This must not be written by me

In the nine heavens of the fairy world in the twelve realms of the fairy and demon world, the peace on the shore of Qianluan Lake remains.

This is an unrivaled fairy lake entrenched in the center of the fairy world. It stretches across most of the territory of Nanjun from east to west. It is seven thousand miles wide from north to south. The deepest lake water can reach the Milky Way. Nearby lives the lives bred in the fairy and demon world - the primitive fairy clan, the phoenix clan gathered and flew on the lake, the beast clan played in the water, the wood clan hid by the lakeside, and the dragon clan entrenched at the bottom of the lake.

Across Qianluan Lake, looking south for thousands of miles, passing through the green dragon veins of the dragon tribe, the hidden forest of the wood tribe, and the sacrificial platform of the beast tribe, you will find the vast Nest of the Phoenix Clan. The nest is composed of a dense and lush forest. In the very center of the forest stands this magnificent palace complex.

There is also a city within a city in the center of the temple group, which is called the Temple of the Bird.Day and night, the temple is full of golden lights and auspicious auras, the dark green glazed jade makeup is made of bright green tiles, and the snowy and colorful bricks are built of towering white walls.On the top of the hall, there are flying colorful phoenixes hovering day and night, sometimes turning into colorful feathers dancing in the air, and sometimes jumping down and turning into a group of magic soldiers, holding their arms and supporting them.

The Temple of Birds is the place where the royal family of the Phoenix clan lived in the past, and the Lingxu Hall in the center of the Temple of Birds is the residence of the head of the Phoenix clan.Outside the Hall of Lingxu, there are planted immortal grasses that never dry up for a hundred years, famous flowers that last for thousands of years, and sacred trees that are everlasting fragrance. The waiters who shuttle back and forth are dressed in crimson gauze and look like shining stars, holding agate vases in their hands. , several blood-colored curved coral treasure trees in the bottle are placed in the Lingxu Hall, with a few spots of vermilion in the snow, and the side is not to fall into the slightest mud.

And in this luxurious hall, there is an exquisite crystal soft couch, with three eaves and four clusters, layers of dragons and phoenixes soaring.There is a man lying softly under the battle, with jade hairpins and pearl shoes, a gold medal with purple ribbon, and a vermilion dress dragged on the snow-white soft blanket. His black hair is drooping, his expression is lazy and misty, and his peerless handsomeness is enough to make any man jealous .

Two maids walked in from the entrance of the main hall, one was wearing a blue shirt, the other was wearing a snow suit, both of them had beautiful snow skin and vermilion lips, the blue shirt maid grinned slightly at the person on the soft couch, and said: "The emperor came to stay in bed again today. It's been three poles in the sun and he is still lying on the soft couch and refuses to get up."

The maid in the snow suit quietly walked up to the man, and lightly stroked the man's face with her palm. A lump of snow fell from her hand and slid down the man's open collar. The aggressive man " "Ah!" jumped up, jumping up and down, trying to shake the snowball out, but when the snow slid down to the ankles, it all melted into water.

Lin Chenchu ​​shook the water and screamed, pointing at the woman in the snow suit and roaring: "Snowball! It's not big or small, if you stuff the snowball into my clothes again, be careful and I'll spank your ass!" He pointed at Xue The buttocks are so upturned—so upturned...

"If Dijun read today's schedule, I'm afraid he won't be able to find time to spank Xuelu's ass." The woman in blue giggled coquettishly, and took out a scroll from her arms.

When Lin Chen first saw it, he immediately felt depressed: "Lan Yuan, didn't I say that I don't want to go out, why do you always want me to go out - I like staying indoors, is it a crime!"

Xuelu pouted: "How dare we blame the emperor, but the emperor promised me the day before yesterday that if we get what you want, we will go out. Do you want you to break your word?"

Lin Chenchu's eyes lit up as soon as he saw it: "Did you find the immortal class of the human race?"

