This must not be written by me

The day after tomorrow is the day when Mr. Shen's family is retreating and rushing through the catastrophe. There are suddenly more strange-looking people on the street. Those people are marginal people who came to participate in the Maochen altar meeting.Of course, these have nothing to do with ordinary people, they will never know that maybe some silly-looking old man who passed by them is what they call a "fairy".

People are like this, except for a few guys with strong curiosity, everyone is still living their ordinary life. Just add a little after-dinner topic.

The life of a mortal is so simple and fulfilling.

Today, there may be more topics after dinner today, especially for some female compatriots who are still waiting to be married.Because among the bustling crowd, two teenagers of similar age seemed to be particularly eye-catching.

One is not very old, looks only sixteen or seventeen years old, looks a little immature, looks elegant and elegant, temperament is as gentle as jade, black hair is as long as a waterfall, and eyebrows are clear and bright.There was a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, revealing two small pear dimples, a piece of phoenix-shaped white jade adorning his waist, and a black hole flute looming in the blue gown at the side of his waist.

The other boy was handsome, tall, and his silhouette had begun to take shape, much better than his companions.He held a long sword in his hand, with a formidable aura, a straightforward smile on his face, and a white dress with a straight train that made his handsome appearance even more heroic.

One of these two looks plump and handsome, and the other has a spring breeze. They really fascinated Xiaojiabiyu and the lady who passed by.Lin Chenchu ​​secretly rejoiced, but there was no expression on his face, he just smiled a little warmer, making those girls who admired him want to throw a brick right away, and quickly attract him this jade.

Although Lin Chenchu ​​didn't show it, Zhong Panji clearly saw that his tail hidden behind his buttocks began to wag. He smiled and leaned close to his ear, and said softly, "Xiaochen, which girl do you like?" It's okay, I'll catch you up the mountain immediately..."

...! !Thank you very much, you can save it!Lin Chenchu ​​was full of shame, and hurriedly dragged someone with a smirk on his face into the nearest teahouse. Being a thief has always been my dream, but it’s the privilege of an otaku to dare to think or not, so I won’t bother you old man Made it happen for me... He let out a long breath and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. If he knew what the guy opposite was thinking, he would probably be violent in the next second——

Xiaochen's mother left early, I have to educate him to be an outstanding adult...

Zhong Pan silently poured down a sip of herbal tea, scanned the strange-shaped people around with his spiritual sense, and said in a low voice, "Have you noticed? The people sitting around are very strange."

Lin Chenchu ​​nodded: "Well, half of the demon cultivators and half of the monks are sitting opposite each other, which is a clear distinction. But they should all be marginalized people. It turns out that among the marginalized people, demon cultivators and monks are also divided."

Zhong Panji laughed when he heard the words, and added by the way: "And the place we made happened to be very strange, sitting in the middle of them..."

"Uh...how about we switch places?" Lin Chenchu ​​wiped his sweat.

Zhong Panji stabilized his shoulders: "No need, our place is closest to the door, if they fight, we'll run away, and just save money for tea, hehe..."

……good idea.The two coincided with this idea, smiled at each other, and continued to drink tea.

At this time, an extremely bright female voice suddenly sounded from behind Lin Chenchu: "Boy, I seem to have seen you somewhere..." Lin Chenchu ​​looked up and found that the eyes of the people around him were somewhat surprised and jealous. This girl must be good-looking, but what makes him extremely upset is that the person this girl is talking to is Zhong Panji.

He looked teasingly at the person across from him, only to find that Zhong Panji also had a look of surprise, but there was no element of surprise on his face. It seemed that he did recognize the girl behind him.

It's just that the surprise in his eyes disappeared in a flash, and then he changed into awe-inspiring expression without hesitation, and shook his head firmly: "I'm sorry, girl, I don't know you, you made a mistake."

Lin Chenchu ​​looked at him contemptuously when he heard the words, he really did not pay attention to the once pure little friend who has grown into a bad adult... The girl behind you is the girl who was cheated on by you, is it really appropriate to be so unfeeling? ?He didn't see Zhong Panji quietly picking up his sword and trying to escape, so he turned his head while teasing.

"Zhong Panji, you can't do this, everyone is coming to you, how can you not admit what you have done..." Suddenly his voice disappeared, and then he turned his head calmly, using the same steady Can't quickly say in a steady tone: "I'm sorry girl, he really hasn't seen you, neither have I, goodbye."

After finishing speaking, he quickly got up, regardless of the speechless expression of Zhong Panji behind him, he was about to rush towards the door.But before he could stand on his feet, there was a whipping sound from behind that made the spine weak:

"Snapped!"

Immediately, both of Lin Chenchu's legs went limp. It really wasn't that enemies didn't get together, why did this little aunt come here...

Tan Rongrong put away his whip, brought a chair over with a calm expression, and sat down beside the two of them, narrowing his eyes dangerously brightly like a cat, staring at Zhong Pan closely like he saw some prey lonely.

"Are you Zhong Panji? It's been a long time. If this Erlangzi reminded me, I would have really forgotten you." She folded her arms and leaned against the back of the chair, the little queen's aura was in full swing.

Zhong Panji couldn't help but have black lines all over his face, and all his mental activities can be summed up in one sentence: Don't be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs.He coughed in embarrassment, took time to look at Lin Chenchu, who was still calm, and kicked him under the table, signaling to let him settle the matter he caused by himself.

