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Hua Ruqi always felt that she was unlucky since she was a child!

In this world, besides him, is there anyone else who can live in rich clothes and fine food since he was a child, but before he can remember, his family was ruined, he was hungry and full, and was stuffed with a jade pendant while walking, and was chased by someone inexplicably. Killed for three years, then was inexplicably escorted by a team of people, escorted into a ditch, and then inexplicably fell off a cliff...

After such a series, he didn't even think that he was lucky enough to survive, and he didn't lose an arm or a leg. At that time, he felt that his luck was coming. ! !When I was full of ambition, I didn't expect that there was a pervert under the cliff. Seeing someone falling, he happily captured him as a medicine man, and greeted him with various poisons every day, numbness, itching, pain, heat, cold... There are all kinds of strange poisons, which make him very sad, but the pervert doesn't seem to really want to make him feel uncomfortable, each kind of medicine is not very strong, but it has developed his resistance to the medicine, Hua Ruqi really Want to scold who the hell did I provoke? !The old pervert later accepted him as an apprentice, and he became a little pervert.

After being honed and taught martial arts by the old pervert for several years, Hua Ruqi finally survived the pervert and became a new pervert, determined to become perverted in the world!

The poisonous hand Hua Ruqi was born, in the era when the human world is gradually separated from the other nine worlds, it is an existence that scares most people!

A bad guy is not scary, what is scary is that the bad guy uses poison, and he uses it superbly. What's more terrible is that the bad guy is young, good-looking, always smiling, those who don't know will definitely think that he is good guy...

In fact, Hua Ruqi also thinks that he is a good person. He never kills, and he will not kill innocent people. He only makes life worse than death. ╮(￣▽￣")╭

People in the rivers and lakes always have to eat. Hua Ruqi does not sell poison, nor does he want to sell poison. What he does is a killer, takes orders, and then kills people. Medicine, this kind of list, he also accepts.Because when he came out of the mountain, he "accidentally" punished a group of martial arts masters who had hunted him down, so he became famous.Martial arts people will also come to him to make orders.

After suffering the death of that old pervert, although she was a little melancholy, Hua Ruqi always felt that at this time, her luck must turn around, right?But the problem seems to be not that simple.

The first order Hua Ruqi received was a high-paying job. The requirements on the list were not many, and it could even be said to be simple. Poison, poison is not contagious, and cannot be diagnosed. As long as it itch for ten hours, the task is completed. The deposit is ten taels of gold, and an additional 90 taels of gold is paid after completion.

Hua Ruqi actually didn't believe that there are such easy good things in the world, but at the same time he was short of money, he also wanted to see what was tricky behind this task, so he accepted the order and went to the east of the city to find a little beggar. , with the itching poison, it is colorless and odorless, and it only acts on the surface, and it will be resolved after ten hours.

The little beggar was itching for a day and a night for no reason, both inexplicable and terrified, Hua Ruqi still had a clear sense of grievance and resentment, seeing that, she couldn't help thinking of herself who was always unlucky, broke off a small piece of gold and put it into the little beggar's bowl Li, smiled and reminded him to remember not to reveal his wealth, and then Shi Shiran left.

Then, a guard came to invite him and invited him to Prince Li's mansion. After drinking three cups of tea in the living room, Prince Li came late.

"This king has been looking for someone who can develop this kind of medicinal properties..." Li Wang Shi Shiran said, the meaning is unclear, "Once upon a time, there was a beauty with a veil who made a bet with this king that if he found that person, That person belongs to this king, and the beauty said that that person is his apprentice, and his appearance is not bad, and his body is well-trained, as long as I take him for the first time, I can get countless benefits..."

Li Wang opened the corner of his mouth and smiled wickedly, "You really look good."

Hua Ruqi started to chuckle on the spot, her smiling eyebrows were indescribably beautiful, but also indescribably gentle.If the old pervert was here, he would definitely be able to see that he was angry. Whenever he showed this expression, it meant that someone was going to live a life that would be worse than death.Hua Ruqi flicked her fingers, ready to leave on the spot after being poisoned, anyway, the deposit is already good, so let's do it this time,

Li Wang grabbed Hua Ruqi and said with a smile: "Don't go, I am immune to all poisons, I really want to know how a body with all poisons tastes like."

Hua Ruqi was shocked, and after failing to protect himself with the martial arts taught by the old pervert, he began to struggle continuously.After King Li suppressed the man with absolute superiority in force, he took a bath in fragrant soup that night, pinned him in the bedroom and ate everything.

After waking up, Hua Ruqi set fire to the east chamber of Prince Li's Mansion, and limped out of Prince Li's Mansion.

"Crack! I was bitten by a dog." He spat bitterly in the direction of Prince Li's mansion, Hua Ruqi pretended that he had been injured once, and ran away without any psychological shadow at all.

The second list is from Yiluocheng in Nine Cities.Legend has it that the most charming lord of the city in clothes, needs the poison of aging.Use unknown.

It is said that a hundred years ago, when Nine Cities was still the main city, the city lord had the ability to cultivate immortals, but a hundred years later, except for some people shaking their heads and sighing that the ten worlds are coming to split again, how many more years will it take for the gods and demons to merge... People no longer believe in those rumors about demons and gods.

"This is the old pill I made." Hua Ruqi simply named the pill, and paid for it with the owner of Yiluo City.

"Cough... cough cough cough..." The city lord Yiluo coughed a few times, his blue hair was weak, his white clothes were soft, and his handsome face seemed a little melancholy, and said: "A few years ago, there was a beautiful woman wearing a veil Make a bet with Gu, if there is one person in the world who makes this Old Age Pill, that is the destined person, no matter male or female...Today, I finally see you..."

