His white moonlight, slag skill level one hundred

"Why are you here?" Seeing Lin An appearing in the living room of this haunted house, Su Zhe felt it was absurd. He realized that it was a dream, but it was so real that he was in a daze for a moment, "How did you find this place?"

Lin An turned a blind eye to Su Zhe, took off his coat with a smile and hung it on the coat rack at the door, and shouted into the room: "Beibei, I'm back!"

Xiang Bei poked his head out from the kitchen, wearing an apron, and said with a smile on his face: "The meal is almost ready, let's get ready to eat."

Lin An walked over and kissed Xiang Bei's intimately. The moment their lips met, Su Zhe couldn't help lowering his eyes. Even now, after going through so many things, seeing Lin An being intimate with others still hurts his heart , involuntarily wanted to avoid it, and on the other hand, he also had a doubt in his heart: Am I avoiding Xiangbei or Lin An?

Lin An and Xiang Bei just talked intimately like this, walking all the way to the table to eat and talk, this action quickly woke up Su Zhe, it was impossible for the real Xiang Bei to talk so brazenly, let alone talk to Lin An An is so close, but he is also forced to examine himself. No matter how he feels indifferent and can bear it, it is only because he has not faced it. He saw it with his own eyes. Blood pressure and anger gushed out like magma, and he couldn't stop it .

Su Zhe confirmed that he should have fallen asleep. This was a dream, but this dream was too real. He walked around the house, turning a blind eye to Xiang Bei and Lin An, but he could touch the furniture and feel the walls. When reaching out to touch people, it passes through people, as if unreal.He ran around the living room a few times, patiently waiting for the two of them to finish their meal affectionately—in the middle, Xiangbei even fed Lin An, it really seemed like that, and it was indeed something that Xiangbei would do—— Then he went into the kitchen hand in hand to wash the dishes, and he saw the clues after washing the dishes: it was basically a reenactment of the scene where he and Xiang Bei were washing dishes. Lin An handed the plate with one hand even though his hand was not injured. Very awkward.

Seeing Su Zhe couldn't help laughing, with a hint of mockery, but he didn't know whether the mockery was aimed at others or himself, he looked up and looked around the room, and simply said loudly: "What do you think? What? Do you think such a small trick will work?"

The two people who were washing the dishes stopped suddenly, and the air in the room seemed to be frozen, and a thin female voice sounded beside Su Zhe's ears: "Isn't that what you expected?"

"So what?" Su Zhe asked back.

"You will never get it." The voice sounded like a poisonous snake spitting out its core, "Whether He Xiangbei or He Lin An, what you are after, this humble request will never be realized, poor, poor, you spent ten What did the time get? Nothing."

Su Zhe calmly searched for the changes in the room, hoping to find out some problems, maybe he would be able to discover something from it. Unexpectedly, Lin An and Xiang Bei suddenly walked towards him like puppets. If in reality he might Pre-emptively run away - a professional like him is generally unwilling to fight with others, and is prone to accidents - but this time he ran to the door but failed to get out, the door couldn't be pushed at all.

"Honey, don't you like me?" Lin An's head came up from behind, carrying the familiar smell of perfume.

"Aren't I better than him?" Xiang Bei's head poked out from the other side, carrying another light woody scent.

Su Zhe held the doorknob, closed his eyes and said, "You are all fake."

"Haven't you been pretending for ten years?" Lin An said with a grin.

"He lied to you for ten years, is it true?" Xiang Bei on the other side asked.

Can't be angry, can't be angry, can't be born... Damn it!

Su Zhe suddenly elbowed Lin An in the face—another evidence of a dream, both of his arms are fine—and pushed him out with his body weight!

Lin An fell to the ground like a sack of rice. The moment he landed, he shattered into pieces, turned into countless reptiles and ran out in all directions. Su Zhe reflexively took a step back, looked at Xiang Bei and rushed over, and copied The umbrella next to the door waved towards Xiangbei's pretty face, and once the umbrella went down, Xiangbei was broken in two pieces like ceramics. Reptiles and mosquitoes kept popping out from the fracture of the neck, overwhelming the sky as if exploding. He rushed over—

Su Zhe opened his eyes, only to feel that his back was completely wet, his whole body was stiff, and his heart was beating wildly. It took him a long time to calm down from the horror of waking up from the nightmare.He sat up and looked at the dark night outside the window, all kinds of feelings rushed into his heart for a while, man, he just likes to look back at failures at night, and when he is overwhelmed by deep silence, he suddenly feels that life is really meaningless.

