I dressed as a witch doll

Of course, a scumbag wouldn't really be good at flirting.

He also likes war.

Once again in the court hall, seeing the scumbag dragged out a string of opposing ministers, Wen Chi knew that the scumbag's determination to start a war was unstoppable.

According to those ministers, the army of the country called Hedu had plundered Fengchao's caravans several times on the border of Fengchao, and all they had to do was warn them, there was no need to mobilize their troops.

After all, Emperor Qiancheng had only been in power for ten years, and he had been conquered for several years in between. Last year, he slaughtered thirteen cities in the western region.Even though countless government decrees to help farmers and businesses have brought unexpected prosperity, Fengchao can only take a breather now.

But what Emperor Qiancheng wanted was for the other party to destroy the country.

Seeing Emperor Qian Cheng killing several ministers without frowning, and not listening to any advice at all, Wen Chi felt that Emperor Qian Cheng didn't seem to be governing a country, but rather like playing an exciting game.

He didn't care how the game ended as long as he was having fun.

At this moment, an old minister with a full white beard looked at Emperor Qian Cheng with tears in his eyes, but finally he stood upright and stood in the row that was obviously about to be dragged out.

Wen Chi couldn't help but sigh for these people.

It's really bad luck to work under this kind of people.

Seeing Emperor Gan Cheng waving his hand, and Wei Yin was about to lead someone forward to drag him, Wen Chi, who was sitting on the shoulder of the Dog Emperor, finally couldn't help stretching out his hand and scratched his neck hard.

"Hiss—" Qian Chengdi didn't pay attention, and Wen Chi scratched two thin bloodstains.

He stretched out his hand to cover the wound, and looked at Wen Chi in a daze, not knowing where he had offended him again.

Wen Chi looked at him blankly, stretched out his bloody left hand, and gave him a middle finger.

Then he simply jumped off his shoulders and left gracefully.

Since he couldn't stop this kind of thing, he couldn't see it.

--

On this day, Mr. Cao must return home in full.

In Cao's mansion, which was wrapped in plain white everywhere, the sons who had already dressed in sackcloth and filial piety looked at him with dazed faces.

"Father—" the eldest son hurried forward to help Mr. Cao who got off the carriage, "Why—"

Mr. Cao knew that what his son wanted to ask was why he didn't die.

But he was also inexplicable.

When he went out today, he was already ready to be killed, and it was he who ordered his sons to wear sackcloth and mourning for his corpse.

But today, His Majesty unexpectedly let them go.

Obviously he had seen Wei Dudu leading people forward, but he still retreated in the end.

Although he couldn't figure it out, Lord Cao shook his head and sighed.

all the same.

As long as His Majesty does not change his mind, whether it is today or tomorrow, Cao Weiying's life will be returned to His Majesty sooner or later.

Of course, Emperor Qian Cheng didn't let Lord Cao and others go because he saw Wen Chi's dissatisfaction.

It's just that after being scratched, his mood inexplicably improved, and he didn't want to kill anyone for the time being.

If Wen Chi knew Emperor Qian Cheng's heart, he would be very happy to scratch him until there was no good skin all over him.

--

Since the puppet Xiaoji succeeded in asking for help, it seems to have identified Wen Chi, and often sneaks to the Yonggan Hall or the Lizheng Hall to play with Wen Chi.

Wen Chi couldn't figure out what this thing was, let alone what kind of soul was hidden in the shell of this cute baby.

And he didn't want the owner of the other party to know that his doll was also researching and making dolls.

Just like humans making robots in science fiction movies, they will be satisfied because the robots are obedient and easy to use.

But if you see that robots will independently manufacture new robots with their own will, then I'm afraid there will only be panic.

So he always ignored the little doll.

On the contrary, Emperor Qiancheng, because Wen Chi has been obsessed with studying puppets recently, Emperor Qiancheng was bored in his spare time, but instead of looking for those new concubines, he used Xiaoji who sneaked in to pass the time.

