This must not be written by me

Chapter 190 Two

The time spent at home is always peaceful and fulfilling.

Lin Chenchu ​​lay sprawled on the bed, staring at the stack of files beside the bed in a daze.It has to be said that the design of the dossier in the Immortal Demon Realm is no worse than that of the modern society he once lived in. On it, not only the name and biography can be seen, but even the appearance can be seen at a glance through spiritual reading.

The Immortal Realm has a vast territory, but because of wars and slow reproduction, the total number of human and immortal races in each of the four counties has always been less than 20.Because the number is rare and precious, every human race that ascends must be ranked in the fairy class, and the inheritance of descendants among the fairy clans is listed as the top priority by the chiefs of the clan. Black households basically do not exist, and it is said that the fairy world has been turned upside down Upside down, in fact, he just flipped through the fairy class book that he begged for everywhere, and got to know everyone in the fairy world-even though it took him a year to finish all this...

There are almost no fairy races in Dongjun, and the recorded human races before their ascension were just living the days of upgrading and practicing, upgrading and practicing again, without any gains at all.It seems that Zhong Panji can't be found in the fairy world in the fairy world, but he can't find it in the demon world because of the collapsed and closed seventh world.He sighed, although he knew that it would not be easy to find someone, but now it seems that meeting Zhong Pan before his death is a fantasy.

"Ha..." A ball of white hair lay on his stomach and breathed comfortably, the little pink tongue stretched out, Lin Chenchu ​​stretched out his hand and pinched it, Xiao Baize bit it unceremoniously, and then When Lin Chenchu ​​yelled in pain, he cast a look of "you idiot".

This guy who is said to be Bai Ze has been living with Lin Chenchu ​​for nearly a month, and every day besides eating, he lies on his body and dozes off.In the words of the Holy Mother of Xihua, he needs to rely on deep sleep to absorb Lin Chenchu's vitality to restore himself, but Lin Chenchu ​​didn't feel any discomfort when he arrived.

Lin Chenchu ​​reached through Little Bai Ze's two front paws, picked him up, looked at the big cat cub thoughtfully, "It feels like you've grown up again, this face is still a bun , now it’s all pancakes, and it won’t change into a dish in two days. Huh...Little Dingding has grown up too!"

His answer was an unceremonious paw.

Lin Chenchu ​​laughed out loud and threw the book away. With a lewd smile, he threw himself at the fluffy white beast. Little Bai Ze was about to run away when his fur exploded, but he caught him right before he could dodge.Lan Yuan entered the Lingxu Hall, and what she saw was her own emperor rubbing his limp cat cub with a rippling face, and little Bai Ze drooping his ears and paws, sighing dying, looking as if he was about to die—a scene from "Forcing and Oppressing" picture".

Lan Yuan coughed lightly, and when Lin Chenchu ​​turned around, he saw Lan Yuan looking at him helplessly, that look was clearly looking at a pedophile - he pretended not to see, anyway, it was Nandi who lost face.

Lan Yuan came to deliver the file that had been processed by the elders for filing. Lin Chenchu ​​ordered her to put it on the mat in front of the soft couch, and he still had a great time playing with the kitten's deciduous teeth.

After finishing the dossier, Lan Yuan faltered for a long time. It seemed that the Immortal Emperor of Beijun was going to marry the princess of the Dragon Clan of Nanjun next month, and the envoy arrived today with the invitation.

Nanjun is the largest settlement of the fairy clan in the fairy and demon world, and it is also where the royal families of the phoenix clan and the dragon clan are located.From a small point of view, I am strictly regarded as the bride's natal family. From a large point of view, although the Northern Emperor Immortal has never met before, it should also belong to the category of "long-time friendship". The group of people must eat themselves.

Seeing that it was getting late, he ordered Lan Yuan to arrange a residence for the messenger and meet him tomorrow.Lan Yuan got the order and left the Lingxu Hall as if fleeing for her life.

While pinching the tiger cub's pink nose, he asked, "Why is this girl so ashamed, and I didn't do anything inappropriate for children."

Bai Ze didn't even bother to look at him.Thinking about it, I understand that in the eyes of the immortals, Xiao Baize is just a child, and Lin Chenchu ​​has made it clear that it is sexual harassment, especially since he is still a boy.

When Lin Chenchu ​​saw Baimaotuan and despised him, he couldn't help grinning, as if he was eager to rub his hair. Bai Ze was caught between Lin Chenchu's legs and had nowhere to escape, so he couldn't bear it and bit him angrily.Lin Chenchu's scalp went numb, and he covered his brother at the last moment, looking at the tiger cub with a subtle expression in his heart.

