His white moonlight, slag skill level one hundred

Strictly speaking, the first master Su Zhe knew should be Xiang Bei. Although thinking about it now, Xiang Bei has no talent and no virtue and only one speech spirit, but it is extraordinary that such a speech spirit can keep safe. Later, he met either a monk or a Taoist priest. In his opinion, he was a professional, and he was different from the half-toned "folk people" like Xiangbei. One piece is very famous, he has been honored as a child prodigy since he was a child, and he was born to know it." When he suddenly became interested, he agreed with the producer to see and see as a Wu Zhi.

As soon as the master appeared on the stage, everyone was shocked. In the cold winter, of course the southwest region will not freeze you to death like the northeast, but the temperature is only in the [-]s, and it is only autumn. This master is wearing straw sandals, beach Pants, and an Indian feather-style shawl is draped over the shoulders, and it is so short that it is exposed!

A man, a middle-aged man with an oily belly, dressed like this must have very hot eyes. All the crew members who came out to watch the fun showed expressions such as "my eyes", and several of them touched and touched their bodies , This is to take out the mobile phone, and after touching it for a few seconds, it realizes that the mobile phone is no longer usable, and then looks at the master with a more forgiving expression.

Maybe it's a talent?

Su Zhe found that Huang Lao was also crowded in the crowd, with his hands behind his back, looking at the master with a disdainful smile.

The master smashed the thing that looked like a Zen staff or a dog-beating stick to the ground, and shouted: "I see this place...is filthy!"

Huang Lao suddenly changed his face, and was about to squeeze out of the crowd to speak, but Su Zhe quickly stopped him. He wanted to continue watching, maybe?

The idea of ​​"maybe" is circling in everyone's mind. Although everyone thinks that this person is very unreliable when they meet each other, but they are here, so let's try it anyway. If it doesn't work, you won't pay. There are so many people. Not to mention that the residents of Huangjia Village have been getting along well with the crew recently. After all, it is a good extra money. During the conversation, they often pat their chests and say that Huangjia Village is the largest in this place, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

Under various ideas, the master started to perform.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh--"

The last turn made many people jump. The master stood on the ground with one foot in a large, crooked shape. At least in terms of balance, he shook his head and trembled with his eyes closed, as if he was getting an electric shock. Not a single understandable word was uttered.

The narration box has lived up to expectations: too many fools, not enough liars.

Su Zhe's eyes were fixed on the narration frame, his expression was very complicated, suddenly his shoulders were heavy, and Xiang Bei, who had run away from nowhere, came over and said, "What are you doing?"

"Master, please." Huang Lao said disdainfully, "That's all."

Su Zhe squinted at Xiang Bei, the distance was too close, the two of them wanted to kiss immediately when he turned his head.

After looking at Xiang Bei for a few seconds, the four big characters of gloating and gloating were engraved between his brows and eyes. He grinned and said, "How much did this thing cost?"

"I've heard quite a few." Qiao Muyou also came over at some point, and said mysteriously, "At least five digits."

When Su Zhe heard it, he immediately felt a toothache. Seeing that the master had already entered the state of spitting out saliva while circling rapidly, he said helplessly: "How should I put it, I don't think everyone can do his skill. Arrived."

"Huh?" Huang Lao made a disdainful voice, "I can do it!"

"I can too." Qiao Muyou said contemptuously, "Isn't it just spinning around? Who can't?"

Su Zhe said with a smile: "Don't you look down on going around in circles? Then try it."

"Try it, I'm a mountain... the wild villagers are still afraid of this?" Mr. Huang snorted and squeezed to the back of the crowd, and other people followed suit with interest.

Mr. Huang casually started to circle around, and Qiao Muyou followed with his heavy headgear on, and he was still able to speak: "Placing something on your head will help you maintain your center of gravity!"