That Xiaoji seemed to have a really innocent character, he was made to giggle every day by Qian Chengdi, and even scared Wenchi with the little bugs he dug from nowhere.

Wen Chi was so annoyed by the two of them that he just wanted to hide.

The other people in the palace were like cats smelling fishy, ​​and some of them gradually gathered around Xiaoji.

One day Wen Chi came out exhausted from the doll's house in the side hall, but saw a group of palace servants from Yongqian Palace chasing after a giggling three-inch little man, one by one anxiously calling, "Master Xiaoji, slow down, Be careful where you step—"

Chang Xiaosui stood at the entrance of the hall with an angry expression on his face, "Master Xiaoji, these bastards are playing around with the wind!"

not only that.

Wen Chi noticed with sharp eyes that Xiaoji's body was no longer the simple top and bottom cute clothes, but several layers of clothes, embroidered with various patterns, and there were many small items hanging on the exquisite belt. .

One of the little bells jingled as it ran, which was very cute.

This look is the taste of the dog emperor.

Wen Chi came to the side hall of Yonggan Hall with a blank expression to inspect, but he never saw any small objects that did not belong to him.

Emperor Qiancheng was even more happy when he heard that Chi finally came out of his small house.

He immediately put down the pen in his hand, walked over, held Wen Chi in his palm and said with a smile: "I was thinking about whether to reward the imperial prisons properly, or teach them a lesson!"

Wen Chi looked at him with raised eyebrows.

Emperor Gan Cheng couldn't see the expression on Wen Chi's face, but he couldn't help stretching out his index finger to lightly poke Wen Chi's chest, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "I'm really happy that you like that little house. But you also You can't squat inside for ten days and half a month and ignore me."

As she spoke, she seemed to use a coquettish tone.

In the past few days, Wen Chi has used all the different weaving methods he can think of to make dolls.

Also never successful.

He didn't expect that he spent so long in it.

However, Wen Chi didn't like the other party's tricks, and with a "slap" of his little claws, he knocked off the salty pig's hand that was still rubbing his chest non-stop.

He was about to say something, but Chang Ming walked in from outside.

"Your Majesty, Gu Wanyi has come to pick up Xiaoji."

Seeing this, Emperor Gan Cheng put Wen Chi down and let Chang Xiaosui into the next room.

Wen Chi just didn't want to have much contact with this Gu.

The second room is the daily living place of Emperor Qiancheng, and there is no wall to block it from the main room.Wen Chi could clearly see that after Gu Wanyi came in, Emperor Gan Cheng asked Xiao Ji to be found, and then chatted with Gu Wanyi in a pleasant manner.

The content of the chat is nothing more than some homely words.

But it is rare for Wen Chi to act like Emperor Cheng.

He's seen him ordering the killing viciously and cruelly, and he's also seen the other side's mean and naughty look.

But at this moment, the other party was sitting there with downcast eyes and laughing, his eyebrows and eyes were all smiling, he looked like an ordinary young man, without a trace of his usual hostility.

Wen Chi took a deep breath, and let it out gently.

Chang Xiaosui stood behind him, his face was also very ugly.

Wen Chi knew about Gu Pin's promotion of Wanyi.

The last time Concubine Gu was embarrassed by the Queen Mother, in order to appease her, Emperor Qian Cheng promoted her again.

But there are some things that Wen Chi doesn't know.

"It is said that the reason why Gu Wanyi offended the Queen Mother was because the Queen Mother asked about Xiaoji and ordered Gu Wanyi to send Xiaoji to play with."

Chang Xiaosui whispered to Wen Chi what he had inquired about during this period of time:

"Seeing that the situation is not right, Gu Wanyi refuses to admit the existence of Xiaoji. She opens her eyes and speaks nonsense to deny what everyone in the palace knows. This is obviously slapping the Queen Mother in the face, so she has suffered so much.

