Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

The next morning, Wang Xiaoming was woken up by Yu Fengjing's kiss.

Wang Xiaoming felt so dazed that he couldn't get through it, and struggling to wake up, he saw the enlarged handsome face of the male god. After being kissed for a long time, Yu Fengjing smiled slightly at Wang Xiaoming, with a look of satisfaction in his eyes. Lazy: "Morning..."

Wang Xiaoming's mind went blank for a few seconds, and it took him a while to come back to his senses. He struggled to get up, stretched out his hands and beat the bed: "I only do it once! It's not tiring if I agree! It doesn't hurt if I agree! "

Yu Fengjing smiled lightly and grabbed Wang Xiaoming's masochistic hand, and pressed his own hand against Wang Xiaoming's. He said, "Are you hungry? Last night... Are you hungry now?"

Wang Xiaoming lowered his head and bit Yu Fengjing's hand, viciously, Yu Fengjing didn't dodge, smiled and watched Wang Xiaoming grind his teeth with his hand like a little beast.

Wang Xiaoming lay on the bed and groaned and moaned for a long time, unwilling to get up. Yu Fengjing comforted him for a long time, and Wang Xiaoming was relieved from the state of about to explode. He stretched out his hand and pressed his flat stomach: "I'm so hungry..." I was tossed all night last night, how could I not be hungry?Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but stared at Yu Fengjing resentfully for a long time.

Yu Fengjing smiled and said softly, "I'll go to the canteen and make you a bowl of porridge?"

"……what time is it now?"

"It's past seven."

"I still want to buy special products from City B, help me up..."

Wang Xiaoming struggled to get out of the bed, and Yu Fengjing followed him from below. When he landed safely, Wang Xiaoming felt his back ached and his legs went limp. He couldn't help but glared at Yu Fengjing again. Yu Fengjing touched his nose and smiled innocently.

Wang Xiaoming looked down and saw several large groups of paper towels stained with unknown liquid and several lemon-yellow sleeves with unknown liquid on the floor, and couldn't help but think of everything that happened last night... He snorted and asked Yu Fengjing: "Equipment It's so complete... Did you premeditate it?" After he was stretched in the bathroom last night, Yu Fengjing put him back on the bed, and then took out a few... lemon-flavored covers from under the lemon-yellow pillow, At that time, Wang Xiaoming's brain was controlled by instinct, and he didn't think too much. Now that he has woken up, thinking about Yu Fengjing's appearance of everything being prepared last night, he finally realized that Yu Fengjing had already planned it!

Yu Fengjing smiled slightly, noncommittal.

"...How much do you like lemon-flavored things?" Looking at the lemon-yellow covers on the floor, Wang Xiaoming was speechless for a while, and looked up at Yu Fengjing, a late-stage lemon control patient.

"Don't you like it too?" Yu Fengjing curled his lips and smiled meaningfully, "After I put it on yesterday, didn't you taste it...and you were satisfied?"

Wang Xiaoming's earlobes were reddened by Yu Fengjing's words. Last night Yu Fengjing held his head down and asked him to taste the lemon-flavored little Yu Fengjing. Then he really bowed his head and tasted it...

"...Who said I'm satisfied?" Wang Xiaoming's face was flushed red by Yu Fengjing's meaningful gaze, and he hummed twice dissatisfied.

"If you're not satisfied, do you want to try again?" Yu Fengjing smiled lightly, and answered the question naturally.

"Stop! Don't you think this topic is becoming more and more strange?" Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but took a small step back. He always felt that the male god's hooligan skills were getting more and more advanced. It must be his illusion!

"...I think the topic is normal." Yu Fengjing said solemnly.

"Stop it, don't continue," Wang Xiaoming turned his head away, not daring to meet Yu Fengjing's eyes, "I'm going to take a plane soon..."

Sure enough, after Wang Xiaoming said this, Yu Fengjing didn't say anything more. He was silent for a while, bent down to pick up the mess on the floor, turned around and threw it into the trash can.

Looking at Yu Fengjing's silent back, Wang Xiaoming opened his mouth to say something, but finally said nothing.

After the two of them finished brushing their teeth and washing their faces, Yu Fengjing accompanied Wang Xiaoming to buy some specialties from City B nearby, and then Yu Fengjing sent Wang Xiaoming back to the hotel.

After returning to the hotel, Wang Xiaoming packed all his luggage in twos and twos, because he didn't have much luggage, and Yu Fengjing looked at him silently from the side.

When Wang Xiaoming packed up everything and seemed ready to leave at any time, he looked expectantly at Yu Fengjing, hoping that Yu Fengjing would give him a parting hug or kiss, but Yu Fengjing didn't say anything, just smiled at him For a moment, he took a deep look at him.

When Wang Xiaoming went to the airport, Yu Fengjing didn't go to see him off. In fact, when Wang Xiaoming left the hotel and took a taxi to the airport, Yu Fengjing had already smiled and waved to him, then turned and left without even saying goodbye.