Su Zhe is a sportsman, so he still knows this bit of knowledge. He didn't say a word, just stared at them with a smile, and glanced at the master in the crowd from time to time, saying: "The master hasn't stopped yet!" At the same time, he looked at the melon eater Xiang Bei said, "Aren't you going to try?"

"You haven't tried it yet, why should I try?" Xiang Bei said calmly, "Who am I!"

The corner of Su Zhe's mouth twitched, and he said, "Your last sentence is not a question, is it?"

Xiang Bei didn't answer, but just gave a super-sweet smile.

Sure enough, the master was still turning in a steady circle. Huang Lao turned more and more crookedly, and finally fell down with his head on the ground. Qiao Muyou was not crooked, but turned more and more slowly, and finally stopped panting. , blushing, staggeringly said: "No, I'm too dizzy."

Su Zhe looked back and said with a smile: "The master is still spinning."

The master turned around for a full 10 minutes, and the audience's impressions changed from novelty to boredom to surprise. Suddenly, he stopped, kept pointing a stick, and shouted: "I feel it, the evil is here. That place! I will get rid of the filth!" Then, he yelled loudly, and had to say that the sound was so loud that it didn't seem like a human could make a sound, and it successfully shocked everyone present, including the one who was still spinning around Huang Lao.

The master took the lead, rushed out of the crowd and galloped away, and when he was almost gone, someone said: "He is going in the direction of the cave, right?"

The crowd was silent for a moment, and the villagers of Huang's family suddenly shouted, yelling "stop" and followed them, and even stepped out of the billowing smoke and dust. After a while, there were shouts and curses from the cave, just when Su Zhe thought that the master was going to die Suddenly, a huge shock came from the ground, and then, the ground began to shake!

"Earthquake -! Squat down! Squat down!" Someone screamed.

The crowd shouted loudly at first, and then many people realized that they were in an open place, squatted down hastily, and even sat on the ground. Su Zhe squatted halfway, and heard a loud sneezing sound from behind him. Looking back, I saw Mr. Huang sneezed five times in a row, and there was a loud noise from the cave. After a while, the earthquake stopped, and the villagers of Huang's family came back with only one pair of shoes left. .

"He was sprayed out by the cave." A villager quickly explained, "He really flew out, his clothes were sprayed to pieces, and he flew more than ten meters away!"

The staff of the film crew were dubious. After all, they had also entered the cave. Although they didn't go to the end, the strong wind in the cave could still blow people more than ten meters away, which sounds unscientific.

"That's why I said you can't enter there!" Elder Huang rubbed his nose and muttered in a low voice.

Su Zhe looked at Huang Lao with a funny look, and then thought of another question. If it is compared with people, it is possible to enter... Uh, I can't think about it!Can't think about it!

"Are you thinking about something lewd?" Xiang Bei's voice suddenly rang in his ears.

Su Zhe was startled, slapped Xiang Bei on the shoulder, and said, "Get lost!"

Xiang Bei smiled and ran away: "I hit the mark, didn't I?"

The master must be dying. Anyone can see that he is a liar. The producer sighed and leaned over to Su Zhe and said: "Others, the last one who can come here will take four days. If you are ready during this period, you will be able to come here." do it."

Su Zhe also has this plan.

"I think it's better to support Su Zhe with all our strength." Zhao Lingshui appeared out of nowhere, elusive, "It just so happens that this scene can be included in the film."

"Huh?" said the producer, "There is no such plot in the script!"

"It's okay, let's change it. Aren't we suspenseful? I think the ghost market is pretty good." Zhao Lingshui said, "The screenwriter is here too, don't you think it's just right." After finishing speaking, he called the screenwriter's name and passed by.

Su Zhe glanced at the hopeless producer, and patted the other party's shoulder helplessly. It was not a matter of changing a few words. Once the scene was changed, the money flowed like water, and the overrun was a certainty.

Now that Zhao Lingshui has made a decision, Su Zhe will of course go all out, and the first thing is to find a way to steal Xiangbei's recipes.