His white moonlight, slag skill level one hundred

Lin An is not too dull to notice Su Zhe's depression, but this is all within his expectation, it would be strange if Su Zhe is indifferent, he is even complacent about it - Su Zhe still loves me - He didn't expect that Su Zhe would see through his little thoughts. After all, he hadn't disclosed any thoughts about Xiangbei to anyone for so many years, so it could be said that he kept his mouth shut.

Xiang Bei is a straight man, no matter where he gets the information from, Lin An doesn't want to risk losing Fa Xiao to confess his love, not to mention that Xiang Bei seems to be a little mysterious, he can't say it well, but think about it carefully , The northward news he has learned over the years is usually insignificant, such as what he ate, where he traveled, found a particularly delicious restaurant, and so on.

He didn't know which university Xiang Bei graduated from, he only knew that it was a university, he didn't even know one or two books, he didn't know where Xiang Bei worked, he only knew that he ran around all year round, he didn't know how much Xiang Bei earned, he only knew that it seemed It's not bad, I don't know if I have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, all the details about Xiang Bei are vaguely hidden in the unknown, it seems to know and it seems not to know.

Xiang Bei is Lin An's neighbor, except that the two of them have no intersection. He also tried to inquire about some of Xiang Bei's friends, but all of them were unsuccessful. Even Xiang Bei's parents always diverted the topic of his probing. Be it intentional or not.However, Xiangbei is a specific person, who will contact Lin An, send WeChat messages, Moments, and send him souvenirs, and now he still comes.

Even so, Lin An never regretted being friends with Xiangbei. After all, such a superficial appearance is hard to find, and Xiangbei seldom refuses him, nor does he make any specific requests, which makes him fall deeper and deeper .

Today, Lin An is lying next to Xiang Bei as he was when he was a teenager, chattering about the past of his youth, now Xiang Bei looks handsome and mature, and the side face of leaning on the bed and swiping his mobile phone is enough for him to think about it again and again, which makes him inevitable He had all sorts of fantasies and nagging until one o'clock before falling asleep. Anyway, he asked the boss for leave tomorrow, and he planned to take Xiang Bei to play in N City. Although Xiang Bei said he was here for business, he always felt it was a lie.

Maybe it's for me?

Lin An, who fell asleep with sweet fantasies, was awakened by a loud noise. He opened his eyes and saw an octopus-like black figure hanging on the wall and entering through the door, climbing up to the ceiling in an extremely twisted posture, hanging his head upside down. It hangs down like an egg on a rope. The problem is that this egg is not only dark, but also shows obvious human head movements.

what the fuck is this?

When Lin An was still in a daze, Su Zhe kicked open the door of the guest bedroom, barged in aggressively and punched him in the nose with an uppercut!

Su Zhe is a martial arts substitute, a graduate of the Department of Physical Education. He is not an ordinary person in terms of physical fitness or kung fu skills. This uppercut was shot with anger, and the effect was naturally extraordinary. Fall down!

Can you not be angry?How could you not be angry!

Su Zhe has never brought anyone other than Lin An to the bed in the master bedroom, and he and Lin An have never brought anyone to have a threesome. Before them, there was a family of five living here, and the new landlord rented it out directly after buying it. .It is self-evident who has played 3P on this bed, and from what that bastard said, it seems that it has been more than one time?

Lin An got dizzy for a few seconds before getting up. His brain was completely awakened by the punch, and he screamed: "Ghost! Ghost! Look at that thing on the ceiling! Ahhhh!"

Su Zhe didn't care about this, he yelled at Lin An: "You fucking brought someone home to have sex?! And you still fucking play 3P? You fucking want to die!"

Lin An's distorted face froze for a second. Seeing that the spider-like figure on the ceiling changed its posture again, and rushed to the bookcase, he couldn't help shouting: "Can't you see that thing?" Wriggling thing, "That! That thing! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Looking up silently to the north, he saw the black shadow grinning a row of white teeth, showing a sharp triangle shape.

"Damn it's not because of it, I don't know what you did! Mom!" Su Zhe continued to spout obscenities to be blocked, he didn't care about any monsters, who cares about that, "What the hell are you doing?" Can I tell you when it happened?!"

"There's a ghost! Take a look!" Lin An screamed in despair.

"Mom play 3P!" Su Zhe rushed to the bed and grabbed Lin An's pajama collar with both hands and shook it desperately, wishing to smash Lin An's brains into cranberry ice cream, "Can you tell me who it is? Who is it? Ah? ! Who the fuck?!"

"Yes, there is a ghost!" Lin An was shaken out of breath, and his eyes that were about to roll white were staring at the ghost that slowly slipped onto the bay window, "Really...you, look! You Take a look! Over there, there are ghosts over there!"