Sitting in the taxi, Wang Xiaoming watched Yu Fengjing's disappearing back through the rear window, feeling a sense of loss in his heart.

After returning to S City, Wang Xiaoming sniffed the long-lost air of S City, but felt a little heavy.

After returning to his home, Wang Xiaoming immediately turned on the desktop computer at home and logged into Penguin, only to find that Yu Fengjing was not online.

Wang Xiaoming knew that Yu Fengjing had set the penguin to [invisible and visible to him], so it was impossible for Yu Fengjing to be invisible, but he was really not online... Wang Xiaoming hung on the penguin in disappointment, and opened Weibo.

After I went to the Weibo where the old Wang next door praised me for being handsome, as expected, there were a lot of new fans, countless and private messages. Wang Xiaoming opened my special attention and found Yu Fengjing's Weibo, but found that Yu Fengjing's latest Weibo was still Stay on the Weibo where he announced YY's birthday party channel on Weibo.

Although that Weibo was only posted last night, it gave Wang Xiaoming the illusion that Yu Fengjing hadn't posted on Weibo for a long time. Wang Xiaoming turned around and looked at the home he had been away for more than a week. The unfamiliar furniture suddenly gave him the illusion that he hadn't seen Yu Fengjing for a long time.

Although they just parted ways this morning, the shift of time and space gave Wang Xiaoming the illusion that he and Yu Fengjing hadn't seen each other for a long time.

Wang Xiaoming climbed up to station B silently. The live video of "Ghost Ridge" he posted yesterday has already climbed to the top of the game rankings on the homepage. Now the bullet screen and the number of online viewers are still surging at a speed visible to the naked eye. Growing, because of this new video, the number of fans of Wang Xiaoming's B station has doubled again.

Wang Xiaoming scrolled down and saw the comment area where the number of comments skyrocketed, and planned to read them one by one to find comfort for himself...

#1314 Shocked King Lifetime Push

Husband and wife show love series! ('? ω?')

#1313 Stupid Wang Mengmeng

Cycled for N weeks!Don't be too sweet watching the two male gods show their affection! (╯°口°)╯(┴—┴ Let me out #1312 The legendary man who can dance in the square

Too greasy!So spoiled!The stupid king fell asleep halfway through the recording, don't be too stupid! (￣▽￣)

#1311 Male God Is this your morality?

Show love all the way!I actually started to believe in love again! ╮(￣▽￣)╭

#1310 Moon Race Knife

I beg my husband and wife to continue playing other games! ~(≧3≦)/~……

Wang Xiaoming stared at the id of [Saiyue Knife] several times before confirming that it was a counterfeit and not genuine... But yes, although the Hanyue Knife looks very decent, it seems to be quite cold on the Internet, how could it be so cute? Kaomoji.

Then Wang Xiaoming continued to look down, and the more he looked, the more embarrassing he became, because he saw not only [Jingfengyu], but also [Six-Colored Panda], and [Cat that Loves Fish], and there was actually a [Old Man Next Door] The king praised me for being handsome]...

But basically everyone can see that these are counterfeit products, so there will be girls downstairs who will tease the counterfeit products... But what makes Wang Xiaoming feel embarrassing the most is that [Jing Fengyu] is actually the same as [Old Wang Kua next door] I'm handsome] Showing affection in the comment area... In fact, this is not the most embarrassing thing, the most embarrassing thing is that [the old king next door praised me for being handsome] actually called [Jing Fengyu] husband!

fall!It's unbearable!He wouldn't call Yu Fengjing's husband!snort!

Wang Xiaoming silently ignored that comment, and continued to scroll down——

But the more he read those screaming comments, the more Wang Xiaoming felt empty and lonely in his heart. He also wanted to show affection with Yu Fengjing like in the comments, but they are now separated by thousands of miles, even if they want to show affection, they have more than enough energy insufficient……

The more Wang Xiaoming thought about it, the more he felt lonely, empty and cold. He silently exited the webpage and let out a long sigh.

At this moment, the head of the penguin in the lower right corner suddenly started beating, and Wang Xiaoming's little heart couldn't help beating two beats faster, but when he poked it open, he found that the person who came to him was not the person he imagined at all. .

Edit Your Majesty: Are you there?

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but become angry when his expectation suddenly fell through——

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph!not there!

Editor Your Majesty: So who is replying to me now?System auto-reply?

So handsome that he has no friends: [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm away for something, I'll contact you later.

