Palace Full of Delicacies

In the royal garden, the fragrance of flowers is overflowing.

There are not many flowers blooming in midsummer. Even if there are hard-working gardeners in the palace who transplant them from time to time, they will never be as blooming as in spring. Moreover, many flowers will wither after a while in the hot weather. The gardener temporarily put out many potted plants, making them look like clusters of flowers.

The sweet fragrance of flowers attracted many bees and butterflies. When Su Yu got out of the car, he saw a swarm of bees and butterflies dancing wildly. He quickly pushed down the hairy head that was stuck at the skirt of his clothes, lest the cat see the butterflies and run out to pounce.

The emperor was very dissatisfied with being pressed down, Su Yu just moved his hand away and immediately got out again.

Concubine Lu sat in the gazebo in the middle of the garden, wearing a gorgeous dress full of red and gold everywhere, wearing a pair of phoenixes with pearls on her head and a pair of pearls and moon pendants in her ears. Her makeup was exquisite and magnificent.Concubine De and Concubine Shu sat beside her, Zhaoyi and others sat on the periphery, talented people stood on the left and right, all of them looked cold and solemn, as if facing a formidable enemy, not at all like appreciating flowers.

"It's just a fish seller, why should you be so worried?" Concubine Lu Gui snorted coldly, "Give me a moment to be smart..."

"Concubine Xian is here—" The eunuch guarding in front of the moon gate saw Su Yu chasing the car, and immediately shouted, interrupting Concubine Lu's lecture.

When everyone heard the words, they immediately sat upright, looked at the Moon Gate, took a deep breath, and prepared to speak.

Exhausted in one breath, no one appeared...

Shouldn't a fish seller be walking like flying?Why are you walking so slowly?

"Concubine Xian just got the holy favor last night, maybe she is not feeling well." Concubine Shu tapped her cheek with a handkerchief, covering the corners of her mouth that could not help but twitch.

Concubine Lu's fingers holding the cup tightened instantly, and the faces of the other concubines became even more ugly. This Xian concubine must have done it on purpose, and she was going to give him a bad blow, but instead let him take the lead.

"Sauce, don't make trouble!" Su Yu outside the door was negotiating conditions with the cat in his arms. He was worried that there would be more butterflies in the garden. There was no intention of going back to sleep.

The fur on his head was messed up by Su Yu, His Majesty the Cat was very dissatisfied, he grabbed Su Yu's skirt and climbed up, scratching his paw along Su Yu's neatly combed temples.

"Ouch!" Xiao Shun cried out in surprise, and hurriedly stepped forward to fix Su Yu's hair. This was to see the noble concubine, and the disheveled clothes would make people laugh.

Su Yu hugged the cat off his shoulder helplessly, and stroked the fur comfortingly, "Okay, okay, forget it if you don't want to sleep, don't run around for a while."

An Hongche glared at him, did he treat me like a three-year-old child?

Seeing that Uncle Cat was unhappy, Su Yu smiled, and kissed that hairy head, "You messed up my head too, we're even, don't be angry, I'll give you a treat later thing."

Damn, jerk!His Majesty the Emperor froze for a moment, pursed his ears and looked around, he was so shameless to flatter everyone in public!

Seeing that the hair ball in his hand was honest, Su Yu hugged the cat in satisfaction, and then walked inside.

After bypassing the rockery, the scene of the garden appeared in front of him instantly. The colorful dresses, colorful jewelry, and the glaring knives made Su Yu almost lose his footing.

"Concubine Xian is such a big show, let us wait." Lu Guifei flicked her long nails, her words were full of dissatisfaction.

Su Yu is a concubine, and when he comes, the concubines with low status will stand up and salute him, and at the same time, he also needs to salute the noble concubine.But Concubine Lu Gui immediately scolded him, and it was wrong not to answer the words, but she couldn't salute when she answered the words, and it would make people find fault.

The scene was a little awkward for a moment, the breeze blew, and the fragrance of makeup and powder wafted over, which made His Majesty's cat nose very uncomfortable, and immediately struggled to jump from Su Yu's arms, and rushed to the stone table of the gazebo in two or three steps.

"Ah—" Concubine Shu was taken aback and immediately screamed.

The emperor, who was dipping his paws in tea to wash his nose, was startled by the scream, and immediately knocked over the cup, which wet Concubine Lu's gorgeous skirt.

Su Yu hurried over, "The kitten is naughty, please ask your mother to make amends."

Concubine Lu's face was livid, but Concubine De at the side recognized the cat, "Isn't this the emperor's cat?"

"Concubine Xian, you are so brave, you dare to take out the holy cat privately!" Concubine Lu Gui asked coldly, waving away the maid who was busy wiping her water.

This cat is very precious, usually they only saw it a few times from a distance, except for the queen mother and the national teacher, no one can touch it, last year a court lady was killed by the queen mother because she tried to catch the cat.

"The emperor is busy in the morning and afternoon, so Eunuch Wang specially asked me to take care of it for a while." Seeing that everyone recognized Jiang Zhier, Su Yu secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

"What did you say?" Concubine Lu Gui's eyes widened involuntarily. The concubine who had been in the palace for several years was suddenly jealous. The emperor actually gave Su Yu his beloved cat, which shows how much he loves Su Yu. .

The newly promoted talents looked at the cat with mixed feelings, it was the cat that decided that now Su Yu was sitting and they were standing.

