His white moonlight, slag skill level one hundred

Su Zhe hasn’t met a thief for a long time. In my impression, I met a thief when I was a student. The law and order has indeed improved with time, but petty theft cannot be wiped out. Thinking about the current cashless society, the antique market is indeed a very important place. It's a place suitable for sneaking, not to mention that he publicly said that he wants to sell things but has both hands empty. He thinks that the things he wants to sell are small, small and valuable, which is the favorite of thieves.

Su Zhe was annoyed and said to the young man: "The thing was stolen, can you help me find where it is?" He was worried that the young man would ignore it.

Fortunately, the young man has a sense of justice, he looked around as soon as he heard it, pointed in one direction and said, "Over there!"

The three squeezed through the crowd and chased after them. After a while, a man wearing a work jacket appeared in front of him. The boy pointed his finger and said loudly, "That's him!"

Su Zhe also saw it, reminded by the narration box: This thief who thought he had gained something is regretting why he didn't transfer the stolen goods first.

"Why are you running?!" Su Zhe rushed to block the way, "You want to run after stealing something?"

"What nonsense?" The work jacket rolled his eyes angrily, "I suddenly ran out out of nowhere and talked nonsense, who do you think you are?"

Su Zhe didn't know the truth in his heart, but he didn't show any emotion on his face: "Okay, then I'll call 110, anyway, there are surveillance cameras everywhere here."

The work jacket laughed contemptuously: "You fight, you think I'm afraid of you!"

After the harsh words, Su Zhe stared at the work jacket and took out the phone. Sure enough, he had just dialed three numbers. The work jacket muttered "I'm going to be late for work" and turned to leave as if nothing had happened. The young man blocked him tactfully , he suddenly pushed the boy's chest and cursed: "What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you blocking my way?"

Su Zhe approached the knee of the overalls jacket kicked from behind without making a sound, first kicked the person to his knees, then pulled the hair to control him, and said loudly: "I've already called 110, don't even try to run away!"

The work jacket struggled violently a few times. Su Zhe let go of his hand and wanted to stand up in an awkward posture, but he tripped over himself. After finally standing up, he lost his confidence and shouted dryly: "You robbers! Huh? Robbery in broad daylight!"

"It's obvious that you stole things!" The young man shouted angrily, the push just now was not easy, "You stole other people's jade!"

"What jade, bah! Open your eyes and talk nonsense!" The work jacket raised his chin and said proudly, "I'll see you when the police come!"

The rhythm of the antique street was very slow. After such a commotion, a group of idlers gathered around, saying anything, but Su Zhe ignored it, and just stared at the thief to prevent him from escaping.Although the tooling jacket spoke harshly, he tried to escape several times in the short 5 minutes waiting for the police to arrive. Later, the people who eat melons also saw the clues, and some people booed maliciously: "Why are you running? Take off now. In order to let people search it, if it is not a thief, sue one and get mental compensation!"

Su Zhe couldn't help squinting at the person who was speaking. He was wearing plain shoes but they were expensive. He didn't know which rich man he was.

Finally, the police pushed through the crowd and arrived. The first thing they did was to disperse the onlookers. As expected, it didn't work. A red-faced policeman shouted: "Who called the police?!"

"Me." Su Zhe quickly explained the matter, "It's him!"

The policeman looked at the work jacket and asked, "Did you see him steal it?"

"Yes." Su Zhe will not be fooled, and he is not a child, "I saw him, but he ran too fast, thanks to the help of this child, I caught him!"

The policeman gave an oh, turned his head and put on his work jacket, and heard a cry: "Brother policeman, judge me, I was called a thief when I went shopping for a while! He still hit me, look at my knee It hurts like hell, I'm not in good health! Brother, you judge me, and you say I'm a thief without any evidence..."

"I saw it." Su Zhe interrupted the work jacket.

"You didn't see that!" the frock jacket yelled angrily.

Su Zhe laughed: "If you're not a thief, how do you know I didn't see it?"

The frock jacket suddenly suffocated, and muttered a few vague words, but the melon guests burst into laughter. This kind of scene where the quilt made words was so interesting.

Only then did the policeman turn around and said, "Take out the things."

"What, there's nothing there!" The work jacket suddenly yelled, his veins were exposed, and he looked crazy, "If you don't believe me, search! Search!"

The police really got involved, from the jacket to the trousers, and all the pockets. He took off the coat and shook it for a long time, but there was nothing. His suspicious eyes turned to Su Zhe again.

At this moment, Su Zhe had a toothache. He knew exactly where the thief hid the things. The narration frame was just there, with a thick arrow drawn on it, but he didn't want to admit it at all, and even if he got it back, he would I didn't know how to take it, and the more I thought about it, the more disgusting I felt, and I ignored the police's questioning for a while.

"I'll just say it! I'll just say it!" Worker Jacket got excited, "He is the one who is blackmailing people with nonsense, brother policeman, you must arrest this kind of blackmailer! If you don't catch me, I want to complain!"

The young man hurriedly moved to Su Zhe's side and whispered: "Brother, I can only see him, but I can't see where it is..."

Su Zhe covered his cheeks and sighed, he didn't want to look at the picture in front of him, but it's not a matter of a piece of jade that this matter is so big, he must give everyone an explanation anyway.

The work jacket was still jumping, and the police questioned Su Zhe a few words, but when he didn't get an answer and his doubts rose sharply, he said, "I know where Yu is."

"Speak! You have the ability to speak!" The work jacket shouted arrogantly, "Come on, you can search as you like."

"It's not in your clothes." Su Zhe sighed again, and said as calmly as possible, "It's in your buttocks."

The audience was so quiet that a needle could be heard falling on the ground, and everyone's eyes were focused on the cock of the work jacket. The man's face was flushed red, and his lips squirmed for a few words, but he couldn't make a sound for a long time.

The policeman's face was also very ugly, and he shouted sharply: "Take it out!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the work jacket reached into the trousers, groped for a long time in an awkward posture, and finally took out the seal. Then burst into laughter, and the melon guests felt that there was enough talk for the day, and they laughed extraordinarily happily.Su Zhe couldn't stop laughing, and stared at the seal for a long, long time while the police urged him to "take it quickly"... Finally, the old man who was with the boy borrowed a handkerchief and asked him to wrap the seal.

In fact, it’s not very dirty if you say it’s dirty, but psychologically it’s hard to get over this hurdle.

Su Zhe didn't dare to put the seal in his pocket anymore, just holding it in his hand so vainly, and was about to make a quick deal with the young man, take the money and leave and never come to this ghostly place again, several people came together.

"Brother, help me palm my eyes, the reward is the old rules!"

"Brother, show me this jade pot, how about it? Really?"

"Brother, do you want to take the job? I'll add [-]% to the market price."

The young man enviously said: "I can't even see the position of Yu, but you recognized it at a glance, amazing, brother, your eyesight is extraordinary!"

Su Zhe: "..."

How should I put it, the thing is indeed a good thing, but when he thinks that as long as he takes on this job, the introductory language of others is "you can see the jade in the thief's butt at a glance", Su Zhe can't wait to lose his memory.

Damn it, thief, you will have hemorrhoids tonight!