Yi Yue's pastoral life

17

"When will the bright moon appear~Ask the wine to the blue sky~"

Professor Han squinted his eyes while drinking a small wine, life really shouldn't be too moist.

The small courtyard was quiet, with the bright moon hanging in the sky, Yi Yue came in with a lunch box.

"Appetizers." Opening the lunch box, Yi Yue went into the professor's kitchen and found two pairs of chopsticks, "How did you fire the cook?"

"Why, don't you care about the food?" Professor Han cast a sidelong glance at Yi Yue, took a bite out of the chopsticks, "The meat is good."

"You're not afraid that I'm too busy to take care of you." Saying this, Yi Yue took a sip of the wine that Professor Han poured him, "It's so spicy!"

"Haha..." Professor Han smiled proudly, "This is my private collection many years ago. If you want to drink such authentic burning knives now, there are not many of them!"

"I don't like to drink this either." Yi Yue said, frowning and put down the wine glass, "Your legs and feet are not fully recovered, can you drink such a strong wine?"

"It's okay, let's have a few drinks." Professor Han didn't take it seriously, and had another drink, "It will be late autumn in a while, and the days go by so fast."

"Yeah." Yi Yue finished drinking the wine in the glass, picked up the chopsticks and ate a few mouthfuls of braised pork, "Why are you suddenly feeling sentimental for Qiu Huai?"

"It's nothing." Professor Han sighed, "You said there are too many grandchildren here, okay?"

"What do you think?" Yi Yue felt a little puzzled.

"It's not good at all," Professor Han began to complain, "I only have a few sons, the eldest grandson is the boss, the youngest grandson is still studying abroad, and the few grandchildren in the middle are traveling around the world. A photographer, a lot of messy occupations, the old man had an accident and no one came to visit me, really everyone is not filial!"

"Where's your son?"

"What are the sons here for?" Professor Han said with a look of invisibility, "They can't have another doll."

"..." Yi Yue Heixian, "So you want a great-grandson?"

"Yeah." Professor Han complained, "Don't you know that at my age, people around me have great-grandchildren at my age, alas, I just want to be able to hug my great-grandson before I die , why didn’t anyone help me realize this wish as soon as possible?”

"Let it be, let it be." Yi Yue patted him on the shoulder perfunctorily.

"I'll give you something." Yi Yue took out a yellow folded talisman from her pocket and handed it to Professor Han, "Put this in your pocket for safety."

"Hey, this thing, haha, you actually believe in this thing." Professor Han took a look and was immediately amused. "Not many young people nowadays believe in it. Alas, the traditional culture of our country has been destroyed. Now the masters who know how to paint are dead, scattered, and those who go abroad go abroad, tsk tsk."

"When I was abroad, there were many foreigners. Those with white skin and blond hair were big bosses, and they would go to the warlocks in our country to draw some amulets to bless their business. In China, except for the famous big bosses Will go to invite, but also quietly, alas, the culture has declined!"

"Where did you come from?" Professor Han sighed for a while, and out of curiosity, he took it apart and looked at it carefully, "This writing is extremely smooth, this person must be a master!"

"You understand this?" Yi Yue was rather curious. Laymen are watching the fun, so Professor Han can understand?

"I don't understand!" The tone was very magnanimous, "But I can still study calligraphy and painting after all. Although I can't understand the curvy ones, the smooth nib of the pen is not smooth. This is definitely the work of a master!"

"Oh~" Yi Yue nodded, "This is a safety talisman, take it with you when you have nothing to do, so you can go in and out safely, and everything will go smoothly."

"Tsk, you kid." As he spoke, he carefully stuffed the charm into his pocket, "Find a pin for me to pin it to my clothes someday."

Liu Xiaosan felt that he was in a bad mood, because his brother robbed two of the three charms he paid for!Is there any reason!

"Tianli?" The handsome man in casual clothes sat leisurely on a dilapidated sofa, raised his eyebrows with a half-smile and said: "If you really want to talk about Tianli, first pay back the 10 yuan you owe me." Say it again."

"..." Liu Xiaosan babbled and ate, his face flushed red, and he whispered, "My charm is more than 10 yuan."

"What? Louder!" The brother stood up, 1.8 meters tall, with amazing momentum, and put it on his little brother, "Tell me who bought the charm with the 3 yuan I gave you? Huh?"

"Strictly speaking, it's my money, you just bought it for me, right?" Liu Xiaosan froze, and heard the senior brother's upside-down in his ears, but he was too timid to refute, "Huh?"

"Yes, yes!" Liu Xiaosan had tears in his eyes, so he could only nod his head, the elder brother is a devil!Worse than the master!

He is Xiaobaicai, Dilihuang!

I was oppressed to wash and cook in normal times, woo woo~ the charms I bought with great difficulty will be robbed, how abominable!