"Hey, what's that expression on your face? Are you disgusted? If I get bitten, it's obviously me who is the worst, okay! Hey, don't sleep and listen to me!"

Half a day later, the calm little Bai Ze fell on his lap with his eyes blanked, and Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed his soft back in a funny way, and the Lingxu Palace once again returned to tranquility.

Once you calm down, you can't help but become gentle.Lin Chenchu ​​quietly looked at the little beast with closed eyes and light sleep, and a faint smile unconsciously hung on the corner of his mouth.Zhong Panji used to use the pseudonym Bai Ze. Although he grew up in the human world, he may not know the fairy Bai Ze, but when he saw this tiger cub, Lin Chenchu ​​always inadvertently took the name of Bai Ze. In the last few minutes, he will have the intimacy with Zhong Panji only.

Although he is always bitten, Xiao Baiqiu doesn't seem to hate him. Although he always tells him what it means to be a gentleman, he has never been bitten and bleeds, and he will never bite anyone other than himself. ——Of course, no one but him dared to tease Bai Ze, a high-ranking immortal with a strong desire for revenge.

The white fingers slid along the little beast's forehead to the back, Bai Ze's ears moved slightly, and he slowly raised his eyes, seeing Lin Chenchu ​​bowing his head and smiling gently.The light sunshine casts on the spring-like smile, which is as warm as the warm winter sun. The long ink-colored hair runs across the flawless ear pinna and vertically to the hand, and the moon-like fingers are holding the condensed white jade cup. The fingertips are soft and white, which seems to be the same color as the jade cup.Bai Ze's bright and round eyes reflected this face for a long time, until Lin Chenchu's expression became puzzled, and finally he closed his eyes with his chin resting on his paws, his tail drew a half circle on his thigh, and sighed comfortably in one breath.

……

In the early morning of the next day, Lin Chenchu ​​put on a fancy dress and sat on the top of the Qiongyang Hall to receive the salute from the envoy from Beijun. Said a lot.

Lin Chenchu ​​took advantage of the quarrel between the elders and sneaked back to the Lingxu Hall.It was already evening at this time, because he was going to meet the messenger, and it was impossible to bring a hairball by his side, so he left Bai Ze in the Lingxu Hall and ordered Xue Ling to take care of him.I kind of missed the white hair after rubbing it all day, but I didn't expect that as soon as the door was opened, a white pompom flew out of the house, hanging on Lin Chenchu's body, and naturally ignored the frantic Xuelu behind him.

"I said that Dijun will be back tomorrow, don't run away... Di, Dijun?!" Xue Ling hurriedly saluted. At this time, her head was covered with sweat, and there were still a few scraps of paper stuck to her head. The room was already a mess. She was also tossed a lot.

According to Xueling, Bai Ze was fine in the morning, but he became restless in the afternoon. She thought that Bai Ze was just thinking about the emperor, so she told him that Lin Chenchu ​​would come back tomorrow morning, but she didn't expect that Mao Qiu immediately started making trouble like crazy.

Bai Ze looked at Xueling as if he was looking at his teammate again. Lin Chenchu ​​ordered Xueling to clean up the house, and then quietly returned to Qiongyang Hall with it in his arms.As soon as he opened the door, before he stepped into the palace door, he heard a loud voice from inside the room: "Dijun, where have you slipped away again!"

A handsome man with red hair rushed out of the hall, grabbed Lin Chenchu's neck and roared, "Dijun, you are the patriarch of the Feng Clan, why would it be so difficult for our elders to see you! Believe it or not if you disappear again I will burn you to death in minutes!"

A handsome boy with a baby face came out from behind the man, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Scarlet Ibis, young man, don't be impulsive, speak up when you have something to say, and you can't beat the patriarch..."

The scarlet ibis' red hair was all blown up, and it turned to the Ninth Elder Zihu and shouted: "Who wants you, a ten thousand-year-old baby-faced pussy old man, to explain the truth!"

Zihu was poked at the fatal point, and three veins jumped out of his face, and he said with a smile: "Baby face... motherfucker... old man?"

Smoke rose from the entrance of Qiongyang Hall.

Lin Chenchu ​​hugged Bai Ze and sneaked into the inner hall from the terrifying fight between the two immortals.The members of the Presbyterian Church had already left, and only two of them were still arguing in the room. It is estimated that none of them thought that the missing Nan Di would come back by himself.

At this time, Qiongyang Palace was empty, so Lin Chenchu ​​coldly called the uninvited guest out.

