It's a celestial master, not a Taoist priest

Chapter 17 Let's go, boy pee

Feng Quan put the book back, stood up and said, "It's time to finish eating, can you bring me... hmm?"

Yi Bai dodged his outstretched hand, and said vigilantly, "Mine."

Feng Quan said: "You are petty."

Yi Bai turned the corn around in front of Feng Quan's face, and said in a showy tone, "My kid cooked it for me."

Feng Quan: "...Oh. It's time to go."

Yi Bai said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Feng Quan: "Come back and start again."

As soon as night fell, Feng Quan sensed the fluctuation of Yin energy transmitted by the paper talisman.He took Yi Bai to a deserted alley next to him, turned his palms over, and the spiritual power was concentrated in his palms.

Yi Bai held the corn cob that he couldn't bear to finish eating, and looked at it with disinterest.

Feng Quan recited a formula to his finger, touched the wall a little, and the wall appeared water-like ripples, as if turning from real to virtual.Feng Quan waved at Yi Bai, and stepped into the wall by himself:

"Follow."

Yi Bai frowned: "Platform Nine and Three Quarters? Is there a toilet in the Academy of Magic?"

On the other side was a cold basement, the floor and walls were clean and unstained, and there was a half-open door next to it.

Voices echoed in the hallway.Feng Quan grabbed Yi Bai and turned around to enter the door next to him.

Yi Bai asked: "What the hell kind of place is this? You have to agree on the price first, and then let me do things for you."

"Hush—" Feng Quan frowned, the outsiders had already arrived from far and near.

The first sound was He Liang's voice that Feng Quan had heard before.He only listened to the other party's voice, with a calm and unhurried Confucianism, a bit like Yin Cong.

"There are six stored kidneys here temporarily, and they have been coded according to the time they were taken out, so we can find a buyer outside Nancheng as soon as possible."

Another voice was rough: "Don't worry, but here..."

"Don't worry, my people turned off the monitoring. This floor is a mortuary, and it doesn't matter if there is a short-term monitoring failure."

Feng Quan, who was hiding behind the door with Yi Bai, frowned slightly, mortuary?

He turned his head slightly, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw rows of white hospital beds, and under the light from the corridor outside, he could see a pair of vertical feet on each bed.

The footsteps were getting closer, Feng Quan pulled Yi Bai back and leaned back, his breathing slowed down.

Immediately afterwards, the door was pushed open.

Feng Quan tried his best to keep his back against the wall, but luckily the door didn't touch the two of them and the people who came in noticed.It's just that, Feng Quan has to be more careful not to be discovered.

He Liang seemed to find something out of one of the beds, and said to the other person:

"It's here. Are you sure you can take it out?"

"Don't worry, the gate of the hospital is not the customs. It is Dr. He who should be careful."

He Liang’s tone was somewhat arrogant and disdainful, “The patient is mine, and so is the team. Patients are ignorant, I can take their organs, and there will never be fewer ignorant people. The team is my helper.” , Doctors have the power to dominate patients."

Feng Quan couldn't help frowning upon hearing this.

This is the reason why he is unwilling to deal with Ji Ling.

Even if this He Liang is really Duan Wu's host, but Duan Wu himself has only a remaining soul with little power left, which logically wouldn't have much influence on people.And if He Liang is like this, how can he distinguish whether it is the evil of the ghosts or the nature of human beings?

The two briefly said a few more words and were about to return.

Feng Quan pressed close to the wall behind him again, and Yi Bai also cooperated to hide.

When He Liang and another person walked to the door, they suddenly asked in confusion, "What's the smell?"

Another said: "Looks like... grilled corn?"

Feng Quan turned his head instantly and looked at the fragrant roasted corn that Yi Bai held in his hand.

As calm and dignified as he is, he couldn't help but utter the first swear word he said since he was a child:

"……Depend on!"

He Liang said vigilantly: "There is someone behind the door!"

Yi Bai pushed open the door all of a sudden, exposing himself and Feng Quan to the two of them, and said slowly:

"It doesn't matter, they are just two frail doctors, and I can..."

He Liang's companions had quickly brought over a dozen burly people, and they surrounded Feng Quan and Yi Bai. He Liang pointed to the two in the center and said:

"Catch these two who stole the corpse!"

Feng Quan snorted coldly, and looked at Yi Bai: "Just one hand...?"

Yi Bai picked up the corn and took a bite.

Feng Quan slowly backed away towards the dead body in the house, so that the other party would definitely take a lot of care into his hands.He was racking his brains to think of a reasonable way out when Yi Bai suddenly pulled his sleeve.

"How many people did the other party call just now?"

"Eleven, why...?"

He raised his head and found the surrounding situation. The people around them were no longer a dozen people at some point, but densely packed, at least fifty.

The extra people were wearing gray and white hospital gowns, their movements were slow and stiff, and the exposed gray skin was covered with brown corpse spots.

The beds where they had been placed were all empty.

——The corpses in this morgue have been recovered.

The words he said to Yi Bai in Liang Xingcheng store this morning suddenly appeared in his mind:

——You are full of hostility, I am afraid that if you go to save others, you will end up with a dead body.

