The whole world thinks I'm inscrutable

【poison test】

During the National Day, Xia Jun, who spent all his savings in order to find Ke Shao'an, fell into the dilemma of living in a mansion but having to eat white steamed buns for three days.

When I went to visit Ke Shaoan's house hungry, I happened to see Ke Shaoan sitting in the living room enjoying tea and snacks, Xia Jun swallowed, rushed over and shouted: "I'll test the poison for you! "

After speaking, he opened his bloody mouth, and gnawed the heart on the table until only a small half was left, leaving Ke Shaoan dumbfounded.

Xia Jun chewed the pastry in his mouth contentedly, and found that the pastry was so delicious that he was about to cry. Ke Shaochen gritted his teeth: "...why didn't I poison you to death!"

【Great】

After the mission of the abandoned ward was over, Xia Junzhi, the only one who encountered a supernatural event, was injured and fell on the bed to recuperate.

The monsters who came to visit the doctor surrounded the hospital bed next to Xia Jun, and Dr. Hao kicked him out of the ward because of being too noisy.

But this did not prevent Xia Jun from hearing the whispers of his colleagues outside.

Everyone seems to be very worried about what Xia Jun said about "ghosts"

He shivered at this: "Oh my God, ghosts are really scary, I never dare to watch ghost movies."

But Zhang Yilai suddenly appeared, and justified his words, saying with reason and evidence: "It's not a ghost, there are all monsters there!"

Xia Jun wondered, what difference could it make?

In the end, the group of strange colleagues outside the door breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What!"

"Great……"

"It's not a ghost, it's a monster!"

【Who opened the door】

The work of Shihe Company is not always so peaceful and meek.

One day, Ke Shaoan and Zhang Yilai went out to work, the idiot Zhang Yilai once again trapped himself into a trap, Ke Shaoan was going to save someone, but the boss of the other party stopped Ke Shaoan and refused to let him enter the locked Zhang Yilai. In Yi Lai's room, he said to Ke Shao angrily, "Let go of your subordinate, I will give you [-] million."

Ke Shaochen hesitated shamefully.

But still straightened his back, walked to the room where Zhang Yilai was locked, and said, "I..."

Before he finished speaking, the door was kicked open from the inside with a slam. Zhang Yilai looked excitedly at Ke Shaochen who was standing outside. His whole body was intact, and he said to Ke Shaochen: "Brother Chen! Just now -"

The scene was very embarrassing.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ke Shaochen rushed over and pushed Zhang Yilai's head back, closed the door with a swish, and said to the old Daoist behind him, "Deal, [-] million, give it to me."

【extended family】

An employee in the company was deceived by a scumbag, and the three-year relationship finally came to an end.After get off work, I drank alone at home in a daze. I drank until I lost my mind, and complained to my friends with my mobile phone in a daze.

When she woke up the next day, she found that the red dots in the upper right corner of her inbox were as high as 99+. It turned out that she had accidentally selected a group text message last night. She woke up suddenly and was so scared that she opened the inbox and looked inside.

The more I looked at her, the more flustered I felt, and I felt that I made things worse, so I hurriedly wrote another text message and sent a group message: "I'm sorry, I drank too much last night, so I accidentally chose to send a group message. I'm fine now, thank you for your concern."

After a while, the text message was sent, and many replies were received one after another, all of which were colleagues and friends she had made in the past jobs.

"Be careful yourself", "It's fine", "Drink less alcohol"

She breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it's okay, everyone didn't pay much attention to it.

Then she looked at those comforting text messages, and for some reason, she suddenly felt a little lonely again.

Obviously she refused on her own initiative and said "I'm fine", but actually seeing other people responding like this, why does she still feel disappointed.

Until a different text message was sent.

Mr. Yin: "I don't care what I do."

Just a few words left her stunned for a long time, and when she came back to her senses, she suddenly found that her vision was blurred, and tears were pouring out of her eyes, and she couldn't control it no matter what.

Hastily wiped away her tears, sniffed her nose, picked up the phone with trembling fingers, and carefully wrote the text message. Before she could finish writing, Ke Shao'an suddenly called, and she had no choice but to answer the phone again.

