This must not be written by me

Can I say we have two sects?Is there one in front of you?Seeing that your fragile body can't bear such a big blow, I won't irritate you.Lin Chenchu ​​twitched in his heart, but still smiled calmly on the surface: "The rain has stopped."

"Ah?" Zhang Feng was the first to come back to his senses: "Wang Hao and Li Yigu, it's time for us to go back. Thank you, young master, for including."

Lin Chenchu ​​waved his hand: "Accordingly, you are elders, and I should respect you. Chenchu ​​sees you off."

"No, no, no," Zhang Feng hurriedly waved his hands, "The three of us are leaving."

Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly remembered something: "By the way, I want to ask you something."

Zhang Feng, Wang Hao, and Li Yigu "clicked" at the same time, please stop asking the young master... "Please tell me, young master." Zhang Feng smiled impeccably.

"Do you know where the disciple who served me on Luoxue Mountain a few days ago is?"

"Is the young master talking about Che Weiqi, a disciple of the Dizi sect?" Zhang Feng suddenly thought of a certain disciple who was still insane... He raised his eyes and glanced at his own young master who seemed harmless to humans and animals... Really worthy of being a young master host……

Che Weiqi!It really is car exhaust?

"It's not him, it's the two disciples who came to the mountain later." As soon as Lin Chenchu ​​said this, Zhang Feng's face suddenly became ugly: "Ah!? Young Master, although I don't know the specifics...but the original Bingling Gu, that is, the place where you live was originally a place for disciples who made mistakes to contemplate their mistakes behind closed doors. There is a formation in it that can send food directly... Ever since Senior Brother Che Weiqi went crazy, the master is afraid that your spiritual power will reappear. If you hurt the disciples outburst, there will be no more disciples to serve..." Zhang Feng said while looking up at Lin Chenchu, and asked tentatively, "Did you really see the two disciples?"

"No, I just saw food on the ground every day and thought someone was there. Well, you guys go and do your work." Lin Chenchu ​​lied without changing his face.It seems... There are still a lot of j□j happening around me, but I don't know about it... It doesn't matter, the truth will surface sooner or later, and the worst thing is to die again.Anyway, I earned my life, so why not have fun...

The three good friends were walking on the somewhat muddy mountain road. Li Yigu, who hadn't spoken much, suddenly said, "The young master doesn't look as ugly as the rumors..." Zhang Feng thought of those beautiful phoenix eyes, and nodded : "Well, the rumors are absolutely unbelievable." Obviously you are the happiest when you spread the rumors...the other two secretly complained.

Wang Hao said suddenly: "Actually... I always feel that the young master... is a bit different." Li Yigu nodded: "Well, he looks very mature, although he is very young... he must be eight years old." "I said It's not about this, I mean, the young master seems to be difficult to get along with... Although the status is higher than that of ordinary elders, but... it seems..." "He seems to think very differently from us..." Zhang Feng deeply understands, He took the words and went on.

The three nodded at the same time: As expected, you are worthy of being the young master...

The concept of hierarchy in the Tianmen Sect is extremely serious. It is said that the first level of officials crushes people to death, even the chief disciples of half a level here can easily trample ordinary disciples.In addition to ordinary disciples, chief disciples also include chief elders who specialize in managing a sect, teaching elders who teach disciples, and various elders who manage various things in the sect... There are also two alternatives, the great elder and the young master.The Great Elder manages the elders, but this year's Great Elder never forgets the position of the head of the sect. This is what is called not doing business properly... The other is the Young Master. In fact, the Young Master is just like ordinary disciples. The reason why the sky changes fate is that it is always difficult to have children. Some couples have worked behind closed doors for hundreds of years to have a baby.So the so-called young master is definitely a creature comparable to a giant panda.Therefore, it is not an exaggeration to say that Lin Chenchu ​​is a privileged class, because it is precious, so it is not difficult to understand why Ji Qingluo left this child and treated him so well in the eyes of the world.

Lin Chenchu ​​said that after living two lifetimes, he can finally go out and run rampant on the road without caring. When he bumps into someone, he says directly: My dad is Li X...uh, it's Lin Cheng!

The feeling of being the second generation of immortals... In fact, it's nothing~ I can't do any X behaviors in turns, isn't it...

He calculated in his mind, and now he guessed that the vermilion fruit on Luoxiao Peak hadn't yet fruited, but even if he did, he couldn't go to the copy of the vermilion fruit, because at this moment, he was a delicate body that was easy to push down, so just come here Small monsters, you can directly return to the rebirth points.Of course, whether there is a respawn point is another story.Of course, in the original text, Zhong Panji was in his 20s when he got the copy of Zhu Guo... So as long as I don't reach eighteen to poach the protagonist's corner, I will definitely succeed!Well, it's such a happy decision...

