The marketing account also wants to fall in love

The two Internet celebrities who were out of touch suddenly revealed their brother-sister relationship, which surprised netizens who were waiting to see the plot of the dog-blood love triangle.

In addition to the accident, there was also a faint sense of loss lingering in my heart, as if I was happily chasing the legendary treasure with a treasure map, but finally found that the treasure was a big plate of spicy crayfish.Although the taste of spicy crayfish is also good, it is still not as exciting as real money, right?

But some people just grabbed the crayfish and "eat".

A large group of young men shouting "Brother Brother" suddenly appeared on Tianshan Ruyibao Weibo, and many "sister-in-laws" who came to say hello to "sister-in-law" also appeared on Xiaomanyao's Weibo.

Ruyibao swept away his usual frivolous and frivolous appearance, and took out his small book, registering these young people who volunteered to sign up as "brother-in-law" one by one, and strictly assessed and checked——

"You work in a bank? I'm sorry, I understand the bank. One person enters the bank, and the whole family draws deposits. The pressure is too great, and the income is not what it used to be. I will ignore you for now."

"Are you a programmer? That's good. Let me tell you what you do and what language you use. I know programmers very well, and I'm also a programmer... Oh, I write PHP, so let's forget it."

"New media marketing company? I'm too familiar with this business, so I'll report your company's name directly...I'll go, the balance owed by your company has not been settled for a year, so you dare to propose marriage to me, blacklist No thanks!"

As a "slash youth" in the new era, Tianshan Ruyibao's "Men Men Tong and Men Men Song" are not like their sisters who are big names in a certain vertical field, but they are good at chatting with others about everything. It can really scare the layman.

Compared with his elder brother's meticulousness, Xiaomanyao's response was much simpler and rougher.

Those who call themselves "sister-in-law" and those who call themselves "sister-in-law" will be blacked out, out of sight and out of mind.

All of a sudden, the number of blacklisted little savage monsters surged, and Weibo was full of grief.

This blackmail operation was too decisive and sharp, which aroused enthusiastic responses among netizens.

such as--

Netizen No. 1: "Sister Xiaoyao, calling you sister-in-law is just a joke. I am a man, a man. I love you. Please release my size, please~~"

Xiaomanyao replied: "Men are the ones who should be blocked more, what kind of jokes are not easy to make, such jokes are so boring!"

Netizen No. 2: "Are there a lot of people blacklisted?? I scolded Tianshan Ruyibao Navy for hype all day long, but Xiaoyao was merciful and didn't block me! Xiaoyao is indeed my warm and cute female chef, thank you, love me, okay? clatter!"

Xiaomanyao replied: "Please continue to supervise him to be a new era marketing account that understands the general situation, takes into account the overall situation, has a conscience, a sense of justice, and will never be banned. Comparing your heart, okay!"

……

Ah, the love of a brother for a sister is completely different from the love a sister has for a brother.

Even Bai Chuan in front of the computer couldn't help but smile when he saw this scene.

At this time, Ruyibao put down the little book for choosing a "brother-in-law" and came to ask Bai Chuan.

"You haven't finished drafting your speech yet, have you? Don't draw it up. I didn't see my sister ran out to attract fire for you and change the subject."

"Thank you." Bai Chuan said sincerely.

Tianshan Ruyibao smiled: "Don't tell me, I was sold this time, and she didn't discuss it with me at all. If you want to thank, thank her."

Bai Chuan said: "Xiaomanyao is now the well-deserved No. [-] gourmet internet celebrity, I don't dare to go up and gossip about it."

Tianshan Ruyibao said: "This time she took the initiative to give you the heat, so you have to be at ease and shameless. I reposted her video clips before, and some people said I was taking the heat. Now, they all come to shout I’m a big uncle, [吱Se.jpg].”

Bai Chuan smiled: "Okay, I'll go and thank you now."

So Bai Chuan poked Xiaomanyao's private chat: "Hi, I'm Bai Chuan."