With a trembling voice suppressing her emotions, she said, "Young Master Ke".

"Two weeks of paid leave is not enough to mention to me. Don't take care of things yourself, no matter what, we are behind you."

The banshee hugged the phone, and when she heard Ke Shao'an's voice on the other end of the phone, she suddenly knelt on the ground and cried on her back like a child.

Then the door opened, and the blond boy who always looked indifferent walked in, followed by a group of colleagues from the company.Everyone asked her indignantly, "Should I arrest that scumbag and kowtow to apologize to you?"

The woman was holding her mobile phone, and suddenly felt that she lost a bright star, but saw the sunshine all over the world.

【Misunderstand】

In the world and the company, Ke Shao'an's "great" image of "selfless, compassionate, gentle and kind, glorious and stalwart" has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and it has reached a very exaggerated level.

On this day, Ke Shao'an had a rare kindness, and brought back a batch of sweet, delicious and fragrant fruits from abroad, and distributed them to everyone in the company.

Unexpectedly, the imaginary laughter and laughter were not seen, and all the subordinates silently hugged their respective baskets of melons and fruits, looking at Ke Shaochen with inexplicable grief and indignation.

Is this melon poisonous?

Just when Ke Shao was angrily about to take back all the fruits, he suddenly heard a monster moaning and complaining softly, "Is it finally time to use things as wages?"

Ke Shaochen: "..."

There was also another time when Ke Shaoan was in a good mood and praised a monster, but he was so frightened that he didn't dare to sleep for three days and three nights, thinking it was a death notice, and finally broke down on the fourth day and burst into tears I begged Ke Shaoan to give him a good time.

Ke Shaochen smiled and rolled up his sleeves, and squeezed his fist: "Tell me how you want to die?"

In the end, Xia Jun desperately stopped him.

【Educational methods】

Ke Jingyang's school was close by, and there was an old beggar who squatted there begging for money.

People from the company happened to pass by the school, and they would drop by to pick Ke Jingyang home.

Then the beggar, who was full of presence, became their topic by coincidence.

Xia Jun seemed to understand this very well, and he told Ke Jingyang what his parents taught him back then.

"You must study hard in the future, otherwise you will beg for food on the road like them."

Ke Jingyang nodded, remembering this sentence.

Hehehe The three brothers changed their faces and came to play with Ke Jingyang. When Ke Jingyang talked about Xia Jun's words, they all expressed their disapproval.

"Don't look at that human being begging for food at the street corner, I don't know how many mansions he has in his hands!"

"Definitely richer than those who gave him money."

"The more this kind of industry can throw away face and dignity to make money, the less bad the income will be!"

Ke Jingyang seemed to understand what the three brothers said, so he nodded again and took notes carefully.

Until one day, Ke Shaoan came to pick Ke Jingyang home.

Ke Jingyang felt blessed, and suddenly wanted to hear how Ke Shaochen would answer.

Ke Shao'an educated: "You have to study hard, and work hard so that they can also have a decent job in the future.

Ke Jingyang suddenly understood why Ke Shao'an was a powerful boss, Xia Jun was an ordinary employee, and the three brothers were all-round stars.

【Father and Dad】

Because of the name, the classmates around Ke Jingyang have always had a polarized and chaotic impression of Ke Jingyang's father.

On the one hand, people are recognized as angels, and on the other hand, people are definitely demons.

The origin is that Ke Jingyang often shares his family trifles with those around him.

In physical education class, Ke Jingyang: "Last time my father Xin saw that I was not feeling well, so he ran for more than ten miles on his back and sent me to the hospital to see a doctor."

Everyone was amazed by the distance of more than ten miles: "Your father really loves you."

A few days later, recess time.

Ke Jingyang: "Once my father took me out to do some errands nearby, and he and I accidentally fell into the lake in the park. The people next to me shouted: "Hurry up and save the child, why are you still standing there playing with your phone?" In the end, it was me Swimmed ashore alone. "

The classmates were indignant: "Your father is too bad!"

