Master of Heaven III

Didn't you secretly help me invest a huge amount of insurance?You are too much, to treat the person who loves you like this, I strongly demand that I share half of the insurance money... Uh no, three or seven, I seven you three... Cough cough cough...

Nie Xingfeng: Looking at the famous watch in his hand, he decided to save it for his lover.

The truth of "The Way Back" is always cruel...

I know that there is a scene in this episode that everyone remembers the most, and almost everyone is obsessed with Brother because of it, but the truth of the story is this. ──by Henry Zhang, who was in a state of extreme annoyance, that day, that sea, that heartbreaking scene... (in the reverberation of sensational music)

The music is paused, the sensationalism is paused, the visual effect lights are turned back, and the camera is placed on the two protagonists.

Henry Zhang: Chairman, the scene where I committed suicide to save you is the climax of the end of this series. My plan is this, this, this, and this, and this, do you agree?It doesn't matter if you say no, as long as you cooperate with me. (For details, please refer to the story of Tianshi holding the position 1-7)

Nie Xingfeng: Not too good, right?If you use a real knife, you will be in danger.

Henry Zhang: It’s okay, in order to increase sales and make money, a little danger can’t frighten me!Okay, I'm going to commit suicide. In this scene, you must act very sad, sad, and distraught, and look at me affectionately, and work together to earn everyone's tears.

Nie Xingfeng: Well then, I'm ready. (lights on the sea)

Henry Zhang: Wait, wait, I'm not ready yet (compare the rhinoceros on my heart) you know?It hurts too much to poke a knife. I am not afraid of death, but I am very afraid of pain. What should I do?I really can't poke it...

Nie Xingfeng: How about I poke myself?It can also make everyone cry.

Henry Zhang: Well, it makes sense, so let’s settle it like this, and I’ll poke it for you.

He happily ran over, but forgot that he was the sea god now, so he accidentally stepped on his hair, fell forward, and the rhinoceros blade stabbed into his heart smoothly and tragically.

Nie Xingfeng: Henry Zhang, are you okay! ?

Henry Zhang: It’s painful, it’s painful, Chairman, why are you still in a daze?Throw me into the sea quickly, remember to throw it well, the last scene must let me maintain a perfect image, you know?

Nie Xingfeng: Oh oh!

The spotlight was turned on to illuminate the scene where Poseidon sank into the sea.Henry Zhang drifted slowly in the sea, and waved his hands with his lucky cat by the way──Chairman, don’t be afraid, I will be back soon, remember me, especially my reward, the last sentence──I'll be back!

The camera zooms out, and Poseidon falls into the sea, leaving only one hand in the end, making a V-shape with his fingers, and then slowly disappearing on the sea.

The camera continued to zoom in, and the words echoed in the sea──I'llbebacksoon~Mymoneyhoney!

"Yinbai X Yinmo" development game

Cultivation is very simple. It is to pick an egg first, then hit it with a stone, and then bake it with fire. After confirming that it will not be broken or cooked, it can be cut into the cultivation (egg hatching) program. ,Um?You ask what to do if it is broken or baked?That's easy to solve, just find a new egg and start all over again.

PS: Cultivation is really an interesting game, hehe. ──by Yinbai who is in a delusional state "Brother, are you practicing?"

Seeing Yin Bai sitting cross-legged under a tree, with his chin resting on one hand, looking up at the sky, Yin Mo asked.

Yinbai withdrew his eyes and said seriously, "No, I'm cultivating."

"Nurture?"

Yinbai raised his other hand, and Yinmo saw the two eggs in his hand. As his fingers turned, the eggs hit back and forth like health balls.

"Yin Mo, you have grown up."

"I think everyone who knows me knows about that."

"So it's no fun."

"＝□＝"

"So I'm going to start a new round of nurturing games, Yinmo, do you want to play with me?"

"...No need, I don't want to bother my brother, I'm going to practice."

"Before I leave, can you please help me light a bonfire? I want to see if they are as resistant to blows as you were when you were a child, and they won't break even if they are burned."

"...they won't be broken, they will be cooked. Personally, I suggest brother to prepare white wine, star anise, fennel, salt, etc." Staring at the two eggs in Yinbai's hand, Yinmo reminded with a blank expression, " Because usually for duck eggs, we are used to pickling them to eat.”