Bai Ze was also present when Lan Yuan was talking to him yesterday, so it doesn't make sense for him to be restless because he left him.Based on Xuelu's inadvertent exposure of his whereabouts, it is very likely that he was so impatient because he was worried that something would happen to him.Although Lan Yuan and Xuelu are now adult phoenixes, and their cultivation can reach the level of Da Luo Jinxian, some people are still helpless.

But fortunately, the visit this time was the Holy Mother of Xihua, who was trying to play a prank. As soon as she appeared, she couldn't help but hugged Bai Ze and boasted, her face was full of motherhood and intoxication, and she completely ignored the mess who was watching Bai Ze jealously. people.Bai Ze's face was filled with impatience, and he broke away from Xihua and fled away. Only then did a certain immortal emperor be willing to talk serious things with Lin Chenchu.

"This time I came to say goodbye to you, but just now I saw some old people from the Feng family, and suddenly remembered that it is time to return the property to the original owner." The Holy Mother of Xihua took out a "not easy to find" from her bosom. The jade pendant, the first time Lin Chenchu ​​saw the jade pendant, his eyes straightened: "This is..."

Xihua said: "This is the inheritance token of the patriarch of your Feng clan. After the war broke out, your father entrusted it to me. I think it is time to return it to you."

Lin Chenchu ​​took the jade pendant over carefully, the tentacles were soft and soft, the pattern was exquisite, and the super low sense of existence all explained a problem - this is his phoenix pendant!

Xihua looked at the jade pendant and said, "This divine jade is a token passed down by the patriarchs of the Feng clan in the past. When your father gave it to me, he repeatedly asked - the Phoenix clan can be destroyed, but the divine jade must not be lost. You also know I have forgotten the characteristics of this thing for nearly a thousand years, and now I am leaving Nine Heavens, and I don’t know when I will come back, so now that I exchange it with you, it will be considered as returning it to its original owner.”

Lin Chenchu ​​looked up at Our Lady of Xihua, and asked, "Leaving Nine Heavens? What trouble did you encounter?"

The Holy Mother of Xihua smiled gently: "I can't say it, it's just that there is no way to return to the Nine Realms in a short time." She smiled again: "By the way, during the time I am leaving, please come to Zhixianyuan Here it is for you—that guy in Beidi has his own beautiful lady in his eyes, and I can't believe Dongdi, after much deliberation, you are the most suitable, you must take care of them like you take care of little Bai Ze!"

Bai Ze lay on Lin Chenchu's shoulder and snorted coldly, as if accusing Lin Chenchu ​​of only ravaging him and not taking care of him.

The two chatted for a while, and then sent off the graceful Virgin of Xihua, and Lin Chenchu ​​returned to the entrance of Qiongyang Hall happily.I was seeing a handsome young man standing at the gate of the hall with a smile on his face, persuading Zihu and Scarlet Ibis not to fight. This man is almost at the level of Daluo Jinxian, standing in the territory of the Phoenix clan, but he exudes the breath of the dragon clan , and looking at Zihu's stinky fart, he should be the third prince of the dragon clan who mistook him for a woman...

... The expensive circle is really chaotic.

Lin Chenchu ​​covered Bai Ze's eyes and quickly slipped away, so as not to teach the children badly. He put his hand on his head covered with white hair and black lines, and didn't bother to despise him anymore. Anyway, he couldn't see him if he despised him.

One person and one hair ball quickly returned to the Lingxu Hall, the palace had been cleaned up by the maid, and Lan Yuan and Xue Ling were sitting on the jade steps at the door, not knowing what to talk about.Lin Chenchu ​​approached quietly, just as he heard Lan Yuan say: "...I advise you to just give up. Although Elder Mioyu is Xuefeng with you, you still have to protect the emperor. You will never be able to spare time in three days' time." of."

Lin Chenchu ​​showed his figure from behind the two, coughed twice, and the two little girls immediately stood up and saluted.Lin Chenchu ​​is a strong man at the level of an immortal emperor, but he keeps two beautiful and bubbling big Luo Jinxian as bodyguards, and the so-called Nandi guards are more like maids, and he is not the hero of the shawen pig. Think about this situation Also feel reckless.

"In the past few days, I'm going to devote myself to meditation in the Lingxu Hall. The foot restraint formation will be closed after seven days. You two can go and play for a few days."

Xuelu hurriedly said: "Dijun, this is making us dereliction of duty, if there is a thorn..."

Lin Chenchu ​​interrupted: "What's wrong with your job? Have you ever seen someone as top-notch as me? I hired two flower-like big Luo Jinxians to hang around every day under my nose, and played with the uniform temptation for hundreds of years without any tangible results. The Forbidden Road can no longer accommodate me, and I am the most dereliction of duty."