His Majesty the Emperor touched his nose with his wet paws, and then rubbed it on Su Yu's clothes, which made him feel better.Looking around in dissatisfaction, seeing that several women have put on a thick layer of makeup, and they can drop two catties of scum after saying a word, and they can't help becoming annoyed. Is the person who put on so much powder trying to kill the king?

There were four seats around the stone table, and the last one was naturally reserved for Su Yu, who was also a concubine. Su Yu sat down with the cat in his arms, and wiped the kitten's paws with his sleeves.

"The virtuous concubine is a cat's eye." Chen Zhaoyi said with a half-smile, not knowing whether it was a compliment or a sarcasm.

"Cats like the smell of fish, we can't compare with that." Concubine Shu covered her mouth with a veil and smiled.

"That's right, I heard that Concubine Xian used to be a fish seller..."

Su Yu naturally heard the cynicism in it, but as a gentleman, he couldn't care less about a group of girls, so he pretended not to hear it.An Hongche narrowed his eyes slightly, it was really noisy!

Seeing that the uncle cat in his arms was showing signs of anger, Su Yu quickly took out a crab stick from his sleeve.

"Today I'm here to enjoy the flowers, not to talk about these things." Concubine Lu Gui secretly gritted her teeth when she saw that Su Yu didn't accept the offer, "Concubine Xian has just entered the palace and doesn't understand many rules, so I have to mention a few things... "

The smell of crab meat dispelled the powdery smell around the nose, and the kitten subconsciously opened his mouth to bite the thing handed to his mouth, and the delicious smell immediately filled his taste buds.His Majesty the Emperor's mood improved a lot, and he glanced at Su Yu with the crab stick in his mouth. Do you want me to help you solve these troubles by flattering me?

Su Yu used to make crab sticks into the shape of bones as a prank before, but now the little cat is holding a "meat bone" in its mouth, making an expression of "I don't care for you", no matter how you look at it, you feel happy, Su Yu Unable to hold back, he burst out laughing.

Lu Guifei's face was completely dark.

A flower viewing feast ended unhappily. In the first confrontation, the concubines all thought that Concubine Xian was very difficult to deal with, while Su Yu, who was concentrating on coaxing the cat, somehow won the victory.

In the evening, Eunuch Wang sent someone to inform that the emperor was going to have dinner at Yexiao Palace tonight, and he also specially sent a pack of chili peppers, and told Su Yu to cook a portion of boiled fish.

Su Yu held the pepper and twitched the corner of his mouth. Didn't he hear that the emperor brought a la carte to the harem?He always thought that Eunuch Wang's so-called "emperor likes to eat dishes made by his concubines" was something high-end and atmospheric such as "Tremella and lotus seed soup"...

There are quotas for concubines' food every month, and anything beyond the quota will be deducted from the monthly bank.Su Yu asked Eunuch Yang, he has a full 80 taels of silver every month, and it should be okay to eat two grass carp, but it is still a bit painful to ask the boss to eat out of his own pocket.

When His Majesty the Emperor walked into Yexiao Palace, he heard that Su Yu was still busy in the kitchen, so he raised his hand to stop Tong Wen, and went to the kitchen to find him.

In the brightly lit kitchen, the stove was crackling.His Majesty the Emperor stood in front of the door with his hands behind his back, watching Su Yu busy in the smoky kitchen, that warm feeling suddenly surged up again.The last time it was in this kind of scene, the "let's go home" made him think of keeping this stupid thing by his side forever, so he was locked up like this, and he was only allowed to cook for himself.

"See the emperor!" The maid who helped the cook suddenly found the emperor standing in front of the door, and hurriedly knelt down to salute.

Su Yu was sweating profusely as he picked up the oil pan, ready to pour the hot oil on the fish. When he was so frightened suddenly, his hand slipped, and the heavy iron pan tilted over, and half of the hot oil was about to be poured onto the fish. himself.

"Get out of the way!" A voice as sweet as a cold spring suddenly appeared in his ears, Su Yu's vision blurred, the hot iron pan flew out, and he had already been grabbed by his collar and dodged aside.

Su Yu didn't know how the iron pot flew, he only knew that the emperor was still grabbing his collar, carrying him like a chicken.

"It's so stupid!" His Majesty the Emperor was very angry. If he hadn't been there, the stupid slave just now would have turned into a boiled fish!

Su Yu blinked innocently, if the emperor hadn't come running quietly to scare people, he wouldn't have stumbled, but he didn't have the guts to say that.

"Hmph!" Seeing that Su Yu didn't speak, An Hongche let go of him with a cold snort, "After finishing the dishes, don't think that looking at me like this will make me feel sorry for you."

ah?Su Yu was stunned for a moment, and took a peek at the emperor's expression.

"What are you doing in a daze!" An Hongche was a little uncomfortable being watched by Su Yu, his thin lips were drawn into a line, and he seemed to be even more angry, "I won't be here to look at you anymore, when will I be able to eat this meal, make it quickly! "

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

"The Palace Is Full of Danger"

Concubine A: Your Majesty, my concubine made tremella and lotus seed soup

Meow Gong: So sweet, do you want to poison me to death?

Concubine B: Your Majesty, this is a spice from the Western Regions

Meow Gong: Ah Choo, Ah Choo...

Concubine C: Your Majesty, this is the concubine's little pet (little pet: woof woof)

Meow Gong: ⊙﹏⊙ Go away! ! !

Xiaoyu: The harem is dangerous, concubines need to be cautious