Taking a few deep breaths to wipe away the negative emotions, Su Zhe stood up and went to the toilet. When he passed by Xiangbei's room, he found that this guy slept without closing the door. Through the crack of the door, he found that Xiangbei was lying on his back in a strange posture. One arm and one foot are supported outside, so the weather is not afraid of the cold.

Su Zhe stood for a while, and suddenly realized that Xiangbei had never smelled of perfume, but smoke, smoke, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and meaty vegetable juice. The "fragrant northward" in the movie never existed.He smiled, feeling more at ease in his heart, and was about to go back to his room to resume his sleep, when suddenly something landed in front of him, and he took a closer look, and saw a spider the size of a fist hanging right in the middle of his field of vision, its claws were still twitching .

Goosebumps rushed from the soles of the feet to the forehead, Su Zhe screamed involuntarily, rushed into the room facing the north, and pushed the people on the bed several times.

When Xiang Bei got up, his face was drawn long, and he stared at Su Zhe for a long time, and then he said slowly, "What are you doing?"

"Yes, there are spiders..." Su Zhe was very guilty when he said this. After all, he usually cares about the image of a tough guy the most. It is a bit embarrassing to come out like this suddenly, "A spider fell on my face."

Sitting on the edge of the bed in silence for a long time, Xiang Bei asked, "Where is it?"

Su Zhe lifted his spirits, pointed to the corridor and said, "There!"

Xiangbei got up slowly like an elephant, and Su Zhe quickly followed, afraid that there would be nothing in the corridor, but luckily the spider was still there.Seeing Xiang Bei walking steadily, he opened his hands like shells and closed the spider in his palms, then he turned and walked back.

Take a step forward to the north, and Su Zhe takes a step back.

One step forward, one step back.

One step forward, one step back.

Su Zhe's back was against the wall, and he forced a smile and said, "You, what are you doing?"

Xiang Bei's expressionless face suddenly burst into a smile: "Do you know what time it is?"

Su Zhe: "..."

Xiang Bei's grin widened, and he suddenly extended his hand to Su Zhe!

How could Su Zhe dare to look at him? With a scream, he immediately ran away with his head in his arms, and Xiangbei followed behind with his arms raised and shouted "spider spider spider spider spider spider". He ran one after another and ran all over the house. Finally, he was forced into a corner , screaming sternly: "Why are you not afraid at all!"

"Do you know how many living creatures I killed as a chef?!" Xiang Bei smiled happily, "I even made fried spiders!"

"I was wrong! I was wrong!" Su Zhe admitted his mistake decisively. He was afraid of spiders and cockroaches from the bottom of his heart. He couldn't help it. "This, this is different. I dreamed about it! I dreamed about spiders!"

Xiang Bei stopped threatening people, and said in surprise, "Did you dream about spiders?"

Su Zhe must have seen Xiang Bei throwing the spider into the corridor and closing the door before he felt relieved. He recounted the dream again in shock, but skipped many intimate scenes that were hot on the eyes.Sure enough, even so, Xiang Bei still looked unhappy: "Is Lin An worthy? Is he worthy? Is he worthy?"

Su Zhe was a little unhappy when he heard that: "How is he unworthy of you?"

"Can he tell if my food is good or bad?" Xiang Bei said unconvinced, "He can't even tell if there is sugar in the food!"

Su Zhe was taken aback by what he said, and then he remembered that he really likes to guess the ingredients of Xiang Bei's cooking. Every time he guessed correctly, Xiang Bei would be very happy. In fact, he just wanted to learn more. People live, and it is just necessary to be able to make delicious food quickly and easily.

"Cough." Su Zhe cleared his throat, and just when he was feeling a little embarrassed, his mobile phone notified that there was a new message. To cover up, he quickly picked it up and looked at it, and found that it was from Taoist An Xin: [The house is plagued by insects, people are covered with blood, If you want to turn bad luck into good fortune, please make the following phone calls quickly. 】