His white moonlight, slag skill level one hundred

Lin An's phone bombing chased him in the middle of the night, and Su Zhe was woken up from his dream. He stared at the number displayed as "kiss" for a long time before realizing who it was. Pinched it off, but he just lay on his side and stared at the phone for a long time without moving it until the ringtone disappeared.

How hard is it to say goodbye?Why are you so entangled?

Su Zhe knew Lin An well, and he probably was drunk when he called at this time—he used to think that he was simply drunk, but now that he thinks about it, he might be drunk with his girlfriend—he thought of Xiang Bei and dared not bother him. , Judging from the current relationship, he thinks that Xiangbei is probably the type to turn off the phone at night, so Lin An, who was in pain, called him.

There is still something to talk about between the two of them. He is a little surprised that Lin An can accurately take away all the things he wants to take away. He can’t do it. The habit of taking notes, some things to be done in a few days or more than ten days must be written down, otherwise it is easy to forget. After the popularity of smart phones, it will be changed to note on the mobile phone.

Su Zhe, who was supposed to be sleeping, couldn't fall asleep after thinking about it for some reason. He just sat up, turned on the light and the phone, and sent Lin An a WeChat message: 【When will I return the phone I bought for you? 】

Su Zhe didn't expect much to get it back. Lin An didn't expect Lin An to reply soon: 【Did you seduce Beibei? 】

Su Zhe resolutely replied with a lot of swear words, and typed bitterly: 【You take your Beibei away quickly, I look disgusting!Give me back my phone! 】

[My Bei Bei is so handsome and beautiful, see if you are worthy of it! 】Lin An seemed puzzled, one audio message after another was sent, and when I clicked on it, they were all vague drunken words, such as "return my Beibei" and the like.

Su Zhe finally turned off his mobile phone, but unfortunately he couldn't fall asleep either. Seeing that the sky was past four o'clock, it was a bit late to go back to bed. In desperation, he had to get up. Seeing that the house was a bit messy, he decided to clean it up. He was busy busy at dawn, I was sweating a lot and felt much more refreshed after taking a bath, but my knees hurt a little.

It is impossible to be free from illness and injury for so many years as a martial artist. Su Zhe is lucky. He has not suffered serious injuries with sequelae, let alone death. Some actions are scary when you think about them afterwards. Being able to move half of the body, as for whether it is the upper body, the lower body, or the left and right sides, it all depends on luck.

If something really happened, Lin An would probably disappear immediately, right?

Thinking of this, Su Zhe felt a little lucky. Fortunately, he came to the north, and Lin An directly exposed the original form. Otherwise, it would be a despair to break up when he encountered a major trough in his life. He is now in sub-health anyway, with a small amount of savings, and his life is still alive. have to go down...

"Are you chopping onions?" Xiang Bei's voice suddenly came from behind.

Su Zhe quickly sniffed and said, "No, I just want to meet next time."

The noodles he ordered are all smooth noodles with soy sauce, a spoonful of soy sauce, a spoonful of chicken stock, a spoonful of lard, plus chopped green onion and an egg, it is simple and convenient. Lin An praised the special taste when he first ate it, and he refused after eating it once or twice. After eating it, I started acting like a baby and changed it to something else, and then said directly, "Only people eat such unpalatable food" and so on.

Thinking about it now, Su Zhe just wants to say something: If you encounter this at the time, you can swallow the whole bowl!

"It's a bit embarrassing to eat your food all the time. Today I got up early and didn't run, so I'll make you breakfast by the way." Su Zhe said, "I just don't know if you are used to eating, I am average."

Two hands suddenly stretched out from behind, Xiang Bei was much taller than Su Zhe, just enough to hold him in his arms, and covered his hands respectively: "You can't cut things like this, you will cut your hands, the left fingers The tip should be bent, and the second knuckle should be pressed against the back of the knife, and move like this."

Su Zhe froze. No one had ever been so intimate with him when he grew up. Of course, he had slept with Lin An and loved him, but he didn't have the intimacy of ordinary life.

Damn, when I think about it now, the intimate activities with Lin An were really limited to going to bed. Usually, I don’t have the sticky energy of a young couple at all. In the beginning, I chatted a lot on the mobile phone, but when we met He rarely even pulls his hands.

Lin An used to say that he should keep a low profile. Su Zhe believed it. After living together, he didn't feel too sticky. At that time, he thought that old husbands and old husbands had been old for many years, and their feelings would naturally turn into family love. Now that I think about it, family love is a big head ghost, and there is no feeling at all!

Thinking of this, Su Zhe felt that the kitchen knife in his hand was a bit sharper, and the movement of cutting it was a lot heavier, as if what he was cutting was not green onions but Lin An's dog's head. Cheng Xianzi...

His arms were covered suddenly, with little strength, and Su Zhe broke free with a little struggle, which made him wake up and stopped stomping on the cutting board.

"What's wrong with you?" Xiang Bei's voice came from above his head.

"It's nothing." Su Zhe said stiffly, "Go out and wait, I'll be fine in a while."

