This must not be written by me

It was another early morning, and Feng Qiju was still in the morning light, revealing a bit of tranquility and laziness. It seemed that the right and wrong of the outside world were all isolated from the camphor forest, but the birds that usually gather here It's gone, but there are many monkeys chirping happily here.

Elder Mihua knocked on the door with his slow flying sword again: "Boy Lin, are you there?"

"~~~~~~~" Someone's trembling voice came from the room.

Mi Hua slowly stopped the flying sword in front of the door. Lin Chenchu ​​imagined that he was as elegant and arrogant as an emperor penguin and stepped down with a bit of joy. He slowly raised his hand, wanting to knock on the door... Some malevolent creature in the house gave a mischievous grin...

"Damn it!!" Mi Hua's reserved coat was finally exposed. "Which god did this shit! Babahu is so secretive and everywhere!"

There was no knock on the door... Lin Chenchu's evil thoughts came to nothing...

"It was the monkey kings in the mountains who did it..." The voice was still weak and dying.

As if to confirm what he said, a few monkeys chirped across the roof, and then airdropped a hot, fresh monkey cake... "crack" and it fell apart on the roof.

Mihua: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable... oo"

Lin Chenchu ​​heard Mihua's exclamation outside the door. For some reason, he suddenly felt that he was old and independent. He was as lonely as a white lotus abandoned on the snow-capped mountains... He suddenly felt very wet, Lying on the bed, he shouted at the top of his voice, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——the moon comes to shine..."

Mihua thought of last night, a certain otaku man was sitting on the bed, looking sadly at the moon outside the window that was covered with cakes, facing the wind and messing around, tears streaming down his face... suddenly "puchi "There was an imageless spurt of laughter.

...so otaku have the same head...

Ji Qingluo was in a particularly bad mood, and suddenly wanted to visit his son, thinking that he had never visited him since he moved to Fengqiju, so Yu Jian went to visit him.

The scenery along the way is still good, but when flying to that elegant small residence, the woman's sensitive nose suddenly detects an unusual smell... For example, the smell of the small residence under her feet is like, that kind of... elegant One point is called the land of reincarnation of the five grains, and the more straightforward point is called the place of the latrine.

She looked around at the spirit monkeys who were especially jubilant, and immediately knew what was going on.Fairy Qingluo, who Mihua gave the nickname Tyrannosaurus to the female Tyrannosaurus, immediately became angry!He rushed down in one breath, pointing at the monkeys and showing his arrogance: "Tianmen sect has ancestors' precepts, you can't attack monkeys like you, my Qishan sect doesn't have so many problems!! See if I don't burn you all in one go!" Monkey hair!"

Two huge fireballs arrived in no time, sandwiched between intense flames and extremely lethal space cracks, they were about to burn down the cabin.Although Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't see the huge fireball rushing towards his face, he could still imagine the gap between the two balls... "Ya Butterfly..."

Before it was too late, a hose quickly rolled over, enveloping the two fireballs.One is torrential water, the other is raging fire, and when the two come together, it creates... a lot of water vapor.

The fireball was quickly extinguished by the water belt, and at some point, Mihua flew into the sky with his slow flying sword: "Ji girl, you are reckless again... Is Lin Xiaoer mad at you again? gone?"

"Elder Mihua!" Seeing that it was Mihua, Ji Qingluo immediately put away the temper of the female Tyrannosaurus, and saluted him respectfully.

Mi Hua scratched his gray hair, twirled a strand of beard and smiled and praised: "Yo! I haven't seen you for a few days, and you are about to pass the catastrophe. You are going to pass the catastrophe, so don't be so impulsive, you fire It doesn't matter if it burns down to Boy Lin, what if the house is burned down? Even if it doesn't burn down the house, it's not good if it burns down to the flowers..."

Lin Chenchu:!It doesn't matter what it means to burn to me, don't think that no one can understand your time-traveling dialect!Mi Hua you are enough!

Lin Chenchu: "Mother, is that you? I was trapped in this room by a monkey!"

When Ji Qingluo thought of Lin Cheng throwing poor Lin Chenchu ​​into the world of Monkey Baba in order to get rid of the thorn in his side, he became very angry.She called softly: "Xiao Chen, are you injured? Is there a monkey inside?"

Will there be monkeys?Those monkeys, monkeys, and monkeys, they will rush into the ambush they set! ?

"No……"

"Then come out quickly, don't stay there, it's really..." It stinks...

……I know. "But if I go out, those monkeys will all pounce on me!"

"It's okay, Grandpa Mi Hua is the Monkey King, those monkeys dare not do anything wrong!" Ji Qingluo's face was full of determination and admiration

Mihua: ...

Lin Chenchu ​​quickly ran out of the smelly room, took a breath of outdoor air, but before he could breathe out, the monkeys all over the mountain screamed and rushed over with their poop...

Elder Mihua's expression suddenly turned cold, and that easy-going and kind face immediately became calm and self-threatening. Before Lin Chenchu ​​was surprised by his change, Elder Mihua touched a few big stones with his spiritual power. The stone immediately changed several positions. Lin Chenchu ​​felt that there was not much change, but the running monkey turned around in unison, and his companion rushed over.Apparently the monkeys were not in a state of confusion, because Lin Chenchu ​​didn't see the monkey smearing its poop on the faces of its companions, except for a few that rushed too fast...

Lin Chenchu ​​was amazed, seeing that Mi Hua was full of energy, his eyes were shining, and he didn't see the previous decadent and meek appearance at all. "It's not over yet." Ji Qingluo giggled, and pointed his jade finger at the water whip in Elder Mi Hua's hand. Mi Hua looked at the running direction of the monkey in front of him calmly, and whipped several more whips. The boulder moved.