Hua Ruqi: "...Misunderstanding!!"

City Lord Yiluo coughed a few more times, his light-colored lips were stained with water, and his light-colored pupils looked at Hua Ruqi faintly, and said: "Of course, the man also said that the lonely and destined person will definitely not admit it." If Gu wants to grasp this fate, he must disregard his wishes and cook raw rice first."

Hua Ruqi: "...forget it, goodbye."

He took the money and wanted to leave.

City Lord Yiluo said slowly: "Go slowly..."

Hua Ruqi suddenly stopped in her tracks, her eyes darkened.

"There is medicine in the gold, but it's a pity that the beauty left it for Gu to deal with you... Sigh... In fact, Gu didn't want to do this." An apologetic sigh crept into his mind faintly, and he could faintly feel the man hugging him , Hua Ruqi only wants to say two words about this: Fuck!

That night, Hua Ruqi was bathed in fragrant soup by the Lord of Yiluo City, and was eaten clean.

"Crack!! Got bitten by a dog again!" Hua Ruqi spat, woke up and set fire to half of the City Lord's Mansion, and limped away from Yiluo City.

Anyway, it's not the first time I've been bitten, so just treat it as another accidental injury! !Hua Ruqi didn't leave any shadow behind.

The third list comes from Mingjian Mountain, who has the legend of cultivating immortals. The current head of Mingjian Mountain needs to make Wandu Pill to study the effect of fighting poison with poison.The reward is 10 taels.

With such a generous move, Hua Ruqi's one vote is enough for the rest of his life to be worry-free, so after hard work for half a year, Hua Ruqi took the Wandu Pill to Mingjian Mountain.

"This is Wandudan." Hua Ruqi and Ming Jianshan's current head paid the money and delivered the goods. Mingjianshan smiled like a spring breeze after taking over Wandudan, and took Hua Ruqi's hand. Touched his acupoints, and stuffed Wandudan into his mouth.

"In the past, a beauty with a hidden face told me that if I could find the person who made the Wandudan, I would be able to find the lover of my dreams. Now that I see it, it is true... Now that you have taken Wandudan, the poison in your body Neutralization, one hundred poisons will not invade, and it will not let others be poisoned."

Hua Ruqi: "..." I was invulnerable to all poisons...

Seeing that the sect leader kissed him on the cheek, he said, "Hey~ Let's cook the rice~"

That night, Hua Ruqi was bathed in fragrant soup and ate cleanly.

"Crack!!! I was bitten by a dog again, Master, are you playing with me?!" Hua Ruqi woke up and set a fire on the Qinghe Hall of Mingjian Mountain, and limped down Mingjian Mountain, smiling all the time. Yi Yingying's face was full of distortions, damn master, what on earth is he trying to do? ?

Eat a ditch to gain a wisdom, there are only three things, Hua Ruqi no longer takes orders, and is very careful to play around in four places. He now has a lot of gold, silver and silver tickets, which are enough to make him worry-free in the next life, so he put the old Thinking of the experience as a calamity, Hua Ruqi walked around very calmly.Then made a friend.

That friend is from the martial arts world, gentle as jade, humorous and funny, although Hua Ruqi is a bit more evil and heretic in his affairs, he still has a good impression of him, and the two will travel together for a period of time...

They're fucking drunk and having sex! !

"I'm sorry, Ruqi, I... I didn't expect you to look like this. I thought it was a dream last night. I dreamed of my dream lover... There was a beautiful woman wearing a veil back then, and told me that I would definitely see you in the future. Meeting the man of my dreams, I thought he was talking nonsense...unexpectedly..."

Hua Ruqi curled the corner of her mouth and said with a sneer, "Hehe..."

He left without looking back, avoiding this former friend.

Three years later, the lord of Yiluo City died of illness, King Li died on the battlefield, the head of Mingjian Mountain emerged as an immortal, and his expert friends disappeared in the battle between good and evil... and Hua Ruqi was crushed to death by a flower pot that fell from the sky.

Did not go to the ghost world, but went straight to the god world. After thinking of everything, Hua Ruqi burst into anger, "Fucking Xu Yan, come out to me, I want to fight you one-on-one!!!" Isn't his master in the human world supposed to be gentle? Jiang Yu?How to change into a pervert!And it's a pervert who sells himself everywhere!Damn, he is really disabled!And his ending turned out to be spent!pot!smash!die! !Are you fucking kidding me? (o#゜曲゜)o

Several gods came up to embrace him, "Don't make trouble, Xiaoxi, you can't beat him..."

Hua Ruqi kicked a few of them, "Are you still my friends? Taking advantage of others!!! How dare you take advantage of me by joining the world!!"

Wood God winked at the others, then grabbed his hand and said softly, "We can't help it, Xiaoxi, you have been refusing to accept us for so many years, so we have no choice but to do something wrong."

Hua Ruqi's complexion changed again and again, and he said, "You guys are open-minded! You are willing to be together with so many people." They are willing, but she is not willing...Why are other people all one-on-one, affectionate and very dedicated, He got a pair of a bunch?The gods say that he is playful, but he has not actually been tempted, let alone playful?

Vulcan snorted, hugged the person directly, and said: "It's very simple, you want one-on-one, next time you join the WTO, just choose one, and leave him alone. Xu Yan agreed, so what are you afraid of? "

The God of Earth and the God of Human Emperor looked at each other, and at the same time they rushed to grab people at the same time!

"Hey! Wait a minute! I haven't agreed yet!!"

"Xu Yan! Just wait for me!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Hua Ruqi: How dare you cheat me! I immediately go to molest Jiang Yu! !

Xu Yan: ←←

Three days later...

Hua Ruqi: ...

Fuck!Can't get out of bed anymore (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