"Ninth Day X Element Questions" Abnormal Master Feeding Method

The more terrifying thing than meeting a pervert is cohabiting with a pervert, and what is even more frightening is that he still likes this pervert. Alas, whoever makes a pervert look handsome is his master. ──In the pet clothing section of by wolf Baibai, Chu Jiu hugged his "dog" and carefully selected clothes. The shopping bag was already full of clothes for all kinds of small pets, but he was still unfinished and felt that he didn't buy enough.

The clerk smiled happily, looked at the white and fluffy animal in his arms, and said, "Sir, your dog is so cute and obedient."

Hearing her praise, little white dog, oh no, it should be called little white wolf──our wolf Bai Bai moved his ears, opened one eye, and felt helpless after seeing the pile of pet clothes close your eyes.

He didn't want to be so obedient, he just gave up treatment for Chu Jiu's IQ, because his master is a pervert, a pervert, a pervert!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. The little white wolf swung his tail and slapped Chu Jiu, but the result was just the opposite. Chu Jiu happily said to the clerk, "I also think my son is the cutest animal in the world. He is so cute even when he loses his temper."

Su Wen's face turned red—if everyone could see that Little Wolf's face would also be flushed, in order not to be noticed, he buried his head under his tail and remained silent.

The clerk cooperated and asked, "Sir, would you like to try wearing father-son outfits with your son? We have a new batch of nice father-son outfits in our store."

Su Wen's ears moved again, and a bad premonition filled his heart.

Ten minutes later, a man and a dog wolf wearing a matching sky blue jumper came out of the pet store. Chu Jiu put the wolf on the ground in vain, and raised the wolf's front legs to shake hands. The more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

"Susu, don't you think we are dressed like couples?"

"Well……"

The little wolf stretched out his paw and patted his master's forehead—the burn was severe, so he decided to forgive Chu Jiu for his low IQ behavior.

"Rake, let's wear real couple outfits next time."

"Wakaba X Yi" Pet Observation Diary

I remember a famous saying that you should cherish the time with your pet, because you have the whole world, but it only has you. Fuck his grandfather’s famous saying, why do I always feel that my pet owns the whole world, but I only have him?This is a sad story. ──by Yi on August 2016, 8, light rain

My pet practiced for a whole day today. I was bored. I ran to talk to him. He thought I was noisy and said that I shouldn’t talk during the breakup period. It’s strange. Breakup is breakup. What does it have to do with not talking?It's not abandonment. PS: The IQ of pets is low.

September 2016, 9 Cloudy

We reconciled, because the pet made a little extra money and invited me to dinner. For the sake of the food, I decided to forgive him.Keeping a pet requires a sense of responsibility. It will be difficult for him to live without me. Hey, I just heard him on the phone, and it seems that he has taken orders again. This proves that we have good food and beer again, wow!

May 2016, 10 sunny

My pet is in love, and I often hang out with girls, and I like to be alone in a daze. I have a sense of relief that "my family has a baby who has just grown up." At the same time, I was trying to figure out how to kill that girl, because I don't like people robbing my pet .

Heavy rain on June 2016, 11

I'm so mad, the pet scolded me because of that girl, I didn't kill her, I just teased her, has anyone seen such a kind and handsome Shura?So this time I'm really angry, I don't break up with him, I want to abandon him and go back to the Asura world alone! PS: It's already packed.

Snow on November 2016, 12

This year's Christmas is still spent with my pets, you ask me, haven't I returned to the Asura Realm?Indeed, but the pet came to chase me halfway and apologized to me. I am a kind person, so I forgave him. I have to practice hard and earn money so that I can support you."

My eyes were a little sweaty, it must be because the lights in the restaurant were too dazzling.

I don't want to be relatives with humans. Huh, humans are only worthy of being my pets, but because pets are very obedient, I reluctantly forgive him.

"Let's spend every Christmas together from now on."Now that pets have said so, what else can I say? "Then we'll have many, many Christmases!"

The above is the story of me and my pet.

The reason why I write a pet observation diary is because his sense of existence is too weak. (This can be seen from the fact that he didn't leave a deep impression on the readers from the beginning to the end of the second part of the Tianshi series) Do you think I have nothing to do with holding beer cans around all day long?wrong!I always keep a diary on a jug, drink a can of beer, write a paragraph along the way, and save it.

So, if one day he really disappears, at least the people at the scrap yard will remember him, right?

"Xiao Ran X Xiao Lancao" The way to love beauty

Those who do not love beauty are not human (descriptive meaning), and those who love beauty are not human (literally)──by Xiaolanhua Qingchen.

