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Chapter [-] Save Zhong Panji! (Four)

The beautiful young man hugged his thigh tightly, two lines of tears flowed down the stream, and said hoarsely:

"Coach Anxi! I want to play, blue, ball..."

Bai Ze: "Huh?"

What's the situation?

Bai Ze casually agreed "well, well", squatted down helplessly to wipe away Lin Chenchu's tears, and then secretly and carefully observed his eyes—as expected, they had turned into mosquito coils—so he was playing tricks. drunk

Bai Ze rolled his eyes: "Is it right to play blue ball? Just tell me what your wish is, whether it is blue ball, chrysanthemum ball or peony ball, I will use it to destroy you."

"What is my will...?"

Lin Chenchu ​​was stunned for a moment, and suddenly seemed to be touched. He lowered his head and trembled uncontrollably. When he raised his head again, his expression was filled with grief, indignation and madness.He gritted his teeth and said, "I want...to join the survey corps, in short, to kill all the giants!"

Bai Ze was shocked, and suddenly didn't know what to say.It took a long time for him to hold back a few tentative words from between his teeth: "So...?"

Lin Chenchu ​​hugged his thigh again, tears of grievance streaming down his face: "So Captain Levi, please don't kick me anymore...it hurts."

Bai Ze frowned and looked at Lin Chenchu's face which kept rubbing against his thigh, and paused slightly:

"So the person you are looking for is called Li Weier?"

Lin Chenchu ​​shook his head and asked for it smoothly: "No, I'm going to collect all seven dragon balls to find Shenlong."

Bai Ze suddenly had a headache. He felt that it was a complete mistake for him to get Lin Chenchu ​​drunk. If he wanted to trap this kind of person, he could just torture him to extract a confession...

Bai Ze gritted his teeth helplessly and said, "Can I hit you?"

"I can't hehe."

While talking, the sunset was setting in the west, and the day, night and night black stones on the roof of the shed suddenly sank completely from half-black, and the entire phoenix cage fell silent in the darkness as if someone had pressed the mute button.Bai Ze just didn't know what to say for a while, but Lin Chenchu ​​was still brewing a vast ocean of emotions at his feet.Just when Bai Ze was about to pull Lin Chenchu ​​up from the cold carpet, someone jumped up and leaned against his chest, emphasizing: "Oh! The dark clouds cover the sun, and people will not be old, and the country is about to perish. Monsters will come out! Take care, dear concubine, I will sacrifice my life for the people first..."

In the end, am I a concubine?By the way, which song are you singing about?Bai Ze felt that his nerves were collapsing.

He turned around and lit up the eight night beads in the phoenix cage, and when he turned around, he saw Lin Chenchu ​​got into the cup, showing half of his head, his eyes were watery looking at the red smoke hazy window screen, and then turned to the white with affection. Ze, here he said: "My lord, my family... I have a family..."

"..." Even though Bai Zedang seemed to have been cast with a soul-inducing spell, his whole body seemed to lighten up.His breathing became a little short, and his eyes were all fixed on Lin Chenchu's black hair scattered all over the bed. The hair was as slender as a black snake dancing around, and he twitched a tentacle gently and softly.At this time, the lights are quiet and the people are quiet, the handsome and handsome men's eyes are facing each other, the sparks of basic love are crackling, Bai Ze thinks of Lin Chenchu's **** taste, his heart beats wildly and he wants to kiss him.

Lin Chenchu ​​blinked his eyes and watched him getting closer and closer in a daze. Just when the target was within reach, he suddenly showed a triumphant lewd smile, and suddenly grabbed his belt, and with skillful strength, he slapped him hard. Bai Ze fell on the bed.Bai Ze was slammed by him without any vigilance, and was thrown on his back with a "bang dong", just as he was stunned and wondering what happened, someone suddenly lifted the quilt with a wicked smile , tore off his obscene clothes, revealing a flat and well-proportioned chest, writhing wantonly:

"You're fooled, I'm a man hahahahaha!!"

Lin Chenchu ​​put his hand into Bai Ze's crotch with his familiarity, and said with a smirk on his face, "The Piccolo Demon King, obediently, let me die!"

Bai Zemo: "...someone come and save me."

The poor quality of wine like Lin Chenchu's is considered weird, especially after a certain housekeeper automatically upgraded the small reception function, this kind of poor wine becomes even more unbelievable.So I did exercise until the halftime break in the middle of the night, and when it was the halftime break in the middle of the night, Bai Ze was barely sober——Is he actually a drunkard bullying himself?

But when the dazed Lin Chenchu ​​blushed, rubbed his soft and sticky lips up, and muttered in a coquettish tone: "It's comfortable, I want to...", he simply decided to forget why he poured him alcohol in the first place. up.

Anyway, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today.It is important to do serious things.

The next morning, Bai Ze put on his clothes and got out of bed refreshed. He rolled up the quilt for Lin Chenchu ​​and put down the crimson curtain.Lin Chenchu ​​woke up once in the afternoon, but his eyes were black and red, and he thought he was still in a dream. He had a hangover and a headache, so he closed his eyes and continued to sleep. This sleep lasted until the evening.