And Ke Jingyang, who listened silently to the whole process, said with a deep expression on his face, "I'm afraid your father has a dual personality."

Subtle guesses one by one.

【Horror film】

Ke Shaochen is not afraid of anything, neither ghosts nor resentful souls, but he is afraid of watching horror movies.After Ke Jingyang discovered this, he unknowingly developed a hobby of watching horror movies in the living room at home, which broke Ke Shaochen.

One day, Xia Jun came to Ke Shao'an's house for dinner, and found that the living room was pitch black. Ke Jingyang sat in front of the TV and watched carefully, but Ke Shao'an hid in a corner and huddled up, wondering: "What's wrong?"

Ke Shao'an's voice carried a very subtle jasper: "He is watching a horror movie, the content is about a series of stories about a child's constant revenge on his father, and we have seen the fourth part...

Xia Jun looked embarrassed, gave Ke Shaoan a look of "sorrow and change", and leaned over to ask Ke Jingyang if he looked good.

Ke Jingyang's face flickered with the brightness of the screen, but his serious eyes looked extremely bright. He looked at Xia Jun sideways, and said with deep eyes, "What should I do, it's super resonant... ..."

Ke Shaohan, who stood up and listened carefully, let out a tragic hiss in his throat.

This kid is going to be turned upside down.

【Pet leaderboard, drunken】

One day, Xia Jun went to the company late at night to look for something he had left behind, only to see a group of people outside the office drinking together.

Everyone was drunk, and the wine tasted very bad after drunkenness. Some people were going crazy, and some people huddled together and cried bitterly. Only the high-cold young man Wang Qiong sat alone and tasted wine calmly, looking very reliable.

Xia Jun walked over and asked what happened to the crying group.

"Wooooow, we searched for the most popular animal rankings online, and the result is that No. 1 is a cat, and No. 2 is a dog. Our crocodiles and sea turtles are all ranked outside the top [-]... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Now, the world is too hard on us."

Xia Jun expressed his innocence and said, "There's no need to cry. You can learn from Wang Qiong, how calm he is."

Everyone expressed their dissatisfaction and criticized Wang Qiong: "Of course the person who ranks first is more than capable."

"From now on, you and Yangyang are our common enemies!"

Wang Qiong casually threw away the wine bottle and said with disdain, "It's boring.

Standing up, he walked out of the office with some trepidation.

After going out, the ruthless young man with reddish cheeks was silent for a moment when there was no one around, and then suddenly revealed a smirk, his eyes curved like a crescent moon.He trotted back to the bedroom, locked the door tightly, and returned to his original shape.His voluptuous figure revealed his slender cat figure, and when he picked up his phone, he took ten consecutive selfies.

The more Wang Qiong looked at the photos, the more satisfied she felt. She thought that she was indeed the most popular among human beings, and felt that she couldn’t just keep it private. Good things must be shared with her brother, so she took advantage of the wine and sent the photos to him. Brother, he had a belch, and fell asleep holding the phone in his arms.

Ke Shaochen inexplicably received a lot of cat photos in the middle of the night, looked at them carefully, and said to himself: "What the hell."

After speaking, he naturally saved this bunch of naive and cute cat movies.

Then the next day, Wang Qiong, who regained his sanity after waking up, picked up his phone and found that he had taken a lot of photos.Naked selfie, even sent to Ke Shaochen!I was so ashamed and angry that I didn't dare to step out of the room for a week.

【cold war】

Yin Sijin has always disliked Ke Shaoan's bad habit of always bullying Ke Jingyang at home. One day, seeing Ke Shaoan making Ke Jingyang cry again, he couldn't help saying something to Ke Shaoan.

Seeing this, Ke Shaoan couldn't help being angry and jealous, and unconsciously bickered with Yin Sijin, saying "I want to run away from home"

It's a pity that when he said this, Yin Sijin was taking Ke Jingyang, who was crying, back to the room to sleep, and he didn't have time to respond.

He only heard some noise outside the palace hall, and when he came out, he found a bowl of hot supper on the table, and Ke Shao'an was no longer at home.

