The whole world is swiping let's be together

After the final exam, Du Han was very relaxed. He stayed in the dormitory and played games almost every day. He posted live broadcasts from time to time. He hardly left the dormitory except for going to the dining hall to eat. He stayed in the dormitory every day and lived a very happy life. .

The third child who stayed with his little girlfriend also left within a few days, so Du Hanyue was the only one left in the dormitory. After living in the dormitory for a few days, Du Hanyue began to feel a little lonely, empty and cold.

Fu Junxiao has not been online for a few days. Du Hanyue knows that Fu Junxiao is preparing for the final exam. While he is relieved, he inevitably feels a little lost. Without Fu Junxiao's daily greeting when he goes online every day, he always feels that something is missing .

In the past few days when I didn't see Fu Junxiao, Fu Junxiao always felt that something was wrong, such as low mood, loss of appetite, weakness... and so on.

Du Hanyue's heart felt empty, he couldn't eat well, he couldn't sleep well, and the videos he made were much more serious and profound than before.

So, every time Du Hanyue watched the barrage in his video recently, most of the barrage he saw was like this——

What's wrong with Hanyue Dao, the recent videos are so deep QAQ

Is Hanyue Dao broken in love? ! Σ(°△°|||)

Do not cry, stand up and masturbate!

What's the big deal about falling out of love!You and us! Σ(っ°Д°;) っMale God, if you give an order, you will have a lot of girlfriends immediately!

Male god, if you don’t want a girlfriend ~ do you want a boyfriend (*/ω＼*) I am a cute boy~...

Du Han watched all the bullet screens with a blank expression, and hummed in his heart, is he broken in love?

How could he be broken in love?If he wants to break up in love, first——

He needs a boyfriend.

...but he didn't.

He didn't even have a boyfriend, how could he be broken in love?

After Du Hanyue's eyes paused for a few seconds on the "I am a cute boy" barrage, he silently thought, can a cute boy...be cuter than Fu Junxiao?snort.

...Wait, why did he think of that brat Fu Junxiao again?

Just when Du Han was wondering why he thought of Fu Junxiao instantly when he saw the words "cute boy", the little penguin in his lower right corner suddenly jumped up, poked it open, and came to him The person is someone.

Looking at the name of the person who came to knock on him, Du Hanyue's heart beat twice faster, and then he pursed his lips.

Jun Xiaojian: Brother~ I finished the exam~~≧▽≦

Cold Moon Knife: Oh

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, you are so indifferent~ QAQ

Cute boy?

Looking at it this way, it seems a little cute to be able to use the kaomoji so freely and to be so cute...

...that's weird!

Du Hanyue quickly threw some kind of strange idea out of his mind.

Hanyue Dao: Have I ever been warm to you?

Jun Xiaojian: QAQ Brother, although you have never been warm to me, can you stop saying it so directly? Hanyue Dao: ...How did you do in the exam?

Jun Xiaojian: I feel good about myself~~≧▽≦

Hanyue Dao: I hope so

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, let’s record the game~OvO

Hanyue Dao: ...that game you mentioned earlier can be compared to Ladies Mountain Pulse Rope Slave Island?

Jun Xiaojian: Well~ The name of the game is "Women's Clothes Lolita Island"~ It looks great just from the name~ Hanyue Dao: It looks very philosophical just from the name

Jun Xiaojian: Let’s record this game together~~≧▽≦

Cold Moon Knife: No

Jun Xiaojian: QAQ refused so ruthlessly

Hanyue Dao: Shall I politely refuse?

Jun Xiaojian: Brother ~ come on come on ~ I heard it’s fun ~ QAQ

Cold Moon Knife: No

Jun Xiaojian: Brother QAQ...

Hanyue Dao: Even if you look at me with such innocent eyes, I will not agree to your Jun Xiaojian: QAQAQAQ

Hanyue Knife: ... Let me think about it

Jun Xiaojian: QAQAQAQAQAQAQ

Hanyue Dao: Well, I was defeated by you

Jun Xiaojian: Brother is awesome~I love you the most~Brother is so good~≧▽≦Han Yuedao:...I don’t love you

Jun Xiaojian: I love you, as long as I fall down (╯3╰)

Hanyue Knife: Kick it away

Jun Xiaojian: Pounce on me again~(╯3╰)

Hanyue Knife: Kick it away again

Jun Xiaojian: Pounce on it again~(╯3╰)

……

While typing, Du Hanyue disliked Fu Junxiao's childishness. After he disliked Fu Junxiao, he realized that he was also very naive for playing with Fu Junxiao...

Playing with immature people will indeed make him more and more immature, and he is really going back to life.

Still, he seemed quite happy.

The moment he opened this game called "Women's Clothes Lolita Island", Du Hanyue felt bad all over.

On the main interface of the game, I saw a large wave of "loli" in women's clothing with childlike faces and huge breasts (muscles), all of them have handsome faces, but their bodies under the women's clothing are all muscular. Pectoral muscles and eight-pack abs... As if seeing a group of Li Goudan, Du Hanyue's whole body was numb from the thunder.

Cold Moon Knife: From Pure Love to Love Game... Hehe

Jun Xiaojian: If you only look at the face, it can actually be regarded as innocent~(*/ω＼*)

Hanyue Dao: Are you sure?