Xiang Bei didn't make a sound, and after a while, the extended arm was retracted. He heard the footsteps and went all the way to the living room. Su Zhe relaxed. Feeling the heat of his eyes, he subconsciously wiped his eyes, and then thought of cutting the green onions, and could not help but cursed secretly... ...10 minutes later, he appeared in the restaurant with his noodles in his hands, his eyes were as red as a rabbit, and he was scorched by green onions.

Tilting his head to the north, he is handsome and cute with an explosive appeal: "Are you crying?"

"My hand that cut the onion and wiped my eyes was hot." Su Zhe was very grateful for the onion at the moment, it was an excuse anyway, "Take a look, I will only order this besides fast food noodles."

Xiangbei eats slowly, with a very good taste. After eating two mouthfuls, he paused for a while, as if he was savoring it. Then he raised his head and said solemnly: "I think it's very good."

Su Zhe smiled: "I know what level I am, it's not bad if you can eat it in your mouth."

"It's not a compliment, I really think it's good." Xiang Bei said with a serious expression, "Grease, salt and starch are the most primitive and delicious tastes that humans have ever tasted."

When Su Zhe thought about it, this is really true. Isn’t the original cooking of primitive people just roasted meat? It's cute, the kind of cuteness that makes you cry for a long time if you punch it.

Su Zhe: "..."

Nima almost forgot that this guy is also a big devil, a scumbag that is so natural, let's send it away quickly!And to what extent are you wrong about my perception?Why do you always use the word cute?Even if I am taller and smaller than you, I am not worse than you, so I can knock you down in a second, okay?Of course, you are not allowed to use the spirit of speech!

After slandering a lot, Su Zhe finished his meal in silence, and his phone rang again. He silently prayed that it would not be Lin An—he needs time to get rid of his emotions towards Lin An, and this cannot be done in a short while. - Fortunately, this is a work call, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief after answering it.

If you have a job to join the group, that means you have to leave home, and it is naturally impossible for Xiangbei to live here.

Thinking of this, Su Zhe smiled kindly and said, "I have a job, and I'm going to be in a drama for a while, have you finished your job?"

"It's done." Xiang Bei nodded and said, "The job in City N belongs to that community, and the account has been settled. I don't have a job now."

Su Zhe always felt that the point of Xiang Bei's words was not right, but it wasn't when he was entangled in this, he and Xiang Bei looked at each other for a long time and did not wait for the following sentence "I should go home too", in desperation he had to Hinted: "Then what else do you have to do in N City?"

"It's gone." Xiang Bei said innocently, "Do you have anything else to do?"

"Me? No, I don't work in City N, but in HD. I want to get into dramas and live there." Su Zhe felt that he had already made the hint obvious, but Xiang Bei just kept silent and kept smiling face to face with him.

Fuck, did this guy do it on purpose?

Su Zhe kept his face convulsed with laughter, and said angrily, "You still live here after I'm gone?"

"I paid for it." Xiang Bei said confidently.

Only then did Su Zhe remember that he rented out the room for a thousand and one nights, but the situation has changed!

"I'm going out, don't worry about strangers staying at home." Su Zhe finally spoke.

Xiang Bei showed a shocked expression, put his hands on his chest and said, "Are we still strangers?"

Su Zhe: "..."

It's not really a stranger.

Su Zhe was a little anxious: "Then I won't rent it anymore, can you go? Aren't you going home? Are you going to have no job?"

"I tend to pick up jobs at random. Whether it's cooking or cleaning up haunted houses, it's not a regular job." Xiang Beiyi explained patiently, "So usually I rent a house in the city where I work for a period of time, and then return the lease when I have a new job. , the house of an acquaintance like you is the most suitable, no deposit required."

"But my rent is expensive!" Su Zhe exclaimed, "You can rent a whole set for 3000 yuan!"

"Oh, I know, that's why I transferred for three days." Xiang Bei smiled and said, "I'll give it next month. Is it okay to have a room for [-]?"

Su Zhe: "..."

"Don't you want money?"

Su Zhe: "..."

"Even if you leave, is there anything worth stealing in this house?"

Su Zhe: "..."

I don't want to talk at all.

Su Zhe felt that Lin Anzha's level was actually not high, it was entirely because his rank was too low and he was abused, but Xiangbei's scumbag's posture was different, it was the kind of all-angle, multi-directional, impeccable scumbag method, plus Xiangbei's peerless beauty is simply a blow to dimensionality reduction!

I know he's scum, but I just can't refuse!

Su Zhe conceded defeat and decided to join the group alone. Anyway, there is really no valuables at home, and the most valuable thing in the house seems to be the TV. The idea of ​​stealing the TV from the north is too nonsensical, so he won’t go there at all. considerate.As a result, when he bought the ticket and went out with his luggage, he found that Xiang Bei was also standing at the door with his big bag on his back. When he saw him, he said, "I'm ready."

Su Zhe was at a loss: "Where are you going?"

"Join the team with you." Xiang Bei said.

Su Zhe:? ? ?

"What are you doing with me in the group?"

"I think you should also lack a chef, and I haven't seen the crew yet, I want to see it." Xiang Bei said.

Su Zhe showed his decisiveness this time: "No."

Xiang Bei smiled slightly and said, "You will take me there."

Su Zhe: "..."

Damn, Yanling is amazing!