My rival teases me every day

He takes a ride.

Xiao Ming estimated, nodded, and respectfully replied: "Yes."

Even if the patriarch standing in front of him is dressed in fancy clothes and surrounded by a group of young girls, he is still a powerful and admirable spiritualist.

"Tell me, what kind of person is he?" The patriarch waved to the people behind him. A group of people saluted respectfully and left one by one. In the green mountains and green waters, only the two of them were left soon.

Xiao Ming knew who the "he" the patriarch was talking about, and he didn't mean to play dumb with the other party.

He cleared his mind, and said eloquently: "At first, I thought that he was just a freak with a bad temper and a bad temper, doing his own way and having eyes above his head, so tall, dressed so frustratingly, sloppy and poisonous... "

"Oh hehe." The patriarch let out a cooperating laugh.

Xiao Ming coughed embarrassingly, and explained: "That was before. I didn't have much contact with him. I only knew that he debuted a year earlier than me. He is a talented director of the new generation. He has a unique vision. The filmed works are either box office hits, or they are going to win awards, and they are out-and-out 'children of other people'."

Many actors will have a director who particularly wants to cooperate with them and especially rejects them. Luo Yanwang probably occupies the No.1 in many people's hearts. I don't want to be called bloody by him.

Even he is not immune.Once upon a time, he actually imagined that one day in the future, he could collaborate with Luo Chuan in a movie, but similarly, he had a clearer understanding of his state.

Entering the industry for the sake of making money, and not having a particularly deep interest in acting, in the eyes of Director Luo, he probably would not bother to take a second look at people like him.

The matter of cooperation has not been left out, but he and Luo Chuan have become "rivals in love" in the media's writing, and he has been publicly criticized by the latter for his acting skills. Logically speaking, this relationship has been formed. According to their temperament, it may not be possible for the rest of their lives. Can resolve this grievance.

Xiao Ming lowered his head and smiled: "After careful calculation, I have to thank Lu Youwei. If he hadn't stepped in, Luo Chuan and I should be two parallel lines, and there is no possibility of crossing."

If it hadn't been for that accident, and he hadn't met Luo Chuan again as Xiao Ming's classmate, the image of King Luo Yan in his mind would always be that rough and unruly freak with a poisonous tongue.

"After getting along with him, I realized that he is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. He looks rough and tyrannical. In fact, he is well-organized, rough and fine, but he is just a little stupid."

The patriarch sat aside, eating barbecue, and asked kindly with a smile: "How stupid?"

Xiao Ming has long wanted to find someone to complain about, but there has been no suitable candidate. Now the patriarch took the initiative to send him to the door, and he immediately opened up the chatterbox with vigor, starting with Luo Chuan agreeing to be his boyfriend. Big and small, criticize and complain while talking.

"I think he is really full of fatherly love. He actually asked the female secretary to buy several sets of mock papers for the college entrance examination. In the morning, he asked me to do a set of English papers, and in the afternoon, he made me a set of Chinese papers. Thinking of the fear of being dominated by the college entrance examination back then, I am already 24, people of my age have already graduated from college, who is still doing papers every day like high school students..."

"The worst part is that he punished him physically! Do you know about 100 push-ups? Patriarch, he actually punished him physically! Fortunately, I thought he had his brains opened up and was going to do something different..."

"I was thinking, he must have never been in a relationship before, and he has no experience in this area. Patriarch, do you think I should buy some movies and show him?"

The patriarch said nothing.

Xiao Ming turned his head and saw that there were a lot of empty plates and bamboo sticks on the low table. The patriarch actually ate all the barbecue while he was complaining! ! !

"Thirsty, pour me a glass of watermelon juice, Xiao Ming."

"……Oh."

Xiao Ming responded with a blank expression, always felt that his enthusiasm just now was playing the piano to the cow, so angry!

The patriarch took a leisurely sip of the juice and suggested: "Since you are so dissatisfied with him, burn the Taoist talisman and pour it down for him."

"No!" Xiao Ming directly objected without even thinking about it. After being stunned for a while, he realized that he had acted too urgently, trying to save his image, and added, "I don't think it's very reliable to erase the memory. , wouldn’t it be more troublesome if there were any sequelae?”

