His white moonlight, slag skill level one hundred

On this day, Su Zhe and Xiang Bei were busy with their own business in the house, and they lived in peace.

Su Zhe is busy contacting new jobs. He has been a martial artist for many years. He no longer needs to wait for the martial arts instructor to nod around Hengdian as before. He has more or less contacts and can wait at home for some comparisons A good crew will not earn such meager money, and sometimes they can even get a job as an action director or martial arts instructor in a small crew.However, after all, this business cannot continue forever. He plans to open a gym or a yoga studio when he can’t move anymore. There are very few male yoga instructors like him, and they are very popular. After all, yoga girls practice more. It should be successful, and by the way, you can also use the accumulated contacts to do the martial arts business of the crew. In short, no matter how hungry you are, you can't die.

Lin An was very disdainful of Su Zhe's plan, and jokingly called it a stall-style business. Getting around is always a small business idea, and he never considered the overall situation.

Su Zhe admits that he is a person who is easy to get rich, he does not have much pursuit, of course, he also likes to be rich and famous, but there are only a few who stand in the top of the world, he does not think he has that ability and qualifications , So, what's wrong with finding someone to spend your life with and not causing trouble to others?

Su Zhe had never refuted Lin An's ridicule before, and now it seems that temporary pandering is meaningless, since the three views of people are doomed to be together from the beginning.

Self-deception, I used to be so, Su Zhe couldn't help feeling so emotional.

At noon, Xiang Bei still cooks his own rice. He made egg fried rice with yesterday's leftovers, put crab rolls and fish roe, and added frangipane and seaweed. Su Zhe was full of praise.

"You like it, I'm very happy." Xiang Bei expressed his inner feelings precisely like a robot, and smiled with two small canine teeth, looking really happy.

Su Zhe was a little strange: "You cook such delicious food, there should be many people like you, right?"

North nodded.

"Then there should be many people who have praised your craftsmanship, right?" Su Zhe said.

Xiang Bei raised his head this time, and said with a subtle expression, "I've seen them say, 'It's a pity you only like to cook'."

Su Zhe felt that this subtle look was a mixture of irony, ridicule and disdain, which fit Xiang Bei's character, so he immediately fell silent.

I thought that Xiang Bei would also cook dinner, but Su Zhe ate "Lin An's White Moonlight" without the slightest bit of guilt, but at five o'clock, Xiang Bei said, "I'm going to work, do you want to come and see it? "

"Okay!" Of course Su Zhe was very interested. He had never seen anything like catching ghosts before, and he was a bold person who was fearless.

Before going out to the north, he carried a bag on his back, which should be quite heavy. Of course, Su Zhe didn't drive, and the two of them drove to the vegetable market first. He was still a little speechless about this place: "Come to the vegetable market to catch ghosts? "

"No, I'm here to buy vegetables." Xiang Bei said.

The two walked around the vegetable market for half an hour, bought fish fillets, bean sprouts, Chinese cabbage, tofu, broccoli, shrimp, pork belly, seaweed, eggs, potatoes and a bunch of seasonings, and loaded them into the car in big plastic bags and small plastic bags. Then follow the navigation to the suburbs, seeing the scattered wasteland around, Su Zhe couldn't help but feel a little dazed: "Where are we going?"

"I'll take over the job this time." Xiangbei came here once, so he drove the car, Su Zhe felt relieved, "It's almost here."

The car finally stopped at the edge of the city. There were several new residential buildings. The common feature was that it was near the subway station, with large apartments and no living facilities around. Instead, there were a lot of wasteland and real estate under construction.There are many old residents in the city who are improving their housing or employees from other places in the nearby high-tech park. When the subway opens to traffic and commercial facilities rise, this will form a future suburban sub-center.

At this time, the place is still in a state of depression. The occupancy rate of the entire community is less than [-]% in the evening, and only sporadic lights are on.

"The business I'm currently taking on is mainly residential ghost exorcism." It's rare that Xiang Bei took the initiative to bring up the topic, "It's the haunted house that we often talk about."

"Oh." Su Zhe said, "Which room is it today?"

Xiang Bei stood at the base of Building No. [-] and said, "This building."

Su Zhe hesitated, and said, "Which room is in this building?"

"No." Xiang Bei said, "This building is haunted."

Su Zhe: "..."

After Xiang Bei finished speaking, he made a phone call: "Manager Li? I'm here." Then he hung up.

This conversation opened Su Zhe's eyes. This kind of service attitude can receive business, which shows that the competition in the ghost catcher world is not too fierce, and it is completely a seller's market.

After a while, a middle-aged fat man in a white shirt and black trousers trotted over, smiled at Xiang Bei and said, "Master, are you done with your work tonight?"

"Yeah." Nodding to the north, he picked up the plastic bags on the floor again and said, "Lead the way."

At this time, Su Zhe saw a narration frame unfolded near Manager Li's shoulder: Xiang Bei didn't know this was a ghost.

Su Zhe: "..."

Wait!

