he has already exchanged all the other magical or tasteless spiritual weapons into high-quality spiritual stones, because Maochen gave Lin Chenchu ​​a very high discount. After some transactions, Lin Chenchu ​​deserved more than 6000 high-grade and medium-level spirit stones.But because the quantity was too large, Maochen of Linfeng City couldn't cash it out, so he gave him a special charm, and if necessary, he could continue to exchange it with Maochen of other cities.

Holding a large sum of spirit stones, Lin Chenchu ​​happily pushed down the wall, and swaggered out of the small inn with Zhong Panji.

He is now rich in cash (all of which cannot be spent by spirit stones), has beauties like clouds at home (Miaoyu Tan Rongrong...), and two younger brothers by his side, one is rich (Su Huaying) and the other is awesome (Liu Yuran).Without going through the catastrophe, Lin Chenchu ​​even felt that he had become a fairy for a moment.

Xiao Shou, who has followed Mao, is always very talkative. He hooked Zhong Panji's shoulder cheerfully, pointed at the busy street and shouted proudly: "Go, Zhong Panji! My master is rich now, let's have a good day today." It’s a good meal—let’s order what is delicious and expensive in Linfeng City! Order three servings at a time, eat one, watch one, and throw one away! Let’s go!”

……

Three days later, midnight was the auspicious time for the opening of the Eastern Emperor's secret realm.

Liu Yuran seemed a little anxious early in the morning, practicing sword skills over and over again in the yard. Su Huaying and Lu Xihe dragged their chins in the same movement and watched him dance sword motionlessly. The only difference was that ——One of them is admiration, and the other is bored.

Facts have proved that it was a very, very wise decision for Su Ye to throw Ye Teng to Su Huaying. Su Huaying is a very playful young girl, and Ye Teng is also playful, but his playful direction is very strange.Now the second idiot is squatting in the backyard to catch crickets with the thin and weak man who has turned into a human form. As long as Su Huaying dares to drink flower wine, he will be accompanied by a powerful and chubby fairy.

Su Huaying said that there is no pressure to ask him to take Ye Teng to the brothel, but he really doesn't have the guts to provoke Zhong Panji.Now this black guy has found Lin Chenchu, and the combination of the two of them is as powerful as his old man. If he brings the weak to the brothel, Lin Chenchu's verbal criticism will be trivial, but Zhong Panji's death will be a serious matter.

Su Huaying was honest, and Ye Teng was also honest.Ever since Ye Teng discovered that Lin Chenchu's mansion was very interesting, no one could pull him away. Then after he woke up weakly and turned into a human form, a young adult full of childishness and another old child who was also full of childlikeness successfully hooked up together. , and willingly collude with each other ever since.In this regard, Lin Chenchu ​​felt very relieved. According to his speculation, as long as you play with Ye Teng for half a month, the IQ of this doll, which has been mixed with the human spirit Zhong Panji since childhood, can be successfully transformed back to what a preschool child should be. normal state.

Everything seems to be so harmonious... no wonder!

Lin Chenchu ​​was passive and slowed down on the first day because he knew how to keep the clumsy fast. Although he had been promoted to the ranks of local tyrants, he was still no match for the senior evil gentry, Old Master Xu and Wang Juren. A few days later, a sleeping cultivator was dragged by the collar of a mortal master to Shouzhuozhai.

Of course, there are also Zhong Panji, who is willing to be Wannian's follower, and Tan Rongrong, who has officially changed his job to be Wannian's light bulb.

The love, hatred, love and hatred of the three in Shouzhuzhai can be summed up in only one sentence - [-] words are omitted here.

Today, because the secret realm of the Eastern Emperor was opened, Lin Chenchu ​​brought his duo to Shouzhuozhai early in the morning. The duo consisted of a handsome man and a beautiful woman. Adding it in is a vivid version of "Harry Potter" in the world of self-cultivation-he is the least powerful Ron who looks like a cheater (decades have been like a day).

As soon as he arrived at Shouzhuozhai, Lin Chenchu ​​left Zhong Panji and Tan Rongrong behind, and ran to ask Master Xu to resign.The old man looked very reluctant, his eyes were wet, and his old hand with pulsating veins was holding Lin Chenchu's white right hand. The original mischievous white beard was also depressed, and he no longer had the vitality to compete for the camera in the past.The old man said with tears in his eyes: "Oh, if you leave, who will help me earn the extra money of those female students..."

All friends!

After leaving the door, many of his disciples were waiting for him with mournful faces, and Wang Wen, who wrote the little yellow text, had the most vivid expression.Zhong Panji and Tan Rongrong also received many gifts from the apprentices. Lin Chenchu ​​even noticed that Zhong Panji received a thousand-year-old stinky tofu that a student had treasured for a long time...

Lin Chenchu ​​dragged Zhong Panji and Tan Rongrong out of Shouzhuozhai, and the three of them didn't really want to go back to Lin's residence, so they wandered aimlessly on the street.After eating and drinking, beckoning cats and fighting dogs to endanger public order and traffic, the two of Zhong and Tan once again ended their day's schedule with a smoky verbal battle.

As the sky was getting dark, the trio strolled back to the Lin Mansion,

After Zhong Panji returned from Maochen that day, he returned the mask to Lin Chenchu, and Guangming moved into Lin Chenchu's house swaggeringly.Lin Cheng knew what was going on, but he didn't say anything. Zhong Panji's order was not rare to him, but Lin Chenchu ​​called his father anyway, and he didn't want to do anything to Lin Chenchu. Excessive things.

So Zhong Panji, a shameless bastard, regarded himself as a servant, sitting on the saddle during the day and guarding him personally during the night.

The author has something to say: When we are rich, the main character will raise two, one is beautiful and the other is bad; The money is gone, the boss raises two, an ugly Taoist, and a cool demon cultivator... It's over, spoiler...

In the next chapter, enter the secret realm of the East Emperor and polish your eyes! !Wahaha~

These two are Lin Chenchu's character designs. The girl who drew the character designs was met when I was playing scumbag online games. Those who always listen to my thoughts in the group can rest in peace. This is the best I have received so far. A character design, I want to happily hang it on the copywriting! !By the way...you guessed it right, these two people set one smiling and the other not smiling to represent the two extremes of Lin Chenchu, of course you guessed right, the difference between these two pictures is that one corner of the mouth is raised and the corner of the mouth is not raised... I'm just lazy, you hit me!

This guy is Zhong Panji, and I feel that seeing this person’s drawing makes me feel like I have no complaints about him... Please take a look at this picture, it’s definitely the best medicine to influence the world!

ps: Maitreya Buddha speaks Shaanxi dialect...