When Bai Ze came back, Lin Chenchu ​​was still sleeping soundly in the tent. He lifted the tent and lit the night lamp, then fished Lin Chenchu ​​out of the warm blanket, and thrust his cold hand into his neck inside.

"Hmm..." Shivering suddenly from the cold air, Lin Chenchu ​​opened his eyes involuntarily, and then he found that half of his body was leaning on Bai Ze's arms, and his ambiguous posture was like a little daughter-in-law acting like a baby with her husband.Lin Chenchu ​​hurriedly twitched his face and wanted to sit up, but suddenly a handful of jade ruyi with a purple-gold colored glass handle fell from the top of his head, and it landed in his arms. It's spotless.

"This... It's useless for me to keep it, you can play with it."

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the rare treasure in his hand with enthusiasm, and was speechless for a while.

So for the next four to five days, Bai Ze would come here every day to drop a piece of top-quality equipment for him to pick up, a sapphire fine sulfur lamp for this one, and a seven-treasure flowing color fan for the next. He will leave before Lin Chenchu ​​is made to cry... But no matter what, he is still making progress, not to mention the rapid progress in technology, at least he has been paid for prostitution.

In the past few days, the poison near Lin Chenchu's Ma Niwan Palace has been completely removed by him. The spiritual power in his body usually feels very comfortable, and he doesn't need Bai Ze to light the night lights at night.And with the fire, he can take a hot bath in the sun on the second floor.I am so happy.

Of course, apart from taking a bath, he never idles all day long. In the morning, he studies the formation map, and in the afternoon, he perseveres in trying to touch the sacred tree of the six realms for a while. His infatuated spirit is comparable to Fan Jin who thinks about Zhongju day and night.Fortunately, as his celestial power continues to infuse and stimulate the vitality of the six worlds of the god tree, he can use his consciousness to stay in the virtual six worlds for more and more time, and he can even vaguely see some vague scenes.

In the evening, Bai Ze came again as promised, and stuffed a purple gold bell into Lin Chenchu's hand as if throwing away trash, looked at the formation diagram on the ground and asked, "Have you fully recovered your immortal energy?"

"Yes." Lin Chenchu ​​lowered his head and fiddled with the purple gold bell, absent-mindedly agreed.Zijinling's clear and clear voice has the effect of killing people. If the cultivation base is low, you will die directly if you listen to the voice, but the voice can only be used as a plaything for bug-level existences like the Immortal Emperor.

Bai Ze studied the formation map for a while, but to no avail, so he shifted his focus to study Lin Chenchu ​​- at this time he was paralyzed on the swing, playing with the bell in boredom.

Bai Ze pulled him up to sit on the swing, and then pulled him casually to let him sit on his lap, hugging him and doing some small movements. Lin Chenchu ​​was a little unsteady sitting on his lap, and he could easily put his arms together. On his neck, chin resting on his forehead, looking at the little bell behind his back.

Bai Ze kissed down his Adam's apple, while Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the bell and wanted to laugh - he was not stupid, Bai Ze was trying to flatter him, stupid as hell, but it was so easy to use.If you think about it, bucks court and fight, peacocks court more beautifully, frogs court more loudly, the methods can be varied, but there is one variable that is always constant-the courtship object is a woman!

If he was a woman, Bai Ze could have a sadomasochistic relationship with a wealthy family and marry you, I, Nong Shanmeng, but the key question is whether I am a man, or a man who has the same status and strength as him, but it is impossible to develop into a man who is aggressive and subject to CP .

So, besides giving treasures and cannons every day, this guy is at the end of his rope...

"Why are you smirking?" Bai Ze pulled Lin Chenchu ​​off his head in confusion.

"It's nothing." Lin Chenchu ​​wrote solemnly and lightly: "...a little itchy."

At this time, half of Lin Chenchu's clothes had been untied by Bai Ze, and the traces of last night had been completely eliminated. Under the clothes, there was a large piece of white hair. "A little itchy", Bai Ze suddenly felt that he couldn't hold it back.

It's over, a certain bird is going to develop against the sky!

Bai Ze suddenly didn't want to let him out of this cage from the bottom of his heart.

Lin Chenchu ​​untied his belt, murmured "Hurry up", then lowered his head and covered Bai Ze's mouth.Soon the two were entangled together.

The purple gold bell that was lightly twisted by the slender fingertips rang hurriedly and confusedly all night...

……

The arrangement of the stars is complicated and gorgeous, in the eyes of ordinary people, they are just shining white dots, but in the eyes of some special people, each star represents a person's destiny of life and death.

But in one place, the stars are not visible, instead there are rounds of huge and clear white disks, and what grows bigger with the stars are those strange astrological powers.

In the dark world, there is a huge astrolabe on top of countless stars, but it is brighter than other astrolabes, and it can even illuminate the little bugs crawling on the ground.Sitting under this star, Elder Misty Bird is fiddling with 81 pieces of broken jade-colored tortoise shells all the time, and around him is burning 24 pieces of yoke-like formation, and under the haze of purple smoke, the 81 pieces of tortoise shells are gradually Nine different star arrangements were arranged.If you look carefully, it is exactly the constellation arrangement around Fenghuang star in the dark world in the past nine days.