Xue Ling lowered a thin case book, and said angrily: "Well, all the human races who have ascended to the fairy world from the ascension are in the fairy class, but we have spent a lot of effort to borrow it from King Qi Tianwang of Dongjun. I came here. It was agreed that you will accompany us out of Nanjun today, and you have been the emperor's personal bodyguard for 1000 years, and we have never stepped out of the Sparrow Temple!"

"It's really going to cause me trouble..." Lin Chenchu ​​put away the case file with a black face, and expressed his agreement with dead fish eyes.

Lan Yuan and Xue Ling hurriedly thanked each other cheerfully, and said loudly: "Although the emperor seldom goes out, there are still many invitations sent every day. Xue Ling and I have sifted through the posts for today's trip, and there are about three months left." More than a hundred copies, please have a look at the emperor."

"Huh? More than three hundred copies... please spare me, read it to me." Lin Chenchu ​​held his forehead with a headache.

"Follow the emperor's order." Lan Yuan held the scroll and said, "Dongjun Daluo Jinxian Dongge always invited the emperor to meet with the emperor on Penglai Xiandao."

Lin Chenchu ​​asked: "Deliberation? What are you discussing?"

Xuelu rushed: "I know! They seem to be discussing "Should the seat of the Four Great Immortal Emperors be nine feet high, or nine feet nine feet nine inches high?" I heard that the meeting has been held for a month."

Lin Chenchu ​​was ashamed: "...the nine-foot-high is not a seat but a ladder, so that if you sit in the Nine Realms and say 'I'm so hot', the stars in the Ten Realms will hear you as 'I'm lustful'. If they are really free, it's okay Hurry up and go to charity, and let me push it away."

"Yes." Lan Yuan continued: "The next one is - the ninth elder of the Feng clan was mistaken for a woman by the third prince of the Dragon clan when he was soaking in the hot spring, and asked the emperor to organize an attack on the dragon clan, otherwise he will be impeached for not maintaining the sanctity of his clan." Monarch."

"What kind of holiness does a big man pay attention to? I would rather be impeached than this kind of embarrassing thing. Push it down."

Lan Yuan continued: "Follow orders!" She read the next item: "The Moluo Immortal of Beijun will invite the Emperor to attend his 76th [-]th Concubine Selection..."

Lin Chenchu's dead fish eyes interrupted: "I haven't even married a fairy emperor yet, who wants to watch him bask in the harem, push him away!"

"Well, Mrs. Zhaohua from Xijun invited the emperor to enjoy the chrysanthemum."

"...recommend her to go to the third prince of the Dragon Clan and reject her."

Lan Yuan continued: "General Dongjun Qi invited the emperor to participate in the Fairy Fruit Festival in Dongjun, and he also specially invited a hundred beautiful dancers from the Holy Mother of Xihua."

Lin Chenchu's eyes lit up, and then Xue Ling said, "However, due to the emperor's wine quality and the honor of the Feng family, the elders unanimously decided to help the emperor."

Lin Chenchu ​​beat his chest and stamped his feet: "Ah, Xueling, you go, call those people from the Presbyterian Church over, I promise I won't beat them to death!"

Xuetai Lanyuan giggled coquettishly, Lin Chenchu ​​collapsed on the couch, and said weakly: "You guys put an end to all those boring meetings discussing whether the toilet is square or round, and whether the horse's mane should be five inches or ten inches, and then recite poems against each other. I also went to the party of enjoying the wind, the moon and the chrysanthemums, and in the end all those who showed off were blacklisted to see what invitations are left."

Xue Ling looked at the scroll and said in amazement for a while, "Ah! As expected of the emperor, after you said that, all the invitations were turned down!"

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the sky speechlessly and complained silently: "...these immortals in the fairy world should be called idlers."

Lan Yuan looked at the scroll up and down, and suddenly said happily: "By the way, Dijun, there is only one left! The Immortal Emperor Xihua of the West County has caught a cub that is said to be very 'strange'. Please go and appraise it."