"No." The patriarch vowed, with a determined face, "The Taoist talisman used [-]% of my skills, and there is absolutely no possibility of accidents, unless you are unwilling."

Xiao Ming: "..." He was really reluctant.

The patriarch glanced at him indiscriminately, and continued: "I've been listening to you for so long just now. I heard you said that when he took you to a nursing home to find your family, he helped your mother pay for a year's medical and nursing expenses. Xiao Ming didn't have any special meaning to him at that time, he was able to realize his mistakes and make up for them in time, from the point of view of character alone, he was barely qualified."

How did you barely qualify?Xiao Ming was a little puzzled. In fact, thinking about it differently, if it was him, he might not be able to do better than Luo Chuan. The annual cost of Angela's nursing home is not a small amount. What's more, Luo Chuan criticized his acting skills at the beginning. Actually...not wrong.

"Look, I said he is not good, you are not happy anymore, dare to let yourself keep disgusting, outsiders can't say a word of bad things?" The patriarch shook his head amusedly.

Xiao Ming was startled suddenly, wanted to refute, but was speechless, it is human nature to protect one's weaknesses, and he cannot escape this instinct.

The patriarch laughed again: "Actually, what you are dissatisfied with is that he is not active enough for you, right?"

Xiao Ming pursed his lips, looking at the patriarch in disbelief, Jiang is still old and hot, he deserves to be the patriarch, he really is old and cunning!

The patriarch's smile collapsed: "You boy, can you not write all your thoughts on your face, and just complain about me in your heart, and let me, the client, find out, are you looking for a beating?"

Xiao Ming covered his face: "It's nothing, you must have read it wrong just now!"

"Tsk, really." The patriarch gave him a disgusted look, turned his head to look at the mountains in the distance, a trace of regret flashed in his eyes, if he could sit down and have a good chat with Xiao Qingming like this back then, there would be many things Is it different?

"Xiao Ming, I'm getting old."

"Patriarch, you are always strong." Xiao Ming said quickly, "Look, you just ate such a big plate of barbecue by yourself. Your appetite is better than that of young people!"

The patriarch gave him a dissatisfied look: "That's not because you are too annoying."

Xiao Ming: "..." Why is it his fault again?

"I'm going to resign, you should be mentally prepared." The patriarch said again.

Xiao Ming was startled: "Huh?" Does this mean to forcefully chase him into the rack?

"Let's talk about this later, let's go back to dinner with me." The patriarch stood up and waved to Xiao Ming.

☆、047 too windy

047 Too Windy

At 04:30 in the afternoon, the patriarch still had no intention of letting him go, Xiao Ming secretly became a little anxious. He had promised Luo Chuan before that he would go to the company to find him when he found out what he wanted to know.

The patriarch made it clear that he wanted him to release pigeons, so cunning!

"Don't turn around, you're walking around, making me dizzy." The voice was even and steady, but there was no discomfort at all.

Xiao Ming turned his head helplessly, looked at the patriarch who was sitting alone in front of the chessboard and chatted with him, his eyes turned red anxiously: "When will you let me go?" Could it be that you really want to detain him here?

"When you calm down." The patriarch gave him a friendly smile, "Come here and talk to me."

Xiao Ming answered without tears, thinking that he probably wouldn't be able to leave today, unless he used the space displacement technique to go back after dark. Before that, he should say hello to Luo Chuan, at least Let him go to the pet store to pick up the little golden retriever.

The patriarch saw that he took out his mobile phone to send a WeChat message, and he didn't intend to stop him. He still said slowly: "You children are all impatient. It's rare to come here, and you don't want to accompany me, an old man."

Xiao Ming quickly edited a message, and after sending it, he put down his phone, looked at the other party and said solemnly: "If you, an old man, don't just think about it, let us see through the world with you and be a pure-hearted and ascetic high-spirited person. People, those who are willing to come to you to express their filial piety can line up from the entrance of this lobby to the end of the street outside..."

"It's not big or small." The patriarch glanced at him, but there was no sign of anger, "Do you think I keep you here because I want you to become a monk?"

Xiao Ming laughed, and said to himself: Today's life as a monk is very nourishing. After get off work, you can still have your wife and children warming up the bed. It's not like your old lonely family. The yard is so big that there is no one to talk to. How lonely it is.