Seeing Supper, Yin Sijin thought that Ke Shao’an was gone, so while eating Supper, he called to ask where Ke Shao’an was. Ke Shao’an insisted that he had work and would sleep in the company tonight, so Yin Sijin really believed it. .

In this way, while thinking that the other party was no longer angry, he was furious and refused to go home for a while.

The monsters in Shihe Company were terribly miserable by the furious Ke Shaoyan, and Ke Shaoyan was about to go crazy... At this moment, Ke Jingyang, who saw something was wrong, asked Yin Sijin to go to the company Go home with Ke Shaoan.

Ke Shao was annoyed to see that Yin Sijin hadn't come to him for so long, and worried that the other party was really angry, so he pretended to accept Yin Sijin's "showing weakness". In the end, a cold war that neither party was aware of And so it ended.

【Take the lead in demonstration】

One day, Wang Qiong, who was really irritated by Xia Jun's "nosy", decided to give Xia Jun some "good fruit" and secretly played a prank on his office, and was spotted by Ke Shao'an passing by.

"Eh, you can't do that."

Wang Qiong, who was said so, looked very embarrassed.

Ke Shaoan took the props from Wang Qiong's hand, and said to Wang Qiong, "One by one will be discovered by him. You should see it like this. I will show you."

Wang Qiong was suddenly excited: "Yeah!"

【Secret Operations】

Zhang Yilai discovered Ke Shao'an's secret, and secretly told Bu Dao and others.

Brother Chen always goes to that place recently, there must be something important to do.Zhang Yilai said with a serious face and lowered the volume: "Before going out, he looked serious, as if he was thinking about something important... As Brother Chen's reliable right-hand man, we should help Brother Chen solve his problems!"

Xia Jun's sixth sense told him that it was better not to touch this matter, so he said: "If Shao'an encounters troubles that cannot be solved, he will definitely tell us, so don't think too much about it."

Wang Qiong interjected proudly, "How can my brother encounter problems that cannot be solved?"

Bu Dao: "Actually, I also have a vague sense that something is wrong. In recent days, the master is always absent-minded, as if he has something on his mind..."

At the end of the discussion, Zhang Yilai made a final decision: "It doesn't matter! Anyway, let's go and have a look!"

A group of people arrived outside the shop that Zhang Yilai said, and Ke Shaochen was sitting in the shop, and he could see it at a glance through the glass wall, with a strong sense of presence.

When Xia Jun saw the name of the store, he felt that something was wrong and wanted to persuade Zhang Yilai to stop in time.

Wang Qiong stood at the door of the store with the expression of being struck by lightning, the power cos statue, with a look of grief in his eyes.

Zhang Yilai rushed into the cat cafe without fear of death and cried loudly to Ke Shaoan, who was addicted to cat sucking and showed a very drunk expression: "Brother Chen! What's wrong with you! Why did you show such a strange expression! Isn't it What happened!"

Bu Dao tactfully slipped away early, without even seeing his shadow.

Ke Shaoan hugged a group of cats and sat on the sofa, his heart broke down: "..."

How can we let the witnesses die first.

【Birthday】

Ke Shao'an, who is calling the wind and rain outside, is just an ordinary father when he returns home.

On Ke Jingyang's birthday, Ke Shaoan got up early in the morning to prepare food and cakes for Ke Jingyang. After working for several hours, he finally packed a delicious lunch.

Friends who are close friends in the company are all here. Xia Jun took a candle and asked Ke Shaoan how many candles he wanted to insert. the center of the cake.

Seeing this, Xia Jun said: "This is too careless, it must be done according to age!"

Ke Shao angrily rubbed Ke Jingyang's fluffy head, and said to Xia Jun: "That's why I took one.

Xia Jun was a little confused, thinking that Ke Shao'an might not know how to count.

The birthday party that day was full of joy and laughter, and the atmosphere was very lively.Everyone drank too much, and several monsters even performed the "big transformation" magic on the spot. The scene was comparable to a group of demons dancing wildly.

Xia Jun, who has lived in a modern technological society for more than 20 years and firmly believes in materialism, has lost his three views, and it took a long time for him to be repaired piece by piece.