Reborn Little Chef

Douban'er was very angry when his mouth was pinched, and he stretched out his claws to scratch that handsome face surnamed Xiu. Anyway, he is a bird now, not a human being, so he doesn't need to pay attention to his demeanor.

But Doubaner miscalculated and didn't scratch, the man moved so fast that he didn't even see clearly.

Then Douban'er was held in a big hand, very powerful, like pliers, turned him over, and used a finger to rummage through the white fur on Douban'er's buttocks under the tail. , said with a smile on his mouth: "He has a strong temper, let me see, well, it's a male."

Turning back to Qin Ruifeng, he said, "Can you lend me this bird for a few days? My father has a female parrot that can also talk, so I will make a pair for them. After laying eggs, I will hatch a few parrots and come out to play. I Let me tell you, training a parrot to talk is a technical job..."

Qin Ruifeng laughed so hard that he quickly interrupted him by shaking his hands: "Wanli, no, no, this is really not good."

Holding Doubaner in his hand, Xiu Wanli did not let go, and asked a little puzzled: "Why not? You mean it has an injury? I can treat it. I have also treated pigeons and military dogs!" Qin Ruifeng is not like that Xiu Wanli felt that he might be joking about the stingy person, so he wanted to fight for it again.

He likes this parrot very much, and thinks it is very spiritual, unlike his father's parrot at home, which can only learn a few words mechanically and seems unable to communicate with people, but this parrot is different. Xiu Wanli, who can swear, is very cute. Xiu Wanli fell in love with it immediately after having nothing to do. He wanted to take this parrot home to play for a few days.

Qin Ruifeng couldn't give any reason, but he didn't agree, Xiu Wanli couldn't help it, so he put Doubaner back.

After the group left, Doubaner flew to Ye Ning's bedroom, Ye Ning had already come out of the Qiankun bag and was sitting on the sofa eating an apple.

Douban'er stood on Ye Ning's shoulder and whispered to Xiu Wanli in his ear: "This man is really not a thing, he even touched my ass!" Ye Ning was startled, the apple almost fell to the ground.

Qin Ruifeng followed in, and while laughing, described what happened to Ye Ning, Ye Ning couldn't stand the laughter, he covered his stomach and said, "Oh."

Doubaner babbled and cursed for a quarter of an hour before stopping to drink water. If it wasn't for his poor health, he might have chased Xiu Wanli to Xiu Wanli and beat him up. The leopard is daring!

One hundred people in Doubaner didn't want to see that big man in camouflage military uniform again, but he seemed to be quite interested in him. The next day, Xiu Wanli came to the door with another parrot.

Originally, the rest of the family didn't pay much attention to the parrot, but Xiu Wanli brought another one to pair them up, so they all gathered around to watch.

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

Douban'er's eyes widened in anger, looking at the female parrot in a ruthless manner, showing no pity at all.

The female parrot was so frightened that she didn't dare to approach it. Xiu Wanli wanted to push the female parrot closer so that they could get closer. Doubaner yelled "嘎——" and seemed very angry, which shocked everyone. , The female parrot also jumped up in fright and hit the cage.

Xiu Wanli quickly took out the female parrot, it seemed that he couldn't force it, he rubbed his chin and looked at the majestic big colorful parrot in the cage without saying a word.

Qin Ruifeng hastened to smooth things over: "Hey, forget it, the twisted melon is not sweet, so don't bother!"

Xiu Wanli thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because they're not familiar with them yet. Why don't you let me take the parrot back for training|teaching|teaching? Make sure it will be obedient in a few days, and I promise not to abuse it."

Qin Ruifeng still shook his head and refused to agree. Qin Yi knew Xiu Wanli's father well, and thought it was just a bird, so why be so stingy, so he persuaded his son to agree.But Qin Ruifeng just didn't spit it out.Xiu Wanli had no choice but to leave again.

Xiu Wanli has a problem. If he can't do something, his interest will come instead.