"Temptation? Sounds good." Lin Chenchu ​​murmured with vacant eyes: "It's rare that the other party is the Queen Mother. It's hard to say no to *si's mother-in-law, whose daughters all ran away with *si. Lan Yuan, prepare yourself."

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Nine-tailed phoenixes hold beautiful flowers, yao grass and dance open the way, gold and silver phoenixes are decorated with a hundred colors of qiong qiong, one white and one orchid, and two huge phoenixes drive side by side to guard the surroundings. Eighteen green phoenixes carry giant phoenixes on their backs and roll the auspicious fire from Nanjun to the west. West County.

The driving speed was extremely fast, but when passing by Dongjun, a group of immortals who had been idling aimlessly all day still noticed it and said in amazement: "Hey, fellow daoist, look whose holy car is in the sky, so angry group!"

Another immortal grabbed his beard and said madly: "It's the Southern Emperor Immortal! It's over, I take my Spirit Recalling Stone with me every day, why did I forget it today! It's a pity... no, I want to record his back with my eyes and lock it in my head."

It has been almost a year since Lin Chenchu ​​became the Southern Emperor of the Immortal Demon Realm. The most unexpected thing in this year may be this guy who looks exactly like him except for his cultivation base and a mole at the corner of his eye. He turned out to be an extremely awesome otaku - at least he has lived for so many years, and he has never heard of anyone who stayed in a house for 1000 years without going out, let alone a high-ranking and powerful immortal emperor.

Because of important matters, he had to be reborn on this Southern Emperor, but Lin Chenchu ​​not only inherited the strength of Immortal Emperor Ting him, but also inherited his memory without reservation.Those memories seemed to have happened to him in the first place, so that he woke up every morning like a schizophrenic, thinking about whether he was Nandi or Lin Chenchu.However, it is precisely because of his true nature that the amateur movie star has no pressure to deceive everyone including his personal bodyguards. He has transformed from a slut to a rich man, spending every day in a luxurious mansion to pursue his search. people act.

The fairy book that Xueling gave him only had five pages from the outside, but Lin Chenchu ​​spent more than half of the journey by continuing to turn the pages. Obviously, the fairy book itself is much thicker than it looks.After reading dozens of pages at a glance, Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed his throbbing forehead, pulled aside the gold gauze by the window, and saw the immortals gathered on the ground looking up at him.He suddenly realized that these immortals who he could only look up to and admired before were not admiring him, let alone being impressed by the quality of the Southern Emperor, but yearning for the honor and strength possessed by the Southern Emperor. The needle pierced the tunnel of memory, and scenes of memories belonging to the Southern Emperor Xianjun flooded up one after another.

The shape of the Hongmeng universe resembles a layered honeycomb, and it is divided into nine heavens. The first and second heavens are the nether world, the third and fourth heavens are the human world, and the fifth to tenth heavens are collectively called the fairy and demon world.The Immortal and Demon Realm has a vast landform, in which the primitive immortal races that have been inherited from eternity live are full of aura, and each race complements each other, and it has been peaceful and safe for thousands of years.But about [-] years ago, the shackles of the fairy and demon world were suddenly broken, and the first strong man from the human world ascended to the fairy world, and the nightmare began.

The primitive immortals who have long been accustomed to the inherent rhythm of life gradually found that the number of human races increased. First, the number of some solitary fairy races dropped sharply, and then the young children of high-level fairy races disappeared. After the clan made the master-servant contract, it was too late.A large number of immortals became slaves of the human race, and were forced to sign unequal treaties of being slaves for generations, and became domestic animals driven by the human race. Some fairy races wanted to rebel, but found that they were made to suffer for the human race by the Qigu tribe. The human shield, unable to bear to attack the same clan, the fairy clan chose to remain silent.