Liu Xiaosan's pristine face was so pitiful that it was bruised and purple.

Liu Yi patted his face, "Good boy, let's cook, your elder brother is hungry."

Liu Xiaosan was used to being commanded, and obediently went to the simple kitchen as soon as he was ordered. After he went there, he suddenly remembered that the elder brother is so rich that he can order takeaway!

As soon as he lifted his feet to go to the theory, his elder brother appeared at the door, with his hands in his pockets, and he was still chewing on the sweet potato cake he found in the refrigerator. , your craftsmanship has improved a lot? It’s just that the quantity is too small, let’s make some more.”

Liu Xiaosan endured it again and again, and finally broke out, "Ahhhhh! That's a pastry I bought online with great difficulty, and you actually ate it all! Ahhh, I'll kill you!"

"Hey! Calm down! I'm a big brother!"

"Don't say it's the big brother, even the master, I want to avenge my revenge today!" Liu Xiaosan jumped on Liu Yi's body and opened his bow left and right. Liu Yi was not to be outdone, and he didn't feel guilty about not loving his little brother at all. Instead, he started to fight with his little brother with great interest , and commented a few words from time to time, "This move is too soft, you can't do it, little brother~"

"Even the five thunder talisman was taken out, little brother, you are too much face to the senior brother...Let me do the math, this talisman was sold to you by the senior brother, it is worth [-]... ..”

"........"

Ping ping pong pong, the whole house was turned into rubbish, Liu Xiaosan stood in front of the ruins wanting to cry without tears, his clothes were torn to pieces, even his buttocks were exposed.

"Junior brother, I suddenly found out that your butt is whiter than your face, um, it looks a bit like two big steamed buns, huh? Hahaha..." Liu Yi glanced anxiously at his butt, He even poked maliciously, "Don't get angry if you don't have the ability to go home, look at you, what a good house has been made by you!"

"Here, this is my brother's bank card. Go buy a new set of clothes, buy a new set of furniture, and see your taste, everything!" Liu Yi wanted to sit down and found that everything in the room was covered by them. The two of them were almost demolished, and they didn't even have a place to sit, so they had to quickly throw out their own cards and give it to Liu Xiaosan, "This is the whole body of senior brother, you should save some money."

"Huh?" Liu Xiaosan wiped away tears, like a dream, "Brother's card?" He paused and said to himself, "A person as stingy as senior brother is willing to pay for it? Isn't this a dream?!"

"Fuck you kid!" Liu Yi was furious, "If you don't want it, give it back to me!"

"I won't give it to you!" Liu Xiaosan immediately got up with a smile, found a change of clothes, and ran out.

Liu Yi laughed, "This kid."

Looking at the house, a house of [-] square meters is very big for one person to live in. Liu Yi is used to living a luxurious life, and only feels that the small house where the junior brother lives is very aggrieved, but Liu Yi sighs, who makes himself a senior brother? Woolen cloth?Senior brother is to take care of his junior brother all the time!

Liu Yi thought very confidently.

Well, if Liu Xiaosan finds out, he will probably jump in anger, the big brother just wants to be a free nanny!Laundry and cooking, serving tea and water, bathing water, asking for warmth...

Liu Yi took out his Gaoda mobile phone and called his good friend Han Yunze, "Yo, are you still busy?...Yes, at Xiaosan's place...go Yours! I don’t know how much you welcome my mistress, and she even went to buy me furniture in person to welcome me...Your boy is just envious and jealous, haha...It’s alright, alright, alright, I don’t know you yet? No, I’m going! Let me tell you, if my father knows that I’m with Xiaosan, I’ll definitely cast a curse on you, believe it or not? … ...Fuck you!...Okay, okay, I'll give you one when it's over, I only got two from Xiaosan, and Xiaosan was very angry.... No, no, 15 is too little, [-] a piece, do you want it!......This is more or less the same, my bank card? Forget it, it’s on the third party, you don’t know Xiaosan is so pitiful now, living in such a small house......"

"It's almost the same. You have to invite me to dinner when it's over. I heard that you have two more cooks? Haha... I'm so cruel. If you go too far, it won't be good. It's 15...don't talk nonsense with you, when the money arrives, the things will be in your hands...well, goodbye, hang up... Don't call me if you have anything to do, I'll be annoying to hear your voice!"

After hanging up the phone, Liu Yi hummed a ditty and walked around the house again. The decoration was terrible, but it wasn't a long-term place. The master and the second child went to nowhere. How could such a good young man of the new century be fooled by such an old man? !

Liu Yi looked at the talisman carefully again, "There is such a number one person in the warlock world, I didn't know it!"

"Xiao San is a bit too tight-lipped, otherwise it would be nice to have a long-term cooperation..." Liu Yi said to himself, "The profit of selling talismans is so big, tsk, I can make a lot of money... ...."