Anyway, he happened to retire at home and was too lazy to do things for the time being. This parrot was so fun, he was full of interest, and he insisted on training Doubaner and matching it with him, so he went to Qin Ruifeng's house to see Doubaner every day.

In the end, Ye Ning thought it was annoying to repair Wanli, which made him unable to move freely at home, so he discussed with Doubaner whether he should buy another parrot to cheat Xiu Wanli, so as to save him from running here every day.

Douban tilted his head and thought for a while and said, "I've recovered from my injury. I'll go to his house with him to see what kind of tricks he has, and teach this kid a lesson by the way!"

Ye Ning was a little worried, but Qin Ruifeng said: "It's okay, it won't hurt Doubaner after repairing Wanli, he's just curious, if Doubaner feels uncomfortable, we'll bring Doubaner back."

Ye Ning saw that the two of them didn't care, so he had no choice but to agree to come back the next evening after Xiu Wanli, and Qin Ruifeng gave Doubaner to him and took him away.

Xiu Wanli doesn't live with his parents now, he lives alone in a small apartment of [-] square meters, which he says is easy to take care of.

Doubaner went to Xiu Wanli's house and was a little surprised. The house was so clean and tidy, it was worthy of being a soldier. Returning to its place, people can't find any faults.

Ye Ning and Qin Ruifeng are also people who love cleanliness. Their home is also very tidy, but they are not as spotless as here. Doubaner thinks about it and thinks that the word "cleanliness" should be used to describe it.

It’s just that this room is a bit too plain, the bed is white, the quilt is army green, the sofa is black, and all kinds of furniture are mostly white and black. It seems that there are only these three colors in this room.

In addition, there is a large bookcase against the wall in the living room, which is full of books. It is probably too big to fit in the study, so it is placed in the living room.

Models of various guns, tanks and airplanes are placed on Duobaoge, leaving only a large sandbag in the corner of the living room.

At first glance, this room looked like a room for a single man who came out of the army. There was no smoke at all, let alone a woman's breath.

It seems that Xiu Wanli is still a bachelor, at such an age, several years older than Qin Ruifeng, he doesn't even have a daughter-in-law, his life is miserable enough, Doubaner is very disdainful.

Xiu Wanli didn't know what was going on in Douban'er's mind, so he whistled happily and hung Douban'er's cage next to another parrot's cage.

The trembling female parrot, which had been frightened by Doubaner before, saw Doubaner coming again, dropped the hazelnut in her mouth to the ground, and jumped onto the cage wall, grabbing the railing and screaming, as if she was about to die.

Douban'er stood on the railing of the cage and rolled his eyes, too lazy to bother with it.

Xiu Wanli also felt strange, how could he be so frightened?But if he didn't move the parrot away, it kept making noises, so Xiu Wanli had to take it to the balcony with its cage.

After returning, I found Doubaner standing on the grab bar of the cage with her eyes closed, she couldn't help being a little funny, she stuck out a finger and poked Douban's head and said, "Hey, little guy, wake up! It's time to eat!"

Douban'er lazily opened her eyes, saw that his finger was next to her mouth, and opened her mouth to bite that finger.

Xiu Wan had been prepared for a long time, and withdrew his finger "swish", and said with a smile: "You want to fight with me? You are still a little tender. Okay, let's stop messing with you and eat."

Turning around, he brought a small white porcelain bowl, which contained half a bowl of nuts such as hazelnuts and pine nuts. He opened the small door and put the bowl next to Douban.

Doubaner turned his head to one side and refused to eat.

Xiuwan smiled and said, "Don't eat? That means you're not hungry. You can eat when you're hungry. Anyway, you can't eat any more meat. It's not good for you." After finishing speaking, he locked the door of the cage.

Douban'er was a little angry, Qin Ruifeng had made an agreement with Xiu Wanli when he was going out, and let him move freely without locking the cage door.

But Xiu Wanli didn't keep his promise and locked the door.