Xiao Lancao, as usual, straightens (sells) dresses (styles) in front of his exclusive mirror, "Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

"Of course it's you, my master." Xiao Ran walked over from the side and answered on his behalf.

Xiao Lancao looked at him dissatisfied, "I'm asking about the mirror, not you."

"I know, but in order not to buy a fourth mirror this month, I have to help."

In fact, it is the fifth side, because once he broke it in a fit of anger and cleaned it up by himself.

"It won't break this time, because this is the mirror demon I invited."

After Xiao Lancao finished speaking, she posed in front of the mirror again and asked, "Mirror mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful fox in the world?"

Xiao Ran looked at the mirror, and found that the mirror visibly trembled, and finally it said: "Of course it's you, my master."

"So cute."

Xiao Lancao walked out contentedly, leaving Xiao Ran alone to face the mirror, he asked curiously: "Is there no fox in this world more beautiful than Xiao Lan?"

"I don't know," said the mirror proudly, "I'm not a scanning machine. Even if I were a scanning machine, it's impossible to scan all the foxes on the earth every day, and to judge who is the most beautiful. It’s enough to eat.”

"Then your answer is..."

"Whatever you say, anyway, he just wants to hear the answer he wants to hear. You must know that few beautiful people have brains."

"..."

"Giovanni X Wei Zhengyi" Early Childhood Education Program

The underworld education should start from the baby Doudou.Oops, I accidentally brought in the one from Er Shao’s house──by Qiao When Wei Zhengyi learned that Qiao became enthusiastic about education and invested a lot of money to establish private kindergartens, private elementary schools, and middle schools, he thought My own head was hit by a meteorite, or Joe's head was hit by a meteorite.

As soon as he got home at night, he rushed into Joe's study and threw the newspaper that published Joe's investment in running the school.

"Do you have too much money to spend, and you are thinking about something bad?"

"Dear senior brother, can't you have a little trust in your junior brother? Why did my running the academy become a bad thing?"

"What kind of college do you run as a good underworld? You are not enough to harm the adults, but you also want to harm the seedlings. Are you planning to train successors for the family from an early age?"

Too bad, it was found out that he really intended to do so.

"Of course not." Facing the lover's questioning, Joe smiled and said, "I did this for Doudou."

"For Doudou?"

Following Joe's gaze, Wei Zhengyi poked his head to see that Doudou was sitting on the floor next to his desk playing with building blocks. He was too small and quiet, and he would not be noticed unless he reminded him.

"dad!"

Seeing Wei Zhengyi, Doudou raised her head and called him, then lowered her head and concentrated on playing with his little building blocks.

Wei Zhengyi pulled Qiao aside, frowned and asked in a low voice, "What does this matter have to do with Doudou?"

"It's very important. You know that school bullying is popular now. If you send Doudou to an unfamiliar place to study, are you at ease? He is so young and weak, he will definitely be bullied, so provide a good education for his son The environment is very necessary."

"You think too much, don't forget that Doudou has a very powerful father."

"Isn't he a very powerful daddy?"

"Of course Dad is stronger."

"Heh, from the bed to the bottom of the bed, where are you stronger than me, uh... you hit me?"

"I just let you see the facts clearly, damn, you dare to fight back!"

"This is called training!"

The two brothers fought more and more fiercely, and overturned all the building blocks in Doudou's pile, so he had to take the building blocks and sit in the corner to play.

"Daddy thinks too much. No one dares to bully me. I am a child who grew up in a domestic violence environment."

The Daily Life of a Loyal Dog in "Ao Jian X Luoyang"

When you have a changeable and self-righteous master, then congratulations, the opportunity to exercise your patience and endurance has come. ──by Luoyang 1

"Dear Luoyang, to celebrate our 720 days and eighteen hours together, I bought Hamlet's opera ticket and plan to watch it together tonight."

"Thank you, Master, for your kindness. I just want to watch an opera recently." (What the hell is 720 days and [-] hours?)

"Oops, after I bought the ticket, I thought it was a tragedy. It might not be interesting, so I bought a ticket for the violin concert instead, or should I change it back?"

"No, I also like to listen to the violin, master." (I said at the beginning that watching the violin concert is enough.)

"Then do you mind listening to the piano? I think it's rare for us to go out together. It's better to choose our favorite entertainment."