"Du Hongkang is looking for you, do you know why?"

"Huh?" Xiao Ming was taken aback. He didn't tell the patriarch that he was cheated of 998 yuan by Ossie, but intuitively, he still guessed that the patriarch knew many things. Can't hide it from his eyes.

The patriarch dropped a sunspot unhurriedly, eating a small corner of the white square, and explained lightly: "Resurrection requires a carrier container, and it is better to have a blood relationship with the resurrected object. You and your grandfather grew up like It’s so similar, it’s not surprising that he’ll set his mind on you.”

Xiao Ming opened his eyes wide in shock: "But the forbidden technique he secretly learned back then is not the resurrection technique..." He had been wondering why Du Hongkang, who had disappeared for more than 30 years, chose to show up at this time and take the initiative Let Ou Si come to touch him and deliberately provoke him.

Now hearing what the patriarch said, everything made sense.

"Bringing the dead back to life is a violation of the law of reincarnation. The Du family naturally does not have such magic, but this does not mean that there is no outside. These years, the Du family has been looking for Du Hongkang's whereabouts, and there has been no clue. I suspect that he has long hid abroad. It was not until a week ago that I sensed his aura..."

Xiao Ming clenched his fist and asked in a low voice, "Where is it?"

The patriarch raised his head, looked at him quietly, and spit out two words: "Z City."

Xiao Ming's heart tightened, Angela Sanatorium is also in City Z, will Du Hongkang follow Lu Youwei's example and start with his mother?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help feeling a little anxious: "Patriarch, can I ask you for a favor?"

"If you mean your mother, don't worry, I have asked Du Rui to transfer her secretly, and the one left in the nursing home is a puppet substitute."

"Thank you, Patriarch!" Xiao Ming thanked him sincerely, but he still couldn't calm down completely, "When can I go back?" He was worried that there would be danger in Luochuan, and Ou Si must have known him if he could find the Luo Group. The relationship with Luo Chuan is unusual.

The patriarch shook his head slightly: "I know what you are worried about. If you just go back like this, no one will be able to protect you."

Xiao Ming frowned slightly, scratching his heart and lungs to persuade the other party, but before he could decide how to speak, he heard the patriarch say again: "There are mutual sympathies among the spiritual masters, especially those of the high-ranking spiritual masters. Even more sensitive, Du Hongkang must have used this to find your location, so it is the safest choice for you to stay with me now."

"As for Luo Chuan, if you're really worried, I'll let girl Lan protect him."

Xiao Ming hurriedly said: "Patriarch, this is not very appropriate, right? The second aunt is filming now, and the scandal between her and Luo Chuan was still on the hot search for a day yesterday, and the popularity just dropped and she became a monster again... Besides Now, the second aunt is not Du Hongkang's opponent, is she?"

"Oh?" The patriarch responded meaningfully, and then said something that made Xiao Ming vomit blood, "I seem to be hanging up today."

"What?" Xiao Ming logged into Weibo again, his face froze. Didn't Luo Chuan say yesterday that someone should deal with it?The result of this processing is that nothing moves? !

Should not be ah.

"Someone else has intervened, so you don't want to let the heat down." The patriarch looked at the angry Xiao Ming with a smile, "Guess who it is?"

Is old urchin mode activated?Xiao Ming raised his forehead, and asked a little self-destructively: "It can't be your old man, can it?"

"Do I look like such a boring person?" the patriarch asked back.

Xiao Ming looked at him seriously for a while, thinking: Maybe the patriarch, in order to make him feel disheartened by Luo Chuan, escaped from the Buddhist monastery in a fit of anger, is it really possible to do such a thing?

The strength of the Luo family is not weak. The hot search that Luo Chuan wants to remove can go against his will and go against him. It can be done with one hand, right?

Perhaps it was because the doubts on his face were too obvious, which angered the patriarch who was smiling like an old fox. With a whoosh, a gust of wind burst out of the air and hit him in the forehead.

Xiao Ming yelled, the pain was so painful that he almost burst into physical tears, he covered his forehead with his teeth bared, and turned the gun to the others: "Is it Lu Youwei?"

After thinking about it, the world is boring and likes to fight against him. The chances of this old Lu are too high. Since his love situation is not going well, he deliberately tosses him?