The other party replied quickly: "Brother Xiaobai, hello, I am Ruyibao's younger sister, Chen Yan."

Bai Chuan was very moved when he called "Little Brother Bai" in a friendly, natural and enthusiastic way.

"Thank you for sharing the gunfire for me. I really didn't expect to get your help."

Xiao Manyao hurriedly said: "You're welcome, it's easy to do, there is no impenetrable wall in the world, the matter between me and my brother will be exposed sooner or later, why don't you make it public first."

This little girl is quite grand, Bai Chuan thought.

He continued: "Indeed, there is no need to conceal the facts. I have also prepared a long clarification document, and I want to take this opportunity to explain my true situation to everyone."

The little manyao thought for a while, and said: "Brother Xiaobai, the limelight has passed, so why don't you talk about it now. A friend invited me to do a promotional program at a private kitchen in City A in the second half of the month, and I happen to be in the same city as you. Come to be a guest, okay? The camera is the most powerful evidence."

"But... I'm sorry, I'm not ready to appear on camera." Bai Chuan said frankly.

"It can only appear in sideshows or easter eggs, or just take pictures of the back." Xiao Manyao said, "This time it's not a particularly formal program, at most it's a restaurant's advertisement, and I'm just going to help a friend. Brother Xiaobai , you don’t need to be stressed, just think about it, and answer me after thinking about it.”

Bai Chuan said, "Okay."

"...There is one more thing, I have always wanted to ask you." The girl who has always been assertive suddenly changed her tone, "Brother Xiaobai, are you really not able to consider my brother? He is not very concerned. tune, but he really likes you. Or, you should think about it again? "

Bai Chuan didn't expect the other party to suddenly mention Tianshan Ruyibao's ambiguous feelings. He was slightly surprised, and then he could only smile and say, "Sorry, I already have a lover."

"Ah..." Xiaomanyao was a little regretful, but still very hearty, "Forget it, Brother Xiaobai, you should think about the live broadcast carefully, and let me know when you think about it. I really want to cook with you. It’s a beautiful and imaginative thing.”

Bai Chuan said sincerely: "I also really want to learn from you face to face, let me think about it again, thank you."

After finishing the conversation with Xiao Manyao, Bai Chuan looked at the statement he had drafted in his document, and considered the other party's suggestion.

As Xiaomanyao said, now, doubts about his voice have been completely overshadowed by the brother-sister relationship between Ruyibao and Xiaomanyao. Coupled with the endorsement of the popular and powerful cook, many netizens who had previously held a wait-and-see attitude have already fell to his side.Right now, Bai Chuan doesn't need to do anything more, and the crisis can be passed safely. Although the problem has not been completely resolved and hidden dangers still exist, it is a safe way to deal with it.

As for live streaming...

He still needs to think again.

In the evening, Lu Dongshan sent greetings to netizen Xiaobai from a distant foreign arena.

"There are a lot of popular people, Xiaobai, please ignore them."

These words were quite sympathetic, and Bai Chuan asked him, "Why, you also have the distress of celebrities now?"

Lu Dongshan nodded heavily: "Well..."

In terms of fame, as a photographer, Lu Dongshan is not well-known, but recently, he has indeed emerged in the circle, which is due to the factors of strength and luck.

It is very intuitive that because Lu Dongshan is friendly and easy to get along with, he likes to help others, and he always has a treasure chest of various types of batteries, memory cards, and data cables. Therefore, after he participated in several photography competitions, he naturally Yandi has won good popularity all over his body, and many people have added a new friend named "Lu Dongshan" to their newsletters.

As the saying goes, "No one knows which cloud will rain".

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, but even more for those who are reliable.

Lu Dongshan's photography skills are not top-notch but not bad. In addition, his personality has been widely recognized. When other conditions are similar, many media, publications, brands and marketing companies are willing to cooperate with him, which has brought him many shows. opportunity for talent.