"I don't mind, it's up to you to decide." (Make a quick decision, don't hinder me from doing things.)

"Then I'm going to buy tickets, see you later, Luoyang."

"Okay, thank you, master." (I haven't bought a ticket yet, but I'm talking so much nonsense here.)

"Dear Luoyang, do you like this plane?"

"It's very elegant, and the landscape painting on the fuselage is also very artistic. You really have a vision, master." (Why buy a private jet again? Does this guy have too much money to spend?)

"I'm glad to hear you say you like it. You said you wanted it before, so I ordered it right away. I just sent it to you just before your birthday. It's a birthday present for you."

"Thank you master, this is the best birthday present I've ever received." (My birthday is long gone, idiot, and I want to buy a model, who wants this real plane!)

"Dear Luoyang, are you busy?"

"Master, what do you expect?" (Will you not be disturbed if you say you are not busy?)

"It's like this. I want to go fishing. Although I can find other female companions, and there are many people who want to accompany me, I still hope to go with you."

"It's a great honor" (There are so many people with me, what's wrong with not forgetting to emphasize my charm at all times?)

"And I'm going fishing in the North Sea."

"Okay, there are a lot of fish over there." (It's really fishing, fishing in various senses.)

"Ma Lingshu X Zhong Kui" Dream Come True Project

Candid filming, it’s not about people, it’s about loneliness (admiration)──by Zhong Kui

"Mr. Ma, I'm learning to take landscape art photos recently. I heard that you have a rest tomorrow. Can you be a model for me? But please don't quote too high, I can't afford it."

"My ID card is about to expire. If you take a photo of my ID card, I won't charge you extra money, but how are you going to take it?"

"Thank you, Mr. Ma, I'm going to take pictures under the Bell and Drum Tower or by the lake. By the way, do you mind changing clothes halfway?"

"Is it like the one played by cosplayers? I'm quite interested in that."

"That's great. In order to thank you for your help, I will invite you to eat and drink tomorrow."

"Okay." (Shouldn't you be eating roasted sweet potatoes like last time?)

N days later, looking at the pile of photos on the table, Ma Lingshu fell into confusion.

"Zhong Kui, except for this ID photo, I can't find myself in any other photos."

"That's right, because I just started to learn how to take pictures, and I couldn't get the focus right, so I accidentally cut you out, Mr. Ma, are you not angry?"

"That's not true, I just don't think I'm in all the photos, did I encounter a supernatural event?"

"It's also possible, so Mr. Ma, should we go to worship in the temple?" (As a disciple of the Celestial Master, why should he go to the temple to worship?)

"No, it's just a waste of emotion to take pictures."

"I'm sorry Mr. Ma, I will definitely improve my shooting skills and try to take a good picture of you next time!"

"Then we can only look forward to your skills."

"Uh-huh!"

Thinking of the photos of Ma Lingshu plastered all over the walls in his room, Zhong Kui confidently thought that he would definitely be able to take better photos next time!

"Nie Ruiting X Yan Kai" hell

Many times, being afraid of ghosts is the same as being afraid of wives. It’s not that they are so scary, but that they are never unreasonable. If the wife is still a ghost, oh, myGod!Please be blessed. ──by Er Shao, who is in dire straits, "Mom, hell, Yan Kaikai, help me!"

Hearing the miserable cry of the Second Young Master, Yan Kaikai used his spiritual power to fly to a dark, gloomy, windy cave at the first moment.

A white shadow flashed in front of his eyes, before Yan Kai could tell whether it was a human or a ghost, the other person covered his ears with his hands, turned around and ran away without looking back.

"Where is this?" Yan Kai looked around.

"Ghost, haunted house." Nie Ruiting came out of the corner tremblingly, looking at him with tears in his eyes, "I saw a ghost again, Yan Kaikai."

"I didn't sense the presence of ghosts, how do you know this is a haunted house?"

"Because it says on the sign outside—Haunted House Adventure."

Looking at the innocent expression on the second young master's face, Yan Kai wanted to strangle him to death for a few seconds—you still go to haunted houses because you are afraid of ghosts, you haven't been abused enough, right?

"You didn't come to the amusement park alone, did you?"

"Uh... Actually, it's to accompany the client, and you also know that the client is God..."

"Still a beautiful God?"

"how do you know?"

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I know too much, Second Young Master, take me to meet your client."

"We ran away! Besides, you don't know each other, so don't you?"