"En." The patriarch lazily replied, and then said, "Your grandfather left early, leaving two messes behind, so I will blame you to clean up the mess."

Xiao Ming was embarrassed, and cautiously probed: "Can I use the Seven Killing Curse? Send these two old things directly to the King of Hades?"

The patriarch immediately lowered his face, and glared at him displeasedly: "Your face looks harmless to humans and animals. Are you not afraid of being struck by lightning when you say such cruel and black-hearted words? You can use the Seven Killing Curse at will. of?"

The Seven Killing Curse is a powerful killing weapon that can only be comprehended by curse-attribute spiritualists. It belongs to the nirvana of "injuring the enemy one thousand and self-damaging eight hundred". It is also specially emphasized in the "General Rules of the Spiritualist" that it is not a last resort. case, it should not be used.

Xiao Ming was just talking casually, not to mention that he has not yet learned the Seven Killing Curse, even if he understands it, with his cautious and life-saving personality, he would not dare to use it indiscriminately. Tail is a man, and apologizes honestly: "Yes, yes, I was wrong, patriarch calm down!"

"Ding!" A notification sounded for a new WeChat message, and a few seconds later, the phone rang again.

Xiao Ming glanced at it, it was Luo Chuan calling, he quickly apologized to the patriarch with a smile, and pointed to the phone: "I'll answer the call first."

As soon as the phone was connected, Luo Chuan asked straight to the point: "When will you be back?" His tone was still stiff, and it sounded difficult to distinguish between emotions and anger.

Xiao Ming glanced at the patriarch with flickering eyes, and said in a low voice, "It's not sure yet."

Luo Chuan was silent for a while: "I see."

What do you know! ?Xiao Ming had the urge to growl, endured and endured, rubbed the center of his eyebrows, and said tiredly: "I may not be able to go back these few days, you should be careful."

"...Mmm." Luo Chuan responded mercifully after a while.

Neither of the two people spoke, leaving only shallow breathing, which spread infinitely in the silence.

"Crack!" The patriarch deliberately made a little noise, and pulled back Xiao Ming's wandering soul. He hurriedly walked a few steps away, and said quickly: "Take care of yourself, don't worry about me, I am at the patriarch's place." It's safe here, if you encounter trouble, you can go to Du Lan, who is my second aunt, that's it, I'm dead."

"Wait a minute." Luo Chuan said suddenly.

Xiao Ming responded puzzledly: "Huh? Is there anything else?"

"I miss you, baby." A deep and hoarse voice came from the distant sky. It was obviously a soft and gentle whisper, but it was interpreted by Luo Chuan's unwavering tone as an automatic announcement of the e-book.

Xiao Ming was slightly embarrassed, rubbed his hot ears, and pretended to be relaxed: "What did you just say, the wind was a bit strong, I didn't hear clearly!"

What responded to him was a ruthless "beep" sound, and the phone was hung up.

Luo Group, Mr. Luo's office, Mr. Luo, who just hung up the phone, had a stern face, with a tangled and complicated expression, and frowned as he looked at the "Love Strategy for Novices" spread out on the table: What a mess!

☆, 048 Do not pass on the secret method

048 No secret method

Xiao Ming ended the call here, and he had an explanation, and he could finally feel at ease. When he turned around, he saw the patriarch lowering his hair and texting on WeChat.

"I asked Miss Lan to find Luo Chuan."

"Um." Xiao Mingjiong, the hot search for "Luochuan Visiting Team Du Lan" hasn't been taken down yet, and the person involved has another "private meeting". Isn't it true that something that didn't even have a word in the first place will be passed on? ?

Maybe tomorrow we will see the news that his second aunt and his wife "agreed on marriage" and "went to the Civil Affairs Bureau together".

"You boy, there are too many distracting thoughts, which affect your cultivation." The patriarch put down his phone, glanced at him clearly, and waved, "Come here, play chess with me."

Play chess again.

Xiao Ming stepped forward with some resistance. Even though he was a novice in Go, he could tell that the situation on the board was not good for Bai. The patriarch also let him take charge of White, so his chances of winning were basically zero.

"Your current situation is just like this white piece." The patriarch slowly made a move, eating another small corner of Bai's square.