The monkeys in the field immediately seemed to see the target, and they were all excited... and ran back...

The monkey who returned to the woods suddenly realized that something was wrong. He quickly turned his head to look at Lin Chenchu, Mihua, Jiqingluo and the three of them. He immediately recognized the old monster who made everyone suffer a lot, and hurriedly formed a gang. The clique ran back.For a while, there was the sound of apes singing and trees in the camphor forest, and it was very lively.

Lin Chenchu ​​sighed sincerely: "My God, it's really strange! Is this the Qimen Dunjia!"

"Xiaochen! You still know Qimen Dunjia!" Ji Qingluo wondered. "Uh... I don't know where to know something, but it's just fur, fur." ​​Lin Chenchu ​​smiled awkwardly.

Ji Qingluo didn't ask any more questions, but Mihua gave him a bump: "Oh, it seems like the young master reads a lot on weekdays."

Lin Chenchu ​​knew what he meant, and the implication was, "I've been messing around with you!", what's the big deal, the young master has written a book or two!Lin Chenchu ​​was really surprised by the show of the great elder. He only knew that he was a time traveler, but he didn't expect this person to be so awesome.

But in front of Ji Qingluo, he was too embarrassed to rush up and hug his thigh, begging to be taught with a starry face, and in addition, he had to maintain his reserved, steady, modest and polite image, so he could only be courteous He made a salute: "Thank you, Elder Mi Hua, for your help. Chen Chu is very grateful."

Seeing Lin Chenchu's well-behaved hands clasped together, and a standard pilgrimage ceremony, Mi Hua was immediately amused. It seems that when the child didn't time travel, he must have looked at the characters in the cosp1ay TV in the mirror, and he must be talking about the palace. There are many things... Seeing his fair little face flushed with powder, his eyes squinted together, trembling slightly, suddenly felt that this silly boy is soft and cute... He clutched his chest, "Hey, hey hey ..." giggled.

Where did Ji Qingluo see Mihua like this before, and suddenly he felt blessed, and immediately said: "Xiaochen is already eight years old this year, and the root bone is rare to see in a hundred years. Elder, you don't have any apprentices, why don't you let Xiaochen Chen stays by your side and teaches him how to write superficially, and it will not humiliate your ability."

Mihua immediately reacted, blew his beard, and stared at his eyes: "I once swore to the sky that I would never accept disciples forever! Do you want me to break my promise?" Hearing what he said, Ji Qingluo quickly changed his words: "It's not I want you to accept me as an apprentice, but I want you to take Xiaochen by your side, and if you find time occasionally, just reprimand me. After all, you also know that I am about to cross the catastrophe, and I don’t know if I can survive..."

Lin Chenchu ​​was a little confused, this Elder Mihua didn't look simple, could it be that this comrade who traveled through time turned out to be some kind of hidden NPC who opened his fingers?Then if I messed with him, wouldn't I have to worry about becoming the protagonist's upgraded mobs!Maybe he can accept the protagonist Zhong Panji as his younger brother?Hehehe...

Mi Hua glanced at Lin Chenchu. Although he was still calm, he only needed to look at Lin Chenchu's shining eyes to know what was going on in this guy's mind.

He looked at Lin Chenchu's face, then raised his hand and pinched his fingers to calculate, and suddenly said "Huh", "Is he wearing a mask?"

Lin Chenchu ​​and Ji Qingluo were stunned for a moment, no one knew about the mask except the two of them.How did Mihua know?Lin Chenchu ​​thought in a stupid way: Could it be calculated.

When the three of them were silent, a person suddenly rushed out from that corner, knelt down on one knee, and didn't even frown when he smelled the smell: "Langyue sees Elder Mihua. Send the order from the master to convene the council of elders immediately, and now you are the only one left." Lin Chenchu ​​looked at him, and it was a handsome disciple with an indifferent face, huh?Isn't it the facial paralysis that was struck by him in the cave that day?

Mi Hua raised his eyebrows, and inexplicably said in a second: "His fate has come." Just when everyone didn't know the meaning of this sentence, he turned back to Lin Chenchu ​​and said, "Boy Lin, I think you also It's pretty cute, you don't have a place to live these few days, why don't you come to my Mingfeng Pavilion for a few days?"

Ji Qingluo didn't know how to explain it, and suddenly heard what Mi Hua said, and hurriedly pulled Lin Chenchu ​​who didn't know that he had hit a big shit luck to thank Mi Hua.

Mihua got on his flying sword again and was still flying slowly, but Langyue didn't exceed his movements at all, and also slowly flew with him.When they were almost gone, Lin Chenchu ​​suddenly pulled Ji Qingluo's sleeve and asked, "Mother, why do you have to let Elder Mi Hua take me with you? Isn't he just an ordinary elder?" And he is very old... …

Ji Qingluo hugged Lin Chenchu ​​and kissed him fiercely: "Monkey Shit! Do you know who Elder Mihua is? That's the little uncle who was the former head! A serious elder! Although he doesn't have any airs, he doesn't have many The disciple knows his true identity, but he is a strange man! Have you ever seen someone who can trap a monkey without using any spiritual power, and then easily retreat from the enemy? If you follow you, you don't have to worry..." She paused , and continued: "...you won't be able to learn anything in the future."

Seeing Lin Chenchu ​​bowed his head and listened quietly, not paying attention to her pause, Ji Qingluo breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay! Mother will take you to the hot spring! Smell the smell on your body, it stinks!"

And what was Lin Chenchu ​​thinking at this moment? ——Why is it like this!The first face on the left side of my face is gone, I can still use the right side to comfort myself!Why is the face on the right also being kissed!Although she is also a beauty, but people want a little loli who can be teased!Don't always tease your own female Tyrannosaurus!

☆, 39 Council of Elders