"You're welcome, since you've already summoned me, it's okay to meet you."

"Don't get me wrong, we're just looking for excitement... I'm talking about ordinary sensory stimulation. I'm a very ethical person, and I won't do things like cheating. There are several of us in the group!"

"Where are you going? How could I doubt you? Thank you for calling me here. Since your client wants to see the hell so much, I think she will be very happy to see me."

"not at all……"

(Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.commitment!)

"If we fell into the water together"

Zhang San: Apprentice, if one day in the future, I fell into the water with your lover, who would you save first?

Six-year-old Henry Zhang: But Master, you can swim.

Zhang San: What if.

Six-year-old Henry Zhang: Ah, Master, were you old enough to need me to save you by then?

Zhang San: I said what if!

Six-year-old Henry Zhang: Well, then I should first see which of you is richer.

Zhang San: ...

N years later

Ma Lingshu: Henry Zhang, if I fall into the water with Xingfeng, who do you save first?

Henry Zhang: Silence for 5 minutes.

Ma Lingshu: Do you need to think for so long?We've all drowned for so long, okay?

Henry Zhang: I am thinking, thinking about who is richer, you or the chairman, but this is a difficult question to compare.

Ma Lingshu: ...

Henry Zhang: So Master, can I trouble you to submit the financial statements first, and I will make a decision later.

Ma Lingshu: ...

Henry Zhang: Master, if I fall into the water with Zhong Kui, who do you save first?

Ma Lingshu: Zhong Kui.

Henry Zhang: Why?

Ma Lingshu: Back then, the big waves couldn't drown you, but could a small river drown you?So of course it was to save Zhong Kui.

Henry Zhang: What if I lost all my spiritual power and couldn't swim?

Ma Lingshu: Still Zhong Kui.

Henry Zhang: Why?

Ma Lingshu: Xingfeng will save you.

Henry Zhang: ...

Joe: If Doudou and I fall into the water together, who will you save first?

Wei Zhengyi: Doudou, of course. You can find another wife, but you only have one son.

Joe: Go to hell!

Wei Zhengyi: Go to hell!

What follows is an infinite loop of pillow fights.

Qiao and Wei Zhengyi: Doudou, if I fall into the water with my father (Daddy), who will you save first?

Doudou: Save the two together!

Qiao and Wei Zhengyi: No, only one can be saved!

Doudou: None of them can be saved, Daddy and Dad must have fought in the water to fight over who should be rescued first.

Qiao, Wei Zhengyi: ...

Yinbai: Yinmo · If I fall into the water with the chairman, who will you save first?

Yin Mo: Of course it is to save my brother. With the chairman's IQ, it is impossible for him to fall into the water.

Yinbai: Well, then change someone, what if I fall into the water with Henry Zhang?

Yinmo: It's better to save my brother, my brother has long hoped that Henry Zhang will die, right?Then we will be free.

Henry Zhang: ... Brother was shot while lying down, or shot with a shotgun!

Xiao Lancao: Xiao Ran, if I fell into the water with your father, who would you save first?

Xiao Ran: You.

Xiao Lancao: (This guy finally put me first in this life) Why?

Xiao Ran: Because there are always many attendants around my father, I don't need to rescue him.

Xiao Lancao: What if there is no one?

Xiao Ran: Without a single entourage, it means that he has resigned. Resignation is worse than death for him, and he will not want me to save him.

Xiao Lancao: ... (This is not a psychological analysis question, can't this bastard put it a little sweeter!?)

"Finish"

"The Rule of Extraordinary Interest of the Heavenly Master Holding the Throne" Author: Fan Luo

Copywriter:

Qiao, who is arrogant and arrogant, Wei Zhengyi, who is hard-spoken and soft-hearted,

The rare romantic Tanabata night unexpectedly encountered a typhoon——

Leading to a food shortage crisis without servants! ?

The long night is slow, and the brothers and sisters who have nothing to do have to have some excitement

- Assemble the pistol race!

"The loser will be below tonight!"

"Just bet, come on!"

--text--

"Mr. Borgia, please tell me why you must take me up the mountain in heavy rain?"

Amidst the shouts, the door of a certain villa in the middle of the mountain opened, and the drenched Mr. Policeman came in angrily from outside, followed behind him like a shadow by the current young master of the Italian Borgia family and his lover Mr. Qiao .

"Dear senior brother, you can't blame me for this."

Wei Zhengyi got angry, and Joe shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said, "It was obviously cloudy when we went out."