Xueling didn't understand what Lin Chenchu ​​said, but knew that the emperor was coming for real, so she couldn't help showing a sweet smile.The little girl was usually very pretty, and such a smile was even more remarkable. Lin Chenchu, who was looking directly at her, was trembling, and Bai Ze bit his shoulder sinisterly, and the pain made him lose all desire for lust.

Lin Chenchu ​​rescued his shoulder from the tiger's mouth, and asked the two people who looked happy: "Lan Yuanxuelu, have you heard about the phoenix-shaped jade?"

Xuelu shook her head, but Lan Yuan hesitated and said, "Emperor, did you say it was the Vermillion Bird Divine Jade? If so, I heard Elder Mioyu say that the Divine Jade is a keepsake, and it can only be passed down by the patriarch's line through generations. And His old man also said that Shenyu is the treasure left by the Suzaku God Lord, even far surpassing the lives of the people of the clan, although many people don't believe in the gods and the gods."

Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't help but gasped when he heard the Suzaku God Lord. Piaoyun was Priest Xuefeng and his uncle, so naturally he wouldn't just talk about it.At this time, the Lingxu Hall had been cleaned up, and after Lan Yuan and the others left, Lin Chenchu ​​completely closed the hall door to ensure that people from the Presbyterian Church would not visit on a whim in the past few days.

Bai Ze jumped down from his shoulder, wandering around as if patrolling the territory, as if applauding the efficiency of the maids, Lin Chenchu ​​himself took out the phoenix pendant—or divine jade, and infiltrated the immortal consciousness into it Check it out.

The jade is full of trivial matters recorded by the patriarchs of the Feng clan in the past. These things have been deleted by him after 8000 years, but after he inherited the memory of the Southern Emperor, these trivial matters seem to be particularly heartwarming.After all, he couldn't help memorizing them all, and waited for the opportunity to engrave them back later.

At this time, Zhong naturally did not engrave the "Furning Sun Art". In fact, the Burning Sun Art has been passed down from generation to generation by word of mouth, and only the physique of the fire phoenix can be cultivated.After much deliberation, he still sealed the divine formula on the trigger formation and engraved it on the center of Feng Pei.

As he engraved, he became a little dazed, and unconsciously, the Suzaku God Lord was standing on the top of the sacred mountain, looking at the vast land of Weining Yaohai in the distance.Suddenly remembered that when he was in Luoming Peak, he had seen a person who was almost exactly like himself in the environment of Shenyu. Man'er said that Feng Pei was given to her by the last head of the Feng clan. If there is a problem, this Southern Emperor Immortal should be the last Feng Clan patriarch!

According to her, there was a great war in the fairy world 6000 years ago, and almost all the fairy races died.Now that I think about it, Man'er has been in the human world for so many years, and it is very likely that he has confused the time. Does that mean that in the near future, another war will break out in the fairy world, and the direct result of the war is that the fairy world is completely occupied by the human race , the original fairy clan will be removed from the fairy world from then on!

Seeing those immortals who lived comfortably and happily, thinking of such a terrible ending, Lin Chenchu ​​only felt cold from the tip of his toes to the top of his head—in any case, he could not let the tens of thousands of people of the Phoenix clan and the original fairy clan , In my own eyes, I became a victim of the war!

"It's stabbed!" The sound of paper being torn pulled Lin Chenchu ​​back from his deep thoughts, and he woke up to the idea that he had just thought of exterminating the human race and saving the immortal race.He wiped the cold sweat off his brow, looked at the phoenix jade in his hand, and remembered that he seemed to have seen Suzaku weep in a hallucination, and the teardrops turned into white jade. Maybe this phoenix jade is really that drop, carrying Suzaku's tears of all happy and painful memories.

Looking back at the source of the sound, Xiao Baize was holding the fairy book and shaking his claws in frustration. The paper had been torn beyond recognition by the little beast's sharp nails. Lin Chenchu ​​approached and found that almost every page of the paper had a paw printed on it. India, apparently turned over.

"Can you read?" He hugged Bai Ze as if he had discovered a new world. There was a trace of panic in Bai Ze's eyes, but they turned into white eyes when he heard Lin Chenchu's next words: "You didn't look the other way, It seems that I really know how to read. Come, tell me what this word reads?" In front of the beautiful finger is the word "Daddy"—it turns out that there are really human beings who would name their daughters Ai Dae——Bai Ze's round little tiger eyes have completely changed. Became a dead fish eye.