"You've been busy these days, and that little bastard came looking for you every day. When he didn't see you, he would cry loudly on purpose to attract His Majesty's attention. Its master was even more frequent, saying on the surface that he was coming to pick you up, but secretly I don't know how many eyebrows and eyebrows I have made to His Majesty, but it has actually made His Majesty even more fond of her, and now I can chat with His Majesty for a long time from time to time!"

It was only then that Wen Chi knew that Gu Wanyi had actually taken the Queen Mother's windward ladder.

Gu Wanyi's love for Xiaoji probably touched a part of the emperor's heart.

Now she seems to be putting all her strength into this aspect, and she is about to knead a hard-hearted man into soft fingers.

Tsk, trouble!

If Gu Wanyi was alone, Wen Chi wouldn't care how she hooked up with that dog emperor.

But she brought a doll as a footboard—

During this period, Gu Wanyi only looked at Chang Xiaosui and the others a few times when Gu Wanyi cast her eyes on this occasion.Just like in the square in front of the Palace of Lizheng before, Gu Wanyi never glanced at Wen Chi from the beginning to the end.

Unlike others in the palace, Gu Wanyi completely ignored Wen Chi's existence.

Wen Chi looked at the two men and women outside for a long time this afternoon, but the emperor didn't know what he was thinking, but he still didn't achieve good things.

In the end, he was still polite and asked people to send Gu Wanyi away.

In the evening, he abruptly left Wen Chi beside the pillow, sticking to his body and muttering how he was sleepless these past few days, the pillow was desolate, he missed him unbearably, and he couldn't sleep at night.

"Lang Jun, you must not let my slave down—"

While talking, he actually sang it!

I don't even know what I've been watching during this time!

Wen Chi scratched his face with black lines all over his face, heard the expected cry of pain, Wen Chi sharpened his claws, and fell asleep contentedly.

--

The day before, he was disturbed by the dog emperor so late that he fell asleep, and when he woke up the next day, Wen Chi was a little lazy and didn't want to move.

Helpless, Emperor Gan Cheng could only go to court alone.

Wen Chi got up after a while and asked Chang Xiaosui to dress him, during which time he yawned twice.

One person rested his chin and pondered for a while, Wen Chi crawled under the pillow of Emperor Dog, and took out a small purse from it.

Taking out a small shiny black stone, he took off his clothes and stuffed it behind his back.

Then he fell back to sleep.

After sleeping until the afternoon, I feel full of energy when I wake up.

With energy now, he is also in the mood to find fault with Emperor Dog.

Bringing a group of young eunuchs headed by Chang Xiaosui, Wen Chi strolled to the Lizheng Hall.

But before he got close, he saw a group of court ladies and eunuchs sticking to the door of the Palace of Lizheng, shrinking their hands and calling in a low voice, "Master Xiaoji, come out quickly, this is not a place where you can play casually—"

What a good place to discuss politics, but it has become a vegetable market.

The group of eunuchs and maids also saw Chang Xiaosui and his party.

This group of people immediately shy away, and stood aside, not daring to speak.

But Wen Chi still heard the shrill laughter coming from the Palace of Lizheng.

"Hahaha—drive——"

Wen Chi patted Chang Xiaosui's trembling hand and asked him to send him in.

Then he saw that in the Lizheng Hall, the ministers were still discussing something solemnly.But on the left side of the main hall, a little man was riding on the back of a little fluffy chicken, pulling a small rein tied to the chicken's beak, and was running around in the hall.

The little chick seemed to have been trained, it didn't resist, and it ran slowly. The little man on his back was bouncing and giggling amidst the crisp bells.

That rosy face, paired with a short figure, is really indescribably cute!

And that little chick still pulled a lump of poop on the ground from time to time, but the other people in the hall didn't seem to be able to see or smell it, so they didn't take it seriously.

Emperor Gan Cheng looked at this place with a smile on his chin, as if he found it very interesting and enjoyed it.

Emperor Dog, what you said last night was all false!