Now his mana is weak, but he has recovered a little bit, so it is still possible to fight and repair Wanli face to face.But the trouble is that if you want to get out of the cage, you have to use the invisibility method. The invisibility method is quite labor-intensive, and he is too lazy to use it, so he can only stay in the cage obediently for the time being, and find a chance to fix this guy who doesn't know how to respect people.

Doubaner thought about looking for an opportunity to tidy up Xiu Wanli, but he was ignored. Shi Shiran went to the kitchen to get a bowl of noodles to eat, but he still ignored Doubaner after eating, took a towel and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After taking a shower, Xiu Wanli came out naked. Doubaner squinted his eyes to see him wipe his body and hair with a bath towel, went to the closet to find clothes, squatted down for a while, stood up for a while, and his long, strong and thin body dangled in front of his eyes. Shaking, shaking people's eyes are dazzled.

Douban despises, exhibitionist!Isn't it just taller?Isn't it just a better figure?What's so great, the young master is still a god!When I recover, I will beat you to the ground!

However, this is a man as powerful and dangerous as a leopard. If he fights alone without mana, Doubaner feels that he may not be able to defeat him.So he was quite jealous.

In the middle of the night, Xiu Wanli didn't watch TV, just leaned on the sofa in the living room and read a book after changing his pajamas, he was really a boring or even boring person, Doubaner had nothing to do, and yawned leisurely.

Xiu Wanli looked up, put the book down, walked around the cage, and smiled at the same time: "Sleepy? You can still yawn, it's really strange, why do I think you are not like a bird but like a human being?" Woolen cloth?"

Doubaner squatted on the railing, rolled his eyes and said nothing, Xiu Wanli suddenly reached out and opened the door of the cage, and stretched out his hand with a smile: "Come on, come out, let me see how good you are?"

Doubaner made a "cut" in her heart, and flew out with wings fluttering. Instead of landing on Xiu Wanli's hand, she flew out and circled around the chandelier on the top of the living room, then retracted her wings and stood on the TV. On top of the set, grab the top of the TV with your feet and say, "I want to watch TV!"

Xiu Wanli couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, watch TV." He walked over and picked up the remote control of the TV from the coffee table to turn on the TV, and then asked, "Which channel do you want to watch?" He wanted to see how much the parrot could know. .

Doubaner thought for a while: "Animal World!" He had to find a channel that matched his identity, otherwise it would easily arouse suspicion.Of course, his current behavior is already out of line, but Douban doesn't think that Xiu Wanli will think of such a fantasy thing as a god, at most he thinks he is a smart parrot.

It happened to be a very good show today. It was an animal show on the African savannah. Doubaner liked it very much. He flew to the wide and soft armrest of the sofa and squatted there to watch TV. After watching it, he watched it quietly. He doesn't make a fuss.

Xiu Wanli felt that it was miraculous, so he took the hazelnuts in the cage, opened them, and handed the nuts to Douban'er's mouth.

Doubaner was watching TV, and there were people waiting to eat. He felt very comfortable and opened his mouth to eat.

After eating one, Xiu Wanli handed him another one, unknowingly eating a lot, Doubaner was finally tired, squinted his eyes and fell asleep.

Xiu Wanli took him over and nestled it in his palm, and gently touched the colorful feathers on the parrot's body, feeling a very strange feeling, the soft feathers fluttered gently in the palm of his hand, making his palms itchy.

This bird is such a fun little thing, it was on the verge of biting him just a moment ago, but now it fell asleep in his palm so unsuspectingly, it was too heartless.

Xiu Wanli suddenly felt that he was reluctant to return the small things to Qin Ruifeng, but since they belonged to others, he had to return them.

So what to do?Do you really want to mate it with that stupid female bird on the balcony and give birth to a smarter bird?

It seemed that this was the only way to keep this lovely and clever parrot, although only his children were left behind.

Doubaner was sleeping, but dreamed of her senior brother, who was still wearing the gray Taoist robe, but turned his back to him and walked far ahead, walking farther and farther, without looking back, just looking at him. No matter how you called, Douban couldn't help crying.