It's dead now.

Feng Quan slowly turned his head to look at Yi Bai.

Yi Bai spoke quickly: "I don't know the market price of thugs. I'll give you a cheaper price of [-] per person, and if you go for a fraction, you'll give [-]. Go out and pay me."

Feng Quan felt that it was a very big mistake for him to ask Yi Bai for help.

Yi Bai put the roasted corn into a plastic bag and put it in his pocket, making a gesture of attack: "I haven't beaten the corpse, have you beaten it? Don't make me pay for it."

Feng Quan said: "You better stop. They have helpers, and we also have helpers."

At this time, the people on the other side finally found that they were surrounded by another group of people who did not belong to them, and one of them patted the corpse in a hospital gown, "Who——uh!"

His neck was suddenly strangled by a dry hand, and a corrupt face stretched out in front of him, staring at this distracted pupil.He pinched his neck and screamed:

"Ho-"

These people suddenly became confused and said in horror: "What are these things?!"

The dead man's blood is exhausted, and he is still attracted by the blood.These walking corpses are chasing the living.Those who were going to arrest Feng Quan and Yi Bai backed away in horror, and were finally surrounded by a group of living dead.

Yi Bai was asking Feng Quan, "What help do we have?"

"Here." Feng Quan raised his chin at the dead bodies, and pulled out a punk-style trousers belt with a decorative bell without steel balls inside. In the other hand, he held a piece of yellow talisman paper, smeared it with cinnabar, and quickly folded it a few times. Tucked into the bell.

"It's time for the assistant to play." Feng Quan raised his eyebrows.

Then the wrist moved, and the bell, which should not have made a sound without the steel ball, actually made a clear and ethereal sound. The sound was not loud, but it seemed that the waves could agitate people's eardrums.At the same time as the bell rang, all the walking corpses chasing strangers around stopped, as if the still button had been pressed.

Yi Bai said: "Okay, do you still have this hand?"

Before everyone could breathe a sigh of relief, the bell rang again, and the corpses were seen moving again!

This time it was no longer just blindly chasing strangers, but purposely driving them towards the door.These people didn't have time to take care of Feng Quan and Yi Bai, and ran towards the door in a hurry.He Liang was the first to rush out. Feng Quan snorted softly and hooked his fingers, as if an invisible thread was tied to He Liang's ankle, and the other party fell to the ground.

Everyone ran away, Feng Quan rang the bell again, the walking corpses chasing the stranger calmed down, walked back to this room slowly, and lay down on the bed one by one in line.

Feng Quan put away the rattle, gestured with one hand in front of his chest, and stepped forward. A huge golden charm covering the entire floor appeared in midair, slowly fell, and attached to all the corpses.

Yi Bai said: "What is this for?"

Feng Quan glanced at him, "Just to be on the safe side. Requiem."

The reasons for needing insurance are self-evident.

Yi Bai dutifully acted as a thug, went to the door and dragged He Liang in, clenching his fists eager to try:

"Tell me, what are you going to do with him?"

"What else can I do?" Feng Quan glanced at him, "Send it to the police station."

"Send...huh?"

Feng Quan nodded, "That's right. But before that, I have to take him to someone first."

The reason why Feng Quan was able to travel here was because there was a villain with a charm who followed He Liang, and now that he was here, the spell was destroyed.Besides, he doesn't know where Yin Cong is now, so he can only go back home temporarily.

Feng Quan looked at the corner of the wall with troubled eyes.

Yi Bai took off He Liang's socks and stuffed them into his mouth, walked over and asked Feng Quan, "What's wrong?"

Feng Quan turned serious instantly, and said seriously: "It's nothing, I don't know if I should use a traveling talisman or not." Although he didn't have any hope, he asked with a smile:

"Are you a virgin?"

Yi Bai stared fiercely: "Why, you don't even have sex and look down on others?"

Feng Quan's eyes lit up: "This traveling talisman..."

Yi Bai said: "Use it if you need it..."

"That's great." Feng Quan smiled kindly. "Don't you want to go to the toilet, go and take a pee." After a pause, he added, "Boy pee."

Yi Bai: "..."

He said sadly, "More money."

"Jajiajia." Feng Quan took out a piece of talisman paper, dipped it in cinnabar and drew a few strokes, pasted it on the corner of the wall, then turned his head and said disgustedly: "Piss."

Feng Quan and He Liang, who had been knocked out, came out from the wall and happened to arrive at the door of the house.

Feng Quan looked at the spontaneously ignited charm on the wall behind him, and touched his chin: "The direction is wrong, it should be positioned on the other side of the wall, and went straight into the house."

"Don't think about improving the talisman paper yet." Yi Bai shook the person in his hand, "Just hand it over to the police? Did you believe those notes?"

"Why don't you believe it?" Feng Quan said, "It depends on who you hand it to."

Yi Bai turned to ask: "Who are you going to meet when you bring him back?"

Feng Quan: "Yin Cong. He is..."

Yi Bai quickly threw the man into the flower bed, Feng Quan stopped what he was going to say vigilantly.

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