Wen Chi snorted coldly, and glanced at Wei Yin who was standing beside him.

He turned his head to Wei Yin, Wei Yin immediately understood, smiled and stepped forward to salute, reaching out to take the cushion under Wen Chi's buttocks.

Wen Chi didn't wait for him to take it, and walked off the mat slowly, and then sat down in Wei Yin's hand.

Wei Yin's hand paused, and then he held it firmly.

When Emperor Dog saw Wen Chi coming in, he immediately sat up straight, put down the pen he was holding, and was about to stand up to meet Wen Chi.

But seeing that Chi didn't pay attention to him at all, and pointed his paw towards the second room of the Lizheng Palace.

Wei Yin hesitated for a moment, looked at Qian Chengdi's expression, and then sent Wen Chi to the next room.

Wen Chi sat in Wei Yin's palm and found that the other's palm was similar to that of the dog emperor, with calluses everywhere.

He leaned against the thick flesh at the root of Wei Yin's arched thumb, with his feet crossed and one hand resting on the other's thumb, in a very comfortable posture.

In the second time, he seemed to be very satisfied with Wei Yin's palm, so it was fine if he didn't want to come down, and he rested his head on Wei Yin's thumb joint, rubbing it comfortably.

His mouth was still like a kitten with dimpled feet, and he let out a soft "um~".

Wei Yin froze there on the spot.

Qian Chengdi was behind him, like a husband caught in bed, his face was black and blue.

This is not finished.

Wen Chi asked Chang Xiaosui to bring over several of his wardrobes, and after picking and finding ones he was satisfied with, he asked Wei Yin to change them for him.

Emperor Gan Cheng sat aside angrily, and wanted to come forward to serve him when he saw this. Wen Chi moved his paw, and the dog emperor could only retreat in embarrassment. He watched Wei Yin play with his favorite with fierce eyes. game.

Seeing this, Wen Chi sneered.

Seeing this, the dog emperor immediately brought over the jewelry box like a dog.

Wen Chi glanced at him, and then the little paw casually picked from one to another, but it seemed that he didn't like any of them.

He gave a slight "tsk" impatiently, and lowered his head, as if he saw Xiaoji who came in together at this time.

Wen Chi lay down on Wei Yin's palm, tilted his head and looked at the little jade figure bouncing up and down, who seemed to want to come up too.

Wen Chi smiled and pointed at Xiaoji, and Chang Xiaosui immediately held Xiaoji in front of him.

Xiaoji thought that Wen Chi was finally willing to play with him, and happily wanted to jump from Chang Xiaosui's palm to Wei Yin's.

Wen Chi also stretched out his hand towards the other party, as if to pick him up.

It looks like a scene of mutual love.

Seeing that the two hands were about to connect, who would have thought that the next moment, Wen Chi's hand suddenly changed direction and stretched out towards the little bell on Xiaoji's waist, and yanked it off!

Wen Chi's claws were so sharp that the belt was snapped off in an instant, and Xiaoji was almost pulled out of Chang Xiaosui's hands by him, screaming in fright.

The jade baby was crying and lying on Chang Xiaosui's hands, his face was pale and trembling.

That way, if it was really a person, Wen Chi felt that the other party would shed tears of Dou Da.

While Wen Chi sighed, the people around were shocked by his actions.

Wen Chi turned a deaf ear to Xiaoji's cries, and sat down slowly in Wei Yin's palm again, playing with the bell in his hand with great interest.

The bells were exquisitely made, originally they were small in size, but they were nested one by one inside, and several layers were actually nested inside.

The most important thing is that the bell was integrated into one piece, and Wen Chi couldn't find the connection.

I don't know how ingenious the craftsman's hand is.

After admiring it with a smile, Wen Chi handed the bell to Wei Yin very naturally.

Wei Yin took it, thought for a while, and then carefully tied it on Wen Chi's belt.

Seeing this, Wen Chi touched Wei Yin's fingers in satisfaction, then he yawned pretendingly, but turned around and opened his arms towards Wei Yin.