"Girl, you are really mistaken. He is not Zhong Panji," Lin Chenchu ​​immediately interjected after receiving the signal, "Because he likes to eat chicken, we all call him 'Zhongpan Chicken'. Don't get me wrong." The righteousness of what he said made Zhong Panji's veins twitch, and he wished he could rush up and shout: You are the chicken!Lin Xiaoniao!Sure enough, I can't expect you to save me!

But before he came and said anything, Tan Rongrong immediately sneered, reached out and grabbed Lin Chenchu's ear and sneered three times: "Ha, ha, ha, you idiot Zhai Nan, do you think I'm a fool!"

Both of them were dumbfounded now. Lin Chenchu ​​couldn't help touching his face. Women are really magical creatures. How did Tan Rongrong connect the gentle young man with the sleepy-eyed scum back then? together!

Seeing Lin Chenchu's indifferent performance completely collapsed, Tan Rongrong evoked a smug smile, and tightened his hand a little bit: "It really is you! You still want to lie to my aunt? I can smell your sister even if I smell it." You are so cheap! Say, how did you become like this?"

Regardless of whether the owner is an aunt or a sister, or whether her nose was moved from a drug-sniffing dog, Lin Chenchu ​​glanced at her bright face and the front of the washboard, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion——Xiang Youxinsheng is really a Very mysterious knowledge.

Tan Meizi, who has been defined as a female man, found that someone had been staring at her breasts, and immediately slapped Lin Chenchu's head on the table in hatred.

"Beat!"

Zhong Panji snickered, watching Lin Chenchu ​​rubbing his sore nose and twisted red ears with glee, and suddenly his eyes rolled: "I can tell you, but you have to do us a favor. "

……

Dr. Liu devoted his life to refining various elixirs. When he was young, he even wanted to join Zhong's family to learn how to refine medicines.It's a pity that his image is really not good, none of the beauties in the Zhong family liked him, and this face has become a regret in his life. Of course, his biggest regret is that the Zhong family was slaughtered.And this incident back then has become a lifelong regret for all pharmacists who love to refine medicine.

However, perhaps it was God's favor, Dr. Liu suddenly received a letter from a person named "Jiu" yesterday, and took a piece of paper to record a secret recipe of the Zhong family's original Xisui Pill, which can resolve the old master Shen's years ago. It's a pity that I took the risk and became unstable.

Let's not talk about the benefits that Mr. Shen will get from giving the marrow washing pill to his family. If this prescription is spread, it will definitely become a priceless treasure.You know, long before the five families including the Zhong family and the Xia family were destroyed, their pills and prescriptions were already priceless treasures, and today's pills and prescriptions are even more precious and can buy a city .

But now there is actually a person named "Nine" who promised to give him this original formula of Xisui Dan. After confirming that it is indeed the formula of Zhong's family, he was so pleasantly surprised that he would even burst out laughing when he slept at night.

It's just that this prescription lacks a few herbs, without these medicines, what he has practiced is just a mass of medicine dregs after all, and the way to exchange for those few herbs is to put a plant of honey grass on Old Shen's body every day. In front of the maid's window, for seven consecutive days, he will be able to obtain the complete Dan Fang.

Although this method is a bit dangerous, for a pharmacist, he can even sacrifice his own life for a precious prescription, let alone such a trivial matter?Put the last honey grass tomorrow, and I will get the secret recipe of the marrow washing pill hahahaha...

Dr. Liu's eyes were filled with excitement, and with his cultivation in the foundation period, he could easily hide his figure in the darkness.He quietly slipped to the window of the personal maid of Mr. Shen's house. Taking advantage of the darkness of the night, he gently placed a piece of honey grass in front of the window, and then left the place quickly, making people wonder whether he stole it before. How many times have climbed through the widow's window.

Not long after he left, the window opened by itself, and Mrs. Shen's personal maid, Miss Ying, poked her head out furtively, and saw another stalk of honey grass appearing under the window, and her face immediately turned extremely pale. .

Speaking of Sister Ying, those who know her well know that she is interested in ghosts and gods. Her favorite thing to do is to go to teahouses and listen to books. I firmly believed in this, and taught by precept and example to the big girls and old wives around me. Everyone was immersed in the dire straits of feudal superstition and couldn't extricate themselves.

But two days ago, Mr. Teahouse changed the script and told a very scary story, saying that if the little devil in the underworld puts honeygrass for seven days in front of the same window, the people in the house will be pregnant on the night of the full moon. On the ghost tire.The scariest thing is that people with ghosts are not limited to men and women!

Originally, she was still covering her big teeth, joking that the scholar who was pregnant with a ghost in the story was unlucky, but when she also found the honey grass in front of her window, she was completely uneasy.Immediately her waist became sore, her body became thinner, and she felt like throwing up even after eating breakfast, as if the kid had already bent over her.

According to the story, if you are being watched by a little ghost, you must not go out casually. You must find the person with the most profound fortune-telling. On the night of the full moon, you will burn seven honey grasses in the corner of his wall, so that you can avoid disasters and kill people. that brat.

But the question is, who is the person with profound numerology?This is already the sixth plant of grass, and the night after tomorrow will be full moon, if it doesn't burn, I can only...

She touched her fat belly with self-pity, and always felt that there was a child hidden in that protruding belly. She shivered, quickly put away the honey grass, and slipped back to the bed.

No sleep for one night.

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