Xiao Ming glanced at the other side in puzzlement: "Is it that bad?"

Although he doesn't have the physique of a koi carp, he is still a high-ranking spiritualist with first-class curse talent. Didn't the patriarch affirm his potential before, a genius who comes out once in a century!

The patriarch raised his eyes and looked at him seriously: "Do you know why I let girl Lan protect Luo Chuan?"

Xiao Ming honestly shook his head: "I don't know."

In his opinion, Du Lan is just a low-level spiritualist, and will not be the opponent of Du Hongkang's old monster at all. How lethal and destructive is the magician with the curse attribute?It is no exaggeration to say that in ancient times, one person could defeat thousands of troops!

The patriarch snorted dissatisfiedly: "Of course you don't know, because your kid hasn't even learned the first-level purification technique."

Xiao Ming was embarrassed, he was disgusted, but he was powerless to refute.

Purification is a spell that can only be comprehended by blessing attribute words spiritual masters. It has a blessing effect and can remove all unfavorable states on the target, including negative emotions.

In other words, if the reaction is timely, the purification technique can resolve many spell attacks, but his talent in this area is basically equal to zero.

The patriarch continued: "Du Hongkang's target is you. You are not by Luo Chuan's side. Naturally, he will not pay too much attention to your 'mother-in-law'. Even if he wants to use any means, the first-level purification technique of Lan girl is enough. .”

Xiao Ming nodded understandingly, and under the urging eyes of the other party, he hastily said, "But I've been hiding like this, isn't it a solution?"

He reckoned that according to the patriarch's intention, he should solve Du Hongkang's problem by himself, but with his current strength, it seems... not the old thief Du's opponent?

The patriarch smiled and said kindly: "Of course, after dinner, you can practice with me."

Xiao Ming had a bad premonition.

After dinner, it was completely dark. He watched his body shrink, and the patriarch laughed happily from the side: "Xiao Ming, you are still cute like this."

Xiao Ming's mouth twitched slightly: "Oh, thank you."

He put on the exercise clothes specially prepared by the patriarch, followed suit, and meditated under the moon with the other party.

"Last time, I told you the principle of the spell, remember?"

"Remember." Xiao Ming nodded, "For spiritual masters, spells are a combination of words and ideas, and the words are used to convey ideas. step."

Last time, the patriarch gave him a lesson on the open face, secretly played tricks, and tried to control him with hypnotism, but he was lucky enough to see it through, so——

When he was drowsy, he didn't understand what the other party was talking about, so he made a special trip to find the answer in the book.

Similar to spells such as holding spell, silence spell, puppet spell, and wind spell, for beginners, it is best to use large-scale spells to accumulate power, and achieve the actual spell effect through the description of the spell.

However, during the process of self-study, Xiao Ming felt that reciting the incantations with dozens of words and hundreds of words in a serious manner was a bit silly, so he skipped that step. The shortcut of the usual road really allowed him to get through.

"Well, very good." Seeing that he answered his question accurately, the patriarch nodded with satisfaction, "What I'm going to teach you today belongs to the secret method that is not in the book."

Xiao Ming turned his head excitedly, does this mean that he will soon be able to get rid of the unstable state?

"Watch my movements carefully." The patriarch made a seal with his hands, and a cloud of dark red light overflowed from his fingertips, "The power of the mind of the cursed attribute word healer, after it is transformed into a body, will be this color."

The light took on a spherical shape, at first it was as small as a pigeon egg, but as the handprints changed, the light became hotter and hotter, and the volume gradually expanded to the size of a grapefruit.

Xiao Ming stared intently, he was so nervous that he forgot to breathe, this ball of light gave him a very powerful and terrifying feeling, as if it could instantly blast people into a pile of ashes, a feeling of scalp numbness rose from the soles of his feet, Straight to the forehead, the longer he stared at it, the more he felt an urge to turn around and run away, but his body couldn't move.

"Do you remember all the fingerprints just now?" The patriarch's voice sounded suddenly, like a ray of spring wind, blowing away the layers of dark clouds that shrouded his heart.

Xiao Ming responded belatedly: "I remember."

"The next action, pay [-]% attention." The patriarch responded lightly, and the handprint changed again. The original dark red light gradually faded, but the volume became larger and larger, and finally turned into a ball Soft white light, about the size of a basketball, floated in the air like a fluffy cloud of candy.