Su Zhe rubbed his eyes, stared at the narration box for a few seconds and then at Manager Li for a few seconds, feeling that one of them was wrong.The narration frame gradually disappeared, and he could only look at Manager Li, probably for a long time, Manager Li noticed a professional smile on his back, he reached out his hand out of inspiration, and said, "I'm Xiang Bei's assistant."

Manager Li stretched out his hand and shook it without any abnormality. The weight was appropriate, the skin was warm, shadows could be seen under the street lamps, and there were sounds when walking. No matter from which angle you looked at it, you were human!Moreover, why does Xiangbei seem to be unaware, and is still listening carefully to Manager Li's introduction!

Aren't you a master at catching ghosts? !

No, wait a minute, are you pretending to be calm?

probably?

Su Zhe followed up the stairs full of doubts. This is a small high-rise building with two households on one floor. Judging by the lighting, it seems that the occupancy rate is not low, at least half. Bar.Just as he was guessing, the sound of footsteps hurriedly came from upstairs, and an aunt wearing a home apron appeared from the safety elevator: "Oh, I saw you coming upstairs, Manager Li, don't deal with it today." It's too bad, people can't sleep because of the noise every night, my grandson cries every night!"

"Don't worry, auntie, this is the celestial master invited by our property!" Manager Li said confidently, "I guarantee it will be done tonight!"

"Really?" Auntie glanced at Xiang Bei, and suddenly showed a gentle smile, "Oh, the young man is so handsome, are you married?"

Yes, this style of painting is quite normal.

When Su Zhe was thinking this way, a narration frame unfolded next to the aunt's head: This one is also a ghost.

Su Zhe: "..."

Wait, wait a minute, what's going on here?Xiangbei, you should take a closer look!

Xiang Bei listened expressionlessly to his aunt nagging about introducing the girls from several buildings, looked up from time to time to observe the environment, but he didn't express any opinion on these two ghosts who were exactly like people.

"Let's go upstairs, it's on the top floor." Manager Li said.

Xiang Bei nodded, walked to the elevator, the four "persons" looked at each other and no one made a move. Su Zhe was interested in seeing if the two "people" could press the elevator. He pressed down the elevator with his fist - he still had vegetables in his hand.

"No, you..." As soon as Su Zhe opened his mouth, the two "persons" looked over together, their gazes were fervent and frightening, so frightened that they swallowed all the words that followed him.

The elevator was not safe to sit on. Su Zhe's heart was pounding. From time to time, he peeked at the two "people" around him. To be honest, there was no flaw at all, except that the aunt came down from the safety stairs, and no one pressed the elevator. These two "persons" look like real people from the outside.

After the elevator door opened, there was a young girl waiting outside the door, wearing a loose padded jacket and slippers on her feet, with a curious face, which was very suitable for the environment of this time and place. When she saw them, she said: "Manager Li, yes Is the Celestial Master coming?"

"Yes, this is the celestial master invited by our property management. Don't look at the young but very experienced!" Manager Li said proudly.

What are you proud of?You are a ghost!

Su Zhe couldn't help complaining, the girl over there had already started to look at Xiang Bei with eyes shining, and he didn't make a sound, just stared at it silently, as expected, a few seconds later, a narration box appeared next to the girl's ear: This is also a ghost .

Su Zhe: "..."

I'd like to see how many more there are!

Next, middle-aged social animals who just got off work, young mothers holding dolls, old men on crutches, etc. appeared one after another. They surrounded Manager Li and complained that there would be strange noises coming from the ceiling every night. I can hear the footsteps upstairs, and the calls of wild animals, etc., I can't sleep well at all, it looks like an ordinary residential building——

But this fucking group is all ghosts!

Su Zhe looked at Xiangbei numbly and listened carefully to these ghosts complaining about supernatural phenomena, and there was nothing unusual about it.

Xiangbei...you can't tell the difference at all, right?

Thinking of this possibility, Su Zhe broke out in a cold sweat. Speaking of which, he really didn't know about Xiang Bei. So far, all the information has been told by Xiang Bei himself, and it seems that Xiang Bei is not the kind, considerate and caring person. Type, Lin An licked for so long. When we met, Xiangbei was not only cold, but also lived in Lin An's house without any burden.

Thinking about it this way, why is Xiangbei willing to pay 1000 yuan to live with me?Is there any ulterior purpose?

The more Su Zhe thought about it, the more frightened he became, and felt that he had been fooled again, but Lin An wasted his life, and Xiang Bei might be fatal!

Finally, the complaints came to an end. Under the watchful eyes of all the ghosts, Manager Li opened a room and said, "There are only these two rooms on the top floor. Let's start with this room."

Xiang Bei nodded, and just entered the door without forgetting to turn around and say, "Take out the tofu first, be careful not to crush it."

A group of ghosts all turned their heads and saw Su Zhe who was trying to sneak into the elevator. He involuntarily stopped pressing the elevator and walked into the room involuntarily.

Fuck, I don't want to go in!