Lin Chenchu ​​was really cute. He laughed and hugged Bai Ze and fell on the bed. The little beast couldn't break free, so he just pretended to be dead.Lin Chenchu ​​rubbed little Bai Ze's round soft ears, and smiled like an idiot: "So you are really literate, you are really smart." Bai Ze naturally despised him, but he suddenly felt a little lonely: "...he is also very smart , so he can always find me easily, but I am so useless..."

Although Bai Ze didn't move, he closed his ears unconsciously, looked at the fairy book that had been torn into pieces by himself, and jumped onto his warm belly as if he knew something, with a pair of clear round eyes His eyes were full of reflections of his sorrow.

Lin Chenchu ​​hugged the little hairball with his backhand, and pulled it sideways into his arms, saying, "Want to hear his story?"

Little Baize snorted disdainfully, gently tugged on his collar, and arched into his arms.Lin Chenchu ​​laughed: "Don't believe it? He's the smartest person I've ever met, a person... who can even calculate himself."

He was really too depressed, there was nowhere to confide the thoughts in his head, and no one could understand the anxiety in his stomach. However, facing Xiao Bai Ze who seemed to be able to listen to him, but could not tell his secret, he finally couldn't help but open his mouth. mouthed.

"He was very smart when he was very young. I remember that although he was taller than me, he was only as tall as the table..."

After Lin Chenchu ​​finished telling the story of how Zhong Panji killed the Great Elder, Bai Ze had already closed his eyes, and fell asleep humming a little snore.

Recalling Zhong Panji from the past, Lin Chenchu ​​felt even more blocked.Gently covering the hair ball with a thin quilt, he went down to the ground to study and rescue the primitive fairy clan, but he didn't see that Bai Ze, who should be sleeping, opened his eyes after he turned around, with an unpredictable look on his face.

The author has something to say: I recently had a dream about the two protagonists being fleshy... Sexual blessings should not be far away...

Because the review system canceled the anti-theft chapter, it turned out that the click was heartbreaking-of course, it may be that I wrote it badly.

Briefly introduce the origin of the characters:

The Queen Mother of the West, also known as the Queen Mother of the West—the Queen Mother of the West, also known as the Queen Mother of the West, in the Taoist fairy system, the Queen Mother of the West is the leader of all the female immortals in the Heavenly Palace and all the yin energy between heaven and earth.The goddess who protects marriage and childbearing. "Shan Hai Jing": "The Queen Mother of the West looks like a human being, with a leopard tail and tiger teeth, whistling, fluffy hair and wearing a hoop. The disheveled hair resembles the eye-catching feather crown on the head of an unlucky hoopoe. He is a god sent by heaven to control plague, disease, death and torture, and lives in Kunlun Mountains.

So after Shuo Shu saw it, he was surprised to find that this description is not a saber-toothed tiger... Well, here, the Queen Mother of the West is set as a leopard body, but a very feminine character, I hope you like it.

About Ziwei Xingdi—the main body is Ziwei Xingjun, that is, the emperor Ziweixing. The ancients regarded people with Ziwei's astrology as emperors and descended to earth. Here, he is set as a mysterious immortal emperor who lives in the ten heavens. Very gentle character, I hope you like it.

About Bai Ze: Bai Ze’s appearance description has always been a mystery. It is said that the famous beast on Kunlun Mountain is covered in snow, can speak human language, and understand the emotions of all things. It is often regarded as a symbol of a virtuous ruler governing the world together with a unicorn or a phoenix.It is an auspicious beast that can turn people from bad luck to good fortune. Some people say that they are unicorns—and some say that unicorns are unicorns—a joke. The mythical beasts in my Greater China have half a dime relationship with foreign Zhangjiao white horses. ! !

Here, Bai Ze is set as a white tiger with horns and wings. ps: Little Baize is a cub, it has no horns like a deer, and its wings only unfold when needed.I wanted to write it as a very proud character, but I don't know why it turned into a proud character...

Finally, there are a group of people from the Feng clan—yes, you guessed it right, their name Shuoshu is basically a combination of color + bird radical to save trouble, but the color is relatively representative of personality, such as purple The purple of the swan represents the appearance of weakness, and for example, the pheasant (blue and white) represents the misty heart, or the orchid kite represents the quality and blue heart... In short, let's understand it by yourself! !

Maybe it’s because the school has just started. The comments in these three chapters are all empty, and I feel empty in my heart. Maybe it’s because I have been updating intermittently for a long time, and everyone is a little tired, but I still hope to finish this story with everyone. .Although it is the first novel, Shuo Shu really put his heart and soul into it, and he didn't mean to be perfunctory in the slightest.Shuoshu's writing style is still immature, but I hope everyone can see my progress.