Jun Xiaojian: It’s just that people have a bit of a heavy mouth, and the plot should be quite innocent~(*/ω＼*)

Du Hanyue clicked to start the game. As soon as the game started, in the classroom, the male protagonist in the game was pressed under a sailor suit "Lolita" who was too handsome and tall. The line "Senior, does your milk taste good~☆" is so bad that I can't bear to look directly at it.

Du Hanyue silently showed Fu Junxiao the screenshot——

Hanyue Dao: The plot should be quite innocent...haha

Jun Xiaojian: It’s just a heavy mouth at the beginning, it should be quite innocent~(*/ω＼*)

Du Hanyue continued to pull back the progress, he didn't know what bad choice he made by mistake, and the next plot actually evolved into three handsome brothers in sailor suits pressing the male protagonist on the desk in the classroom. In that way, he not only stuffed a few pieces of chalk into the hero's ass, but also slapped the hero's ass with a triangular ruler... Du Hanyue became numb after watching all kinds of bad and shameless PLAY.

Silently showing Fu Junxiao screenshots of scene after scene, Du Hanyue silently typed——

Hanyue Dao: It’s just a heavy mouth at the beginning, and the following direction should be quite innocent... Hehe Jun Xiaojian: The QAQ plot has become so strange

Hanyue Dao: As long as you know

Jun Xiaojian: It must be because of the strange option you chose, brother (*/ω＼*)

Hanyue Knife: ...hehe

Jun Xiaojian: Brother, don’t be shy~ I understand~≧▽≦

Cold Moon Knife: ...

Du Hanyue played the game silently for more than half an hour. The more he played, the more he regretted agreeing to Fu Junxiao to record this game. love to game.

He had a premonition that once he live-streamed this game, his painting style would run wildly in an irreparable direction and he would never be able to pull it back... Du Han was hurt for a while, spit out a mouthful of blood and continued to draw The game went on.

After getting acquainted with the game, Du Hanyue thought silently, as long as he avoided all the options he had selected when recording the game, then it should be fine...?

But it turned out that Du Hanyue was too naive.

When he and Fu Junxiao officially started recording the game——

"Hi everyone, I'm Hanyue Dao. The game I'm going to bring to you today is called..."Women's Dress Lolita Island". It is said that this is a love game for innocent girls. This game is developed by Jun Xiaojian. He highly recommends it, he said that recording this game with me is his greatest wish in this life." Du Han Yue made a joke.

"...Daddy, you actually said it! QAQ" Fu Junxiao's long-lost voice came through the earphones far away, making Du Hanyue couldn't help but feel like a world away... After counting, he and Fu Junxiao haven't seen each other for more than a week face to face.

More than a week is actually not a long period of time, but for some reason, he has the feeling that he hasn't seen Fu Junxiao for a long time... Could it be that this is the legend of not seeing Fu Junxiao in a day, like three autumns?

Du Hanyue was immediately paralyzed by his sudden thought.

How, how is it possible!How could he feel that something was wrong after not seeing Fu Junxiao for more than a week, such as a low mood, a loss of appetite, a lack of energy... and so on, ha ha.

During the few minutes when Du Hanyue was distracted, the game had already started. This time the game was dominated by Du Hanyue, so Du Hanyue controlled the male protagonist, and Fu Junxiao just watched from the sidelines and made suggestions from time to time.

"...This elementary school boy named Feng asked to go home with the male protagonist after school. How should the male protagonist choose? There are two options, A and B. A is to agree, and B is to refuse..." Du Hanyue read the subtitles and asked casually. Liao asked Fu Junxiao for his opinion, "Which one do you think is better?"

"A!" Fu Junxiao said decisively.

"Then it's such a pleasant decision, choose B." Du Han pressed the mouse more calmly.

"How can you be like this! QAQ"

"Then what do you think of me?" Du Han said calmly, and then calmly looked at the blackened Zhengtai's face brother Guigui!fall!up! ……No!This is different!Why was he pushed down by the elementary school boy when he chose yes when he was playing before, but now he chooses to refuse and he will be pushed down by the blackened elementary school boy!Since no matter what you choose, you will be overthrown, so what is the significance of the options given in this game? !

"...The plot has become so strange, what kind of strange option did you choose~≧▽≦"

Du Hanyue: "..." He doesn't know what to say anymore, okay? !

Du Hanyue wiped his face, told himself to be calm, and then read the subtitles: "...this elementary school boy named Feng cried and begged the male lead to forgive him, saying that he was just impulsive because he really liked the male lead so much." Only when you can’t control yourself will you do such a thing, now you have a choice, A is "People always make mistakes, I forgive you", B is "You did such a thing to me, do you expect me to forgive you ! ", C is... "Your eight-pack abs are so handsome, I'm in love with you!" "Fuck, what the hell is option C!

"According to the urine nature of this game, if you choose B, you are likely to be pushed again...so let's choose C!" Fu Junxiao suggested with a little excitement in his tone.

"Since you said so, let's make a happy decision, choose A!" Du Han calmly pressed the mouse.

Then--

I saw the elementary school boy on the screen said excitedly: "Senior! I knew that you would forgive me if you liked me as much as I like you! Let's be together~☆" Saying this, this guy is too shameless A shirt burst pushed the actor down.

Du Hanyue: "..."