Editor His Majesty: Let me remind you, there is another sentence after the system's automatic reply [No more reminders] Too handsome to have no friends: [Automatic reply] Hello, I am away due to business, I will contact you later.Don’t remind the editor anymore Your Majesty: Let me remind you one more thing, there should be an underline under the last sentence [No more reminders] So handsome that I have no friends: ... Tell me, what is the matter with you

Editor Your Majesty: I saw your new pit, the data is good, and the reader’s response is not bad too handsome to have no friends: Hmph, isn’t this normal

Edit Your Majesty: This novel is the work of your transformation. Before, I was worried about whether you could do it. Now it seems that your transformation has been successful. Keep going. Doubt him in front of him!

Editor Your Majesty: Do you have enough manuscripts?Next week, I will let you recommend on the homepage that you are so handsome that you have no friends: ...It's okay, probably

Your Majesty the editor: Don’t use such an uncertain tone, hurry up and cheer me up and save the manuscript to be so handsome Friend: Got it

Edit Your Majesty: You can step back

After closing the dialogue with the editor, Wang Xiaoming felt his heart beating a little faster.

In fact, it’s no wonder that the editor was worried. He was also very apprehensive before opening a new hole. After all, since his first famous novel, each of his novels has a fixed style, similar themes, and similar routines in the novels. Of course The most important thing is that the hero in his previous novels would have entanglements with many women, but his new pitfalls completely subvert the previous routines, and he adopts a completely different style. The style of writing has changed quite a lot, not to mention the editor Yes, he himself is not very confident.

But fortunately, the facts proved that his efforts were rewarding. No matter whether this novel can reach the height he expected, at least he has taken the first step.

At this moment, Wang Xiaoming really wanted to share it with the people around him... But when he opened Yu Fengjing's Penguin account, he found that Yu Fengjing was still not online.

Wang Xiaoming silently took out his mobile phone, found Yu Fengjing's mobile phone number, and edited a text message to Yu Fengjing - [My new novel has received a good response, the editor said let me recommend it on the homepage~ so happy~] Click send, Wang Xiaoming put the phone on the While waiting for a reply on the desktop, he poked open the group of base gods.

Too handsome to have any friends: Hey~ I have successfully transformed~

Desert Seven Wolves: A Traitor Amid Us

Master Diancang: There is a traitor among us

Domineering Watermelon Knife: There is a traitor among us

Too handsome to have friends: ... what the hell?

Desert Seven Wolves: Traitor!Actually left us alone and ran to play!Can you still have fun in the future?

Master Diancang: Traitor!All friends!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: End Friends!

Wang Xiaoming was a little guilty, although he was indeed the one who threw away the seven wolves of the desert...

Too handsome to have any friends: Ahem... Is our friendship so fragile?

The Seven Wolves of the Desert: As long as you know, our friendship is like a plate of loose sand. When the wind blows, it will be scattered. So handsome that I have no friends: ... If we don’t pretend, we are still good friends. Master Diancang: Who and you are good friends!How dare you leave us and run away? If someone like you was born before the founding of New China, he must be a leader!

Too handsome to have friends: Nonsense!I am a patriotic youth!Never fail an English test!

Desert Seven Wolves: It has nothing to do with whether you love your country or not, it only has to do with your low IQ

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Like the Desert

Too handsome to have any friends: Get lost!

Desert seven wolves: We can't do such a difficult movement, you can show me how handsome I have no friends: hum!I don't care, I don't care, you go and support my new pit!

Desert Seven Wolves: I have collected it a long time ago, so to speak...you get out and update it!

Master Diancang: I have also collected it, your new pit is not bad this time, go and update it, sir, I will reward you for your domineering watermelon knife: I have collected it, come on and update

So handsome that he has no friends: ... Fuck, have you all seen my new pit?

Desert Seven Wolves: Your transformational work, of course, you must pay attention to Master Diancang: I am optimistic about you. If your new pit is written, it will be a masterful and domineering watermelon knife: Don’t forget each other even if you are rich and honored!Remember to treat us to dinner then!

……

Wang Xiaoming watched the teasing of the people in the group who always complained about him, and suddenly felt warm in his heart.

When he was the stallion writer who was very popular but had more black and black fans than fans, only this group of friends kept complaining about him, teasing him but comforting him. Now he is finally determined to take the first step of transformation. Step by step, it was also this group of friends cheering him on...

Wang Xiaoming was very moved.

Too handsome to have any friends: Good!

Desert Seven Wolves: It’s agreed, we don’t recognize it as a five-star hotel when the time comes We don't think he's too handsome to have friends: ... Get lost!

After wrestling with the great gods in the group, Wang Xiaoming only felt physically and mentally comfortable and happy... But when he saw Yu Fengjing's gloomy penguin head, he still couldn't help feeling disappointed.

He looked down at the mobile phone that had been on hand all the time, and couldn't help but pick it up to see if there were any new text messages, but he flipped through it, and the most recent text message was only a notification from 10086...

Wang Xiaoming resisted the urge to blacklist 10086, dropped the phone with a groan, and lay down on the table weakly.

Well, he admitted that he began to miss Yu Fengjing...

On their first day apart.