"This is the power of thought of the Blessing Attribute Word Healer."

Xiao Ming opened his eyes wide in shock: "!"

"As long as you successfully master the conversion of these two powers of thought, you can successfully comprehend the second-level purification technique, and Du Hongkang will have nothing to do with you." After the patriarch finished speaking, he snapped his fingers, and the white candy cloud burst out. Disappeared.

"But so far, among Du Jiayan's lineage of spiritual masters, I am the only one who can do this."

Xiao Ming, who saw from the beginning to the end, couldn't be calm for a long time. He knew that what the patriarch said was not an exaggeration at all, just turning the power of thoughts into reality was not an easy task.

After taking a deep breath, he forced himself to calm down and asked curiously, "Patriarch, how long did it take you to complete these two attribute conversions?"

The patriarch smiled and made a "two" sign to him.

Xiao Ming's heart sank, and he guessed: "Two years?"

The patriarch's smile faded, and he corrected dissatisfiedly: "20 years!"

Xiao Ming staggered and rolled off the futon: 20 years! ? After 20 years, he will be 44 years old!

If you change the angle and concentrate on cultivating koi physique from now on, wouldn't it be faster?

Seeing his reaction like this, the patriarch sighed with disgust: "I had no one to guide and teach me back then, and my talent was not as good as yours. It took me 20 years. Now you have my patriarch personally guiding you. Why are you panicking?" ?”

Xiao Ming quickly got up, sat down properly, and humbly asked for advice: "Patriarch, if I concentrate on practicing making money and making treasures, won't it be faster?"

Lucky fortune is a spell that is most suitable for "gaining experience" during the practice of blessing attribute words spiritual masters.Of course, this is for ordinary spiritual masters.

As long as the blessing talent is not too bad, you can quickly comprehend the first-level purification technique, find a companion to practice together, and perform the purification technique on each other before the five daily blessings are used up, and you can continue to practice. Earn extra money.

But for Xiao Ming, a "false koi" who might not hit once in a hundred shots, making money and making treasures on him is like spending a lot of money, which may not be able to eliminate disasters. It is a waste of time, energy, and money!

"I succeeded once when I was at Luo Chuan's house. It rained money for 10 minutes..."

For others to attract wealth and treasure, at most one red ticket doubles, how can he be as powerful as him?

The patriarch obviously didn't believe it, so he knocked on his forehead casually, and scolded him: "Don't beep, hurry up and practice seals, and stop tossing about those unrealistic things."

☆, 049 expression pack

049 emoticon pack

The patriarch's set of handprints, which materialized the power of thought, changed back and forth more than a dozen times, and the handprints of two attribute conversions were even more complicated. Xiao Ming only read it once from the beginning to the end, and wrote it all down. Come on, it's almost impossible.

In fact, the patriarch didn't believe it either, so he sat on the sidelines, seemingly leisurely drinking tea, urging Xiao Ming to rehearse, and prepared to remind him at any time when the other party got stuck or made a mistake, the result?

Classmate Xiao Ming completed a set of handprints smoothly and smoothly, which is absolutely correct!

The patriarch was so shocked that he took a sip of tea and almost choked himself. Fortunately, no matter how standard and smooth the handprint knot was, it was useless if there was no movement. His frightened heartbeat finally eased a little. Shi Shiran put the teacup on the low table beside him, and said two words lightly: "Continue."

"Oh." Xiao Ming didn't expect to succeed the first time, so he calmed down, discarded distracting thoughts, and repeated the previous actions.

two hours later.

"Patriarch, it still doesn't work. Did I do something wrong?" Student Xiao Ming was sweating anxiously on his forehead. It was still a bit chilly at night, so he was wearing a thin exercise suit and sat in the yard to meditate. , his legs are a little... numb.

The patriarch corrected dissatisfiedly: "It's you who can't do it, not me."

Xiao Mingjiong: Is it necessary for you to stick to words like this?Well, no man wants to be told no, even the 159-year-old patriarch is very concerned about these things.

He quickly nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, you can do it, then you can help me, what is wrong with me?"