Therefore, the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. Even after moving to Fengqiju, Lin Chenchu ​​still couldn't go anywhere.Because the adults are all staying at home and practicing hard, and the children are staying at home with the adults-this is a world of nerds and nerds...so a certain scum with a combat effectiveness of five at this time still has to do everything in the cultivation world every day. What children under the age of ten should do: eat, read, have lunch, read, have dinner, and sleep.What, you said after ten years old?That is nothing more than: practicing, reading, eating, and sleeping.Anyway, there is one more thing that can be done, it is really gratifying, congratulations, congratulations...

It would be good if you can stay at home with peace of mind every day, but I don’t know why there are so many monkeys on this mountain, it’s fine if there are too many monkeys, but why these monkeys are super nonsensical creatures.One stole a piece of cake today, another lost a piece of clothing tomorrow, and the first thing Lin Chenchu ​​saw most every day when he opened his eyes was a wrinkled monkey face.Of course, these are not important, the most important thing is that these strange monkeys often wear a shoe as a hat on their heads, and a fairy-like robe on their bodies... Seeing Lin Chenchu ​​woke up, he left a The obscene and slutty laughter jumped out of the window.Of course, these are not the point, the point is: the shoes belong to Lin Chenchu, and the clothes also belong to Lin Chenchu...

Of course, Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't let the monkey take the clothes and shoes away, otherwise, the news that "the young master ran naked in the early morning, suspected of being mentally abnormal" would have to spread throughout the Tianmen sect tomorrow.And every time he went to grab the clothes back, Lin Chenchu ​​had the urge to die with these bastards.Climbing a tree, hooking with a small stick, looking for a ladder (I didn't find it)... In short, all methods were used, but the monkey on the tree just refused to return the clothes.Even when he hit him with stones, the group of monkeys didn't throw things down like in the story. On the contrary, Lin Chenchu's exhausted appearance pleased them. After laughing wildly, he returned the clothes and shoes in his hand .

After getting the clothes and shoes, Lin Chenchu ​​put on the clothes as if he had found a treasure, but no matter how tightly he locked the doors and windows at night, he couldn't stop the monkeys who were about to mature from stealing. The next day, Lin Chenchu ​​still saw a lewd and wretched monkey face.

So when Lin Chenchu ​​opened his eyes on the first day, he was frightened by the huge face of a monkey so close to him; on the second day, he was still frightened by the monkey's face; After all, my little nerve still couldn't understand the meaning of the phrase "you get used to being scared"... Moreover, Lin Chenchu ​​carefully discovered that the monkeys who came to scare him every day were different: cooperating with this group of monkeys, treating him as a child Strange round of blood... Come to me every day to refresh the wake-up dungeon!You monkeys are enough! !

Finally, on a sunny morning, Lin Chenchu ​​opened his hazy eyes, and was once again startled by the wrinkled and gigantic monkey face in front of him.That monkey was not the one from yesterday, but it was the same as yesterday's one, looking at Lin Chenchu ​​with a cute face to face wrinkled.Lin Chenchu ​​screamed, and the monkey rushed out with a smirk as if it had succeeded, holding its coat and wearing its shoes.Hearing that cry, it is estimated that all the sweet-scented osmanthus cakes that were delivered yesterday have also entered its mouth...

Lin Chenchu's face was full of black lines, he finally couldn't take it anymore!Unbearable, he pulled a shoe, rushed out wearing only his underwear, pointed angrily at a group of monkeys sitting on the tree waiting to watch the show, and shouted hysterically: "I won't abuse you, you treat me like a persimmon on a tree Do you know who I am? Saying it scares you to death! I am an otaku traveler! Do you understand what an otaku is? I am a heaven-defying creature whose thoughts can jump to other dimensions as long as the door is closed!

Do you know what dimension is?Have you ever seen a cute loli and a big girl who can pull out countless things from the tits and grooves?Do you know what a time traveler is?Do you understand what is called "Su"?Believe it or not, a Mary Su girl in my generation can summon a Jack Su man to shock you!A man Jack Su can summon a hundred brain-damaged boys to have sex with you in turn!

Let you know why your eyes are often filled with tears, let you understand what chrysanthemums are all over the ground; let you deeply understand the darkness and cruelty of this world; let you..."

"Cough cough." Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly heard two coughs strangely, and then...the whole person froze there...

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☆, 34 childhood sweethearts or have guesses

No.30 Four childhood sweethearts or have guesses

"Ahem"... Hearing someone talking behind him, Lin Chenchu ​​felt as if he had been struck by the Nine Heavens Profound Lightning. Lei's skin was so crispy on the outside and tender on the inside...

He turned his head one by one, like a robot that hasn't been lubricated for a long time, but when he turned his head, he was relieved...it wasn't Lin Cheng, or anyone else...it was that road idiot that day boy.But why should I breathe a sigh of relief...