Since then, the ruler of the fairy and demon world has become a human race.Soon, an unprecedented war took place. Both sides of the war were human races, one claimed to be immortal, and the other claimed to be demon race. The two human races fought each other for the land and resources stolen from the original fairy race, but even more The hateful thing is that the tool they fight with is the original fairy race that they have always called "good friends".

This war, which plundered countless primitive immortals, died of the same race. The victorious human race proudly called this war the battle of the ancient immortals, but among the primitive immortals, this war was called the shameful battle of eternal loss. war.The battle of eternal loss was forced to end when the Seventh Heaven was destroyed and turned into a barren land. From then on, the fairy and demon world was divided into two, and the immortals and demons who were incompatible with water and fire were separated into two places. The original fairy clan living together.

After the separation of the human race, the people of the demon world were ready to knock on the seventh heaven to trigger a new war. The immortal race finally launched a fierce attack on the human race regardless of all costs.Originally, they were only willing to be driven because their relatives were threatened. Now, putting aside all concerns, the primitive fairy race in the demon world completely abandoned their kindness, and turned back to the overlord of the fairy demon world. They regained their homeland, From then on, in the eyes of the human race, they are no longer the group of "good friends" who are allowed to be slaughtered, but "evil and insidious enemies".

At the same time, the fairy world is repeating the mistakes of the demon world, but due to the large number of people in the fairy world, countless casualties will be caused when the war starts.This war between humans and immortals lasted for nearly a hundred years, until the last old patriarch of the Feng clan, the father of the Southern Emperor Xianjun who was possessed by Lin Chenchu, finally couldn't bear to see his clansmen die in the war, and went down in spite of the clansmen's opposition. truce.

Signing a peace treaty with the human race is a disgrace among the shame for the fairy race that has always been burdened with shame. The old patriarch who exchanged his own glory for peace abandoned his young son and committed suicide in Jiuzhongtian alone with everything on his back The nameless Great Lake in the center.A hundred years after his death, thousands of phoenix phoenix birds who had witnessed peace and happiness finally woke up and wailed in unison on the day the new patriarch ascended the throne. This pool of clean water was named Qianluan Lake by the human race.

The Southern Emperor Immortal has the glory of the patriarch of the Feng Clan and his stunning natural strength, and his prestige among the human race is even far higher than that of the Eastern Emperor Immortal, but no matter how beautiful the praise from the population is, it cannot Yan Xing Nandi Xianjun is against the human race, so he has always ignored any invitations sent to him by the human race.Of course, Nandi Zhai is not in the Sparrow Temple because he hates seeing humans, but simply because he is lazy...

Lin Chenchu, who is well aware of the inferiority of human beings and was one of them, couldn't help but sigh. Whether it's Suzaku's memory or the memory of Nandi Xianjun, they all look at them from outside the human race-cruel, selfish, Self-centered... He felt like a cynical poet who was about to go further and further down the forbidden road against humanity.I hope that after he returns to his original appearance in the future, he won't impulsively point at Liu Yuran's nose and yell "on behalf of the moon to destroy you".

Qingluan's speed was very fast, but it took only half a day to reach Xihuachi.Lin Chenchu ​​put away the celestial class book, played snowtail Lanyuan and took the ostriches to have fun, and then floated slowly to the center of Xihuachi on a feather cloud.

The Xihua Pool is no different from thousands of years ago. The mirror-like water surface is refracted by different aquatic plants and lights, shining like jewels. The colorful butterflies and birds dance on the colorful pool. The pool covers an area of ​​[-] mu. The pavilions and water pavilions built by Ningkong are well arranged. Walking along the crystal bridge that is as transparent as nothingness, it seems like stepping into a dream step by step.