After the stars were arranged, Mioyun cut the palm of his hand with a knife with a solemn expression, forcing nine drops of blood into the nine groups of tortoise shells.With each drop of blood, his face turned paler, and after nine drops of blood, Elder Misty Hawk seemed to have aged ten years again.But he didn't know it, murmured a jerky incantation, 24 large formations floated up from around him, and Ziyan immediately ignited 81 pieces of jade-colored tortoise shells.

But the strange thing is that when the tortoise shell burns, it doesn't produce any smoke, but the purple smoke floating in the air is absorbed by them.Gradually, there was only one broken tortoise shell left in each of the nine groups of tortoise shells, with deep or shallow holes appearing on it, Miyao took pictures of the nine groups of tortoise shells according to the current order of the stars, and carefully counted the tortoise shells. The arrangement of the upper holes.

After a long while, he smiled wryly and fell to the ground, crying slightly self-deprecatingly: "Is it really fate? Is it really fate?"

He looked at the Fenghuang star at the top of the sky, as if he was talking to himself, and he seemed to be telling someone: "The fate of the Phoenix Emperor is ultimately inferior to the fate of the Feng Clan, but who knows, the fate of the Feng Clan , but he was born by the Phoenix Emperor. When the emperor died, the Feng clan fell like the rising sun for nine days, but it was not easy for the Feng clan to have another round of sun, but he was going to follow his father's old path." He slammed his fist on the ground in despair There was a thumping sound, and there was a loud cry: "The Phoenix clan died, the Phoenix died and the Feng clan lived. Is this the curse of our clan?! What do you want the Feng clan to do? Let the emperor fall with you!"

The pheasant didn't give up until the bones in both hands were bleeding, turned around and entered his hut. Not long after, there were waves of tortoise shells falling to the ground from the hut.

……

"What did you say? Take me to the Fifth Heaven?"

Bai Ze lay on Lin Chenchu's stomach, panting and nodding.

Lin Chenchu ​​knew very well that a man's talking on the bed was like farting, so he asked again.Bai Ze rolled his eyes: "Seeing that you've been very honest here these few days, besides, it's not a problem to always hide you like this..."

"What do you mean - anyway, you are under one person and above ten thousand people, you have to let the young and old in the devil world know that I am the one-word side-by-side king, right?"

Bai Ze nodded with a smile: "That's the way it is, but the palace of the side-by-side king has to be replaced by a harem."

Lin Chenchu ​​rolled his eyes and looked at the gorgeous cage: "Then your old man hides his beauty in a golden house, which really makes the courtiers and concubines who are playthings tremble with fear."

"My dear concubine, don't be afraid, I will accompany you in your sensuality, and indulge your passions, I have always played with things and lost my ambition."

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at Bai Ze, then at the treasures he had hung on the bed as decorations, and said speechlessly, "Bai Ze, you are such a boring gay."

"What is Mensao? What is gay?"

Lin Chenchu ​​picked up the Seven Treasures Flowing Color Fan to fan himself a little, and blocked the snickering in his eyes by the way: "Mensao means you have a good personality, gay... just like you are a good person."

Bai Ze nodded half-understood: "So, you're also a 'sexy gay guy'?"

Lin Chenchu's face froze all of a sudden, it seemed that this stalk had happened before.

Bai Ze jumped forward in a good mood, if he could be fooled by this trick, he would live underground tonight.

He threw the fan in Lin Chenchu's hand off the bed, discarding it like a shoe.

The author has something to say: don’t think this chapter is too sweet, but know that this is what they got in exchange for 94w words of abstinence...

So, did Lin Chenchu ​​evolve into a queen and be seduced?

Well, let the queen put this aside for a moment, the temptation is certain, so is he complaining about the temptation?

Ok……

I've been busy these days, and I don't think I'll have time to write more in half a month. I'll try to finish it as soon as possible...

And it's really fast~~

Thank you very much, Miss A Ci’s screen swiping, I am flattered by your behavior of swiping the screen with your mobile phone, and it is also a ruthless and effective provocation to the jj system bug. My evaluation of this is-good job!

In addition, I am very grateful to Lu Bei for leaving a message in the previous chapter:

You all want to play basketball, who will have a monkey with the middle game (Darwin will be pissed off...)

Don't worry, Darwin won't know that there are test-tube babies now, such as implanting the genes of two men into monkeys...

——Well, in fact, Lin Chenchu ​​and Zhong Panji can’t have children either… there is no system and they won’t give eggs~

Also explain the stalk of the title:

Coach, I want to play basketball from——Spoof "Slam Dunk"

In short, it is to kill the giants——a spoof of "Attack on Giants"

To collect all seven dragon balls to find Shenlong, and Piccolo the Great Demon King—a spoof of "Dragon Ball"

Originally, there were "Final Fantasy", "Legend of Sword and Fairy IV", "Saint Warrior", "Detective Conan", "Pet Shop of Horror", "Gundam Seed" in the original manuscript, but I thought it was too watery, so I deleted them... I will give it to everyone when I have a chance look~

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