Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

So handsome that he has no friends: QAQ

Convulsive Rain: Next time you have a fine score, please change your vest, you know?

Too handsome to have any friends: ...I try my best?

Jingyu: Do you really want another time?

Too handsome to have no friends: Occasionally being smart is good for the body and mind!

Stormy Storm: I realized I was wrong just now

Too handsome to have friends: Huh?

Jingyu: Next time you get a good score, please go and take some medicine to improve your IQ. So handsome that I have no friends: ... Is there such a medicine?

Jingyu: Guess what?

Too handsome to have friends: I don't guess!

Wang Xiaoming was finally able to reply back to these words with confidence, and suddenly felt he was relieved. Now he doesn't even mind being stripped of his vest by the wind and rain.

Jingyu: If there was such a medicine, would there still be people as stupid as you in this world?

Too handsome to have friends: I'm not stupid!I'm so smart!My IQ is [-]!

Jingyu: ...I feel like I'm losing IQ when I talk to you

Too handsome to have friends: I'm so smart!I'm an undergraduate!

Jingyu: You are so smart, I am envious and jealous

So handsome that he has no friends: Ahem, it’s actually nothing. If you study hard, you can get into college. Jingyu: Do you really think I’m praising you?

Too handsome to have friends: I hate it!

Jingyu: You are so stupid, I don’t want to bully you anymore

So handsome that he has no friends: Then you still bully me!

Jingyu: Although he said that he was unwilling to bully you, his body actually bullied you honestly. He is so handsome that he has no friends: Humph!Never have fun playing again!

Wang Xiaoming got angry, he clicked his fork angrily, and closed the chat frame with Jingyu.

Wang Xiaoming sulked silently for a minute.

Is he really that stupid?

Why do people who know him say he is stupid?

Is he really that stupid?

……

In order to verify his IQ, Wang Xiaoming silently opened the small puzzle game that comes with the computer system - Minesweeper.

Then he played with a serious face.

Then--

The first set, stepping on thunder in two steps, GAMEOVER

The second set, stepping on thunder in three steps, GAMEOVERX2

The third set, stepping on thunder in four steps, GAMEOVERX3

……

When Wang Xiaoming was about to collapse, he finally played the tenth game, when all the grids were almost stepped on by him, and when he saw that the victory was in sight and the red flag could be planted immediately... Boom~ He stepped on the thunder again up.

GAMEOVERX10

Wang Xiaoming screamed and threw the mouse angrily, this world is too cruel!So unfriendly!

This is absolutely impossible to be a problem with his IQ!It must be because today... is not suitable for minesweeping!

That's right, that's it, Wang Xiaoming nodded solemnly, he closed the minesweeper page as if nothing had happened, and then ran to check Weibo... Woooooo, only cute girls can heal the wound in his heart at this time.

Wang Xiaoming got on his big V, he is so handsome that he has no friends, because the old Wang next door to his trumpet praises me for being handsome, and there are not many people who pay attention to him, and most of them are grandmas at station B, while his big V is so handsome that he has no friends On the other hand, he has followed hundreds of people, most of whom are soft girls with cute avatars.

Wang Xiaoming has no principles for paying attention to people. Generally, he will pay attention when he sees the profile picture of a soft girl who pokes his point, even if those cute girls post Weibo, he is not interested.

Swiping through Weibo, Wang Xiaoming suddenly came up with a magical Weibo. The Weibo was posted by a soft girl with a very cute avatar. V was added to the Weibo, and it was verified that she was a Danmei writer from Dingding Novels.com.

That Weibo said so——

Tintin Writer Honey Green Tea: The cute girl of our group, Cucumber, has opened a new pit ~ Advertise her ~ Welcome everyone to enter the pit ~ Address: XXXXXXX, a fan of the goddess novel "Galaxy Mecha Legend", you know !

A fellow of the goddess?

Wang Xiaoming paused, usually he has seen many Weibo recommended novels, but he never clicked on it because it was Danmei, but this time he thought silently for a minute, thinking that Jidian is going to jointly hold an event with Dingding.com recently Yes, maybe we can meet the author of the novel during the author meeting!Since she is said to be Zhenqun's cute girl, she must be a very cute and soft girl!If he read the girl's article, wouldn't he have the capital to chat and hook up?In addition, this is another fan of the goddess, with some ulterior purpose, Wang Xiaoming poked open the fan article curiously...

And when he pokes it open, he's blind.

Because this fanfic is actually a 18-banned high-level H4P pornographic article featuring Chu Jue, the protagonist of "Galaxy Mecha Legend"!

While Wang Xiaoming was looking at the article, he was frantically scrolling through the barrage——

Blind blind blind blind blind blind blind blind...

After reading the latest updated chapter of this little yellow article, Wang Xiaoming ran to the group to spread the word with the evil thought of "I can't just be blind!"

He really can't wait to see the author of the original text, Can Xue Jinghong... that is the reaction of the goddess!

Wang Xiaoming smiled hehehehe, and began to type with a crackling sound——

So handsome that he has no friends: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @神秘沙空百皮狼: What kind of nerves do you get so early in the morning

帅到没朋友：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你不懂@女神沙漠七匹狼：……谁管你

Desert Seven Wolves: Who Codes?spelling

Master Diancang: How much was the desert yesterday?

Desert Seven Wolves: [-], continue to fight today

Master Diancang: Okay, what time does it start?

So handsome that he has no friends: Hey, do you want to ignore me so thoroughly... @神秘沙空百罗: Start now

Master Diancang: Let’s start, fight for two hours

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Can Xue startled:?

Too handsome to have any friends: Goddess!Goddess, you are finally here!

Can Xue Jinghong: What?

So handsome that he has no friends: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Too handsome to have no friends: Goddess, you can't be so indifferent!Be as cute as Weibo!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Can Xue Jinghong: ... What the hell is going on?

Shuai to have no friends: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha -hahake points are not engaged in activities with Ding Ding.com. I was curious for a while and ran to Ding Ding.com to see a novel. You guess what to do ~ :?

So handsome that he has no friends: It's the goddess, your high H fanart!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Chu Jue was crushed hard by Fred on the console of the mech, and the cold metal hurt his back.

Chu Jue never knew that his friend, who was always gentle and reserved, would have such a side.

Fred's blond hair fell on his face, like the dazzling sunshine, and his deep blue eyes were looking at himself deeply, the meaning in his eyes was very obvious - he wanted himself.

Chu Jue paused for a moment, and then began to struggle. He couldn't imagine that this person whose back he could surrender would press him under him today, on the mecha they fought together, and treat him as... a woman.

But the resistance was ineffective. Fred's strength was very strong, much stronger than usual. Chu Jue began to realize that maybe Fred didn't use his full strength at all when fighting against him.

The next moment, Chu Jue felt...

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Too handsome to have no friends: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Too handsome to have any friends: Goddess, tell me how you feel now!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Wang Xiaoming laughed so hard that he couldn't take care of himself anymore.