Not long after, Yuyun arrived at the island in the middle of the lake. The island is full of flowers and plants of various colors. Every day, a kind of flower repeats its blooming and withering scene. The most beautiful blooming today is in the peach blossom forest. peach blossom.Perhaps it was because the peach blossoms were in full bloom. Lin Chenchu ​​walked to the center of the sea of ​​flowers without knowing it. Suddenly, his consciousness moved, and he faintly felt that something was wrong. After confirming it, he couldn't help sweating—as expected, his consciousness reached the forest. The outer circle couldn't be worn anymore. It seems that Xihua invited him not only to see small animals, but if she knew that he came here with the mentality of fishing, it would be quite scary.

The Holy Mother of Xihua is the only female fairy emperor in the entire fairy world, because she is a fairy born in Xihuachi, she has a high status and a long age, and even Nandi Xianjun, who is also a fairy emperor, can't be counted clearly. She hates female cultivators ruled by men They will all go to Xijun to ask for her protection. It can be said that she is the last person in the entire fairy and demon world to offend—unless you don't want a wife or life.

Lin Chenchu ​​waited for a long time but no one appeared. He was a little bored and stretched out his hand to pick a flower branch for fun. Just as he stretched out his hand, he heard a scolding voice with a smile: "Everyone says that the phoenix is ​​a bird of mercy. But stretching out his hands to fold the flower branches that can only be developed for a day, are you deliberately trying to make me angry?"

From the void, a golden leopard with a beautiful and compact figure came out, and a pair of golden eyes flashed this compelling golden light, but the strange thing was that this leopard actually looked so beautiful with its sharp canine teeth and unkempt feathers. It resembles a saber-toothed tiger displayed in a prehistoric museum. Obviously, the soft voice came from the mouth with two fangs.Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and when he opened them again, Leopard turned into a graceful woman sitting softly on the ground and smiling coquettishly.

"Although no matter how much I dress up like Pu Liuzhi, I am not as beautiful as the natural beauty of the Feng family, but every time I see a distinguished guest, it is a basic etiquette to take a bath and change clothes. You will not blame it for delaying some time, Little Phoenix." This woman is like She blinked her eyes playfully like a girl, and a loose brocade dress floated on top of the crispy cartilage, as tired and charming as the side of a soft couch, with a charm that made people unconsciously relax.She has a very beautiful and dignified appearance, but what is more noticeable is an indescribable temperament - every frown, smile, and every action, everything makes people feel pleasing to the eye, it is a kind that transcends all life. The femininity on the face is proud and charming, soft and tough, but unforgettable.

Even if you know that you can’t have anything to do with her, you can’t help but feel good about such a woman. Lin Chenchu ​​joked: “It’s okay, anyway, half of a man’s life is waiting for a woman to get dressed, so it doesn’t matter if you wait for a while .”

"Then what are you doing in the other half of the time?" Our Lady of Xihua asked with a narrowed smile.

Clear laughter came from behind the flowers, and a young man in simple clothes stood on the tree, holding his chin and smiling like a flower.This man has sword eyebrows and star eyes, and his handsome appearance is comparable to that of Zhong Panji. Although he is not as sharp as three points, he is three points more casual and free and easy.

"Naturally wait for the woman to take off her clothes!"

There are many men in this world who can turn a good conversation into pornographic jokes, but there are very few men who can turn pornographic jokes into such a vicious tongue. Unfortunately, this man is among the latter. What surprised Lin Chenchu ​​was his cultivation level —Another Immortal Emperor.

The author has something to say: I have briefly explained some things, and the next chapter will enter the main plot.

A few days ago, someone privately said that my vocabulary is not rich enough. In fact, it’s not that I don’t have enough vocabulary. It’s just that I can’t stand it when it becomes richer... I introduced some things, buried some lines, and a few new characters. Next article The protagonist of the article is also in it, and the new article is in the planning of Wannian, and this article will be serialized when it enters the stage of editing.

Floating outside for four months, I finally came home today. When I resurrected, let the protagonist be resurrected. This is called living together and dying together...

Lin Chenchu: "Zhong Panji, let's commit suicide again!"

Chapter 191 The Magic Chapter