Wei Yin is very familiar with this action.

Sometimes the little master got into trouble, or when he was in a particularly good mood, or was sleepy and wanted to sleep, he would make this gesture to His Majesty.

Afterwards, His Majesty would be very happy to hold it up and put it between his neck, allowing the little man to rub and rub it there to act like a baby.

For His Majesty, this is often a kind of flattery or reward, and it belongs to him alone.

Even Chang Xiaosui, who served the little master most often, did not have this honor as far as Wei Yin knew.

But now-

Wei Yin stood there for a while, and then slowly moved his hand to his neck.

Chang Xiaosui also stood there dumbfounded, only then did he feel something was wrong.He stared wide-eyed and stared blankly at Wei Yin's movements with his mouth open.

Seeing that his little master's outstretched hands were about to touch Wei Dudu's neck, the alert Chang Xiaosui was so frightened that his hairs stood on end.

At this moment, a hand suddenly came out and grabbed Wei Yin's wrist fiercely!

Chang Xiaosui with sharp ears could even hear the slight crisp sound of the wrist bones.

The owner of that hand almost gritted his teeth and said two words: "Enough!"

Then snatched Wen Chi away.

Chang Xiaosui was so frightened that his legs gave way and he knelt down on the ground, and the others were not much better.

Even Wei Yin lowered his head and knelt down slowly, without any intention of defending himself, as silent as a mountain.

After Qian Chengdi got Wen Chi, he was like a child who was afraid of being robbed of his toys, holding him and hurried back to the censor behind the master's room.

At this time, the cabinet ministers are still discussing how to deal with the relationship with He Du.

Now they dare not blatantly oppose the emperor's instigation of war, so they can only make indirect attacks.

Emperor Gan Cheng was impatient to watch them play side-by-side, so he just watched with Wen Chi in his arms.

After Wen Chi was snatched back by the dog emperor, he didn't make any noise, just kept silent.

He twisted his body and pointed his butt towards the man, looking out at something.

Without turning his head, he could feel the sharp gaze on his back.

Recalling the slight tremor he felt in the opponent's palm when he grabbed it just now, it is obvious that the dog emperor's displeasure is not feigned.

This is of course a good thing.

Wen Chi curled his lips into a sneer, but didn't look back in a daze.

Emperor Gan Cheng did not take any further action.

The two of them stood in a stalemate, neither of them willing to speak first.

The courtiers below didn't know what happened, but seeing the tense atmosphere and the emperor's absent-mindedness, they happily assumed that he had acquiesced, and quietly decided a few matters for him.

Afterwards, everyone left hand in hand with a tacit understanding, and the relationship that was so tense due to different political opinions on weekdays seemed to not exist.

Sure enough, after having a common enemy, the original enemy can also be turned into a comrade-in-arms.

These people were happy, but the two people in the seat were still deadlocked.

I only heard that Chi seemed to be unconsciously touching his waist, and the crisp sound of the bell that was accidentally touched echoed in the hall.

Wen Chi lowered his eyes, thinking that if the dog emperor doesn't show his kindness again, he will find a way to find someone to come down.

Just as he was thinking this way, he suddenly felt something approaching, and then a warmth gradually pressed against his body.

The scorching hot temperature, and the breath that kept pounding against his sensitive ears made him tremble uncontrollably.

Immediately, the man's deep voice penetrated into his ears.

"I know I was wrong—"

The voice muttered, with a softness that he never had on weekdays, and a little bit of grievance.

He was wronged!

Seeing that the other party was finally subdued, Wen Chi couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips.

Then he turned around and opened his arms to embrace the other party's neck, and rubbed his face against the most tender flesh of the other party coquettishly.

But then the two claws exerted great force, and the fingertips even pierced into the man's flesh, dripping out drops of blood.

But the man kept silent, only relaxed his breath, and kept nudging the little man, like a big docile dog.