"The weather forecast said that there will be a typhoon and rainstorm today. You didn't listen to me and insisted on dragging me out."

"Nine times out of ten, what the meteorological station says is inaccurate. It's not like you don't know."

"But it's ready today."

"That's why I said 'nine times out of ten' is wrong."

Wei Zhengyi was choked, staring at his younger brother who was grinning and joking with him, and suddenly found sadly that Joe had already spoken Chinese so well since when, and he still remembered that when he first met this guy, even he, she, and it Indistinguishable.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Wei Zhengyi was in a daze, Qiao asked.

Wei Zhengyi's response to him was to drag him in, and then slammed the door shut. The wind was so strong that the rain was blown in, and the floor of the entrance was soaked.

"what is the relationship?"

Seeing what Wei Zhengyi was concerned about, Qiao said in a heartfelt way: "When the servants come later, just let them clean, anyway, we're all drenched, wet brother, wet brother, it's hard not to get the house wet. "

Where did this strange Chinese come from?Wei Zhengyi rubbed his forehead and said, "Don't let others do everything, go get a mop and clean the floor."

Joe didn't move.The slightly stiff expression indicated that he was not very happy, "Are you ordering me?"

"Is there anyone else here besides you? Well..."

The next words did not come out smoothly, Wei Zhengyi's shoulder was held down, Joe grabbed him and pushed him back, pressed him against the door, sealed his complaints with a kiss, Wei Zhengyi pushed twice but did not push away , the other party used the tip of his tongue to pry open his lips, then nimbly poked in, entangled his tongue and began to make intimate contact.

Disgusted by Joe's overbearing, Wei Zhengyi raised his leg to kick, but there was a gentle touch from his waist. Joe's hands were tightly clamped around his waist, confining him between his arms and the door panel.

Behavior full of strong possessiveness, but the taste changed due to the deepening of kissing and sucking. This is Joe's exclusive flirting technique. Wei Zhengyi turned from annoyed to helpless, then from helpless to obedient and excited, and reached out to hug him. The two leaned against the door like this and immersed themselves in the passionate emotions brought by each other as they kissed passionately.

"Wei, you've been very irritable recently."

After a long time, Qiao let go of the ravages on Wei Zhengyi's lips, pushed back two steps, and found that Wei Zhengyi's lips had turned dark red due to the intense rubbing. He stretched out his hand and touched Wei Zhengyi's lips Wei Zhengyi was stroking his face playfully. Wei Zhengyi was panting, his pupils were covered with a layer of water, and his body was half leaning against the door. He obviously enjoyed the passion just now. Playing a home run, Wei Zhengyi suddenly opened his mouth and bit his dishonest index finger.

Qiao hissed in pain, pulled his finger back, and saw a circle of deep tooth marks on his fingertips, and finally Wei Zhengyi leniently kept him from biting it.

"It's really irritable," he muttered, flicking his fingers. "It seems that I will get rabies vaccination later."

"Mop the floor before getting the vaccination, young master!"

To win the game, Wei Zhengyi tried his best to make his face tense, so that Joe would not be upset and make trouble for himself. He took off his coat and went to the bathroom. There was a whistle behind him. Joe asked: "Shall we wash together? Save water resource."

"The servants are about to deliver the things, you wait for them here." Wei Zhengyi said angrily.

Don't think he doesn't know Joe's mind, what saves resources?It was because he wanted to do some evil things while taking a bath. If he agreed, he didn't know when he would come out. It was raining so heavily, so he couldn't let the servants wait outside the house all the time.

"But today is Qixi Festival, your Valentine's Day, the rare world of two people, you have to do something appropriate to the occasion." Qiao followed behind to lobby.

"Please don't take the marketing methods of the merchants as sentiment."

Wei Zhengyi went into the bathroom, and Joe put his foot on the door in time to prevent him from closing it, and said with a smile, "Brother who got up, do you know how much thought it took me to kick off all the light bulbs and ask you out alone? "

"Then do you know how long I have to finish work in order to go up the mountain with you?"

"I'm really moved by what you said, Wei, so..."

A fist was thrown at his eye socket. In order not to be hit, Joe hurriedly ducked back and shifted his weight back. Wei Zhengyi took the opportunity to kick his foot away, and the bathroom door closed and locked from the inside.