Su Zhe grabbed Lin An's collar and looked back. He was taken aback when he woke up just now. Looking at it now, although the visual effect is very disgusting, when he thinks of the news conveyed by this guy, he suddenly feels angry. Chung, grabbing Lin An by the collar and shouting, "Who the fuck is that?"

"What who?" Lin An was about to collapse. He watched the thing stretch out his fingers, put them on the edge of the bed one by one, and then slowly stretched out his hand, "What are you talking about?"

Su Zhe brought Lin An to his eyes, and said word by word: "Did you find someone to play 3P in our bedroom?!"

Lin An's expression suddenly became funny, between shock and confusion, and after a while, he whispered: "What are you thinking, no, is it time to talk about this? Can't you see that thing? ?”

"Of course I saw it, it reminded me." Su Zhe quickly stopped talking, almost slipping, "Anyway, you admit that you hired someone to come to our house to play 3P behind my back, right?"

Lin An: "...No, that..."

"is not it?"

"..."

Throat clearing sounded from the side, and Xiangbei, who had been eating melons, finally spoke: "Both of you, stop fighting."

"I didn't fight!" Lin An collapsed.

Inexplicably, Su Zhe stopped his hands. His heart was still full of anger but he couldn't lift his hands. This is very strange. He wasn't suppressing his heart but his hands couldn't move. He tried several times to grab Lin An's neckline Pushing this brain to the wall was unsuccessful, and he didn't want to let go because he was too angry.

"I'll deal with this first."

After Xiang Bei finished speaking, he stood up from the bed, put on a comfortable loose T-shirt and cotton pants, and made a big lotus hand gesture, and then changed it into the hand gesture of the past life, chanting scriptures in his mouth, and the bed was full of peace for a while Tranquil atmosphere.

Su Zhe was still grabbing Lin An by the neckline, and Lin An was still kneeling on the bed and leaning back. The two of them just looked at Xiang Bei and finished reading a long section of incomprehensible scriptures. , the slender, human-shaped black figure slowly stopped moving, leaned lightly on the edge of the bed, raised his head and stared at Xiang Bei, as if immersed in listening to the scriptures.

Finally, Xiang Bei finished reading, and as his voice gradually lowered, the slender black shadow became thinner and thinner, and disappeared like smoke.

Xiang Bei breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and found that Su Zhe was still holding Lin An by the collar, maintaining the original posture.

"What are you doing?" Xiang Bei asked.

This sentence was like hitting the play button, Su Zhe withdrew his hand like lightning, Lin An fell on the bed, scrambled and fled to the door, and only had the courage to speak by holding on to the door frame: "What, what happened? You just now What did you do? What is that? Are you chanting scriptures? Are you? Are you chanting scriptures? How could you do this? And you, you, what, what 3P? "

The anger passed, and Su Zhe didn't seem to know how to continue for a while. He hesitated for a while, and said to Xiangbei: "Did you exorcise demons just now?"

"To be precise, it's Chaodu." Xiang Bei said expressionlessly, "That's not a demon or a ghost, it's just an obsession."

"Obsession?"

Su Zhe and Lin An made a sound at the same time, and then looked at each other with different expressions.

"It's not something you guys have been in contact with before." Xiang Bei gave a rare smile, "Don't mind."

"How can you not mind?" Lin An covered his cheeks and growled, "You, why did you suddenly become like this? Are you a monk? Or a Taoist priest? What do you do? No, what are you doing in N City? No Are you here to exorcise ghosts?"

Su Zhe felt that Xiang Bei's answer was a bit strange. Generally speaking, shouldn't he say "you don't understand", "it's not what you have come into contact with" is such a weird way of saying, let alone Xiang Bei who cherishes words like gold, how many Saying a word is like a heinous crime.

"Business." Xiang Bei regained his composure, "Sleep if you have nothing to do."

Before Su Zhe could speak, Lin An exploded: "What's the matter with you? Just, just fell asleep like this?"

"Otherwise?" Xiang Bei seemed really puzzled.

"Yeah, otherwise?" Su Zhe felt that this question was quite straightforward, and said with a smile on his face, "Could it be that you want to explain in detail the process of having 3P with two other men on the bed I bought? Oh , Are there two men? Is it a man and a woman?"

Lin An has always claimed that he is a double, whether it is true or not only God knows, anyway, Su Zhe has only been sure that he is good at flirting girls for so many years.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Lin An was a little anxious, he hadn't come out to Xiangbei yet, "I, when will I... Beibei, listen to me, I didn't! Really! I've always kept myself clean! Su Zhe is just jealous of you!"

Su Zhe saw a narration frame slowly appearing next to Xiang Bei's head: He couldn't help thinking of Lin An's thick butt hair, and he didn't understand how anyone could bear such a hairy butt.

Su Zhe: "..."

How the hell does this make me angry!