Some people are envious of Lu Dongshan's skyrocketing skyrocketing, and privately say that he is relying on indiscriminate hugging to get on the thigh.Lu Dongshan was laughing and joking on the surface, but he was still not very happy in his heart.

Lu Dongshan couldn't talk about these troubles with his colleagues, his parents, and he didn't want to embarrass his sweetheart Bai Chuan. He originally wanted to talk to the mentor-type netizen "Xiaobai", but he happened to see "Domestic Cabbage Meow" being People speculate for no reason on the Internet, and they can't help feeling sympathetic and sympathetic.

However, the tutor, Xiaobai, is now in a lawsuit on his own head, and has no intention of enlightening Lew.He hesitated again and again, and tried to ask Lu Dongshan: "Someone asked me to go to the private kitchen for a live broadcast, do you think I should go? Show it live in front of the camera, so that all the rumors can be cleared up, but I don't want to show up in public."

Lu Dongshan pretended to think for a while, and then said solemnly: "It's really hard to make a decision on this matter, why not, you send me a photo first, and I will use fair and objective standards to judge for you. Is the popularity of the show good or bad, and then you consider whether to go live. What do you think?"

Bai Chuan didn't like him, and said without changing his face: "I don't think much. I know how much my face is worth, so I don't bother you. And the live broadcast doesn't have to show the front, it can just be the back. "

Lu Dongshan's small thoughts were exposed, and he cried: "QAQ Xiaobai, you are too smart, I will never fool you, it's not fair. You have seen my photos, but I haven't seen yours, let me Let's see if it's good, I also want to feel the aura of Xueba Dashen."

Bai Chuan insisted that Qingshan would not relax: "I won't show you, your photo was sent by you yourself, and I didn't ask you for it, so it can't be used as a bargaining chip."

A few days ago, Lu Dongshan posted a group of photos on Weibo. The contents of the photos were trivial things that had nothing to do with the competition inside and outside the stadium.

There is always peace after the excitement. He pointed the camera at the back of the battle flag, and let those tired but real characters, wild but simple scenery all be drawn into the painting, setting off the vicissitudes and vicissitudes of "only the true heroes show their true colors when the smoke clears away". Indifferently, it has won a lot of praise.

In addition, Lu Dongshan took many pictures of his own luggage with great narcissism——

There is one thing to say, Lu Dongshan's luggage is indeed worth taking a photo, because it is so rich and amazing, it is like a walking ammunition box, if it is put in an online game, it will definitely be killed by a concentrated fire, and then a group of people will come up to pick up equipment.

And at the end of these luggage photos, photographer Lu took a passionate selfie with a smirk and a kiss on the biscuit.

It may be that he was so excited that his hands were shaking and his body was unstable. Lu Dongshan's selfies in these chapters are not up to the level that a professional photographer should have.But he himself didn't realize it, and happily posted the photo, and added a playful watermark with the software.

"Look at me again, and I'll eat you up if you look at me again >_<" said 25-year-old photographer Lu holding a piece of oatmeal biscuit.

Bai Chuan was about to go to bed when he saw this group of pictures, and he didn't know what kind of joke was poked at by this well-known advertisement. He was suddenly so amused by Lu Dongshan's watermark that he almost dropped his phone from the bed go down...

……

In the end, after a fierce ideological struggle, Bai Chuan agreed to Xiaomanyao's live broadcast invitation.

The posters of the program were released a few days ago, and a black shadow like a criminal suspect confronted the glamorous cook in front of the stove.Xiaomanyao officially announced that she will participate in the private kitchen live broadcast with the domestic cabbage meow, and tell the unavoidable stories about ingredients and seasonings.

Bai Chuan left a message to Lew: "I decided to participate in the live broadcast. I really want to leave a good impression in your mind, but I hope you can accept the real me, and I hope we can still be friends in the future."

However, Lu Dongshan didn't understand Xiaobai's implication, and he replied enthusiastically: "Xiaobai, come on!"