The patriarch's face froze. The problem was that his movements were very standard, and there was no room for error correction. If he had to find the reason, it could only be——

"Your heart has not calmed down. In practice, the most important thing is to avoid impetuosity."

Classmate Xiao Ming raised his head in confusion, is that so?

But seeing the serious expression of the patriarch, he couldn't help but believe it, and humbly asked for advice: "Patriarch, what should I do?"

He obviously didn't think about anything just now, oh no, in fact, he was still thinking about how to shorten the terrible 20 years, shortening and shortening, preferably within two months, so as to get rid of the predicament in front of him as soon as possible.

This is probably the distracting thoughts in his mind.

"Let's stop here for today." The patriarch waved at him, "Haste makes waste, and we will continue tomorrow."

"Okay, patriarch."

Xiao Ming rubbed his numb calf, and just stood up when he heard the patriarch say again: "Your second uncle's nephew's second aunt's brother-in-law's family just developed a small game and gave me two gifts. Come over with a set of equipment, and you can help me take a look later."

"Ah?" Classmate Xiao Ming looked confused, what the hell is this second uncle's family's little nephew's second aunt's brother-in-law's family?Not to mention that he doesn't even know who his second uncle is, this network of connections that goes around and makes him dizzy is enough to drive him crazy!The most incredible thing is, did he hear correctly?Uh, a little game?

Recalling that when we landed earlier, the patriarch happened to be playing a mobile game of avoiding obstacles!

I didn't see it, I'm 159 years old, and suddenly I got this kind of hobby... It's very fashionable.

"Ah what, let's go." The patriarch called out with a slap, and Xiao Ming was almost patted on the floor. He touched his shoulder in fear, with lingering fear: Internet addicted elderly are really scary!

Before leaving, he pointed to the futon in the yard, as well as the chairs, low tables, and snacks next to him, and asked worriedly, "Don't these things need to be cleaned up?" The weather forecast said that it will rain tonight.

"Why do you need to worry about such a small matter?" The patriarch slapped him again, scaring Xiao Ming away immediately.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Ming was stunned when he saw the small game device in the other party's mouth: This is a slightly silvery, metallic... game compartment? !

"Instructions." The patriarch handed him a fist-thick hardcover cardboard manual, "There are a bunch of messy instructions in it. I have a headache reading it. You have time to read it later. Let's lie down and play first."

Xiao Ming: "..." I-Will this be unsafe?

Before he could express the worries in his heart, the patriarch had already laid down in the "game cabin" on the left. Classmate Xiao Ming stretched out Erkang's hand in horror. It was too late to stop him, but soon he calmed down, because The two LOGOs in this manual, one is of a famous new energy technology development company, and the other is of a nationally famous online game development company!

Could this be a holographic online game that hasn't been released yet?

He hesitated a little, and lay down in the game room next door. Facts have proved that he thought too much. This can only be regarded as a semi-finished holographic online game. Unlike traditional keyboard online games, he seems to have traveled to another world. At the beginning of the chapter, a six-year-old child with a frying pan and a pair of white underpants appeared on the ruins with a dull expression on his bare feet.

There is a virtual light screen in sight, and a series of information is displayed on the right: wild ruins, 100 remaining people, 2:00 countdown to the next sandstorm, this is... PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds?

"Xiao Ming, don't stand there in a daze." The patriarch's voice came from the side.

Xiao Ming looked back and almost burst out laughing: dressed in Hawaiian floral shorts, also barefoot, holding a frying pan, the patriarch, he doesn't look like a master at all, but he looks a bit like... Gui Xianren?

"Patriarch, is this game for sale?" He suddenly wanted to buy a set and give it to Luo Chuan. It must be fun to see Luo Yan Wang running around wearing only a pair of underpants and holding a frying pan!

"You want to give it to Luo Chuan?" The patriarch saw through his thoughts at a glance, stretched out his hand, took his arm and hid in the broken house on the left. Almost at the same time, a bullet shot through the floor where Xiao Ming was standing just now .

He held his breath with lingering fear. Although it was a game, if he was shot in the head, according to the nature of the game, it would probably... hurt?

"If you can take me to eat chicken, I'll ask you later." The patriarch said with a smile, looking like a cunning old fox.

Xiao Ming believed it was true, and nodded solemnly: "Okay, it's a deal."

