This must not be written by me

In fact, he also felt that the previous ending was not normal, but in fact he didn't know how to change it.It may be strange to say that this article feels very strange to him, and every time he reads it, he feels like reading someone else's work again, although he did type out the 300 million words word by word.But it is because of this strangeness that he always feels a little inconsistent with the revised ending, which always seems far-fetched, and the mentality maintained by the characters at the beginning is completely inconsistent with the revised ending.He sighed, threw away the mouse, determined not to change it.

There is a saying that when people are unlucky, drinking cold water will clog the teeth.Although Zhai Nan doesn't know the difference between being stuffed between his teeth with cold water and being stuffed with saliva, he has indeed been unlucky all his life, and today he will encounter the most unlucky thing in his life.In short, just when he dropped the mouse and got up to make a bowl of noodles, he heard a loud bang, and a strong beam of light shot out from the bottom of his feet.The beam of light was unimpeded by any barriers, and rushed straight through his body like a sharp sword. When his consciousness was only left, he seemed to hear a subtle voice brought out by the beam of light:

"Professor, the No. [-] lightsaber is out of control!! It has rushed out of the laboratory and irradiated the ground."

"Huh... Fortunately, we asked the local government to disperse the residents of this place, otherwise these people would definitely die..."

Zhai Nan: ...Fuck me! ! !Unscrupulous homeowners and developers, I curse your [-] generations of ancestors! ! !

In this way, when someone is on the verge of going berserk, he completely loses consciousness, and when he recovers again, it will be the scene we saw at the beginning.

For a ten-thousand-year dead houseman who has experienced many battles and has seen all kinds of literature, animation, and logic blockbusters, nothing makes him feel more thrilling than the current situation, because he is lying in an ice coffin right now ! !

He swallowed his saliva, and looked around cautiously—if he didn't find any flowers, it meant he wasn't a great man; if he didn't see a dwarf, it meant that this wasn't a fairy tale world; It's possible that he was lying on it and gradually using his body temperature to melt his body into the ice... Nani!

He sat up abruptly, looking around vigilantly.

This is an unusually white cave, covered from top to bottom with crystal-clear ice crystals that are visually very cold. On the other hand, lying under him, it seems to be the coldest thing in the room, it should be an ice bed.But the most illogical thing is that lying on it, I can't feel a trace of cold at all, and I can't even feel the cold touch at all. If there is no shivering white man wrapped in a ball at the door, I am afraid that I will only regard this place as a big house decorated in white.wait... people?

He hurriedly turned his head, only to see a man standing facing him at the entrance of the cave, with a boy's hair bun, wearing a pure white robe, with blue borders embroidered on the cuffs, neckline, waist and other places of the robe, and a belt on the border. With a little silver shading, it looks very simple, but it also has a low-key magnificence.It's just... this man is wearing Hanfu!And what a straight skirt!As expected, I have time-traveled!

However, compared to his current situation, it seems that someone is more excited than him.

"Oh my god! The dead are resurrected! There are monsters!! Help!!!"

The boy's expression of seeing a ghost is not much different from the appearance of the protagonist in "Jurassic Park" when he was swallowed by a dinosaur.However, compared to the soft bastards in the movies who see big guys and their feet go limp, this man is obviously more powerful. I saw him shouting at the top of his voice while running wildly. Although he was very bloated, it didn't affect him at all. Swift action.A pair of big feet rolled up the snow dust all over the ground, and the rolling snow suddenly seemed to automatically add a car exhaust animation effect to him. Zhai Nan just watched it and wished he could find a camera to take pictures and keep it as an expression.

His mind was spinning quickly, and he immediately drew the three most likely conclusions for his current situation through the episode just now: First, he may be the son of a certain big man who died due to congenital or acquired deficiencies. People seal themselves in ice coffins, looking for ways to save themselves - this is a martial arts novel.Second, my body is already dead, and I was sent here to perform some kind of ritual, and then I was resurrected by myself—this is a fantasy novel.Third, I am a monster, sealed here, waiting to be resurrected, and then killed by the protagonist—this is a horror novel.

After calming himself down, he rubbed his sore limbs, and basically gave up guessing about his environment. Anyway, he would know sooner or later, and he was not in a hurry.The most important thing for him right now is to see his new body

When he just looked at the hand, Zhai Nan had basically judged that this was a child whose skin was delicate and smooth, so fair that most modern women living in the smog would be jealous.He is like a wretched, weird millet, touching his body pervertedly—the arms and legs are extremely thin, which shows that he has not exercised for a long time, and it is very likely that he has been sleeping here all the time, but fortunately, the muscles are not there. Atrophy, indicating that the owner of this body is likely to be gifted in some aspects;

The hair is very long, black hair, ancient attire, very fat, it should not be her own.Don't think about how many days this body has been. No, it's because he hasn't washed his hair or bathed for several years. Let's take a look at his outfit first: the style looks like Hanfu, but it's different from the clothes he originally recorded in the world. This world is very likely to be an era that has not been recorded in history books, or it is directly an overhead era;

Good ears and eyes, short stature, flat chest... well, if it wasn't for the flat chest, I would kill myself now.

He rants and speculates about himself like a genius, and deduces some seemingly powerful conclusions that are basically useless, and then...someone finally put his hand into the leg of his heart—it is said that through the People are generally... Hehehe, you know the pride of a stallion...

But the lewd-smile on his face hadn't fully unfolded yet, and it turned into a sad face. He just felt that the thousands of words in his mind had become a single word, which is called "**" in English and "**" in Chinese Let's call it "groove!"

He only felt that a naughty bird in his hand had its head retracted into its neck, and it couldn't come out no matter how much it was masturbated. From the touch... it should be a naked bird.But what bothered him the most was that his size was a bit too small—it didn't matter if he wasn't a Dapeng!You can't arrange a quail for me!Oh my god, what evil did I do, you treat me like a fart, I will change the ending when I go back, let the protagonist stay with the villain directly, and never separate...

He comforted himself, it must be because he hadn't grown up yet, isn't there a saying that goes, "It's not necessarily good to be old when you're young."Maybe ten years later I can become a hero who picks a stick and a line again!In this way, student Zhai Nan, who had always been a bachelor in the past, was delusional about his bright new future with his mouth curled up, completely ignoring himself. Love, girlfriend surnamed You, famous hand...

With such a longing for the future, Zhai Nan, who is still a thin child, crawled out of the ice bed and studied the room carefully.Rather than saying that this is a house, it is better to say that it is a huge ice cave that is nearly ten feet high from top to bottom. The cave is very spacious, but it is also possible that there is only an ice bed and no other furniture to set it off.

The cave is very transparent, and you can see the outside scene directly from the cave. Outside the cave, the wind and snow are dancing wildly. The nine-foot sun disk and misty clouds seem to be within reach, but these wind, snow and clouds cannot pass through the cave door.Zhai Nan felt a little strange when he saw it, but it seemed that it was already a strange thing to pass it on by himself, so he didn't continue to investigate further.

He looked around, the walls inside the grotto were covered with ice dust, but it looked extremely smooth, as if as long as the ice crystals were wiped off, there would be an ice mirror underneath.

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