The whole world is swiping let's be together

Jun Xiaojian went offline, Du Hanyue turned his eyes back to the group in boredom, and found that the newcomer in the group except Jun Xiaojian actually posted a photo under the coercion and lure of cat-loving fish, he couldn't help being a little speechless.

This group was created by Yu, who loves cats. When he first joined the group, he was threatened and lured by Yu, who loves cats, to take pictures, but he was determined to kill him without taking pictures, so no one knows about him until now. His appearance is true, but the rank of this little newcomer is obviously much lower than that of Yu, who loves cats. After being coerced and lured by Yu, who loves cats, he blew up the photo pitifully.

Ye Gong is a good fish, Du Hanyue has heard about this granny, and knows that this person is also a prolific and conscientious granny, but there is one thing that is strange, that is, every game he explains on the spot is related to the legendary mermaid. It's like mermaid paranoia, so Du Hanyue is not surprised at all that his ID name is Ye Gonghaoyu.

A series of games that Ye Gonghaoyu played live recently is a dark horror game related to the legend of the mermaid. Du Han watched it more, and he felt that Ye Gonghaoyu's level is still good, except that the sound does not poke his cuteness... ...Because Ye Gonghaoyu's voice is that kind of weak youth voice, not at all the mature uncle voice that Du Hanyue prefers.

Du Hanyue poked open Ye Gonghaoyu and took a quick look. Sure enough, Ye Gonghaoyu in the picture looked like a delicate and delicate young man in his early twenties, with a slightly dazed expression on his face.

It really is cute...

While thinking about this, Du Hanyue reached out and unbuttoned his trousers... He ate a little too much at night, his stomach was swollen, and his trousers were too tight, which made him uncomfortable, so Du Hanyue liberated his belly, and suddenly felt It was a little itchy after being strangled for so long, and then I scratched it a few times smoothly.

So when the other people in the dormitory came back, they saw such a scene as soon as they opened the door of the dormitory.

Du Hanyue was looking at the headshot of a handsome young man on the computer, and at the same time stretched one hand under his trousers, and he didn't know what he was doing. On the floor, there were several piles of obviously used tissue paper, and those paper towel balls seemed to be There is also a suspicious white unknown liquid...

"Sixth...you..." The third boy who reacted first shouted, he looked at Du Hanyue in disbelief, and pointed at Du Hanyue with trembling fingers.

Du Hanyue didn't react at first, he froze in place, with one hand still on his belly in his trousers.

"Sixth, you, you... Pay attention to the influence!" The boss coughed twice. As the boss of the dormitory, he quickly began to consider whether to make a house rule, such as not being able to masturbate in the dormitory... At least it can't have a bad influence when someone may break in at any time!

Du Hanyue reacted for a few seconds before he understood why the others were fussing with complicated expressions. He immediately pulled out his hand and frowned: "Don't think too much! I'm just scratching my itch! The tissue on the ground is because of me. Just accidentally sprayed milk on the screen..."

Judging from the changes in other people's expressions, Du Han became sadder and found that he seemed to be getting darker and darker.

Du Hanyue silently turned his head and stared at Jun Xiaojian's grayed profile picture - it's all your fault!

It seems that he will bear the title of homosexual for the rest of his life! ...Although this is true, he does not want to come out in this way at all, at all!

Fortunately, the other people in the dormitory obviously didn't take Du Hanyue's words seriously, they just took it as a joke, and soon let this matter pass, Du Hanyue silently heaved a sigh of relief, but he didn't know why he There is an inexplicable premonition that his title of "straight man" will be lost at any time...

The next day was the official start of school on September [-]st. Even though Du Hanyue wanted to stay in bed and skip classes, he still struggled to get up on time no matter how painful it was because he usually had attendance at the first class of the new semester.

After having a tasteless morning meal in the dining hall, Du Han drifted sleepily into the classroom where the first class was held.

The first class is a professional class, and it is a combination of two classes of the same major. Because of the large number of people, the class is arranged in a rather large lecture hall.Du Hanyue searched around the lecture theater, and soon found an inconspicuous place in the corner, sat in it, and prepared to catch up on sleep during class.

Sitting down in the corner, Du Hanyue couldn't bear it any longer, buried his head in his arms, and dozed off.

Of course, he didn't fall asleep, he just closed his eyes to catch the blood, and soon he felt that someone walked into this row, causing the stool under his buttocks to vibrate, he was not surprised, because this The row is very far back, which is very suitable for sleeping and playing with mobile phones in class without being caught by the professor... But to his surprise, that person actually sat next to him.

Du Hanyue felt a little strange, because this lecture theater is quite big, even if two classes of students are in class together, there are many vacant seats, and it is not possible to sit next to each other, and for most people, they are definitely not willing to stand next to strangers. Sitting.

Feeling the sinking of the seat next to him, Du Hanyue felt strange for a while, but because he was too sleepy, he soon became unconscious... But Du Hanyue didn't fall asleep, because he knew that there was a great chance that the professor would call the roll later.

Sure enough, after the class bell rang and the professor on the podium introduced himself, roll call began.

In the first class of the new semester, roll call is the trump card. Du Hanyue feels that he can already predict how bloody and bloody this class will be this semester, especially during the final exam...

Du Hanyue's major is not popular, there are only two classes in total for each major, Du Hanyue's class is Class [-], but the professor first ordered the name of Class [-].

Hearing "Ah" again and again, Du Han lay down on the table and shook his legs boredly, until the people around him also uttered a clear "Ah".

Du Hanyue was stunned for a moment, without him, because the voice of the person next to him was so nice, although it wasn't Du Hanyue's favorite uncle's voice, but the voice was very good, and the most important thing was...

This voice seems familiar.

But before Du Hanyue figured it out, the professor began to count the names of class one, Du Hanyue's student number was very high, and Du Hanyue's name was called after a while, Du Hanyue straightened up quickly, and responded loudly: "Here! "

After shouting, Du Hanyue immediately felt a burst of scorching gazes falling on him, making him unable to help but turn around and look at the source of the gazes.

The source of the gaze was the person sitting next to Du Hanyue. When Du Hanyue looked at it, he was stunned again, because Du Hanyue had never seen such an outstanding person in his age. This person was very delicate, and his facial features were quite classical. The meaning of beauty, the eyes are slender, and the corners of the eyes are slanted, but because of the light eyebrows and the thin and slightly pursed lips, he looks a bit cold and alienated.

He is like a beauty in an ancient picture scroll, except that his gender is a bit wrong. At this time, he is lazily lying on the table, but his head is turned to Du Hanyue's side, and a pair of beautiful red phoenix eyes are staring straight at Du Hanyue.

Although he thought he only liked the uncle, Du Hanyue couldn't help being a little uncomfortable being stared at by a beauty, not to mention that the beauty's gaze was so hot... Du Hanyue wondered if he had borrowed money from this man and forgot return?

Du Han thought about it for a long time but couldn't come up with a reason, but this person's eyes were too hot, so he couldn't help asking: "Who are you...?"

The originally cold and alienated person, after hearing Du Hanyue's words, suddenly raised his eyebrows and laughed, and then he paused word by word, and articulated four words——

"Professional substitute."