Four 10 minutes, relying on strong belief and perseverance, as well as a small and exquisite body that is good at hiding, Xiao Ming stubbornly managed to get to the last place and successfully ate the chicken, but——

He was killed by a grenade on the way, and the patriarch who was flying on the floor told him cruelly: "This game is only open to people with special abilities. Among the 100 people, they are either spiritual masters, celestial masters, or Fengshui masters... … After all, there is no ordinary person.”

Classmate Xiao Ming: "..." Hey, that's too much!I will never fly with you again!

At 10:30 in the evening, Luo Chuan received a WeChat message from Xiao Ming, a series of crying emoticons, as if he was so wronged, but there was no text.

——[crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying bitterly]

Xiao Ming was in distress, and after venting, he was about to say good night, when he received Luo Chuan's reply, he also had two expressions, and in an instant, he blushed a little.

——[hug][kiss]

☆、050 After two months

050 two months later

Two months passed in a blink of an eye during practice, games, and WeChat chats, and Xiao Ming's mentality also changed greatly. From being impetuous at the beginning, he became more and more peaceful recently, and ended the 3000-meter race. After running with a heavy load, he could still send wechat messages to Luo Chuan with a smile on his face.

——I have abs! [Proud]【Photo】【Photo】

Luo Chuan was probably busy, so it took 2 minutes to reply.

--Where?I take a magnifying glass to see.

The corners of Xiao Ming's mouth twitched slightly. In the past two months, Luo Yanwang seemed to have accepted the advice of an expert. He used earthy love words for free, and occasionally couldn't help but reveal his nature and venomous tongue, just like now.

——It’s fine if you can’t see it [hmph]

He snorted dissatisfiedly, rubbed his belly, slightly embarrassed, well, compared with someone else, it is indeed a bit inconspicuous, after all, the purpose of all his exercises during this period is to enhance his physique and endurance, not to train abs.

"Xiao Ming, the fish has bitten the hook, come and help!" The patriarch's voice came from far away from the lake, and it was clear to my ears.

Xiao Ming responded quickly, and was about to put the phone back into his pocket, when he heard a "ding", he quickly clicked on WeChat, and Luo Chuan sent another message.

——Come back and touch me. [serious face]

Fuck.He frantically put away his cell phone, fantasized about Luo Yanwang's stern face playing a hooligan, and couldn't help but chuckle.

"Xiao Ming, if you don't come, my fish will run away!" the patriarch urged again.

Xiao Ming didn't dare to dawdle any longer, and immediately ran to his old man's side to help pull the fishing rod together.

A dignified high-ranking speech spiritualist, does he still need the help of a junior like him to pull the fishing rod?The answer is naturally no, but the old man is too lonely, and occasionally wants to "act like a baby", "pretend to be weak", and "show off his presence".

Although, two days ago, he witnessed the magnificent scene where the patriarch used the spell of the wind to catch a bunch of hairy crabs. , all into the bucket, a full bucket, handed over to the chef to deal with.

That night, the old man ate a feast of crabs contentedly. From steaming to braised in brown sauce, the chef used [-] kinds of martial arts to show his skills.

Although the patriarch wholeheartedly wanted to lure him to be his heir, no matter what he said, the old man treated him very sincerely. He was not bad for food and clothing, and he did his best in cultivation, and he was even closer than his own grandfather.

When I met Xiao Ming in a harmonious atmosphere, I couldn’t help asking: Why do you have to abandon your wife to become a patriarch? As long as you are fair and impartial, isn’t it all the same?

At that time, the patriarch didn't say anything, but drove him to sleep.

After that, Xiao Ming wisely didn't bring up the matter again, pretending that nothing happened the night before, and the two of them continued to practice, play games, eat and drink, chat, and play chess.

Back to the moment——

"Patriarch, what did you catch this time, why is it so heavy?"

Xiao Ming glanced at the rippling water surface, wondering in his heart, this is a freshwater lake, there is no exaggerated thing like catching a shark.

At the beginning, the patriarch pretended to be an ordinary old man and pulled the fishing rod vigorously. After he found that the thing under the water was much bigger than he imagined, he didn't bother to pretend anymore. He patted Xiao Ming's shoulder lightly and said: "Go and stand aside."

Xiao Ming nodded,