The world was finally quiet. Wei Zhengyi took off his clothes and couldn't help sighing as he took a hot shower. He knew that Joe would not let go of any chance to be alone. He should have rejected such an invitation in the first place. But he was deceived by his rhetoric, thinking that he could go up the mountain to hunt wild game, but today he wandered around the mountain all day, and didn't even see a hare. Instead, he was soaked by the rain, which was really not worth the candle.

Because of the heavy rain, it got dark very early. I was worried that after the servants who delivered the goods arrived, they would be arranged by Joe to do some strange things. Wei Zhengyi rushed out and came out before entering the living room. Judging by Joe's voice, he seemed to be in a bad mood, and he was a little out of breath when he heard the voice.

"The road is flooded, won't you change the road? How do you go on the other road? How do I know? I only know that I have to get everything before seven o'clock, otherwise you won't have to show up again in the future!"

"What happened?" Wei Zhengyi walked over and asked.

Qiao glanced at him, ignored him, and continued to issue orders to the person on the other side of the phone. Wei Zhengyi listened for a while and got a general understanding of the situation.It turned out that according to Joe’s original arrangement, the servants had to deliver the food and items for celebrating the festival in advance, but due to the typhoon and heavy rain, a section of the road into the mountain was flooded. Now the mountain road is impassable, so they had no choice but to contact Joe, hoping that he would agree Delayed delivery, who knows that when he heard that the item could not be delivered on time, Joe lost his temper and did not listen to their explanation at all.

Wei Zhengyi looked out of the window, it was dark outside, and all he could see was the pouring rain that kept hitting the window. Seeing that Joe was still losing his temper, he couldn't help it, stepped forward to grab the microphone, and said to the other side: "What are we doing here? You don’t need to find a place to rest first, and we’ll talk about it tomorrow.”

Hearing Wei Zhengyi's voice, the servant heaved a sigh of relief, knowing that he had come forward, and this test was considered over. After thanking him happily, he immediately hung up the phone, fearing that there would be changes in the future.

"Do you have to fight against me?"

Things didn’t arrive, and all the vacation plans that had been prepared for a long time were all in vain. Joe was already suffocating, but hearing Wei Zhengyi’s words added fuel to the fire. He wanted to grab the phone. Wei Zhengyi was prepared and turned off The power source threw the phone aside.

"It's raining so hard, don't make things difficult for others." Ignoring Joe's condemning gaze, Wei Zhengyi said, "It's not like you don't know how torrential rain is in summer, and you should take these accidents into account when planning. Everything has been delivered. Isn’t there nothing to do?”

"Who knew you have such a ghostly weather in summer!" Joe said with an unhappy face.

The one who hung up the phone just now has changed to anyone else, and now the fate should be to have close contact with the bullet, but this trick doesn't work for Wei Zhengyi, Qiao thought angrily, what's the fun when things are prepared in advance?If that's the case, he could call the chef to help, and now it seems that he is really not good enough.

Due to a heavy rain, tonight's champagne turkey candlelight dinner and presents for Wei Zhengyi were all ruined.

Wei Zhengyi sat down beside him. Seeing that Joe was still gloomy, he had no choice but to say, "It's just a trivial matter, so you shouldn't be so angry? It's obvious that you insisted on going to the mountains for vacation, and now you're complaining when something goes wrong."

"I don't come here for vacation, how can I live in a world of two?"

"It's a standard two-person world now, let alone people, ghosts won't bother us."

A word to wake up the dreamer, Joe calmed down and thought about it. The current situation is indeed the case, so although it is a little bit worse than expected, it at least ensures that he will not be disturbed by those white eyes when enjoying the food.

His eyes swept over Wei Zhengyi. The man had just taken a shower, his hair was not dry yet, and he was only wearing a thin T-shirt and slacks. Imagining the strong body under the fabric, Qiao felt itchy in his heart, and his mood immediately improved a lot. Leaning back on the sofa, he sighed and said, "It's okay to not be complacent about the status quo, but Wei, if no one comes to deliver things, it means we'll be starving tonight." "

"I'll look for it, maybe there are grain reserves."

Wei Zhengyi went to get the small cooler box and backpack he brought when he came here. Joe saw his wallet first and cut it, "There is money and fart. There is not even a convenience store here."

"Master often said that 90.00% of the problems in this world can be solved with money, and the remaining [-]% must be solved by manpower, such as these."

While talking, Wei Zhengyi put bread, chocolate bricks, mineral water, steamed buns, some thin bamboo sticks,