Zhong Panji didn't expect to see Lin Chenchu, who looked like a shrew, when he was wandering up the mountain early in the morning.It's just... It's a completely different person from the Wen Run boy I met that day.Resisting the urge to laugh wildly, he shook his head and stepped forward to take off his clothes and put them on Lin Chenchu's body: "It's cold in the morning, don't run out with so little clothes on, you'll get sick."

……

Feeling the heat from the clothes on his body, Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly wanted to cry for some reason.

Suddenly, he thought about his broken image just now, and then looked at the current scene, and suddenly a feeling of wanting to die emerged spontaneously.At this point, he simply pointed at the monkeys on the tree and said coquettishly to Zhong Panji: "My clothes and shoes were taken away by those monkeys, and I have no clothes to wear. . . .”

Zhong Panji looked at the very wronged child in front of him, his mouth was pouted, and his eyes were watery, as if he was about to cry.Especially when thinking of his gentle and well-behaved appearance that day, I can't help but think of the kind of bird that is so graceful in front of people, and even hits trees when flying at night behind people...

He suddenly felt his heart soften, and raised his hand to poke his bulging face—it was tender and slippery... He couldn't help but lowered his head and pecked Lin Chenchu's soft face: "Okay, I'll help you get back."

Lin Chenchu's eyes widened in a daze, and he felt his mind was blank, only five big words floated back and forth in his mind: I was molested... I was molested! ! !Selling a cute face for Laozi Mao will be gone!That's reserved for my pure little loli!Why Mao will be taken away by a Zhengtai, why Mao!

Just now, Zhong Panji, who had just kissed Lin Chenchu ​​in secret (as Lin Chenchu ​​said), felt his face was burning with panic. He pretended to be calm and turned around, not looking at Lin Chenchu ​​who was also messy.Although the monkeys on the tree were left out temporarily, they were happy to watch. Seeing that the two people under the tree turned their attention to them again, they immediately started bouncing around and squeaking like they were on hormones.

Zhong Panji thought for a while, picked up a stone on the ground, took aim, and threw it!

Seeing him doing this, Lin Chenchu ​​immediately forgot about being kissed just now... So don't guess what the otaku is thinking... A certain otaku is very vile and weird right now: Hahaha, this trick is useless, Lao Tzu have used...

However, before he could finish complaining in his heart, the stone in Zhong Panji's hand hit the monkey in human skin hard and accurately... The monkey screamed, and the stone on its head The shoes fell off immediately.The stone hit the monkey's fragile head, and the monkey immediately let go and rubbed its head after being hit. The baggy clothes were unconstrained, and it slipped from the monkey's body, and was caught by Zhong Panji who was waiting below.

When Lin Chenchu ​​saw the clothes and shoes in his hands, he felt that his IQ was raped and raped by a hundred big guys... Ya Die! !

The monkeys on the tree were in a mess, and Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly remembered that when he went to Mount Emei in his previous life, the monkeys all over the mountain maliciously teased the humans under him, so he quickly grabbed Zhong Panji's hand and ran towards the house.

Monkeys: The monkey was bullied... the great monkey was bullied... the king of the forest monkey was bullied by a monster that only uses two feet and has no beautiful hair on it...

The monkeys on the tree were very angry. They took the branches, bark, and fruits in their hands, and threw them at the two fleeing people.Fortunately, Lin Chenchu ​​reacted quickly and hid in the room in time. When he and Zhong Panji entered the room at the same time, the two of them were already panting and disheveled.

The door and window were quickly closed, and the two leaned against the "booming" door, watching each other's miserable appearance, and laughed heartily at the same time.Lin Chenchu ​​laughed and panted, and pushed Zhong Panji next to him: "Hey...you, are you lost again?" Zhong Panji shook his head: "Hoo...Hoo...No, I'm, I'm feeling the terrain , so you won’t get lost in the future.” “I will support you with perseverance!” Lin Chenchu ​​put on his shoes with a smile, he had never tried to communicate with others like this before, and he was always careful with the people around him, for fear that he would do something wrong However, they did not expect that the scene of laughing together that they had envied would really come true, and it was with a stranger who had only met twice.

Zhong Panji's handsome face gradually appeared. Lin Chenchu ​​touched the clothes on his body and wanted to return them to him, but found something in the inner lining of the coat. "What is this?" Lin Chenchu ​​took out the thing—it was a five-leaf clover that grew a little strangely.

When Zhong Panji saw what he took out, panic flashed in his eyes: "It's nothing, I took it off because it looked pretty. Give me back the clothes."

Lin Chenchu, who had long needed to maintain friendship by observing words and expressions, was sensitive to his discomfort, put the grass back thoughtfully, and handed the clothes to Zhong Panji.Zhong Panji got the clothes and put them on quickly, and subconsciously touched the place where the grass was hidden. Lin Chenchu ​​saw it and didn't say much.Suddenly, he thought of a question: "By the way, I met you twice, and I still don't know what your name is."

Zhong Panji looked up at him, the child's clear and distinct phoenix eyes shone with a brilliant light, the amber eyes were like a pool of lake water, but much more transparent than that; like a full moon, but also much warmer than that.Zhong Panji has seen many people who are more beautiful than him, but he has never seen more beautiful eyes than this pair.

"My name is..." Before he could finish speaking, the monkeys outside the door, which had been making "ding bang" noises, suddenly let out a scream of killing pigs.A clear voice sounded: "The monkey has left, come out."

Zhong Panji thought the voice was a bit familiar, but Lin Chenchu's heart ached when he heard it—that cheap father of his family came to save him.

The door opened, Lin Cheng looked into the room, and was taken aback: Why is there another child in the room?He took a closer look and couldn't help being surprised: Isn't this the disciple of the Great Elder's golden spirit body Tianlinggen?Why is he here?When he rolled his eyes, he suddenly thought of the deal he made with Zhou Qiyan a few days ago, and said loudly to Zhong Panji: "Why are you here?"

"The disciple passed by here in the early morning morning exercises. When monkeys rioted in the mountains, they were lucky to be rescued."

When Lin Chenchu ​​heard what he said, he actually took all the responsibility on himself, and hurriedly wanted to defend him, but was held back by Lin Cheng's gaze telling him to shut up.He frowned and thought about it, and he still wanted to speak, but found that his mouth was sealed by some magic... Sure enough, he should shut up...

Zhong Panji glanced back at Lin Chenchu, who was standing behind, serving as the background board, with caring eyes, but the little eyes that kept hooking him up kept flickering and flickering, and it warmed his heart.

"Are you the disciple of the Great Elder? The disciple who is said to be the disciple of the golden spirit body Tianlinggen?"

Great Elder!Golden spirit body!Could it be that this person is——

"Disciple Zhong Panji, I have met the master."

Zhong Panji!

"Come with me." Lin Cheng stepped on the flying sword and signaled Zhong Panji to put on the sword.

Zhong Panji stepped on the flying sword in response.Before flying away, he turned his head and glanced at Lin Chenchu ​​who was still holding his clothes in a daze, the corners of his mouth slightly raised: He really looks like a dumb bird.

Lin Chenchu ​​looked eagerly at the flying sword flying farther and farther away... and walked back to the house silently.

Lin Cheng will not take Zhong Panji away for no reason, there are only two reasons for him to do so:

First, take Zhong Panji back to check whether it is really the rare golden spirit body of Tianlinggen in the world.Of course, the answer is yes.

Second, use Zhong Panji as a weight to blackmail the Great Elder, so as to get rid of this thorn in his side.As his insider, Zhou Qiyan wanted to avenge the killing of his brother, but the person who really contributed to the flames behind the scenes, as the author, knew it all too well - that was Zhong Panji, who should not be ten years old at this time.

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at the clothes in his hands and was lost in thought. He threw the clothes on the ground and lay back on the bed exhausted.Did he accidentally meet Zhong Panji today, or did he do it on purpose?Or it was because he had premeditatedly met him on the first day!But according to the original work, when I met Zhong Panji, I was already 15 years old, and I met this natural black before I was ten years old.

Moreover, it seems like what Mi Hua said, it seems that after I came to this world, many changes really happened, for example, Ji Qingluo appeared, for example, I went down the mountain early, and for example, I met Zhong Pan in advance lonely……

Lin Chenchu ​​felt his mind was in a mess, as if a hundred monkeys were scratching at his window.Well, if he is really the kind of natural genius like the other male protagonists, he might be able to guess something if he can guess what Jack Su is missing.It's a pity that although Lin Chenchu ​​is wearing the aura of the protagonist now, and he is indeed a natural genius, but he is essentially a brain-dead nerd who lacks the care of friends. If there is something different, it may be: different origins, long It should be too beautiful - and then there is more complaints...

However, it seems that there are really many monkeys scratching on the windows... Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly felt something was wrong, turned over and got out of bed, picked up the clothes on the ground, thought about it, folded them and put them in the closet.Then he tiptoed to the window and looked out through the small slit - a little monkey was hooked on the window frame, bared a mouthful of shiny fangs, and spit out a mouthful of saliva towards Lin Chenchu ​​who was on the other side of the window. Then another monkey took out a lump of wet monkey dung from there, and stuck it on it with a sly smile...

Lin Chenchu: "Ah..."

The middle disciple of Luomingshan retreat: "Ah! What a pure spiritual power, it can be spread so far... It really is a highly competitive cultivation world, so don't be careless - it seems that I have to retreat for another 20 years... ..."

☆, 35 A glass of dove wine to enjoy the rest